"I hate the theme song for The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. Who, in the right mind, could even think of putting "Mario" and "Rap" in the same sentence?!?"
They don't. It may be a rap, but they never say it is, and not in the same sentence as Mario at the very least.
By the way, I hate them all despite my name.
Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side, come on, it''s time to go do the Mario! Take one step, and then again, let''s do the Mario all together now! You got it! It''s the Mario! Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side, come on, it''s time to go do the Mario! Take one step, and then again! Let''s do the Mario altogether now! Come on now! Just like that!