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The Chef

  • Super
« on: May 30, 2011, 07:47:01 PM »
Here are the rules of this thread. I will start with an opening narrative. Next person to post will post a command. The person after that must post the outcome. Then the person after that posts another command. Rinse and repeat, as long as the posts alternate. Posting the outcomes in ye olde Englishe is encouraged but not required. Posting the commands in ALL CAPS is also encouraged but not required.  Ready? Here goes:

Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a FLASK. Obvious exists are NORTH, SOUTH and HENDRIX.

What wilst thou do?

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BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2011, 07:47:58 PM »
>Get Revolver
« Last Edit: May 30, 2011, 07:59:05 PM by BP »
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2011, 07:50:33 PM »
Thine room doest not contain a Revolver, sadly. Thou is filled with much sorrow as thou harbors a most intense desire to pop caps in arses. Fortunately thou was able to find a small DAGGER on the ground next to thine heroic feet.

What wilst thou do?

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BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2011, 07:51:40 PM »
>Get Revolver That Shoots Daggers
« Last Edit: May 30, 2011, 07:58:55 PM by BP »
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Captain Jim

  • TwinklyMuffin
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2011, 07:52:11 PM »
There is no REVOLVER, but the DAGGER may be able to spawn some.
No! I don't want that!

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2011, 07:53:21 PM »
> Spawn Revolvers

(To make it easier to differentiate, it is recommended that one put a ">" in front of the command posts)

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2011, 07:59:55 PM »
Some magic revolvers happen. They each have their own distinct personalities and behave like young, innocent children.

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2011, 08:04:35 PM »
> Pet Revolver

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2011, 08:15:59 PM »
I don't know what "pet" means. Neither does the REVOLVER, and in its confusion it fires a shot at you, killing you.

Thy game is over. You earned one point, out of a possible 308579376 points.

Would you like to play again (y/n)?

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The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2011, 08:20:00 PM »
> y

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2011, 08:21:29 PM »
You are in a dungeon with a lonely magical revolver.

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2011, 08:22:33 PM »
>look

Weegee

« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2011, 08:28:44 PM »
You see that you are surrounded by grey stone walls. A REVOLVER lies before you.

What'cha gonna do?

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Captain Jim

  • TwinklyMuffin
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2011, 08:34:45 PM »
> GET YE REVOLVER
No! I don't want that!

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2011, 08:37:43 PM »
"Hey," says the revolver, "can't you buy me dinner first?"

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