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Title: What I learned through Mario
Post by: Tv_Themes on May 08, 2009, 10:19:42 PM: 1) If it's not human, it's your enemy and it will kill you upon contact (this includes Pianta's, Noki's and robots)
2) Flowers change your clothes color.
3) Fire works under water.
4) To be a son, you need to look like a midget clone of your dad.
5) To make peace with your human mortal enemy that wants nothing to do with a princess, give him a factory.
6) Mushrooms make you grow taller
7) Stars make you flash
8) You can breathe under water.
9) If you don't think you're Italian enough, take some LSD
10) Raccoons can fly
Title: Re: What I learned through Mario
Post by: Captain Jim on May 08, 2009, 10:36:36 PM: Why does this remind me of a stupid t-shirt 13-year-olds wear to look like "l337 G4m3rs"?
Title: Re: What I learned through Mario
Post by: The Chef on May 09, 2009, 08:37:44 AM: Wasn't there a section on the main site about this?
Title: Re: What I learned through Mario
Post by: Toad on May 09, 2009, 07:31:47 PM: Quote from: Tv_Themes on May 08, 2009, 10:19:42 PM
8) You can breathe under water.

You haven't played any of the 3D Mario games, have you?
Title: Re: What I learned through Mario
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on May 09, 2009, 07:48:01 PM: Actually, in Super Mario Galaxy you can breathe in vacuum but not underwater, but in Super Paper Mario they make the point that it's the other way 'round.
Title: Re: What I learned through Mario
Post by: LuigiBros on June 09, 2009, 05:08:15 PM: Quote from: NintendoExpert89 on May 09, 2009, 07:48:01 PM
Actually, in Super Mario Galaxy you can breathe in vacuum but not underwater, but in Super Paper Mario they make the point that it's the other way 'round.

Super Paper Mario is supposed to be a paper version of Super Mario (Bros.). So you can breathe underwater. But in space that doesn't make sense since if you can breathe underwater and you don't have gills you can breathe anywhere.
Title: Re: What I learned through Mario
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 10, 2009, 07:27:45 AM: I think paper would actually survive better in outer space than in water. And this is to say nothing of Mario's flagrant disregard for oxygen in SMG.
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Post by: Silver Metaknight on June 10, 2009, 10:24:15 AM: 11) you can cross lava if you have a turtle shell.
12) All your wounds will heal if you jump in water and stay on the surface.
13) you can fly with a cap that has tiny wings on it.
14) If you jump randomly in the air, you might find a floating treasure chest.
15) You can defeat a ghost by punching it's back or with hammers.
16) Go karts don't need fuel or any kind of maintenance.
17) If you eat green watermelons whole, then you can spit out the seeds like a machine gun.
18) If the melon is red, then you can breath fire.
19) If its blue, then you can spit mist of ice.
20) If you step on a round, blue space, 3 coins will appear, sometimes 6.
Title: Re: What I learned through Mario
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 10, 2009, 10:38:58 AM: Mario gets a magic breathing barrier in SMG though, guys.
Title: Re: What I learned through Mario
Post by: Tv_Themes on June 10, 2009, 01:27:27 PM: Quote from: Silver Metaknight on June 10, 2009, 10:24:15 AM
20) If you step on a round, blue space, 3 coins will appear, sometimes 6.

The Mario Party series is non canon.

Speaking of, where the heck if Mario Party on Virtual Console?
Title: Re: What I learned through Mario
Post by: The Chef on June 10, 2009, 01:47:16 PM: Quote from: Tv_Themes on June 10, 2009, 01:27:27 PM
The Mario Party series is non canon.

Your face is "non canon".
Title: Re: What I learned through Mario
Post by: CrossEyed7 on June 10, 2009, 03:14:38 PM: Until Mario gets a Leland Chee, or at least an Archie series, Mario canon is whatever you want it to be.
Title: Re: What I learned through Mario
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 10, 2009, 04:10:25 PM: Since when is anything canon in Mario, TV_Themes?