« on: November 18, 2001, 11:29:06 PM »
MARIO MASTER 30000 KEEPS TALKING IN ALL CAPS, LIKE THIS. We would prefer for him to talk like this. TALKING IN ALL CAPS IS ANNOYING. ESPECIALLY WHEN USED FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME. This is a warning, MARIO MASTER 30000. If you don't stop talking LIKE THIS, we might get very upset at you. You might even get banned! yes, i know and mario knows and bowser knows that capital letters are essential to proper grammar, but IN EXCESS AMOUNTS ARE ANNOYING. THERE'S EVEN A NAME FOR THEM: "SCREAMING". Talking like this, on the other hand, is calmer and more likely to get a positive reply.
Mind you, we're not angry with you; as a matter of fact, we're glad that you've come to share your opinions about Mario. BUT WE DON'T LIKE SENTENCES LIKE THIS, WHETHER THEY ARE ABOUT SONIC OR MARIO. Don't take this as a "Get off the message board right now!" post. We want you to post here, and I'm just trying to resolve things in a peaceful manner by giving you a warning. If you can start posting like this and STOP POSTING LIKE THIS, then we'll all benefit: You'll get to share your opinions about Mario games, and we can have a new person to talk to about Mario.
Thank you,
AMF
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