As yoshi ran, he was trampled and mauled by a passing herd of milky discharge.
"Now that's what I call a sticky situation," said Mario. Toad used his massive brain to tap into the cosmic center of the milky discharge. Chunks began flying to Toad and clinging around him like some form of nasty magnet. The milky dischage formed a toad shaped giant around toad. "I am at one with the universe," Toad said in a booming, godlike voice. As he said this, the sky suddenly grew dark. Lightning struck, the ground began to crumble, and fire rained down from the heavens.
"Yeah right," said Yoshi sarcastically "and I'm the leader of some random country."
"I shall smite all non-believers!" boomed Toad, and so he smote'd Yoshi.
Minuits later, Toad had taken over the world in a tyrannical type of way, and was holding a "Bow down or die" type of world meeting, where a corncob would stab all those who did not bow. Oh such fun they all had, bowing and standing, dying and bowing for hours and hours on end.
Let me away from this boulder!
