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ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #30 on: June 06, 2008, 07:05:20 AM »
You just earned a spot on my POTY Nominations list, Glorb.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #31 on: June 07, 2008, 02:08:25 PM »
Quote from: Glorb on June 05, 2008, 11:02:13 PM
SUPER TEENAGE MARIO HEARTTHROB RPG I: The Great Underground Empire
Copyright (c) 1981, 1982, 1983 Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
SUPER TEENAGE MARIO HEARTTHROB RPG is a registered trademark of Infocom, Inc.
Revision 88 / Serial number 90210

Cafeteria
You are standing in a high school cafeteria. The lunch line lies to the east, and to the west are some females.

>examine females


They seem to be intoxicated by the rugged masculinity exuding from your moustache and hat.

>make out with females


You attempt to force yourself upon a nearby specimen. Her reaction is swift and brutal.


***You have died***


Do you want to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, or QUIT?

>

Who's going to make this?
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Luigalaxy

« Reply #32 on: June 10, 2008, 05:18:52 PM »
I say weeeee... RESTART!

SUPER TEENAGE MARIO HEARTTHROB RPG I: THE Great Underground Empire
Copyright (c) 1981, 1982, 1983 Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
SUPER TEENAGE MARIO HEARTTHROB RPG is a registered trademark of Infocom, Inc.
Revision 89 / Serial number 90210

Cafeteria
You are in a high school cafeteria. The lunch lies to the east, and to the west are some females.

>examine lunch line

It is too long to enter, so you wait.

> female number 1 comes towards you.

What do you do?

Say: "Hello?"
Say: "Yes?"
Ignore.

You decide.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #33 on: June 13, 2008, 02:58:56 AM »
>Say: "Make out with me, female."
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #34 on: June 13, 2008, 04:11:56 PM »
You can not resist his raw animal hunkiness.
0000

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #35 on: June 13, 2008, 05:33:41 PM »
Screw thread of the year. This is Event of the Year.
every

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #36 on: June 17, 2008, 10:17:45 PM »
Genuine LOL.

Spotted working out!



(I did not make this)
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #37 on: June 18, 2008, 03:41:40 PM »
What I want to know is, is Weegee a hunk, or a geek?
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Luigalaxy

« Reply #38 on: June 18, 2008, 05:58:56 PM »
OK. I'm goning w/ CrossEyed's suggestion.

WITH THAT, MARIO AND THE FEMALE STARTED TO MAKE OUT. A TEACHER COMES UP SAYING " Kissing is not allowed on school grounds."

COMMAND
SAY < "SCREW THE RULES."
SAY < "But mom! I want some cheesy poofs!"
PUNCH IN FACE
OTHER...
« Last Edit: June 18, 2008, 06:00:51 PM by luigalaxy »

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #39 on: June 18, 2008, 08:32:34 PM »
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #40 on: June 19, 2008, 08:27:36 AM »
I hope the teacher isn't an old hag...
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #41 on: June 19, 2008, 09:57:14 AM »
I didn't intend to make that a quote, but looking back, I think it fits nicely with the tone of the topic.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse
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