Sorry if this is long but I have hade a new character tought out for a while.
1.Appearence: height:2ft 6in, width:2ft 6in pale gray complection, twenty six short, evenly spaced, black hairs, Head shape: wide short oval, eyes similarly shaped, long smile, arms end halfway between shoulder and elbow, legs end halfway between top of leg and knee, denim short shorts (look like pants) t-shirt with word "yo!" printed on it, no shoes.
2.personality: IQ=1483, plays mind games by using long complicated sentences and words (sprinkeling small tid-bits of slang throughout it) , but pretends to not understand the most simle of concepts and denies simple facts. Powers include: the use of household items (such as paper towels and sticks) as deadly weapons, the ability to temporarily grow razor sharp teeth and spray acidic fluids from my eyes accompanied with complete insanty (after level 5 when rare special item that allows this can be found), a special jump that would take far too much time and space to describe, and also the aility to ride Cow.
3.Friends: A pet cow named Cow, not much larger than me, and a living basketball with limbs named basketball Jim.
4.enemies: Main enemy: whoever took his candy bar at the beginning of the game (identite unknown)
5.Nintendo games you could have been in/could be in upcoming releases: Super Smash Brothers 3 and my starrin role "Yo!" [tentative title]
Or is it?... *shifts eyes supiciously*