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Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: ZGDK on May 30, 2008, 12:32:19 PM
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TEENAGE HEARTHROB SUPER MARIO 64
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Play as Teenage Mario and travel through 8 different worlds such as High School, The Mall, and Fast Food Joint to save Hot Peach from Bowser who wants only one thing with Peach! But watch out for the Koopa Troop! They might try to offer you drugs and alcohol... BUT JUST SAY NO KIDS! But if you're stupid try some Shrooms and you'll grow real big! Also watch out for those hormones, wouldn't want to get some girl you don't know pregnant. Includes a variety of mini-games and bonus stages! So by Super Hearthrob Mario 64 TODAY!
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Wasn't sure where to post this.
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I can't figure out if this is just terrible or so terrible it's awesome.
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I lol'd
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Also the DS version includes mini-games with the stylus if you know what I mean.
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Ummmmm... thats just sick!
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Wonder of you can play as Princess Peach...
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Why would you want to play of Princess Peach?
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1056kirby might have some competition for this year's WTD award.
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Nah... this is something of an isolated incident (then again, I haven't really been keeping an eye on the rest of this guy's posts, so correct me if I'm wrong here).
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I don't know, I think this alone might be enough. Just look at that square Mario head cutout.
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I spot an inconsistency! Is it "Teenage Hearthrob Super Mario 64" (as titled in all caps), or as you quoted at the bottom, "Super Hearthrob Mario 64"? You see, I really want to know so I can look this game up on Amazon and buy it. But maybe I'm just high on the drugs and alcohol that I got from the Koopa Troop.
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It's actually Super Teenage Hearthrob Mario 64.
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Teenage Mutant Hearthrob?
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You know this is so humorously awful that it about has my vote for Image of the Year.
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Depressing for me and awfully weird. He may exist in the Mario universe!
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This is obviously a deep, nuanced, well-thought-out satire on American consumerism.
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I saw it as more of a neo-existential criticism on the individualism of modern man.
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I saw it as sad.
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I can't figure out if this is just terrible or so terrible it's awesome.
I think it's so bad that it's gone past being so bad it's good and being so bad it's bad back into being so bad it's good again.
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Why is this in Forum Games?
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Move to Fan Fics!
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^(Fan Creations)
Sonic Sez:
That's no good!
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I like it better when it's crappy.
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If this is a "forum game" then what's the game?
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Making fun of this, probably.
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We could make a text RPG out of the Super Heartthrob thing.
>>You are in a high school cafeteria. At 8 AM, your rugged masculinity
>>is already exuding from your mustache and hat, intoxicating all females
>>present. What do you do?
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SUPER TEENAGE MARIO HEARTTHROB RPG I: The Great Underground Empire
Copyright (c) 1981, 1982, 1983 Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
SUPER TEENAGE MARIO HEARTTHROB RPG is a registered trademark of Infocom, Inc.
Revision 88 / Serial number 90210
Cafeteria
You are standing in a high school cafeteria. The lunch line lies to the east, and to the west are some females.
>examine females
They seem to be intoxicated by the rugged masculinity exuding from your moustache and hat.
>make out with females
You attempt to force yourself upon a nearby specimen. Her reaction is swift and brutal.
***You have died***
Do you want to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, or QUIT?
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Ooh! Ooh! Restart!
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You just earned a spot on my POTY Nominations list, Glorb.
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SUPER TEENAGE MARIO HEARTTHROB RPG I: The Great Underground Empire
Copyright (c) 1981, 1982, 1983 Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
SUPER TEENAGE MARIO HEARTTHROB RPG is a registered trademark of Infocom, Inc.
Revision 88 / Serial number 90210
Cafeteria
You are standing in a high school cafeteria. The lunch line lies to the east, and to the west are some females.
>examine females
They seem to be intoxicated by the rugged masculinity exuding from your moustache and hat.
>make out with females
You attempt to force yourself upon a nearby specimen. Her reaction is swift and brutal.
***You have died***
Do you want to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, or QUIT?
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Who's going to make this?
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I say weeeee... RESTART!
SUPER TEENAGE MARIO HEARTTHROB RPG I: THE Great Underground Empire
Copyright (c) 1981, 1982, 1983 Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
SUPER TEENAGE MARIO HEARTTHROB RPG is a registered trademark of Infocom, Inc.
Revision 89 / Serial number 90210
Cafeteria
You are in a high school cafeteria. The lunch lies to the east, and to the west are some females.
>examine lunch line
It is too long to enter, so you wait.
> female number 1 comes towards you.
What do you do?
Say: "Hello?"
Say: "Yes?"
Ignore.
You decide.
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>Say: "Make out with me, female."
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You can not resist his raw animal hunkiness.
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Screw thread of the year. This is Event of the Year.
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Genuine LOL.
Spotted working out!
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(I did not make this)
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What I want to know is, is Weegee a hunk, or a geek?
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OK. I'm goning w/ CrossEyed's suggestion.
WITH THAT, MARIO AND THE FEMALE STARTED TO MAKE OUT. A TEACHER COMES UP SAYING " Kissing is not allowed on school grounds."
COMMAND
SAY < "SCREW THE RULES."
SAY < "But mom! I want some cheesy poofs!"
PUNCH IN FACE
OTHER...
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>MAKE OUT with TEACHER
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I hope the teacher isn't an old hag...
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I didn't intend to make that a quote, but looking back, I think it fits nicely with the tone of the topic.