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Video Game Chat / Re: What if Disney Bought Nintendo?
« on: September 30, 2012, 10:32:34 AM »It's called: He posted from someplace other than a computer and thus has difficulties formatting his posts properly.
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Video Game Chat / Re: What if Disney Bought Nintendo?
« on: September 30, 2012, 08:32:09 AM »The only bad thing would be that we would get games Disney forced Nintendo to make.
Of course, they might demand that a big D gets put on the top\side (forgot how it's supposed to go) of the Wii UThe only bad thing would be that we would get games Disney forced Nintendo to make.
Of course, they might demand that a big D gets put on the top\side (forgot how it
Why did you say the same thing twice and stop partway through the second time? Is that a reference I'm not getting?
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Mario Chat / Re: The Silly Mario Fan Theories Thread
« on: September 29, 2012, 01:33:50 PM »
A fan theory I devised while playing Luigi's Mansion years ago:
Some of the portrait ghosts in Luigi’s Mansion might be based on the Addams Family.
The mustached Neville is Gomez, Lydia is Morticia, Nana is Morticia’s mom, the bald Uncle Grimly is Uncle Fester, and Shivers the lanky, fire-fearing butler is Lurch.
Another Luigi's Mansion theroy:
Most of the normal ghosts are ghosts of dead monkeys.
This explains why many of them float around on their bellies and swing their arms as though they were running on all fours. It also explains why some like bananas, some hang from ceilings, and some clap their hands like chimps.
Does anyone besides me know what the Addams Family is?
Some of the portrait ghosts in Luigi’s Mansion might be based on the Addams Family.
The mustached Neville is Gomez, Lydia is Morticia, Nana is Morticia’s mom, the bald Uncle Grimly is Uncle Fester, and Shivers the lanky, fire-fearing butler is Lurch.
Another Luigi's Mansion theroy:
Most of the normal ghosts are ghosts of dead monkeys.
This explains why many of them float around on their bellies and swing their arms as though they were running on all fours. It also explains why some like bananas, some hang from ceilings, and some clap their hands like chimps.
Does anyone besides me know what the Addams Family is?
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Video Game Chat / Re: What if Disney Bought Nintendo?
« on: September 28, 2012, 11:48:07 PM »You need to learn to spot sarcasm, like badly.
I thought at first that he was being sarcastic, but that birthday trivia thing was pretty convincing, and then I thought that he misread my facetiousness. You need to stop flogging me for my flaws, like REALLY BADLY.
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Video Game Chat / Re: What if Disney Bought Nintendo?
« on: September 28, 2012, 11:05:35 PM »Super birthday trivia: September 28th, ColonelKR's birthday, is also the birthday of Naomi Watts, Mira Sorvino and Janeane Garofalo! Dunno who they are, but hey!
Edit: It is also the birthday of a friend of mine, which I admit I would've totally forgotten. Thanks for reminding me.
Dude! I did not mean today was my birthday! Saying, "It's your birthday" is a common chant used in sports rallies, etc., much like, "Who's your daddy?" You need to catch up on your colloquialisms.
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Video Game Chat / Re: What if Disney Bought Nintendo?
« on: September 28, 2012, 05:13:51 PM »Sorry.
Happy birthday, by the way.
*The Colonel just rolls his eyes.*
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Video Game Chat / Re: What if Disney Bought Nintendo?
« on: September 28, 2012, 02:33:15 PM »And some people can be so crazy
I told you to take that back. That was mean, and you know it.
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Video Game Chat / Re: What if Disney Bought Nintendo?
« on: September 28, 2012, 02:12:20 PM »If what you meant is "some people got worried, but not everyone," then why did you say "everyone got worried"? I think The Chef probably interpreted what you said that way because that's what you said.
I was being facetious. Man, some people can be so uptight!
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Video Game Chat / Re: What if Disney Bought Nintendo?
« on: September 28, 2012, 12:45:22 PM »That isn't what you said at all.
And "Some Marvel fans" tend to be pretty stupid. Fans of anything tend to be pretty stupid, really.
Just telling me that everything I say is wrong won't get you anywhere. It might not be how you interpreted what I said, but it is what I meant.
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Video Game Chat / Re: What if Disney Bought Nintendo?
« on: September 28, 2012, 12:43:52 PM »ColonelKR you are crazy. You're a crazy person. You say crazy things.
You take that back.
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Video Game Chat / Re: What if Disney Bought Nintendo?
« on: September 28, 2012, 10:44:05 AM »TheColonelKR, if you reply like that, you're just going to make it worse.
True. I shouldn’t be stooping to his level, but could you please at least tell him to stop attacking every part of my statements even when they aren’t arguments aimed at him? Not everything on this site is about him, and this thread has nothing to do with any specific member, but he sure likes making it that way.
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Video Game Chat / Re: What if Disney Bought Nintendo?
« on: September 28, 2012, 09:35:15 AM »If Disney buys Nintendo (which it won't) then I quit.
How can you say they have a reputation for "Disney-fying" anything when you give evidence to contrary immediately after?
Also Disney had nothing to do with the Avengers. That was being made before they bought Marvel. Marvel's been planning it for a long time now.
It is?
It does?
What is it with you and your habbit of attacking every part of everything I say? Shut up!
Maybe I should have said many franchises, not any. I was trying to present both sides fairly.
I know Disney had nothing to do with The Avengers. I'm just saying that, at the time, some Marvel fans were worried that Disney might step in and change things in mid-production. Thankfully, they did not.
Have you even read the article, "Nintendo is Killing Itself?" For a big Nintendo news reader like you, Chef, I can't believe you're unaware of Nintendo's financially weak state (Aw yeah! Nailed him! Go Colonel! It's your birthday! Go Colonel! It's your birthday!).
And BriGuy92, Disney is big on musical numbers, so, why not have fun? I composed the lyrics to these song parodies, so, by nature, I'm in them, Hitchcock style!
Awesome pics, Luigison!
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Video Game Chat / What if Disney Bought Nintendo?
« on: September 27, 2012, 10:23:12 PM »
Disney has Pixar, the Muppets, and Marvel, but what would happen if they bought Nintendo? Would they ruin any franchises? Would they save any franchises? Can you see the future? Is there any way of knowing?
Here are two musical predictions as to what might happen if Disney suddenly bought Nintendo.
Version 1.0: What Negative-Thinking People might Think would Happen
An ensemble of Nintendo characters dances with creatures from Bambi. Colonel KR, himself, in full knightly battle gear, pops out of a bush and starts singing these words:
Gather everyone from far and near.
No more things that would cause children fear.
We have some good news you’ll love to hear:
We’re all obligated to bring cheer!
Now Bowser’s emotions all are shared.
Yoshi is drunk off of fresh air.
Ganondorf believes in playing fair.
Pikachu is braiding Samus’ hair.
Too much violence can be bad taste,
So Kirby and Link bake fresh cupcakes.
Mario will dance and Donkey Kong sings.
Olimar wears a purity ring.
We’re a happy family for kids
’Cause we all forgot who Spyro is.
Say goodbye to heroes who are tough.
We can never play it safe enough!
Version 2.0: What Positive-Thinking People might Think would Happen, Lion King Style!
(Me): *Random African-sounding nonsense.*
(Backup Singers): *Random African-sounding nonsense.*
An array of Nintendo characters slowly gathers at small cliff where Captain Falcon is standing. Peach and Colonel KR, again in full knightly battle gear, are standing behind him expectantly.
(Backup Singers): Disney-Nintendo, Disney Nintendo x ∞.
(Me): On the day that they first signed that contract
And Nintendo became Disney’s tool,
Disney gave to Nintendo the tax cuts they needed.
Nintendo got tons of money to blow
IN THE CONTRACT FOR LIFE!
On that note, Captain Falcon holds up a baby-sized adult Mario with Mickey Mouse ears on his hat. The characters below rejoice by acting like monkeys. In the case of Donkey and Diddy Kong, they just act like themselves.
Great things await all,
And Pixar will make films
About SSB Brawl.
The other Nintendo characters bow in submission to the awesomeness of Mickey Mario.
There is no downside
To getting your hopes up
For the awesomeness
OF THE CONTRACT FOR LIFE!
(Me and Backup Singers: AWESOME!)
Okay, that’s all said and done. Let’s look at both sides of this possible future event. On the one hand, Disney has a reputation for “Disney-fying” many non-Disney franchises in its wake. One the other hand, when Disney bought Pixar, everyone said it would be a disaster, but we got Cars and WALL-E; and when Disney bought Marvel, everyone said it would be a disaster, but we got The Avengers. It’s also true that Nintendo’s kind of in bad shape in its struggle against the iPhone/iPad/Droid game rage, so maybe it needs support from a “big brother,” but what if Disney took that role too literally…?
So, what’s your take on this possible future event? Can we even be sure what will happen if Disney does buy Nintendo? I look forward to hearing your thoughts.
Here are two musical predictions as to what might happen if Disney suddenly bought Nintendo.
Version 1.0: What Negative-Thinking People might Think would Happen
An ensemble of Nintendo characters dances with creatures from Bambi. Colonel KR, himself, in full knightly battle gear, pops out of a bush and starts singing these words:
Gather everyone from far and near.
No more things that would cause children fear.
We have some good news you’ll love to hear:
We’re all obligated to bring cheer!
Now Bowser’s emotions all are shared.
Yoshi is drunk off of fresh air.
Ganondorf believes in playing fair.
Pikachu is braiding Samus’ hair.
Too much violence can be bad taste,
So Kirby and Link bake fresh cupcakes.
Mario will dance and Donkey Kong sings.
Olimar wears a purity ring.
We’re a happy family for kids
’Cause we all forgot who Spyro is.
Say goodbye to heroes who are tough.
We can never play it safe enough!
Version 2.0: What Positive-Thinking People might Think would Happen, Lion King Style!
(Me): *Random African-sounding nonsense.*
(Backup Singers): *Random African-sounding nonsense.*
An array of Nintendo characters slowly gathers at small cliff where Captain Falcon is standing. Peach and Colonel KR, again in full knightly battle gear, are standing behind him expectantly.
(Backup Singers): Disney-Nintendo, Disney Nintendo x ∞.
(Me): On the day that they first signed that contract
And Nintendo became Disney’s tool,
Disney gave to Nintendo the tax cuts they needed.
Nintendo got tons of money to blow
IN THE CONTRACT FOR LIFE!
On that note, Captain Falcon holds up a baby-sized adult Mario with Mickey Mouse ears on his hat. The characters below rejoice by acting like monkeys. In the case of Donkey and Diddy Kong, they just act like themselves.
Great things await all,
And Pixar will make films
About SSB Brawl.
The other Nintendo characters bow in submission to the awesomeness of Mickey Mario.
There is no downside
To getting your hopes up
For the awesomeness
OF THE CONTRACT FOR LIFE!
(Me and Backup Singers: AWESOME!)
Okay, that’s all said and done. Let’s look at both sides of this possible future event. On the one hand, Disney has a reputation for “Disney-fying” many non-Disney franchises in its wake. One the other hand, when Disney bought Pixar, everyone said it would be a disaster, but we got Cars and WALL-E; and when Disney bought Marvel, everyone said it would be a disaster, but we got The Avengers. It’s also true that Nintendo’s kind of in bad shape in its struggle against the iPhone/iPad/Droid game rage, so maybe it needs support from a “big brother,” but what if Disney took that role too literally…?
So, what’s your take on this possible future event? Can we even be sure what will happen if Disney does buy Nintendo? I look forward to hearing your thoughts.
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Game Blog / Re: Nintendo's Oversight on Wreck-it Ralph's use of Bowser
« on: September 17, 2012, 05:12:21 PM »
Scott Burns FTW!
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Game Blog / Re: Nintendo's Oversight on Wreck-it Ralph's use of Bowser
« on: September 17, 2012, 04:00:05 PM »
Okay, but what are the odds we’ll actually here the Patron Saint of Awesome Video Game Villains that is King Bowser Koopa say something?
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