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Forum Games / Re: Yoshi 's Island
« on: February 26, 2002, 08:18:35 PM »
you still haven't fixed your sig? or is it soposed to be "longe"?

Prepare yourself for the Great Beyond Mario!!!-Bowser

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Game Help / Re: Super Mario RPG Help Needed
« on: February 26, 2002, 04:40:33 AM »
Why don't you post at SuperclownMan's SMRPG helpboard?

Prepare yourself for the Great Beyond Mario!!!-Bowser

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario Fan Fics!
« on: February 13, 2002, 05:45:02 AM »
Neat!May I post mine? I'm still working on it so don't sit and wait on it if yes.

Prepare yourself for the Great Beyond Mario!!!-Bowser

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Video Game Chat / Donkey Kong: Jungle Beat
« on: April 10, 2005, 06:10:33 PM »
I can't believe there isn't a topic for this greatly underappreciated game. It's just fantasic, the bongo control scheme is pure genius. It's so simple and yet the game is extremely challenging when you try to get gold on all the levels.

So anyway, you guys can post a kingdom score you're proud of and see if anyone else can beat it.

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General Chat / Cool Led Zeppelin Experience
« on: April 10, 2005, 12:35:48 PM »
I had an interesting Led Zeppelin experience: NOT LISTENING TO THEM! No offense, but I think that Led Zeppelin is really overated.

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Forum Games / Bored â„¢©®
« on: January 24, 2004, 10:44:00 PM »
It was a cold day in Citrus land.

Zit: Haha, I will destroy this pitiful land!

FlamboyantGuys: Yes, master!

Zit: Haha, all your base are belong to us!

Fruity Residents: What you say?!!

Mario: Not so fast, you gluttonous teenage bane! I will destroy you!

Zit: Gwaha, a puny plumber? Destroy the great Alligator Overlord?

Mario: I am MORE than a plumber, for behold! I am CITRUS MAN!

Announcer: Now with 60% more juicy flavor! In stores NOW!

Citrus Man: *Yanks a pummelo out of the ground* Chew on this! *Lobs the citrusy ball of goodness at Zit*

Zit: Nooooo! Not fruit! I hate fruit!

Citrus Man: Special Technique! KUMQUAT KRUSHER!

Hippies: Yaaaay! Save the Whales!

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General Chat / Congrats, Chupperson Weirdo!
« on: July 12, 2003, 11:07:41 PM »
I see you became a staffer.  Whoooo!  Whoooo!  Whoooo-hoooo!  *noisemakers ensue*  

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General Chat / The lamentations of a bored mushroom
« on: July 06, 2003, 02:58:31 AM »
Mario:  Hmmm... it looks a mushroom.  I guess I'll just take it. *looks around* Heehee, it's-a all mine!  *chomp, chomp... gulp... cough cough... swallow* That didn't taste quite right... Wargh... I'm-a no feeling to good... *falls down*

Peach:  Here yah go, take all the pesticides you want my pretty 'shrooms!  Now the bugs and moochers with stop bugging you!

Mario:  *gack weeze* I see the light!  I'm having the big one!  I'm coming home, Mama Fettucini!  To that big ravioli in the sky!

*Later, in the ER*

Dr. Mario:  CLEAR!! *Bzzzap!* Heehee, that tickles.  I wonder what this thing is for, anyway.  Oh well.  CLEAR!  *zaps himself again*

Toad:  Hurry, you have to save Mario!  He ingested about five quarts of premium grade  pesticides!

Dr.  Mario:  I have just the thing!  *bzzzap!*

Mario:  *jumps up*  Meatballs!  Meatballs!  Give me an M!  Give me an E!  Give me an... hey, who are you?

Dr. Mario:  I'm you, if you had gone to college and become and Doctor, like Mama Fetucini wanted.  Nooo, you have to become a plumber!

Mario:  Hey, it's got it's perks... like this spiffy suction-cup thingy!

Dr. Mario:  Well, I've got this!   *bzzzap!*    Heeheeheeheehee!

Mario:    You've been popping those pills again, haven't you?

and now... SuperMan flys in for no apparent reason!

SuperMan:    So then the duck says... Put it on my bill!    Hahahahahaha!!  *slaps knees*    Oh, where was I?   Oh yes.  I am the man of steel, blah blah blah, hurry and try to shoot me so I kick your face in.

Dr. Mario:  Oh yeah?  Well, take this!  CLEAR !! *bzzzaaaaapapapaparatatatatatabangbangchoochoooooo!!!*



So yeah, this is basically the new bored topic... continue it you feel up to it....             Don't look at me like that!  I'm perfectly sane, thank you!



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Mario Chat / Why does Wario wear eyeshadow?
« on: July 03, 2003, 01:22:48 AM »
Or whatever that blue stuff is the ladies put on their eyelids.  I'm no cosmetic connoisseur.

Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 7/3/2003 12:24:44 AM

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Video Game Chat / I'm tired of the senseless flaming.
« on: January 15, 2003, 07:28:50 PM »
I'm tired of it.  I'm tired of the little kids who do it.  You know who you are.  People that say things like "X-box should rot in hell!" and "PS2 is just a graphics whore!".  These are both perfectly good systems!  You people couldn't give me 3 good reasons why X-box sucks!  It's a perfectly good system.  It doesn't have good games?  Give it a break, it's new, but it's getting some good ones.  Same thing for PS2.  It has many good games, great ones infact.  Sony and Microsoft are just companies like Nintendo.  I true gamer would own all three, not be bound by petty hate and prejudice.  I currently only own a GameCube, but I plan on getting a PS2, and maybe even an X-box.  I'm sure we all prefer Nintendo over the others, because it where we have our roots and we tend to enjoy their games more.  I can completely agree with that, by why does that make the other two companies bad?  

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General Chat / Dude, I made a board.
« on: January 06, 2003, 04:26:46 AM »
Check it out

http://www.classicgaming.com/tmk/board/forum.asp?forum_id=620&forum_title=Game+help

Post there!  We can easily expand the boards with this.  This is just a test board, post whatever crap you want there.

Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 1/6/2003 2:28:02 AM

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General Chat / T-U-R-T-L-E Power!!! New TMNT Series!!!
« on: May 07, 2002, 08:28:11 PM »
FROM TOONZONE!NEW YORK--(ENTERTAINMENT WIRE)--May 7, 2002-- 4Kids Entertainment, Inc. (NYSE: KDE - news) and Mirage Licensing, Inc., the holder of the rights to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, announced today that 4Kids will produce twenty-six (26) episodes of a new animated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles television series.

The new Ninja Turtles series is scheduled to premiere in the first quarter of 2003 on the Fox Saturday Morning Block programmed by 4Kids. In addition to producing the television series, 4Kids will also serve as the exclusive merchandise licensing agent for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles property worldwide.

"We are delighted to be working with Peter Laird, the co-creator of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, to introduce the Ninja Turtles to a new generation of fans," said Al Kahn, Chairman and CEO of 4Kids Entertainment. "The Ninja Turtles property enjoys worldwide popularity and we expect the new Ninja Turtles series to be must see TV for kids around the globe. There has always been tremendous interest in the Turtles and we expect that the master toy licensee, Playmates Toys, Inc., will quickly be joined by other leading children's merchandise companies around the globe in supporting the re-launch of the Ninja Turtles."

"We are thrilled to partner with 4Kids to produce a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series," said Gary Richardson, CEO of Mirage. "4Kids has established itself as a leading producer of quality children's entertainment with such shows as Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh! at the top of the children's television ratings. 4Kids also enjoys a stellar reputation as a leading merchandise licensing agent."

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were created in May 1984 when Peter Laird and Kevin Eastman published a forty page black and white comic book. The original Ninja Turtles animated series debuted in 1987. It was the #1 children's television show throughout the late 1980's and early `90's. Ninja Turtles merchandise licensees, including master toy licensee Playmates Toys and videogame licensee Konami were also enormously successful, selling in excess of $1 billion in sales at retail for toys, videogames and other merchandise within all product categories.

"In reintroducing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I am pleased to say that 4Kids will be going back to the Turtles' comic book roots," said Peter Laird, co-creator of the Turtles. "We anticipate that the new Ninja Turtles seres will contain the same irreverent contemporary humor and compelling action sequences that the Turtles are famous for, updated for the 21st century."


So is this the Coolest or What?!!!! Oh ya Baby!!! ^o^

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Forum Games / So.......You think you're good?
« on: April 28, 2002, 11:06:53 PM »
Then I dare you to Fight MilkMan!

Ranma: I'll do it!

MilkMan: Raaargh!!

Ranma: Hiya!!

MilkMan: Requesting Backup!

CitrusDude: I'm coming!

ButcherBoy: Butch Bacon Laser!!

Ranma: Agh! So....you're to Scared to fight me 1 on 1? Then I'll take you all on!!

CitrusMan: Lemon Launch!

ButcherBoy: Pork PileDriver!!

MilkMan: Cream Whip!

CandyCruncher: Wrong Address....

Ranma: Ya! Ragh! Rah! Ka!! Ha!! Ugh! Huh!! Grr....RAAAAH!!!!!

HydroHydrolator: Aqua Blast!!

*Water hits Ranma*

Ranma: Ugh!!....No....Ya Cretin now I'm a girl!!!

*Male Ranma in Backround,Female Ranma in Forground in this pic: http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/MangaMan/Hur/ranmas.jpg *

Ranma: Ok that's it!! I can still whip all your @sses!! AAAHHH!!!!!

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Will Ranma,in it's now....uh....less Manly form still be able to Beat the Food Fighters?

Will this Topic win an Emmy?

Will this Topic win the STOTW(Stupid Topic of the Week) Award?

Will Insane Steve Reply to this?

Will I shut up?

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Roshan: Forget Wallet #6.

Roy: Sigh....Maybe I'll get a Wallet someday....


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Sign my Petition!
ReturnRoshan: What Petition?
MamaMia Mario: Hmmmm,that is right I should start a petition before asking people to sign it! I knew I forgot something!

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General Chat / Quick turn on FOX!!!
« on: April 25, 2002, 06:14:33 PM »
They're showing old Star Wars movies right now!! Turn it on and check 'em out!

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Forum Games / Bored-MKII GT
« on: April 23, 2002, 08:56:30 AM »
Fred: So this guy walks into a bar!

Bill: Yes go on!

Fred: That's it. This guy walks into a Bar.

Bill: AHAHAHAHAHAH!!! You tell the Funniest D@mn jokes Fred!

Roshan: Forgot my Wallet.

Roy: Forgot mine too.

Mario: I'm home honey! Oh wait I'm not maried.......

Ricky Richardo: LUCY! I told you you CAN'T be in the Scooby-Doo play!!

Lucy: But Ricky,I just want to be Dafny!!

Daffy Duck: You're despicable.

Bugs Bunny: What's that supposed to mean,DOC?!!

http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/MangaMan/AAHHH/missanime.jpg   :I'm to ***y for my Towel,to ***y for my Towel!

Ranma: Yowsa!!

Miss Anime: You want some big boy?


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Luigi: I'd better appear in THIS story!!!!



Will Luigi appear in BMKIIGT? Will MissAnime get any ***ier? Will Ranma turn into a girl? Will Fred get better jokes? Find out when someone replies to this Topic!!

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