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Author Topic: Wario Land: Shake It! on September 29th in the USA  (Read 21000 times)

David

  • Trusts the fungus
« on: June 25, 2008, 07:24:17 AM »
NOA sent out a press release concerning some of their 2008 titles, and they helpfully included a release date for the new Wii Wario Land platformer.  Wario Land: Shake It! will be released in the USA on September 29th of this year.

Wario Land™: Shake It!, a classic side-scroller for the Wii console launching Sept. 29, stars Wario, the smelly, bad-mannered alter ego of Mario™. With the Wii Remote™ controller turned sideways like an old-school controller, veterans and newcomers alike can run, jump and smash their way through hectic side-scrolling stages. Players shake the Wii Remote to help Wario take down his enemies, empty bags of treasure or cause earthquakes. Best of all, there are numerous stages each offering multiple missions to keep players coming back again and again to unlock everything, collect more coins or just improve their best times.

Source: Nintendo of America press release
« Last Edit: June 25, 2008, 10:06:19 PM by Deezer »
Let's do the Mario, all together now!

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2008, 07:58:46 AM »
Everything but the name sounds fairly promising (Wario = Mario's "alter ego"?!?).
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2008, 08:13:55 AM »
I like Shake Dimention better, it has that Wii gen. sound
Noy Duh

Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2008, 10:38:56 AM »
I thought this was using the balance board. I guess they changed their minds.

BriGuy92

  • Luck of the Irish
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2008, 10:49:21 AM »
(Wario = Mario's "alter ego"?!?).
That's exactly what I was wondering...
Know the most important contribution of the organ Fund science girls type. It's true!

MEGAߥTE

  • In flames
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2008, 11:09:10 AM »
I thought this was using the balance board. I guess they changed their minds.
Wario Land, not WarioWare.

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2008, 11:57:13 AM »
(Wario = Mario's "alter ego"?!?).

Mario is mild-mannered - Wario is rude
Mario is handsome and fit - Wario is ugly and fat
Mario is selfless - Wario is greedy
Mario's name starts with M - Wario's name starts with an upside-down M
Mario is hygienic - Wario is not hygienic

How many more examples do you need? I'm pretty sure Wario was originally created to be an opposite version of Mario. 
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2008, 12:43:02 PM »
Generally, "Alter Ego" means the same person, but with a different identity.  For example, Superman is the alter ego of Clark Kent.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2008, 12:58:06 PM »
So Wario's, Mario's doppelganer?
Noy Duh

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2008, 01:10:12 PM »
Wario definitely isn't Mario's close friend. The way this is written, it makes it sound like Mario actually is Wario. The end.
That was a joke.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2008, 01:54:58 PM »
"Doppelganger" originally referred to someone who bilocates, but now it usually just means someone who looks like someone else.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2008, 03:20:45 PM »
Whatever. Like the Nintendo PR guys really know half a thing about the history of the characters...
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2008, 03:49:50 PM »
I must admit though, it would make for an interesting (yet stupid) plot twist.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2008, 07:18:13 PM »
Mario is handsome and fit

I'm not sure if many people will agree with you. If Mario is fit, then what is Luigi? Underweight?

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2008, 10:18:32 PM »
If anything, Mario is very slightly pudgy. I swear, at this forum you can't say anything without it being crucially analyzed.
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2008, 10:47:06 PM »
I'm not sure if many people will agree with you. If Mario is fit, then what is Luigi? Underweight?
I think "obese" is the only thing that passes for "not fit" in some places these days.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2008, 07:34:51 AM »
Mario is fat, but he's handsome fat. You know, his fatness is what makes him look so charming. Wario on the other hand is ugly fat. His fatness is what makes him unappealing.

« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2008, 01:11:18 PM »
Wario on the other hand is ugly fat. His fatness is what makes him unappealing.

That's not fat, it's muscle. (According to the Wario World instruction manual)

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2008, 01:36:53 PM »
You know Wario is stretching the truth.:D

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2008, 03:38:16 PM »
Well, there's definitely a pretty good amount of muscle in there. Look at those arms.



It's just got some padding.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #21 on: June 26, 2008, 06:46:29 PM »
Whatever. Like the Nintendo PR guys really know half a thing about the history of the characters...
Yeah, let's just call this a "Cowboy BeBop at his computer."
CURSE YOU... SOMEBODY!

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #22 on: June 26, 2008, 09:14:28 PM »
Hahahah, wow that's amazing.
That was a joke.

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #23 on: June 26, 2008, 11:44:55 PM »
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #24 on: June 27, 2008, 01:01:44 AM »
Quote
This editor remembers picking up a review of The Legend Of Zelda: The Minish Cap in a reputable British newspaper, and reading that Link must rescue a petrified Princess... Peach.
I lol'd
Regards, Uncle Dolan

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #25 on: June 27, 2008, 01:28:19 AM »
TVTropes is the whole reason the internet was created. And Order of the Stick.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #26 on: June 27, 2008, 07:53:43 AM »
You forgot about the lulz.

POST 300!!!

« Reply #27 on: June 27, 2008, 09:07:32 PM »
Waluigi is just ridiculous.
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #28 on: June 28, 2008, 02:05:27 AM »
Waluigi is just ridiculous.
.....................why?
Regards, Uncle Dolan

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #29 on: June 28, 2008, 01:20:55 PM »
Yeah, let's just call this a "Cowboy BeBop at his computer."

TV Tropes, he? Guess I'm not alone on here! :D

« Reply #30 on: June 28, 2008, 03:12:00 PM »
Quote
This other editor remembers a newspaper article about how "Sega's mascot Mario" was more recognisable than Mickey Mouse.

It's sad this happened...

« Reply #31 on: June 29, 2008, 01:21:15 PM »
Because he's mentally abnormal.
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #32 on: June 30, 2008, 09:29:47 AM »
Who's mentally abnormal?  Mario, Mickey Mouse, the editor, or Glitchy?
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #33 on: June 30, 2008, 05:13:52 PM »
I'm guessing the last two...?

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #34 on: June 30, 2008, 11:46:35 PM »
Who's mentally abnormal?  Mario, Mickey Mouse, the editor, or Glitchy?
I was about to ask...
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #35 on: July 01, 2008, 08:20:48 PM »
Walugi.
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

« Reply #36 on: July 03, 2008, 08:06:50 PM »
He's too sneaky to have his words mentioned in a sentence.

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