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« Reply #2205 on: April 23, 2006, 07:54:32 PM »
*plays with Tigger pen*
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

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« Reply #2206 on: April 23, 2006, 08:30:54 PM »
I probably shouldn't tell anyone this, but.....

.....there are chickens in the trees.....

« Reply #2207 on: April 24, 2006, 08:10:45 AM »
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #2208 on: April 24, 2006, 11:46:14 AM »
Chickens in the trees? Mommy, I'm scured.
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

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« Reply #2209 on: April 24, 2006, 03:21:40 PM »
Don't worry, the chickens aren't evil or anything.Heck, theres even a song about them....

"Oh, there are Chickens in the Trees,
There are Chickens in the Trees....."

« Reply #2210 on: April 24, 2006, 03:27:17 PM »
I'm calling the police. You're scaring me. Chicken songs are pure evil. Just like cukoos...
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

« Reply #2211 on: April 24, 2006, 05:09:12 PM »
I LOVE HOMESTARRUNNER.COM! THE TEEN GIRL SQUAD RAWKS!!! PWNS!!! w00T!
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« Reply #2212 on: April 25, 2006, 06:46:09 AM »
Double post alert!!!

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« Reply #2213 on: April 25, 2006, 07:24:26 AM »
... Just like cukoos...

What are cukoos?
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #2214 on: April 25, 2006, 12:36:28 PM »
The chickens from Legend of Zelda.
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« Reply #2215 on: April 25, 2006, 03:00:31 PM »
Cuccos.  Yes, they're even more evil than Ganon himself.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #2216 on: April 25, 2006, 03:40:15 PM »
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« Reply #2217 on: April 25, 2006, 04:03:41 PM »
Hey, that looks like fun.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #2218 on: April 25, 2006, 04:48:59 PM »
Nevermind.
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« Reply #2219 on: April 25, 2006, 05:02:13 PM »
I'm calling the police. You're scaring me. Chicken songs are pure evil. Just like cukoos...

I know what you mean.  This one time, I was walking around in the little vilage on LOZ: A Link To the Past.  I saw this chicken walking around in the middle of the village just minding his own business.  I got thinking to myself, "Fried chicken for dinner tonight!"  So I struck the chicken with my sword.  When it didn't die, I struck it a few more times.  I got thinking to myself, "This probably isn't the most tender chicken of the flock!"  So, I struck the chicken once again, and then continuously I hacked away at it.  Suddenly, a loud chorus of clucks rang in my ears.  I turned around and a whole swarm of chickens attacked!  It was like no other attack I had ever seen before.  They were on me like a flock of seagulls on anyone that had food.  I tried to fight them off, but they were too powerful.  I ended up dying, and was brought back to life only by the sweet pixies of a faerie.  I should have ordered a pizza.  And, I'll never look at chickens the same way again!  How do chicken farmers do it?  tell me, how?
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