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Author Topic: Yet Another Toilet-Related Thread That Contributes A Lot To This Board  (Read 3614 times)

Glorb

  • Banned
« on: May 23, 2008, 05:07:43 PM »
A disturbing thought has occured to me: there aren't nearly enough toilet threads on this board. So here you go.
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MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2008, 06:16:38 PM »
Judging by the title, I thought Vid had posted this.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2008, 06:26:58 PM »
I kinda want one of those Japanese toilets that have a built-in bidet and analyze your urine and send the results to your doctor and have fully temperature-controlled seats.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2008, 06:41:57 PM »
Judging by the title, I thought Vid had posted this.
>:(

I'd never capitalize every letter like that.
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

N64 Chick

  • one ticked chick
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2008, 06:51:44 PM »
Men sure love their toilets. Except, perhaps, if the seat is uncomfortable.

Oh whatever. Back to the normal topics for me.
Fangirling over Luigi since 1999.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2008, 07:27:32 PM »
Men sure love their toilets. Except, perhaps, if the seat is uncomfortable.

That's why we leave them up all the time... it's in protest!
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2008, 08:44:32 AM »
Heck, not to start an actual conversation, but I almost always leave the seat down. Saves time, and I figure after a decade of videogame-playing, I'm confident in my aim (if not, that's what they invented toilet paper for).
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2008, 09:01:54 AM »
^ I lol'd.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2008, 09:28:15 AM »
You're welcome.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

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