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Wiiario

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« on: December 13, 2007, 05:49:42 PM »
Clash of the consoles
Hope the URL works.
Anyway, I was browsing the internet when I came along this site. It's an environmental site yes but it has one of the cheapest and funny as hell animated movie I've seen in awhile. Basically our three console heros Mario, Master Chief, and Kratos represent each console and must save the world from their console pollution. The voice actors are terrible, Kratos is the worst in my opinion and is a little educational but I hope you find it interesting.
« Last Edit: December 13, 2007, 05:52:46 PM by Wiiario »
I really don't care much for logic.

MEGAߥTE

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« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2007, 06:25:31 PM »
It's also full of misleading if not false propaganda.

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2007, 06:31:58 PM »
Oh, yes, this stupid thing... kinda immature for an environmental organization, wouldn't you say?
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

PaperLuigi

« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2007, 07:26:06 PM »
Wow, this has to be the dumbest thing I've ever seen. The voice acting sucked hardcore.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Kojinka

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« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2007, 09:24:24 PM »
Must...poop...crappy...video!
Regards, Uncle Dolan

Robert

« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2007, 12:05:19 AM »
Okay, I understand Mario & Chief as mascots for their respective consoles...

... But Kratos? Seriously? He's only had two games. Wouldn't Ratchet be better?

Anyway, the animation look like it came from the early 90's, not to mention the over-exaggerated landscape. I mean, Master Chief saved the world, it's colonies and humanity as a whole from killer religous aliens, and this is the thanks he gets? Immortalizied in super-bad anim8ter animation?

At least Super Chick Sisters tried to look good...
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Glorb

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« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2007, 03:03:16 PM »
I especially like how Kratos talks without moving his mouth and runs like a schoolgirl and sounds like a constipated guy trying to do a Duke Nukem impression and his blades look like cardboard and Master Chief sounds like an astronaut and Mario has a giant watermelon nose and the whole this is full of ten-year-old humor.

The moral? I'll stop throwing out all the Wiis and 360s and PS3s I own and go buy the Grassystem and some Captain Planet game.

God, this makes me hate Greenpeace even more. Spreading lies for a good cause has got to be the stupidest thing ever.
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goodie

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« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2007, 03:35:43 PM »
What kind of crazy person would throw away a game console anyway?
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BriGuy92

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« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2007, 08:34:34 PM »
And I thought I hated Greenpeace before I saw that. Wow.
Know the most important contribution of the organ Fund science girls type. It's true!

Boo Dudley

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« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2007, 09:48:34 PM »
Quote from: goodie on December 14, 2007, 03:35:43 PM
What kind of crazy person would throw away a game console anyway?

A Freakin' god of war.

Lizard Dude

« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2007, 10:17:34 PM »
Quote from: Robert on December 14, 2007, 12:05:19 AM
Okay, I understand Mario & Chief as mascots for their respective consoles...

... But Kratos? Seriously? He's only had two games. Wouldn't Ratchet be better?
And Master Chief only has three games. Meanwhile, Kratos has two more upcoming games announced while Master Chief has none (except a bit part in Halo Wars perhaps).

BP

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« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2007, 10:39:44 PM »
60,000,000 people throwing out their game consoles. Oh, sure.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2007, 01:00:27 AM »
...Throwing away game consoles? What the heck?
...New consoles, at that?
That was a joke.

The Chef

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« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2007, 12:57:16 PM »
Who the dukar throws out a video game console, period? Each of them is a like a child and must be treated with the same love and respect.

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2007, 03:13:22 PM »
^ SmashMyXbox (or whatever those things are where those dorks totally destroy techie stuff)
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

The Chef

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« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2007, 04:53:43 PM »
That bugs me even more, on account of their complete lack of any logic whatsoever. Who the heck spends good money just to smash a piece of equipment?
« Last Edit: December 15, 2007, 04:54:16 PM by Suffix »

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2007, 05:41:56 PM »
^ Jacka**es that take advantage of the post-yourself-doing-anything-stupid-on-YouTube-and-get-famous age, that's who.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

MaxVance

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« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2007, 07:41:18 PM »
No, they're doing it for science.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

Presidente

« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2007, 08:15:43 PM »
Hammer + Perfectly Good Video Game System = Science!







Apparently.
Let's burn some stuff and call it science.

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2007, 02:34:00 AM »
Actually they're just doing it to get attention.
That was a joke.

Kimimaru

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« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2007, 09:22:26 AM »
I thought the video was a little funny (Mario farting out a mushroom). I laughed when the narrator said that there were 60,000,000 consoles producing toxins.
The Mario series is the best! It has every genre in video games but RTS'! It also has a plumber who does different roles, a princess, and a lot of odd creatures who don't seem to poop!

goodie

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« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2007, 03:44:45 PM »
I just thought of something:
That movie would be funnier and somewhat more realistic, if they replaced the mountain of consoles with a mountain of E.T. cartridges.
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Wii-Player

« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2007, 08:17:34 PM »
Stupid! I think this show will be a failure, and did you hear what Mario sounded like? Terrible I tell ya. You know, this is why I don't watch flash movies. Because they're stupid.
It's-a Me, Wii-Player

Shyguy92

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« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2007, 08:28:58 PM »
It will not be a show, that was definitely not Flash, and Flash animations are definitely not stupid. (in short)
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"it's always the present"

goodie

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« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2007, 12:30:14 PM »
Quote from: Wii-Player on December 16, 2007, 08:17:34 PM
this is why I don't watch flash movies. Because they're stupid.
You must have never seen Homestar Runner.
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MEGAߥTE

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« Reply #25 on: December 18, 2007, 12:33:24 PM »
Terrible rebuttal.

goodie

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« Reply #26 on: December 18, 2007, 12:37:30 PM »
I don't think its stupid. But I guess what's stupid to one person may be the opposite to another. Oh well.
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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #27 on: December 18, 2007, 09:01:25 PM »
Homestar Runner is actually for the most part funny while most flash cartoons are not.
That was a joke.

Shyguy92

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« Reply #28 on: December 21, 2007, 10:14:38 PM »
I'm not gonna write a list, but there are MANY jewels out there. Though it can be hard to find them.

P.S. It's "animations" not "cartoons". I think cartoons are only for TV.
"it's always the present"

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #29 on: December 21, 2007, 10:53:20 PM »
You're wrong.
That was a joke.

The Chef

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« Reply #30 on: December 22, 2007, 12:08:34 PM »
Cartoons, by definition, are supposed to be humorous, and technically aren't always animated. Hence, "political cartoons".

Shyguy92

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« Reply #31 on: December 22, 2007, 01:20:53 PM »
Quote from: Chupperson Weird on December 21, 2007, 10:53:20 PM
You're wrong.
I'm not continuing this. Your being childish.
"it's always the present"

The Chef

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« Reply #32 on: December 22, 2007, 01:27:24 PM »
But you are wrong.

Shyguy92

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« Reply #33 on: December 22, 2007, 01:49:46 PM »
"it's always the present"

Glorb

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« Reply #34 on: December 22, 2007, 07:00:14 PM »
But you are wrong.
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Shyguy92

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« Reply #35 on: December 23, 2007, 11:29:06 AM »
Why do you always have to have the last word?
I don't care if you hate Flash animations. It's your freekin loss.
« Last Edit: December 23, 2007, 11:44:28 AM by Shyguy92 »
"it's always the present"

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #36 on: December 23, 2007, 12:00:06 PM »
What? You are wrong in saying that they are not called cartoons. This has already been discussed.
That was a joke.

Shyguy92

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« Reply #37 on: December 23, 2007, 01:05:14 PM »
Uhh... Okay, I'm just gonna drop it.


Again...
"it's always the present"

The Chef

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« Reply #38 on: December 23, 2007, 03:44:42 PM »
There's nothing for you to drop. Your statement was incorrect by definition.
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