Mario: welcome one and all to the first ever Ultimate Smasher Tournament! We are hoping to see some great matches tonight! Here is some official news. Jman has stated that if he loses to Ash tonight, he will walk out on SSB Live! Now, let's get ready for our first match, Link against PIkachu in a "hammers, beam swords and Pokeballs" match!
Luigi: And they want to start right away! The rules are simple. Destroy your opponent with as many items as you can find! Pikachu grabs a beam sword and misses Link with it! Link chucks a pokeball at the ground! Watch out! It's a snorlax! Oh! Pikachu is flattened! Link waits for Pikachu to get back to his normal shape!
Mario: Oh man! Pikachu was a pika pancake for about 10 seconds there! But now he's back to his normal shape! Momma Mia! Link misses and PIkachu locks in the shock lock! Shock Lock to Link! Link counters into a DDT! Ohhhhhh my! Both men down! Link covers! 1,2,Pikachu just kicked out!
Luigi: Link wil try the Hyrlian slam, his devastating finisher! He hits it! That should do it! Good night pikachu, thanks for coming! 1,2,oh man! There is no stopping Pikachu as he kicks out of Link's finisher!
Mario: Do you think Pikachu has a chance of winning?
Luigi: Not if Link hits the Hyrulian slam again! He'll try it! Pikachu counters into a shcok lock! He tries to drain the energy out of Link! Link is down to the ground, now! He and Pikachu are both spent!
Mario: Pikachu releases Link from the lock! He covers! 1,2,and Link just kicked out! Pikachu flies through the air shcoking Link several times! But Link caught him and a Hyrulian slam! hat should do it! 1...2...3!
Luigi: Wait! PIkachu got his foot on the bottom rope, and the match will continue! Link argues with the ref, but it does him no good!
Mario: Ah, that Link is nothing but a crybaby as Pikachu smacks Link with a hammer! A sledgehammer to be exact, and the sell out crowd applauding Pikachu as he sets up for a shock drop! But Link counters into a DDT onto a steel chair! Only God knows where that came from!
Luigi: Both men down! Wait a minute! It's King Dedede! Link's new sidekick! He picks up Pikachu and gives him a Dedede DDT!
Mario: Here comes Kirby Kirby down to help Pikachu and stop Dedede's cheating! He nails Dedede in the groin! DDD falls out of the ring! Pikachu with a Poke plunge from the top rope! Connects! Cover! 1! 2! 3!!!
Luigi: Pikachu has defeated Link! An impossible seeming task, but he pulls it off! The ten person elimination match is next!
The three things I could live without: a kick in the teeth, a punch to the stomach, and a low blow.
The one thing anyone who threatens my friends needs: a swift kick in the butt.