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Wiiario

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« on: December 13, 2007, 05:49:42 PM »
Clash of the consoles
Hope the URL works.
Anyway, I was browsing the internet when I came along this site. It's an environmental site yes but it has one of the cheapest and funny as hell animated movie I've seen in awhile. Basically our three console heros Mario, Master Chief, and Kratos represent each console and must save the world from their console pollution. The voice actors are terrible, Kratos is the worst in my opinion and is a little educational but I hope you find it interesting.
« Last Edit: December 13, 2007, 05:52:46 PM by Wiiario »
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MEGAߥTE

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« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2007, 06:25:31 PM »
It's also full of misleading if not false propaganda.

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2007, 06:31:58 PM »
Oh, yes, this stupid thing... kinda immature for an environmental organization, wouldn't you say?
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2007, 07:26:06 PM »
Wow, this has to be the dumbest thing I've ever seen. The voice acting sucked hardcore.
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Kojinka

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« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2007, 09:24:24 PM »
Must...poop...crappy...video!
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« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2007, 12:05:19 AM »
Okay, I understand Mario & Chief as mascots for their respective consoles...

... But Kratos? Seriously? He's only had two games. Wouldn't Ratchet be better?

Anyway, the animation look like it came from the early 90's, not to mention the over-exaggerated landscape. I mean, Master Chief saved the world, it's colonies and humanity as a whole from killer religous aliens, and this is the thanks he gets? Immortalizied in super-bad anim8ter animation?

At least Super Chick Sisters tried to look good...
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Glorb

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« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2007, 03:03:16 PM »
I especially like how Kratos talks without moving his mouth and runs like a schoolgirl and sounds like a constipated guy trying to do a Duke Nukem impression and his blades look like cardboard and Master Chief sounds like an astronaut and Mario has a giant watermelon nose and the whole this is full of ten-year-old humor.

The moral? I'll stop throwing out all the Wiis and 360s and PS3s I own and go buy the Grassystem and some Captain Planet game.

God, this makes me hate Greenpeace even more. Spreading lies for a good cause has got to be the stupidest thing ever.
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goodie

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« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2007, 03:35:43 PM »
What kind of crazy person would throw away a game console anyway?
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BriGuy92

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« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2007, 08:34:34 PM »
And I thought I hated Greenpeace before I saw that. Wow.
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« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2007, 09:48:34 PM »
What kind of crazy person would throw away a game console anyway?

A Freakin' god of war.

« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2007, 10:17:34 PM »
Okay, I understand Mario & Chief as mascots for their respective consoles...

... But Kratos? Seriously? He's only had two games. Wouldn't Ratchet be better?
And Master Chief only has three games. Meanwhile, Kratos has two more upcoming games announced while Master Chief has none (except a bit part in Halo Wars perhaps).

BP

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« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2007, 10:39:44 PM »
60,000,000 people throwing out their game consoles. Oh, sure.
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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2007, 01:00:27 AM »
...Throwing away game consoles? What the heck?
...New consoles, at that?
That was a joke.

The Chef

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« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2007, 12:57:16 PM »
Who the dukar throws out a video game console, period? Each of them is a like a child and must be treated with the same love and respect.

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2007, 03:13:22 PM »
^ SmashMyXbox (or whatever those things are where those dorks totally destroy techie stuff)
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