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ZGDK

« on: May 30, 2008, 12:32:19 PM »
TEENAGE HEARTHROB SUPER MARIO 64



Play as Teenage Mario and travel through 8 different worlds such as High School, The Mall, and Fast Food Joint to save Hot Peach from Bowser who wants only one thing with Peach! But watch out for the Koopa Troop! They might try to offer you drugs and alcohol... BUT JUST SAY NO KIDS! But if you're stupid try some Shrooms and you'll grow real big! Also watch out for those hormones, wouldn't want to get some girl you don't know pregnant. Includes a variety of mini-games and bonus stages! So by Super Hearthrob Mario 64 TODAY!

ZGDK

« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2008, 12:32:55 PM »
Wasn't sure where to post this.

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2008, 01:02:25 PM »
I can't figure out if this is just terrible or so terrible it's awesome.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

dc804

« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2008, 01:28:13 PM »
I lol'd
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

ZGDK

« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2008, 01:59:51 PM »
Also the DS version includes mini-games with the stylus if you know what I mean.

Luigalaxy

« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2008, 02:17:00 PM »
Ummmmm... thats just sick!

Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2008, 03:02:22 PM »
Wonder of you can play as Princess Peach...

Luigalaxy

« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2008, 03:11:38 PM »
Why would you want to play of Princess Peach?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2008, 04:28:52 PM »
1056kirby might have some competition for this year's WTD award.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2008, 05:09:40 PM »
Nah... this is something of an isolated incident (then again, I haven't really been keeping an eye on the rest of this guy's posts, so correct me if I'm wrong here).
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2008, 05:18:40 PM »
I don't know, I think this alone might be enough. Just look at that square Mario head cutout.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2008, 05:18:56 PM »
I spot an inconsistency! Is it "Teenage Hearthrob Super Mario 64" (as titled in all caps), or as you quoted at the bottom, "Super Hearthrob Mario 64"? You see, I really want to know so I can look this game up on Amazon and buy it. But maybe I'm just high on the drugs and alcohol that I got from the Koopa Troop. 
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

ZGDK

« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2008, 09:33:13 AM »
It's actually Super Teenage Hearthrob Mario 64.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2008, 01:29:55 PM »
Teenage Mutant Hearthrob?
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2008, 01:35:48 PM »
You know this is so humorously awful that it about has my vote for Image of the Year.
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

nensondubois

« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2008, 01:54:25 PM »
Depressing for me and awfully weird. He may exist in the Mario universe!
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2008, 07:18:13 PM »
This is obviously a deep, nuanced, well-thought-out satire on American consumerism.
every

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2008, 07:29:56 PM »
I saw it as more of a neo-existential criticism on the individualism of modern man.
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2008, 09:51:54 PM »
I saw it as sad.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2008, 11:10:48 AM »
Quote from: MaxVance on May 30, 2008, 01:02:25 PM
I can't figure out if this is just terrible or so terrible it's awesome.
I think it's so bad that it's gone past being so bad it's good and being so bad it's bad back into being so bad it's good again.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

jmdblazer

« Reply #20 on: June 03, 2008, 03:51:28 PM »
Why is this in Forum Games?
Gently push a piece of the tube containing the intersection along the fourth dimension, out of the original three dimensional space.
- WIkipedia page on the Klein bottle

Luigalaxy

« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2008, 05:00:23 PM »
Move to Fan Fics!

Nintendoobsessed

  • Goomba
« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2008, 05:27:40 PM »
^(Fan Creations)

Sonic Sez:

That's no good!

goodie

  • Nike and Reebok
« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2008, 06:47:31 PM »
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Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2008, 08:20:29 PM »
I like it better when it's crappy.
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

jmdblazer

« Reply #25 on: June 04, 2008, 09:50:08 PM »
If this is a "forum game" then what's the game?
Gently push a piece of the tube containing the intersection along the fourth dimension, out of the original three dimensional space.
- WIkipedia page on the Klein bottle

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #26 on: June 05, 2008, 06:39:43 AM »
Making fun of this, probably.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #27 on: June 05, 2008, 07:06:48 AM »
We could make a text RPG out of the Super Heartthrob thing.

>>You are in a high school cafeteria. At 8 AM, your rugged masculinity
>>is already exuding from your mustache and hat, intoxicating all females
>>present. What do you do?
>>
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #28 on: June 05, 2008, 11:02:13 PM »
SUPER TEENAGE MARIO HEARTTHROB RPG I: The Great Underground Empire
Copyright (c) 1981, 1982, 1983 Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
SUPER TEENAGE MARIO HEARTTHROB RPG is a registered trademark of Infocom, Inc.
Revision 88 / Serial number 90210

Cafeteria
You are standing in a high school cafeteria. The lunch line lies to the east, and to the west are some females.

>examine females


They seem to be intoxicated by the rugged masculinity exuding from your moustache and hat.

>make out with females


You attempt to force yourself upon a nearby specimen. Her reaction is swift and brutal.


***You have died***


Do you want to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, or QUIT?

>
every

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #29 on: June 05, 2008, 11:08:43 PM »
Ooh! Ooh! Restart!
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #30 on: June 06, 2008, 07:05:20 AM »
You just earned a spot on my POTY Nominations list, Glorb.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #31 on: June 07, 2008, 02:08:25 PM »
Quote from: Glorb on June 05, 2008, 11:02:13 PM
SUPER TEENAGE MARIO HEARTTHROB RPG I: The Great Underground Empire
Copyright (c) 1981, 1982, 1983 Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
SUPER TEENAGE MARIO HEARTTHROB RPG is a registered trademark of Infocom, Inc.
Revision 88 / Serial number 90210

Cafeteria
You are standing in a high school cafeteria. The lunch line lies to the east, and to the west are some females.

>examine females


They seem to be intoxicated by the rugged masculinity exuding from your moustache and hat.

>make out with females


You attempt to force yourself upon a nearby specimen. Her reaction is swift and brutal.


***You have died***


Do you want to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, or QUIT?

>

Who's going to make this?
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Luigalaxy

« Reply #32 on: June 10, 2008, 05:18:52 PM »
I say weeeee... RESTART!

SUPER TEENAGE MARIO HEARTTHROB RPG I: THE Great Underground Empire
Copyright (c) 1981, 1982, 1983 Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
SUPER TEENAGE MARIO HEARTTHROB RPG is a registered trademark of Infocom, Inc.
Revision 89 / Serial number 90210

Cafeteria
You are in a high school cafeteria. The lunch lies to the east, and to the west are some females.

>examine lunch line

It is too long to enter, so you wait.

> female number 1 comes towards you.

What do you do?

Say: "Hello?"
Say: "Yes?"
Ignore.

You decide.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #33 on: June 13, 2008, 02:58:56 AM »
>Say: "Make out with me, female."
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #34 on: June 13, 2008, 04:11:56 PM »
You can not resist his raw animal hunkiness.
0000

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #35 on: June 13, 2008, 05:33:41 PM »
Screw thread of the year. This is Event of the Year.
every

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #36 on: June 17, 2008, 10:17:45 PM »
Genuine LOL.

Spotted working out!



(I did not make this)
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #37 on: June 18, 2008, 03:41:40 PM »
What I want to know is, is Weegee a hunk, or a geek?
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Luigalaxy

« Reply #38 on: June 18, 2008, 05:58:56 PM »
OK. I'm goning w/ CrossEyed's suggestion.

WITH THAT, MARIO AND THE FEMALE STARTED TO MAKE OUT. A TEACHER COMES UP SAYING " Kissing is not allowed on school grounds."

COMMAND
SAY < "SCREW THE RULES."
SAY < "But mom! I want some cheesy poofs!"
PUNCH IN FACE
OTHER...
« Last Edit: June 18, 2008, 06:00:51 PM by luigalaxy »

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #39 on: June 18, 2008, 08:32:34 PM »
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #40 on: June 19, 2008, 08:27:36 AM »
I hope the teacher isn't an old hag...
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #41 on: June 19, 2008, 09:57:14 AM »
I didn't intend to make that a quote, but looking back, I think it fits nicely with the tone of the topic.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse
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