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« on: May 30, 2008, 12:32:19 PM »
TEENAGE HEARTHROB SUPER MARIO 64



Play as Teenage Mario and travel through 8 different worlds such as High School, The Mall, and Fast Food Joint to save Hot Peach from Bowser who wants only one thing with Peach! But watch out for the Koopa Troop! They might try to offer you drugs and alcohol... BUT JUST SAY NO KIDS! But if you're stupid try some Shrooms and you'll grow real big! Also watch out for those hormones, wouldn't want to get some girl you don't know pregnant. Includes a variety of mini-games and bonus stages! So by Super Hearthrob Mario 64 TODAY!

« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2008, 12:32:55 PM »
Wasn't sure where to post this.

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2008, 01:02:25 PM »
I can't figure out if this is just terrible or so terrible it's awesome.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2008, 01:28:13 PM »
I lol'd
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2008, 01:59:51 PM »
Also the DS version includes mini-games with the stylus if you know what I mean.

« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2008, 02:17:00 PM »
Ummmmm... thats just sick!

Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2008, 03:02:22 PM »
Wonder of you can play as Princess Peach...

« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2008, 03:11:38 PM »
Why would you want to play of Princess Peach?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2008, 04:28:52 PM »
1056kirby might have some competition for this year's WTD award.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2008, 05:09:40 PM »
Nah... this is something of an isolated incident (then again, I haven't really been keeping an eye on the rest of this guy's posts, so correct me if I'm wrong here).
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2008, 05:18:40 PM »
I don't know, I think this alone might be enough. Just look at that square Mario head cutout.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2008, 05:18:56 PM »
I spot an inconsistency! Is it "Teenage Hearthrob Super Mario 64" (as titled in all caps), or as you quoted at the bottom, "Super Hearthrob Mario 64"? You see, I really want to know so I can look this game up on Amazon and buy it. But maybe I'm just high on the drugs and alcohol that I got from the Koopa Troop. 
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2008, 09:33:13 AM »
It's actually Super Teenage Hearthrob Mario 64.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2008, 01:29:55 PM »
Teenage Mutant Hearthrob?
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2008, 01:35:48 PM »
You know this is so humorously awful that it about has my vote for Image of the Year.
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

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