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« on: May 19, 2011, 02:55:27 PM »
In this game, you must ask an educated question and then someone else must give an uneducated answer.

« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2011, 03:35:01 PM »
I think this has been done before but oh what the hell.

"What is the social contract theory as explained by Thomas Hobbes?"
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« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2011, 04:14:15 PM »
I dunno

What would our forefathers think if they saw what American culture is like today
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« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2011, 08:22:55 PM »
"This shiz iz off the hook yo."~Benjamin Franklin

What is to be done about global warming?
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Me: Why?

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« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2011, 08:36:10 PM »
Beach Party

What are the three types of radioactive energy
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« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2011, 08:50:44 PM »
AM, FM, and shortwave

What is the value of pi? (This was supposed to be an example, but somehow got cut out):-P

« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2011, 08:55:55 PM »
About $2.50 a slice.

Why did it take ten years for us to find Bin Laden?
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« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2011, 09:24:54 PM »
Because we didn't want to take twenty years.

Describe the difference between poverty and pauperism.
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« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2011, 06:26:13 AM »
One was a major part in one of those Barbie movies and the other was not.

What are Newton's 3 laws?

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« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2011, 09:44:49 AM »
Location, location, and bros before hos.

Why do counter-clockwise air currents travel upwards?
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« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2011, 06:11:00 PM »
I didn't know they did :U

How many bones are there in the human body
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« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2011, 06:32:22 PM »
"I don't know, but there was shertainly more than one in your mother lasht night!"


Who killed JFK?
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« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2011, 06:33:46 PM »
Two male models on a grassy knoll.

Who wrote Two Treatises of Government?
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Me: Why?

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« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2011, 06:39:05 PM »
A historical guy

How many planets are there in this solar system
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« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2011, 09:35:13 PM »
The moon, the sun, and Jason Marsden.

Why did the Game Boy Micro fail financially?
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« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2011, 07:08:19 AM »
Because it was @$%!
Actually, that might not be such a stupid answer.

Who unlocked this? (I am looking for a stupid answer)
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« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2011, 07:08:04 AM »
Because my fine ol' chap, I need to extract necessary and essential resource pertaining to my plans for my schedule for the future present.

« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2011, 07:14:07 AM »
...

How do search algorithims work?

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« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2011, 07:32:06 AM »
Anyway you want them to work, baby...

How smoothly can you see the future intergration and acceptence of the video game industry into the higher class society?

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« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2011, 12:23:27 AM »
By shooting everyone who disagrees with us.

What does the success of games like The Sims Social and Cow Clicker say about the future of psychological manipulation by video games, and about the nature of personhood itself?
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« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2011, 12:41:35 PM »
If you click on people, you can make them do random [dukar].

Why are male audiences enjoying a certain series about multicolored equines that was designed for young girls?

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« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2012, 05:41:27 AM »
Because screw social stigmas! It's well-written, full of good humor and the community is full of wonderful people!

Is it possible that we are the reflection and what we see in the mirror is the reality?
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« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2012, 11:00:41 AM »
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How many volts of electricity can it take to kill a man?

« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2012, 04:24:28 PM »
(twirls revolvers) More than enough to kill any man standing.

What if our reality isn't the true reality?
"Floor ice cream gives you health!" - Pit, Kid Icarus Uprising.

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« Reply #24 on: August 01, 2012, 09:01:45 PM »
Then I hope the Harry Potter reality is. That one has wizards

How are stalactites and stalagmites formed?
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« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2012, 09:07:09 PM »
When a mommy cave and a daddy cave love each other very much, they do a special cave hug. The rest is kinda gross.

Is the good good because God loves it, or does God love the good because it is good?
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« Reply #26 on: August 02, 2012, 02:21:00 AM »
GOOD FOR THE GOOD GOD!

With Zynga and Facebook gaming falling apart as users lose interest, does social gaming have a huge, profitable future outside the realm of mobile?

« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2012, 10:25:41 PM »
No, because there must always be a way for your Facebook friends to waste their money on.

Is the human race's dependance on technology going to destroy society as we know it?

« Reply #28 on: August 04, 2012, 10:40:57 PM »
Definately not. ( uses automatic back scratcher as robotic butler chews food for me.)

How do we truly know that we are alone in this universe?
"Floor ice cream gives you health!" - Pit, Kid Icarus Uprising.

« Reply #29 on: August 05, 2012, 12:19:24 AM »
Because the aliens haven't taken over yet.

Where does electricity come from?

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« Reply #30 on: August 05, 2012, 12:28:25 AM »
Pikachus

How can you tell, in the wilderness, what is and isn't safe to eat?
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« Reply #31 on: August 05, 2012, 10:29:35 AM »
Just eat it. ( Eat iiiiiiiiiit!)♪

Where will our country be financially in the next ten years?
"Floor ice cream gives you health!" - Pit, Kid Icarus Uprising.

« Reply #32 on: August 06, 2012, 02:14:05 AM »
IT WILL BE WORSE THAN THE GREAT DEPRESSION.

When did dinosaurs first appear?

« Reply #33 on: August 06, 2012, 06:16:20 AM »
3879




Is there any existence after death

« Reply #34 on: August 06, 2012, 11:22:30 AM »
Not if you don't use puncuation.

Is war really a reliable solution to our nation's problems?
"Floor ice cream gives you health!" - Pit, Kid Icarus Uprising.

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« Reply #35 on: August 06, 2012, 06:35:38 PM »
No, international disputes should be decided by beauty pageant. The sexiest country gets whatever it wants.

What makes true art?
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« Reply #36 on: August 06, 2012, 09:57:58 PM »
ice cream.

is there an end to the universe?

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« Reply #37 on: September 19, 2012, 02:37:50 AM »
It probably wraps around like the very first part of the very first level in Mario 2. You can stand on the edge and be on both sides of the screen at once. It'll replace One Foot In Arizona And One In Nevada vacation photos forever!

Do guns kill people, or do people kill people?
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« Reply #38 on: September 19, 2012, 12:21:55 PM »
It depends on if the gun is a robot.

Where can diamonds be found?

« Reply #39 on: October 01, 2012, 04:53:15 PM »
In meth ... haven't you ever heard of crystal meth


Is there any life outside of our planet .

« Reply #40 on: October 01, 2012, 08:34:08 PM »
Yes, on exactly one other planet.

How many binary sequences are there with no consecutive pairs of 1's for arbitrary length n?
If she is indeed genetically mutated such that she has an eye in the back of her head, then I guess that she is genetically mutated and has an eye in the back of her head.

« Reply #41 on: October 01, 2012, 09:06:05 PM »
No one! *rimshot*

If it is 5°F one day, and 4°F the next, what is the percent of decrease between the two days?

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« Reply #42 on: October 17, 2012, 03:01:07 PM »
%99
What is the square root of Pi?
Good sir

« Reply #43 on: January 30, 2013, 11:14:19 AM »
Depends on what kind of pie it is.

What is the correct order to solve this equation: 2+2/2x2?
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

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« Reply #44 on: January 30, 2013, 05:15:25 PM »
1. Get a fancy calculator
2. Make the calculator do it

What would it take for anarchy to work?
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« Reply #45 on: January 30, 2013, 05:26:23 PM »
OLGIARCHY

How do you find the height of a building using a barometer?
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« Reply #46 on: January 30, 2013, 06:01:29 PM »
Throw it at the architect.

If we all stopped going here, would ther be withdrawal?
Good sir

« Reply #47 on: January 31, 2013, 07:20:06 AM »
No, since we'd stop hearing about new games and our bank accounts would stay level.

How do ARM processors compare to x86 processors?
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« Reply #48 on: January 31, 2013, 03:43:23 PM »
Arm processors process processes in arms that propel fists' progress through x86 processors when they don't properly process processes that they should. Fist probably wins.

Why doesn't the U.S. use the metric system outside of laboratories?
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« Reply #49 on: January 31, 2013, 04:02:45 PM »
Because scientists like to feel esoteric.

How do you come up with a smart question to ask?
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

« Reply #50 on: January 31, 2013, 07:41:46 PM »
By not being stupid.

Are there really existing colors that the human eye can not comprehend?

« Reply #51 on: July 08, 2013, 03:54:27 PM »
Clear.

Who destroys the Gond?
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« Reply #52 on: July 08, 2013, 05:33:55 PM »
Alien abductions have long since separated the tribes.

How does one detect planets on the opposite sides of stars?

« Reply #53 on: July 08, 2013, 05:50:56 PM »
By going to the opposite sides of stars.

Why must bowser be misunderstood time and time again?
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« Reply #54 on: July 08, 2013, 06:31:56 PM »
Because he's too awesome to be understood.

Why is Bowser the standard comic relief now, when he used to be the King of Evil?
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« Reply #55 on: July 08, 2013, 10:14:59 PM »
Because comic relief is when you hear one too many jokes and you have to go away for a bit and Bowser is good at that because he can put you out of your misery by killing you.

Why must every thread devolve into silliness?
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« Reply #56 on: July 09, 2013, 12:18:20 PM »
If you have to ask, you're streets behind.

Is there a scientifically proven optimal way to preserve a 2-liter bottle of soda's fizz for longer than a couple of days?
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« Reply #57 on: July 09, 2013, 12:29:29 PM »
Although science has no answer, it is common knowledge that you can bury it inside a giant cube of Nokia phones from the 1990s and it will come out fine.

Isn't this the 3rd or so thread to be created with much the same premise?
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« Reply #58 on: July 09, 2013, 03:25:56 PM »
The more the merrier

How are twist ties manufactured?
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« Reply #59 on: July 09, 2013, 03:35:25 PM »
By twisting ties.

Where is Waldo?
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