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This is a thread where you can post all of the weird, stupid or just plain annoying ads that you have seen on either TV, websites, or even here at TMK.
Example:
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head on, appl SHUT! UP!
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Wh-why would anyone...?!
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Wh-why would anyone...?!
thats a little creepy, who in their right mind would buy that, besides some perverted people.
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Wh-why would anyone...?!
I'd imagine that there is someone out there who has friends who would get a real kick out of that. My friends? Maybe.
Our worryingly popular Humping Dog may not be the next best thing since sliced bread,
Lol.
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I don't see any ads on this computer, but on a computer at school and on another forum, I saw an ad for a Muslim dating service.
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The Google ads have links that are from words on these pages. It's text-sensitive.
Of course, I blocked these ads a long long time ago, so I can't see them.
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Don't think I can get ahold of one now, but I nominate those retarded "DON'T CLICK HERE IF YOU SCARE EASILY" or "WHEN WILL YOU DIE?" banner ads with the cliched horror pics. Who runs those, anyway?
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I have no idea, but they usually lead me to a love calculator, which in retrospect is actually pretty scary.
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WHEN WILL YOU DIE?, indeed...
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Everytime I put something into that thing it tells me I'm gonna die during the year 2069, which would make me over 80 when I die. I highly doubt I'm going to live that long, but whatever.
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Now there's something I don't understand.
You do realize that life expectancy is on the rise, don't you?
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Yeah, I just don't think I'll live that long, regardless of the rise in life expectancy. My diet isn't all that great and a few of my close relatives have died of cancer.
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Supposedly somewhere in between 20-30 years from now, the human life expectancy will be increasing more than a year... per year.
Think about that for a second.
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Who are these stupid people predicting human immortality in a mere 20 to 30 years?
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Life expectancy is measured at birth, so you can't directly make that inference.
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head on, apply directly to the for-head
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Well, how about the knock-off commercial for Zoo York clothing brand?
That one's pretty annoying too.
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I'm buying that RIGHT NOW.
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IT'S THREE A.M....
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This made me want to throw up! No offense to anyone here that might actually like this song
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I hate Soulja Boy/Crank that/whatever it's called. It's the worst song ever to be played on the face of this earth. Not only are the lyrics absolutely disgusting, the song itself sounds like complete crap.
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I guess I can consider it a blessing from God that I have never heard that song before?
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I guess I can consider it a blessing from God that I have never heard that song before?
Cherish that blessing while you can. If the song's popularity keeps up the way it is, you will hear it sooner or later.
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I guess I can consider it a blessing from God that I have never heard that song before?
Yes. People like Shoulja Boy have destroyed hip hop (not that I really enjoyed hip hop all that much before, but at least it was respectable). Now hip hop/rap is just trash. The song was actually used at one of my school rallies one time and I was like "Oh no, this just can't be happening." They edited out the suggestive parts of course, which actually made the song sound worst, considering that every five seconds a word was edited out (making it impossible to keep up with what the dude was saying).
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What are you talking about? Soulja Boy has written some of the most profound lyrics ever in song form!
Now yooouu crank dat Soulja Boy
Yooouu crank dat Soulja Boy
Soulja Boy up in it, oh!
Watch me crank dat, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy, dat Superman, dat oh!
*sniff* Simply beautiful.
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The female DJ had people dance to that song for prizes (Various Wii games, if I recall correctly) in the Best Buy in NYC the night of the Brawl launch.
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What are you talking about? Soulja Boy has written some of the most profound lyrics ever in song form!
Now yooouu crank dat Soulja Boy
Yooouu crank dat Soulja Boy
Soulja Boy up in it, oh!
Watch me crank dat, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy, dat Superman, dat oh!
*sniff* Simply beautiful.
Please tell me you are being sarcastic. I shouldn't even talk about what some of the lyrics mean here. They are that obscene.
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He's Glorb. You're not supposed to take him seriously.
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He's also not funny.
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He's funny.
You two should take some lessons.
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He's also not funny.
You're right, chief, I'm sorry. Here's my gun and my badge.
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One of those google ads on the Fungi Forums. You know what the shirt on the right says.
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I don't.
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Yes you do.
I do.
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I don't.
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Neither do I.
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Take a close look at who's wearing it, then look at the logo's position. Get it yet?
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The uncovered parts of the letters suggest the word isn't "boobs". That's all I know.
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My guess is "intel," and if I'm right, it should be a hat.
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Hint: female canine
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Well if it's meant to be inside the shirt, that doesn't really make sense.
Yet, I know girls who're, themselves, the perfect definition of the shirt's meaning. Too many, in fact.
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Well for those of you who don't know, it says: B**** Inside.
There I said it. Please don't ban me.
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Well if it's meant to be inside the shirt, that doesn't really make sense.
Yet, I know girls who're, themselves, the perfect definition of the shirt's meaning. Too many, in fact.
I'd laugh if some made a typo by leaving the apostrophe out of "who're"
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I'd laugh if some made a typo by leaving the apostrophe out of "who're"
But since those two words actually have two different meanings (the only thing they have in common is that they both can be used derogatorily), it wouldn't make sense.
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Yes. People like Shoulja Boy have destroyed hip hop (not that I really enjoyed hip hop all that much before, but at least it was respectable). Now hip hop/rap is just trash. The song was actually used at one of my school rallies one time and I was like "Oh no, this just can't be happening." They edited out the suggestive parts of course, which actually made the song sound worst, considering that every five seconds a word was edited out (making it impossible to keep up with what the dude was saying).
I know how you feel... but I don't even know what he's saying, anyway, obscene or not.
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I could tell you in a PM, but I can't do it here. And it's pretty obscene.
I wonder why most rappers must refer to women as [censored word].
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[wtd] good did the extra apostrophe do?
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Nothing. I didn't want to take any chances though.
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Evading censors is a bannable offense. That wasn't a censored word, but that was a stupid move.
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Does it really matter to you that much? I'll just edit the post if you want me to. It's not like I was using it in anger or calling someone a [insert dirty word here] anyway.
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Heck, people saying bad words on this forum seems to be so scarce nowadays, all that really happens when you accidentally say a bad word is a unnoticeable edit.
Not that it is a bad thing.
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Does it really matter to you that much? I'll just edit the post if you want me to. It's not like I was using it in anger or calling someone a [insert dirty word here] anyway.
No, I don't think it's necessary, but others do, so watch out.
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Roger that.
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What's with Mario's neck?
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It has a woman hanging from it.
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It seriously looks like somebody superimposed another, smaller head on that person.
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Discuss.
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I block ads. =3
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http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=11386.0
3rd page.
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Is Mario age appropriate!?!?!? Who writes that stuff? Probably the same activists who censored Jonny Quest...
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People who want you to click on the link and be all "whaaaat?" so they get some ad money.
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I'm 70% sure that's what it says on all of those ads; that is, the writing is reused to describe other games.
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^ Bingo.
Hey, what about censoring Johnny Quest? (I loved the remake of that show as a kid. I still have a shirt for it in terrible condition... I think)
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http://www.classicjq.com/artifacts/videos/dvd/DVDDeficienciesAudio.shtml
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When your forum sucks so much that you have to put out ads for it, perhaps you should try to fix it yourself instead.
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I love that kid's expression.
"Dude! This level's filled with naked dudes!! Is this an easter egg or something?!"
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Hey, I called it!
http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=6575.msg508250#msg508250
http://www.classicjq.com/artifacts/videos/dvd/DVDDeficienciesAudio.shtml
Johnny Quest... into racism!
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We're talking about toilets so much that these ads are appearing on the index of General Chat.
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I keep getting ads for "certified Christian singles," with pictures of women looking a little too seductive to be certified Christians. I guess they noticed that I never clicked on them, because lately they've started with more CCS ads with pictures of men.
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I keep getting ads for "certified Christian singles," with pictures of women looking a little too seductive to be certified Christians.
People (celebrities in particular) seem to throw the title around a lot these days.
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???
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I played AdventureQuest once, and it sucked. After you had been a member for a certain amount of time, you had to become a paying member just to be able to log in.
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I would like one of these, but I don't think I'm willing to fork over $35 for it.
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Doesn't the very existance of Mario Kart games undermine that toy? Or vice-versa?
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I actually tried to get that company to donate one of those things for a site contest, but they declined.
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Find your crushes name now! Take this IQ quiz! Bored Much? Watch these Videos! Congrats! You are our 1, 000, 000 visitor! You won a free Wii!
And I'd buy that humping dog.
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I would buy any of those things if they were legitimate/worth selling.
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if it's a novelty storage device, I'd buy the USB humping dog for lulz
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Except that has to be fake.
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I heard about that one... it was on the internet a few years ago, until they figured out what... that means (seriously, are the Old White Guys who run massive corporations really so out of touch?) Where'd you get it?
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For a moment I thought you were saying that that particular advertising campaign had returned.
...It didn't, did it?
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For a moment I thought you were saying that that particular advertising campaign had returned.
...It didn't, did it?
No, it did not. Must be from some "hall of bad ads".
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Would you hit it?
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No, I'd eat it.
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I'm not sure which of these sexy girls is more disturbing.
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Yeah, it's a double post, but these ads really annoy me. It seems like every website these days has a banner ad for some sort of t-shirt site. They're all either just a logo from some 80s TV show or an unfunny, obscure pop-culture reference.
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RUN!!
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Dug out a couple of old things I had lying around:
First off, I enjoyed this combination of back-to-back text ads:
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnoom.kontek.net%2Fimages%2Ffungi%2Fwiigfad.png&hash=9f524e2daeccf709fcd74d13ede4cca1)
And then also, once came across this while looking for something that is only half as dirty as you'd expect when I came across this:
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I saw that one with Luigi a couple of days ago after I just posted an entry on my LiveJournal. I couldn't help but mutter an "oooookay..." before I continued with what I was doing. Otherwise, I haven't noticed any other odd ads. Or at least nothing more odd than the one with the humping dogs that I posted on the first page of this topic. I still see that one every so often actually.
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Dug out a couple of old things I had lying around:
First off, I enjoyed this combination of back-to-back text ads:
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And then also, once came across this while looking for something that is only half as dirty as you'd expect when I came across this:
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Sad.
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More nightmare fuel!
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I really don't get that one.
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RUN!!
Yes! They're just trying to get your personal information. I tried to get out of it, and it told me that I was one of my least favorite characters, even though I didn't enter any of that information (ie name, address, and that sort of crap)
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I didn't do that.
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MMORPG Ads. Jeez, I hate them.
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Oh dear! I keep getting those stupid MMO ads on DA
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...Web RPG?!
They don't even know what they're advertising!
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[wtd]. You're attaching PNGs that aren't PNGs again.
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Well I can still see them.
...Somehow...
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I wish the YouTube Poop forums weren't down right at the moment.
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How do you "vote"? There's one right answer.
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If enough people vote, he can become The Rock or Randy Savage.
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Two weird ones in one... or two.
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Glitches are fun. I only see one weird ad?
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This ad could be a lot more descriptive.
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I'm glad it isn't.
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Girls Wearing Thongs
Bargain Prices. Smart Deals. Save on Girls Wearing Thongs!
Shopzilla.com
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From this (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=11855.0) topic:
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These freaking ringtone sites...
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It's just getting silly now.
Let's see...
- Why would I want to send ringtones to your phone?
- Am I supposed to click to the right of the ad?
- GAH!! FREAKISH MISSHAPEN OLD SHATNER!! Is his nose naturally aligned at a 90-degree angle to the ground no matter how his head is oriented?
- And Shatner is totally a reptilian (http://thewatcherfiles.com).
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On one hand I want to see this "game's" site just to see if they actually licensed Pokémon from Nintendo and Game Freak; on the other hand, I do not want to see the massive amounts of failure that would most certainly be there.
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You could have just... clicked the ad?
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This ad could be a lot more descriptive.
Glorb, your sig went perfectly with that.
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Not cool, man...
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On one hand I want to see this "game's" site just to see if they actually licensed Pokémon from Nintendo and Game Freak; on the other hand, I do not want to see the massive amounts of failure that would most certainly be there.
There's something just like that ad on Fanfiction.net, except it's for a Naruto MMORPG.
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and Markio Kart!
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Markio Kart? Either someone is bad at typing out these ads or they're catering specifically to TMK members.
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I saw an ad for Glorb Kart the other day.
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Um... Brooke who?
Although I guess if her name was Brooke Flav, that would probably give the answer away.
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Enjoy translate!
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Sexy Pirate Girl Costumes
Buy a Sexy Pirate Girl Costume Quality Costumes at a Great Price
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What is wrong with our culture today, that we have to constantly define ourselves by which famous person or object some artificial authority figure arbitrarily tells us we're like, due to a handful of external similarities? What does it say about the nature of identity in the modern, impersonal, superficial society?
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I thought manboobs were a sign of strength and vertility so that your woman may make pleasure with you before the great feast of goat before the hunt.
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- "Vertility"?
- The great feast before the hunt? Why are you hunting if you have enough food for a great feast?
- Seriously, "vertility"?
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Cut Down 9 lbs of Stomach Fat every 11 Days by Obeying these 10 Rules.
FatLoss4Idiots.com (http://FatLoss4Idiots.com)
da adz by goooooooglez!!!!!11
- Maybe you mean versatility. Man-boobs are quite multi-functional, after all.
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I dunno, it sounded sorta medievalish so I went with it.
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Empty Bed Tonight?
No Strings, No Commitment, No Games Find A Girl Now - Completely Free!
www.gorgeous-date.com/free-pass
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Dream Interpretation Info
Dream Interpretation Stories On The Womens Community Website
www.DivineCaroline.com
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And look at this. We're getting ads for ads now.
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Targeted Advertising
Make a direct customer connection with powerful behavioral targeting
www.revenuescience.com
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Outdoor Advertising
Find any type of outdoor ad media anywhere in the USA at one source
www.emcoutdoor.com
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Gas Station Television
Reach consumers at the pump with TV advertising, marketing & media.
www.gasstationtv.com
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And look at this. We're getting ads for ads now.
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Targeted Advertising
Make a direct customer connection with powerful behavioral targeting
www.revenuescience.com
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Outdoor Advertising
Find any type of outdoor ad media anywhere in the USA at one source
www.emcoutdoor.com
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Gas Station Television
Reach consumers at the pump with TV advertising, marketing & media.
www.gasstationtv.com
Pitiful. If they're going to advertise shamelessly, they at least need to advertise Mario stuff.
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I'm confused. Is "crew" spelled like that on purpose?
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I know where my friends are, thanks.
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#tmk.
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Friends?
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I have lots of Facebook friends.
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...
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That Pokemon MMORPG I've played before. I can tell you, its safe. But it sucks. Plus, clicking on the ad will probably cause you to get a virus anyway.
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But then, that would mean it isn't safe... which is it? Or are you talking about the link as opposed to the actual gameplay?
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I saw this out of the corner of my eye and thought it was CD-i Ganon. I've been reading too many of Kojinka's posts.
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Well, for non-Mario ads, I've seen quite a few lousy ones. We've all seen the "Punch the Evil Kangaroo" ad, showing a psychotic-looking kangaroo bouncing back and forth. Or the ad that dares you to shoot a rabbit running back and forth.
But my favorite lousy ad was "Bust Santa's Zit". I figured at that point they had completely lost it. Shouldn't there be a rule of not having disgusting ads?
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I take back what I said. I clicked on the ad and it wasn't what I thought it was.
(I thought www.pppokemon.com) Never mind. The game got bought out by that ad company (apparently)
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*gasp* That's at least 54 times!
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Because this thread hasn't had enough Soulja Boy lately.
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I laughed at the first word in that ad.
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"Is"? Hmmm... I think you're losing your touch.
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This one isn't as dirty as it seems.
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The craziest forum ever, or another big scam?
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"Um... Excuse me, Mr. Damon? Is this Sparta?"
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Extreme? Action? Acclaim!? Sign me up!
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Yeah, because six-year-olds always have huge lines of credit.
Or maybe identity thieves have started to crossbreed with child molesters.
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That woman looked like one. Staring down that 6-year-old girl.
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Or maybe identity thieves have started to crossbreed with child molesters.
God help us all. (I lol'd)
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Yeah, I'm really eager to take a test to see how dumb I am. Especially when I'm being goaded by a hand puppet and Dr. Seuss font.
EDIT: Well, this isn't really a bad ad; it's just that I think of Harry Potter every time I see it.
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Yeah, I'm really eager to take a test to see how dumb I am. Especially when I'm being goaded by a hand puppet and Dr. Seuss font.[/img]
Not to mention that two of those aren't polygons…
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...? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polygon) All three except the circle are polygons, even though the star isn't a convex polygon.
Also, I love this section from that article:
Things to do with polygons
* Cut up a piece of paper into polygons, and put them back together as a tangram.
* Join many edge-to-edge as a tiling or tessellation.
* Join several edge-to-edge and fold them all up so there are no gaps, to make a three-dimensional polyhedron.
* Join many edge-to-edge, folding them into a crinkly thing called an infinite polyhedron.
* Use computer-generated polygons to build up a three-dimensional world full of monsters, theme parks, aeroplanes or anything - see Polygons in computer graphics below..
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I have been taught!!!!!
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Hey! That's not even Miley Cyrus! They fail!
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After nude-photoshoot-gate, I know about all I care to know about Miley Cyrus (everytime I hear that last name... wasn't that some alien's name, or something?).
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After nude-photoshoot-gate
I read that as "nude-photoshop-gate" and thought "that happens so often you can barely call it a -gate."
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I'm waiting for the day some political figure is killed and the press calls it Assassinationgate. Or when something else happens at the Watergate Hotel again and it's Watergategate.
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Or a scandal involving an actual gate.
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The entrance to Graceland was funded by the KKK!
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I use Firefox with Adblock plus now.
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Yeah, kinda makes me wish people would host some ads through a third party so that I wouldn't have them blocked when they're posted here. :(
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I still have Safari on my computer. If I want look for ads, I can just use that browser.
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Or you could, you know, hit the Adblock Plus disable button.
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The google ads don't really bother me that much, but rest were just annoying.
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All of the ads we have now are far better than the IGN/GameSpy ads we used to have. Surely you have not forgotten those times?
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Why? What was so bad about them?
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Or you could, you know, hit the Adblock Plus disable button.
She can; I can't. :DWhy? What was so bad about them?
"Lalalalala browsing site or forums…FULL PAGE AD…wait…wait…okay now we can move along…ANOTHER FULL PAGE AD…and now back to what I was doing."
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Oh god I remember those.
Eugh.
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All of the ads we have now are far better than the IGN/GameSpy ads we used to have. Surely you have not forgotten those times?
I don't think I was around here back then.
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I don't think you were, either.
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I certainly wasn't around back then. I can imagine I was get ticked off a lot if I was.
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I think that was the reason a lot of people weren't "around" back then...
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There were a lot more people "around" back then. Or at least there were more posts.
Have a look at our posting history. (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?action=stats)
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No, no, I know that... I just was half-seriously suggesting that a lot more people might've joined had there not been intermittent full-page ads.
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From the director of Saw... The Usual Flirt.
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Why is Lazy Eye Homer grabbing for Bart's crotch?
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Oh, man, the The Game Forum changed their banner! That makes me sad. I mean, sure, they still have free membership, but it's just not the same anymore.
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NEVER FORGET.
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([wtd])x12
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That "x" is a redundant math function in your post. It should just be:
([wtd])12
or
12([wtd]).
But I agree with the sentiment.
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More like (FTW)x12!
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Turtlekid1 just made it onto my "needlessly annoying" members list.
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Yeah no.
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Turtlekid1 just made it onto my "needlessly annoying" members list.
I think that there's about 6 people who aren't on mine.
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The only one who's not on mine...
is me.
/me drops his badge to the ground, turns around, and walks down a lonely highway as the screen fades to black
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The girls are free, the clothes are sold separately.
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Turtlekid1 just made it onto my "needlessly annoying" members list.
:(
...posting a smiley probably didn't help much, did it?
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Just put all your credit card numbers into this form and you can have a Wii! Put your childrens' social security numbers in another form and you can have an extra remote! I promise I'm not one of those child molester - identity thief hybrids! Really! Here's a picture of a lock:
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Get Your Boyfriend Back
Learn The 10 Mistakes Most Women Make That Scare Away Mr. Right
www.CatchHimAndKeepHim.com
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www.AndThenRapeHim.com
[EDIT: I'm really, really glad this isn't a real site.]
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www.AndThenKillHimAndUseHisBodyFatToMakeLovelyLittleTeaCandles.com
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LIES! Those are fully-clothed males!
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Chupperson Weird just made it onto my "needlessly mean" members list.
No, wait- he's been there for years.
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The most annoying TV ads:
-Everest Institute, and pretty much all of these other "technical institutes" (IADT, ITT, Kaplan, etc.) (I know we all need to "call now, train now"!)
-All of these "male enhancement" products (especially the one with a very cheesy whistley tune-and I thought that kind of stuff was restricted on broadcast TV)
-Target "Good buy Hello"
-the Odor Eaters commercial with the dog running around trying to find "smelly sneakers"
-Anything that follows the format of "HeadON Apply Directly To the Forehead" (1-800 Plumber, LEE FREE)
-how about all of these prescription drug ads (drives me nuts how they depict people in these commercials as so "happy-go-lucky" while mentioning (they have to) "rare, but serious side effects"-is it any wonder that no other country in the world other than the US and NZ allows these kind of ads on TV?)
-CASH4GOLD.com
The most annoying internet ads:
-"Congratulations, you have been selected to recieve a free (insert some new consumer electronic product)" voice ads-with no way to turn off the sound! (same thing goes for the one with the animated emoticons)
-When will you die quiz
-"Find out who your crush is"
-Jason Hommel's "Silver Stock Report" (yah I know there's shortages of silver--and oil, and everything else)
Here's one that particularly p'd me off-
I ended up getting a pop-up one day claiming that my hard drives had "hardware error" and that I had a DVD-RAM drive and it popped up a message box saying that "serious privacy and security threats found" and that I needed to download a "CRITICAL" security update. It wouldn't let me cancel out of it (ever time I clicked to cancel or "x" the message would spring right back with no other way other than to click OK or kill off the browser's .exe process in Task Manager.
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The most annoying TV ads:
-CASH4GOLD.com
"I sent in my unwanted jewelry, and got money, the very next dye!"
(Strange pronunciation included.)
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got milk?
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Propaganda at best.
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There were a lot more people "around" back then. Or at least there were more posts.
Have a look at our posting history. (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?action=stats)
That is really cool.
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Oh yeah, the vegan film industry's really suffering, alright.
How does Veggietales factor into this?
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There's a Mythbusters movie?
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It's probably Jamie saying "brain tumor!" or "exploding gas station!" or something like that.
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"Holy jumpin' George!" —David Lynch, looping ringtone
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Why do people pay for low-quality sound clips that will annoy people in public with no warning? I mean, I have my phone set to make everybody smile without warning, and I got that for free--I sent a clip of Banana Phone to my phone. But rarely am I ever called. Hence the lack of smiling people in the world. It's YOUR* fault for making your phone sing some song about boyfriends instead of Banana Phone.
*Directed to whoever.
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Yes! I want to change my mind with subliminal messages!
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Me too!
No wait, I changed my mind.
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We should make a coffee table book out of all these ads.
Nintendo Wii VDO Games
Cool Wii Games & Accessories. Fast and Free Ship. Buy Today.
Amazon.com/Nintendo-Wii-Games-Dea
As far as I can tell, VDO just means "video," except pronounced with a Transylvanian accent ("veedeeoh").
1 Rule of a Flat Stomach:
Finally, a Diet that Really Works! As Seen on CNN, NBC, & CBS News.
www.Wu-YiSource.com
10 Rules of Flat Stomach:
Cut down 9 lbs of stomach fat every 11 days by Keeping these 10 rules.
FatLoss4Idiots.com
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The first rule of a flat stomach is: You do not talk about a flat stomach.
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...A picture of the action figure? Seriously?
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I was going to make a joke about this being that old guy with the beard and overalls and guitar sitting in a rocking chair with a space ship in the background on the boxart of that one game, but I can't remember what game that was, and Google isn't helping. Anyone remember the name of that game?
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Phalanx?
I think?...
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Thank you. You win three internets.
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Ya effing think?
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Thank you. You win three internets.
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Experience with what? What am I doing?
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[img]http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CKXDtfiYzLOV9gEQrAIY7wEyCHrLlBByz1PM[/img
I actually have that. XD
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You mean this?
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Why is that game called that (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phalanx), anyway?
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Better than Phallas.
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That's with a "u". (But funny anyway)
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Did you see this screenshot of it from Wikipedia?
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Looks pretty phallic to me.
Also upside-down Triforce.
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I still don't understand the box-art.
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They just wanted to make something weird to attract attention. Read the article.
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A segment of one of those lovely eBay ads. Can you spot how many things are wrong with this picture?
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Midway Blitz, with Mario? By Pedro? I see nothing wrong.
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I wouldn't have believed that screenshot (even along side the legitimate looking one next to it) if I hadn't then checked out the SNES version:
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Wow, so that screenshot is real? Gimmick must have been one of those weird double-entendre things like Wild Woody...
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Project Climax, hee hee.
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TVTropes gets some weird ads. This one appeared on this page (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ReligionOfEvil), right next to a pro-Scientology ad.
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This was on a different page, but there seems to be some kind of theme here.
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End of theme. Perhaps.
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Looks pretty phallic to me.
Why do you think they call it Phalanx?
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Well, "phalanx" means finger…
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I think it's referring to:
A formation of infantry carrying overlapping shields and long spears, developed by Philip II of Macedon and used by Alexander the Great.
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No, read down farther:
pha·lanx Audio Help /ˈfeɪlæŋks, ˈfælæŋks/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[fey-langks, fal-angks] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, plural pha·lanx·es or, for 7, pha·lan·ges Audio Help /fəˈlændʒiz/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[fuh-lan-jeez] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation, verb
–noun
1. (in ancient Greece) a group of heavily armed infantry formed in ranks and files close and deep, with shields joined and long spears overlapping.
2. any body of troops in close array.
3. a number of individuals, esp. persons united for a common purpose.
4. a compact or closely massed body of persons, animals, or things.
5. Military. (initial capital letter) a radar-controlled U.S. Navy 20mm Gatling-type gun deployed on ships as a last line of defense against antiship cruise missiles.
6. Anatomy, Zoology. any of the bones of the fingers or toes.
7. (in space) An old hillbilly in a rocking chair.
8. (in Fourierism) a group of about 1800 persons, living together and holding their property in common.
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I do not believe that this is true as "phalanges" would refer to 6, not 7.
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Drat! Foiled again!
(NOTE: If you would prefer a SMRPG reference, substitute "Fungah" for "Drat")
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So it's like that talking purple monkey, except it's porn. When regular porn sites aren't spywariffic enough.
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Has anybody ever fallen for one of these? Seriously? I especially love that one that says you have 99 seconds to click on it, and it counts down from 99 to 90... and then goes back to 99. At least some of them have the decency to run the full 180 seconds (and then restart... yes, I watched a banner ad for three minutes).
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"Webinar"? You have got to be kidding me.
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And verily, in one fell swoop, the brave kirbyman killed the Game Forum meme with a fierce brutality.
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The Worlds Worst Internet Meme!!!!
QFT.
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This is, like, the picture equivalent of YouTube videos like "The King Says 'Mah Boi' For Five Minutes."
In other words, it's repetitive, monotonous, and certainly not cool.
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In other words, it's repetitive, monotonous, and certainly not cool.
And don't forget "redundant".
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Oh no, they're on to us! Quick, everyone stop using 'xerox' as a verb!
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And remember, that image wasn't photoshopped, it was enhanced with Adobe® Photoshop® software.
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Proper use of the Photoshop trademark
Trademarks help protect corporate and product identity, and Photoshop is one of Adobe's most valuable trademarks. By following the below guidelines, you can help Adobe protect the Photoshop brand name.
The Photoshop trademark must never be used as a common verb or as a noun. The Photoshop trademark should always be capitalized and should never be used in possessive form, or as a slang term. It should be used as an adjective to describe the product, and should never be used in abbreviated form. Do not tease the trademark, he does not like that. Remember to wash your trademark every day, and never go more than two days without scraping its tank. The following examples illustrate these rules:
Let's have fun protecting corporate trademarks together!
Trademarks are not verbs.
CORRECT: The image was enhanced using Adobe® Photoshop® software.
INCORRECT: The image was photoshopped.
Trademarks are not nouns.
CORRECT: The image pokes fun at the Senator.
INCORRECT: The photoshop pokes fun at the Senator.
Always capitalize and use trademarks in their correct form.
CORRECT: The image was enhanced with Adobe® Photoshop® Elements software.
INCORRECT: The image was photoshopped.
INCORRECT: The image was Photoshopped.
INCORRECT: The image was Adobe® Photoshopped.
Trademarks must never be used as slang terms.
CORRECT: Those who use Adobe® Photoshop® software to manipulate images as a hobby see their work as an art form.
INCORRECT: A photoshopper sees his hobby as an art form. INCORRECT: My hobby is photoshopping.
Trademarks must never be used in possessive form, even though if you scroll down to the bottom of the page you're on now (http://www.adobe.com/misc/trade.html), you'll see that we use the word Adobe in possessive form in our own official literature. Do as we say, not as we do.
CORRECT: The new features in Adobe® Photoshop® software are impressive.
INCORRECT: Photoshop's features are impressive.
Trademarks are proper adjectives and should be followed by the generic terms they describe.
CORRECT: The image was manipulated using Adobe® Photoshop® software.
INCORRECT: The image was manipulated using Photoshop.
Trademarks must never be abbreviated.
CORRECT: Take a look at the new features in Adobe® Photoshop® software.
INCORRECT: Take a look at the new features in PS.
The trademark owner should be identified whenever possible.
Adobe and Photoshop are either registered trademarks or trademarks of Adobe Systems Incorporated in the United States and/or other countries.
Show proper respect to trademarks.
CORRECT: Adobe® Photoshop® software is excellent for many uses.
INCORRECT: Adobe® Photoshop® software sucks.
For more information on the proper use of Adobe's trademarks, please refer to the general trademark guidelines. For more fun with protecting corporate trademarks, purchase the Corporate Trademark Training - Adobe® Photoshop® software game for Nintendo Co., Ltd.'s Nintendo DS dual-screened entertainment computer.
Of course, I don't have to worry about all this, I just use Gimp as a verb.
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I'ma photoshop me up some playstation nintendos. With PS. That would be the best photoshop ever. So good, I'd have to xerox some copies to show my friends. So good, I'd cry, and have to kleenex my eyes.
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And don't forget "redundant".
Well, excuse me for trying to make a point.
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Everything in the above post is pure internet gold.
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This is, like, the picture equivalent of YouTube videos like "The King Says 'Mah Boi' For Five Minutes."
In other words, it's repetitive, monotonous, and certainly not cool.
I feel this odd combination of "I wish I was dead" and "God, what is the world coming to?" whenever I am forced to realize how popular that stuff is.
And remember, that image wasn't photoshopped, it was enhanced with Adobe® Photoshop® software.
Eff that. Every time I hear some company whine about proper use of their product's name, I just say it wrong more.
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I say it all the time ironically.
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[edit], I gotta go find my copy of Worms: Armageddon...
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I decided to check out the Game Forum, and it actually has something to do with games!
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I don't want an egg from a 90-year-old donor! Of any kind of animal!
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Nazis?
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Anyone else here enjoy Sonic fanfiction?
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You totally forgot the parentheses.
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Just so no one makes an S-M-R-T joke:
Do not make an S-M-R-T joke.
Thank you,
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This one comes from #tmk chatter and rare poster n-fani:
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Well, it is smaller. I guess that 30% was the second screen.
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I never knew that folding single-screened thingy I owned was one of their Video Game DS lits.
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Wait a minute! My DS lit has two screens! I must have got a Gameboy Advance SP by accident!
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What demographic do they think we are anyway?
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Looks like I can't contribute to this topic anymore. I just got Firefox and the adblock add-on a few days ago. I can't even see what's in the last two posts. XD
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What demographic do they think we are anyway?
Well, if they believe the stereotype that Mario is for children...
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Looks like I can't contribute to this topic anymore. I just got Firefox and the adblock add-on a few days ago. I can't even see what's in the last two posts. XD
Just how annoying are the ads to you all, anyway? TMK's ads have always been small and easy to ignore ever since we moved to Kontek. You viewing them (or better yet, clicking them) helps support the site.
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They're not really that annoying to me*, but I don't ever click them, because if I'm on this site, I'm wanting to do something on this site without distraction... and most of them look a little shady...
*But they are amusing, especially in this thread.
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How do you figure that? Vegans contribute to global warming! They may counteract it with other, unrelated hippie-type practices, but their eating habits don't help. They eat plants, which convert CO2 into O2, and leave cows alone to proliferate and fart methane into the atmosphere all day.
Also shrooms.
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Maybe... do some vegans not drive cars? After all, oil is dead animals and stuff, so it only makes sense that you wouldn't want a carnivorous vehicle. I mean, I heard there's "vegansexuals" that only have sex with other vegans.
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Maybe there should be a comma after "Vegans" to make it an imperative sentence.
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I mean, I heard there's "vegansexuals" that only have sex with other vegans.
Wouldn't it be, they just have sex with foods not made of animal products?
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No, but that would make a killer insult.
"Broccoli ****er!"
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*Wipes brow*
Man, I thought you were going to show me a picture to go with my post...
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Ceci n'est pas une can of coffee
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Why so?
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"The famous pipe can of coffee. How people reproached me for it! And yet, could you stuff my pipe can of coffee? No, it’s just a representation, is it not? So if I had written on my picture ‘This is a pipe can of coffee,’ I’d have been lying!"
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You just lost.
Crimes Against Nature
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I'm more angry that the people put an exclamation point at the end of that sentence (which is really a fragment) instead of a question mark.
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Perhaps, after taking said quiz, you will only think you know Miley Cyrus.
You just lost.
Argh! *LOLs*
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This ad isn't really that bad. I just go to GoNintendo a lot and I'm tired of looking at that alien terra-cotta M.C. Escher guy.
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Somehow I didn't get it at first.
Now I do!!!!!1
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Sexy Princess Peach
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Umm... yeah. Insert some sort of DeviantArt reference here.
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Maybe I'll spray that stuff on my moniter everytime I'm looking at Peach art.
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Oh God. You sick... oh, the perfume.
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I'd spray it in my eyes as a slightly less painful alternative to gouging them.
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Oh God. You sick... oh, the perfume.
Lol. How could you think that I was going to........ugh! What a disgusting thought!
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I have my hand in my pants every time I look at Peach art.
Let's see how long before this gets edited or I get warned.
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I like to keep one hand on the mouse, hovering over the "Delete Browing History" button.
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Sexy Princess Peach
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Umm... yeah. Insert some sort of DeviantArt reference here.
Okay!
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What the duking dukar on a dukar sandwich is that?
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A fat lady who is about to commit suicide by self-impalement... I hope.
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I am not associated with that game.
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Oh... I just realized that! *LOLs*
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Say... what?
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What? Female Naruto am I?
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スワロ星
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動画をみつけてシェアする
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Super Princess Peach
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Super Chick Sisters
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Super Chick Sisters
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OH GOD I REMEMBER THIS HORRIBLE GAME
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The one that Super Jesse made a topic about?
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Yes. (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=10705.0) I didn't mind PETA's message but their bashing of Mario was unacceptable.
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their bashing of Mario was unacceptable.
I wholeheartedly agree with you.
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I wholeheartedly agree with you.
You weren't even here when that happened!
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Yes but I saw the link and I agree with MaxVance.
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*Buckles down for the onslaught of "Goofy Time" references*
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Isn't that the VGBoxArt mock-up Galaxy box? To say nothing of the Revolution in the back.
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Black Wii and PS3=Want.
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Oh, irony... if I had kept my mouth shut, you would have never posted that...
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Garfield, easily. I love lasagna and hate Mondays. And I'm definitely a cat person.
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What Pokemon landed, where and... again?
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Deoxys or something, probably.
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There should be a law against ads like this. Seriously, that's just wrong.
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Wouldn't you like a house at the North Pole?
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If that showed up on my most recent poll, then that = awesome.
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I think this came off sounding a little more ominous than they had hoped.
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Am I being forced to choose?
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CHOOSE NOW 0R I K1LL U LOLZ!!!!
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Are you trying to be funny?
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No I'm making fun of people that actually write like that.
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So you're trying to be funny?
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NO
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That's good, because if you were trying to be funny, then you would have failed at it miserably.
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Probably more legitimate than this (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VL6OJBXqeZE) class-action lawsuit.
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I would have laughed if it said, "enter in your number for more information"
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Let's immersion!
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Force Unleashed Rated T
Your parents might not let you play this on the Wii. Find out why.
www.whattheyplay.com
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Because the Wii version sucks and my parents would never do let me something like that to myself?
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Wait, I thought that site was for parents.
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Well what you think about this?
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Right now, I'm in the dugout playing with my baseball bat.
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Looks to me like that nice white floor's about to be ruined.
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I'm scared.
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I thought that first guy was Weird Al until it loaded past the nose.
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Well, if they went to school like that every day, no duh.
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Ads leading to ads? It's an infinite rabbit hole!!
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How are you going to buy a girl?
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hey i want to click on those ads but it isnt working help
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Are you trying to be funny?
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We need Lizard Dude to come up with some sort of gif to accompany that all-too-common question.
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I've been wondering why this ad has kept appearing around TMK. I mean, why would we be interested in chains?
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http://motionographer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/singstar_girly_h264.mov
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Greek mythology has a goddess of anime?
Hey, you have no idea how hot that would look (I mean, if they had gotten a better artist to do that)
I've been wondering why this ad has kept appearing around TMK. I mean, why would we be interested in chains?
*Looks around nervously, slowly eases self in front of pile of ball gags/whips*
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http://www.ffk-wilkinson.com/
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Why, is he being held hostage?
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Tonight, we dine in hell!
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Somehow, I doubt this last version exists.
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Another corporation that thinks VGBoxarts.com is real. Reminds me of the people that write to Deezer and ask him to make another Mario Party. Because he's Nintendo.
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That reminds me: When is Deezer going to be in the next Smash Bros.? I'll go ask him.
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Also because Mr. Deezer Nintendo is the guy that makes Mario Parties, not Hendrick Hudson.
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C'mon... does this even look like a contest?
*Buckles down for upcoming poll and/or revival of a previous thread*
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Another corporation that thinks VGBoxarts.com is real. Reminds me of the people that write to Deezer and ask him to make another Mario Party. Because he's Nintendo.
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If such a version existed, I would love to have a pet fox!
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I don't know if an "E" is appropriate in that case...
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I don't know what this is, but it seems wrong somehow.
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Selling yourself on a reality show? Yeah, that'll gain you respect, alright.
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The backwards G clef is what's bothering me.
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That's an S clef.
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It's a treble clef, fools!
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The backwards G clef is what's bothering me.
It's a treble clef, fools!
So I guess you could say, instead, that clef was... trebeling you?
*Ba-DUM PSH*
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It would be a treble (G) clef if it were facing the correct way. I can't decide if that's better or worse than "Gound Gleeves" (with the clef facing the right way) single record sleeves.
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I bow to your superior music knowledge, Chupperson-sensei.
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Okay, so it's not really an ad, but can someone please tell me what the point of this (http://startwearingpurple.yahoo.com/) ridiculous thing is?
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The point seems to be to sell Purple gear.
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I wonder what the owner of http://www.purple.com/ thinks of these products.
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How to Get Pregnant
Find Your Best 2 Days to Conceive. Fast & Easy. Get Info.
www.ClearblueEasy.com
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Last I checked, that linked to a picture of me.
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Nintendo Gameboy DS Lite
Apply & Activate your new Card Nintendo Gameboy DS Lite System
www.GameSystemOffer.com/Free
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Last I checked, that linked to a picture of me.
SB, if you were here in person, I'd go "aaaaaahhhhwww" and high-five you.
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Princess Peach
9,000+ Costumes at Great Prices Shop, Compare and Save at Pronto.
Costume.Pronto.com
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I love how you draw Waluigi!
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C'mon, girls, hop into Wally's divinely appointed rusty van! It's perfectly safe!
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I know Wally. We go way back.
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...Not that there's anything wrong with fat--I mean, that.
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What a combination...
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...Not that there's anything wrong with fat--I mean, that.
Vidgmchtr?
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...
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I don't think Vid was that...... fat.
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You aren't where he can tell you ten million times.
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Hey guys,
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She looks a bit hesitant about this.
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So... I get to hunt them, or what?
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...Not that there's anything wrong with fat--I mean, that.
Heh, I saw this on Mibba.
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That's where I saw it too, actually (on another site). Rarely do the ads I post here come from here.
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You can get some really weird juxtaposition in Facebook ads, now that they've upped them to two per page.
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She looks a bit hesitant about this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1LPjCfA3KU
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Those would be funny if they're weren't real.
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Actually, I'm pretty sure those are mockups.
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Well, there really were ads like that, is the thing.
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Whaa...?
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Thats like saying: "Mouthless Mute Random Dude says: "j00 wi11 pwn teh n00bs!!!1!"
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Are you trying to be funny?
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No, not really.
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Considering your obsession with (and constant failure within) the subject field, I would say you are trying to be funny.
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Subjects should be subtle!
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I was going to try and figure out what the duk that's supposed to mean, but then I noticed that the girl is or is someone who looks like Hayden Paniteirierttreiere (sp?), and I stopped thinking about grammar.
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Wait, you don't know what Hannah Montana is?
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She's the one that's a lame attempt at repeating Hilary Duff with a gimmick thrown in that lets her sell all her CDs twice and who posed nude for some magazine in her spare time, right? Actually, now that I think of it, that could almost describe several other Disney Channel stars. Anyway, I know her well enough to know that's not her in the second ad.
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Bah! They all look the same to me.
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Oh, okay. I couldn't see the second ad you posted because adblock was working so well. Now I understand.
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Yeah, Miley Cyrus doesn't resemble Hayden Panieitreierttrerre very much. Not enough for me, anyway.
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Heh.. I read their address as Turtlesale.com, and then wondered why one would do that to a turtle.
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Does it also explain how she lost her face?
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"Weight loss, from the people who brought you Silent Hill."
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Does it also explain how she lost her face?
That was the first pound she lost. On day two, she lost her hair and fingers. On day three, she lost a lung and a kidney.
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Rock on, giant eyeball!
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"The secret is a timed implosion in my gut! Though, that's explain why my face has been replaced with a black hole..."
Also, if you'll look at the bottom of this post, you can see an ad for an IQ quiz. However, clicking on the ad already puts your intelligence into question.
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And now I bring you an ad that is not from TMK:
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I have no clue what the foruth one is supposed to be.
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I'm totally going to die from wrapping myself in a controller cord, farting myself to death in a business suit surrounded by cabbage, being fat, being dressed in a crappy Halloween costume, or Santa Clausing myself to death.
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I've browsed some Russian bride sites in my day.
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How about Elbonian bride sites?
Does anyone even get the reference?
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Dilbert, right?
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I LOL'd.
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Dilbert, right?
Wrong. Wally was the one who ordered her.
Or did you mean the strip? :-p
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Just the strip in general (my other guess was one of the Simpsons comics, but I think that was Latvia or something).
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Joy Behar on Sarah Palin
Tells favorite PG & R-rated jokes!
www.uinterview.com
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I don't have too many PG-rated favorite jokes. Also, in regard to that ad, I had an out-of-control nipple hair once, but that's a story for another day (and thread).
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PG? Who the heck here ne-- wait, never mind.
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Yeah, it's called "Hold onto some balloons and suck in your gut".
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Ben Franklin Terminator FTW.
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Barack Obama's first act as President-elect: To endorse electronics.
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99%? So like, 15 cents off?
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Barack Obama's first act as President-elect: To endorse electronics.
What a minute, negative 99% off? Wouldn't that mean you'd pay them more?
$400 * 0.99 = $396
$400 - $396 = $4
$400 * (-0.99) = $(-396)
$400 - $(-396)
Which is equal to...
$400 + $396 = $796
I've discovered their negative monopoly!
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Recycled Toilet Paper
Reduce Your Carbon Footprint. Free Coupons & Newsletter.
SeventhGeneration.com/Toilet-Paper
Why not just use the coupons and newsletter?
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Stalking is fun!
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As soon as I saw this ad I thought it was fake.
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It wasn't.
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<img src="http://www.chupnet.com/what.png>
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Probably not, but judging by the picture, he just may have taken a dump on it.
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Hmm... is Velma the right guy for me, or should I go with Joshua from TWEWY?
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You sir, win one Internet.
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Wii 2 Coming in 2011
Nintendo next-generation system revealed. Learn more.
www.WhatTheyPlay.com
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I know this has been posted before, but... seriously, what is up with this ad? Is it because there's a lot of links on this site?
EDIT: Oops, accidental 2x post...
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Like, Palin?
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I knew what that ad was going to be before it loaded. Thus...
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is
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fheroeswiki.com%2Fimages%2F8%2F8d%2FAngela_petrelli.jpg&hash=c2bdc95f182b3846ea8fb439c3207141)(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alaskareport.com%2Fimages2%2Fpalin_sarah.jpg&hash=4f85da13da64332f73541cd12f8de8b0)
Angela Petrelli + glasses = Sarah Palin + ~15 years
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Free Sprite Samples
Don't Spend a Dime To Get Tons Of Free Stuff From You Favorite Brands
www.QualityHealth.com/FreeSamples
GET YOU OWN
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Please, please tell me this is fake.
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Saw an ad for it on [as], so it has to be. Looks cool, actually. I'll be auditioning for live-action Frylock if/when that happens.
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Take Super Mario's Quiz
If you think you know all about Super Mario, prove it!
Quiz-Challenge.com
Sonic Game Mario Brothers
Find great deals and save! Compare products, prices & stores
www.Shopping.com
Someone obviously doesn't know all about Super Mario.
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Well, there's M&S at the Olympic Games...
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Imagine if that game WAS called "Sonic Game Mario Brothers".
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It probably is in lesser China.
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It's the one on the left that got me, really (and of course, the second one's for you, Max).
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For the discerning six-year-old Japanese girl, there is Zales.
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24708771/
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6932801.stm
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"Guilty officers will be made to wear the armbands in the office for a few days, with instructions not to disclose their offences. Let people guess what they have done," he said.
"So, what'd you do? Rape and murder an entire village?
...No?"
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24708771/
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6932801.stm
I always feel better about America whenever Japan does something like this.
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Super Mario Galaxy Wii
It's 2 p.m. Do You Know What Your Kid is Playing? Get Informed Here.
www.WhatTheyPlay.com
*checks watch*
No, it's not!
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"2pm? My kids're at school!
...
Wait, I don't have kids!"
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Here's another ad that was so bad I assumed it was fake:
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I've seen something along those lines advertised on TV. It would be pretty cool if it worked, which I doubt it does.
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Taaaaaaaake ooooooon meeeeeeeee (Take on me)
Taaaaaaaaaaake meeeeeeeeeee oooooooooon (Take on me)
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I'd like to take on her if you know what I mean.
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How do you know that she isn't a squid with a human head?
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That would be tough.
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That would be a challenge worthy of my effort, is what.
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You'd take a squid? Oo;;;
<confiscates Glorb's cool points allocation badge> Sorry man, you just lost that priviledge! :P
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Flapsticks!
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You'd take a squid? Oo;;;
<confiscates Glorb's cool points allocation badge> Sorry man, you just lost that priviledge! :P
/me takes back Glorb's cool points badge.
LERN TO SPEIL. You just lost the privledge to take away privledges.
Anyways, with a virus hacker hijacking my computer, I've seen some funny ads. Though, nothing could beat when he opened like 12 Cannot Find Server windows. And one ad. Mainly, they have virus scanners.
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Privilege.
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I'd like to assume that he was being ironic.
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My country is eligible? It better be, considering my country is the United States.
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"I have dual citizenship between the United States and Florida."
I'll assume few, if any people, get the reference.
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Foot-binding?
Alternative punchline: Ancient Chinese secret, huh?
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My knees don't have nipples. Is that going to be a problem?
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It's not necessarily the overall message of the ad that's bad, just the image of an American icon brandishing a cleaver.
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"Cheftestants".
That is all.
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Yeah, that kind of... irked me, too.
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The most bad weird grammatically ambiguous phrase of some phrases.
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Is it just me, or is that last advertisement indicating that there exists a fork with a spinning head?
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I prefer seeing the twirling spaghetti fork as the answer to that ad's question.
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Apparently black people aren't as into the whole contraction thing as white people. But they do have marginally more natural-looking necks. And wear clothes.
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I think that first ad says something about the Fungi Forums.
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Make sure whatever you do your message board isn't talking about liking their own fart smell.
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I protest the locking of that thread!
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I think the makers of this program could have picked a much better name.
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I think the same thing whenever I look at the HughesNet usage check page and see "Fair Access Policy" abbreviated.
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If fapping paid, I'd be retired.
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And tired.
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*Stifles LOLs*
Hughes Satellite Internet
High Speed Internet Access. $0 down, Free Install, $100 Rebate!
www.USSatellite.com/HughesNet
There is nothing blatantly wrong with the above ad, but I would just like to call attention to the fact that this thing cost upwards of $60 a month, at least in my neck of the woods. Don't be fooled by mildly attractive spokeswomen!
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You would think that "Chedda" could spend his $5000 a month to improve his life so he didn't need free government money on some non-ugly glasses.
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Anybody who believes these things deserves whatever they get by clicking on them.
On a similar note, whatever happened to Elites, anyway? As I have no interest in them, I don't conciously look for 360s when I'm in the store, but it seems to me no one talks about (or sells) those things anymore.
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They still exist. We sell some at work.
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Not to get any more off-topic that necessary, but what is/was the benefit? More space? Not-light-grayness?
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This ad would be fine if 1) It didn't use a face shot of one of those guys from a digital design college ad and 2) Actually said what it was for.
Then again, maybe that's Caesar.
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I wonder if Ricky and "Chedda" know each other.
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He's got some splainin' to do.
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Oh yeah, baby, unlock my Wii. You know you want to.
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I'd been wondering why most of the ones you post don't appear. Adblock blocks them because you don't have them hosted elsewhere.
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Hmm... they've all worked for me (then again, I don't have Adblock).
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Adblock blocks them because it recognizes the URLs as ads.
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You
filthy bandwidth thievesAdblock users are why I rehost my ads.
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Mushroom Spores
Mushroom Spore Syringes Dark Cultivation Tools and Supplies
www.earthstongue.com
Somebody send this link to Egon.
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Faster than a speeding census, more powerful than an touch-screen voting machine, and able to leap unanswered socioeconomic questions in a single bound, it's... Surveyman!
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Can he see through surveys to make sure they're not fake?
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He'd probably be out of the job if he could.
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Thank-you, and double thank-you for the new URL.
Speaking of bad ads, http://www.1up.com/do/feature?pager.offset=0&cId=3172070
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Speaking of bad ads, http://www.1up.com/do/feature?pager.offset=0&cId=3172070
I read through all four installments of that series and was surprised to not see EarthBound's "This game stinks" ads in there.
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I have heard of, but not seen, those ads.
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Going all Twilight on their neck in a featureless white void is probably a little over the line.
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So wait... you're going to find me a chick not based on a finger-length personality test but based on whether I think finger-length personality tests are legitimate? That's rather narrow, don't you think?
"How did you two meet?"
"Well, we both thought that if my ring finger were longer than my pointer finger then I would be moody and irritable, and the rest is history!"
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New from Nintendo... Personal Trainer: Website Translation.
Going all Twilight on their neck in a featureless white void is probably a little over the line.
Twilight was full of featureless white people, so I suppose it's justified.
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You would think that "Chedda" could spend his $5000 a month to improve his life so he didn't need free government money on some non-ugly glasses.
Almost actually ROFL-ed.
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I just noticed that "Chedda" has red eyes.
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Respect Chedda; Chedda's the next small-time 4chan meme. I can feel it in my bones.
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Chedda's gonna need that cheddar if he wants to play Super Mario Bros. with gimped physics and extra buttons.
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Babies HATE batman Ringtones.
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what the
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LOL! Has anyone ever heard of b3ta (http://b3ta.com)? It's a British messageboard. There is a talk board, a link board and the main board which is mainly for pictures. This week, the image challenge is advertising the unusual. Here is some stuff from the challenge.
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How do you find the IQ of a fictional character?
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It's easy, just ask J. K. Rowling.
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From this (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=12284.0) topic.
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How do you find the IQ of a fictional character?
Could just be Daniel Radcliffe's IQ.
Babies HATE batman Ringtones.
Until now, that picture had never loaded for me (rather, I didn't bother to let it). Now that I see it... WTD.
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I'd believe that name a lot more if the picture didn't say "Urban Rivals" so much as it said "Pokemon: Harry Potter Edition".
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My family and I have agreed that, though the name "Pedi-File" would've been more accurate, it may not have attracted many customers via infomercials.
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What does the bailout have to do with Obama in a tuxdress?
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WHAT THE FREAK IS THIS POO?!?
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Before, this just seemed like another confusing gorefest with a few token sexy scenes and a gimmick. Now, with this tagline... well, I don't know what to believe.
Seriously, what is it? Killer miners?
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One killer miner.
Well, it looks like two if you're wasted.
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It's a good thing they had that arrow, otherwise I wouldn't know which kid they were referring to.
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Looks like someone sprayed pixels all over it.
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Well, like I'm going to get any better at socializing when you insult me in front of a crowd.
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He's back!
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Land a Rich Man
We Only Accept Men Who Can Prove They Make at Least $100,000 a Year.
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Good, now I can complete my witch's brew!
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Most ads say to click here.
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Hey, isn't that (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fthumb%2F7%2F7e%2FTheartist.jpg%2F15px-Theartist.jpg&hash=d963e5a61294782858c58270d595942c)?
Super Mario Bros for Tuba
free pdf download watch this music being performed!
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Maybe... (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2009/01/28/2009-01-28_hey_bam_thats_not_the_door.html)
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I guess he's smarter than Harry Potter.
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Hey, it's Static Shock!
Get it, cos he's black.
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You beat me to it!
EDIT: I felt awkward not posting an ad... and right after I posted, guess what was at the top of the page?
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I've heard that Google's ads track users across different sites and serve ads to those people based on Google's apparent browsing history for that person.
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If this is the case, I think you've got some explaining to do.
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But doesn't BBW mean Big Black Woman? I mean, I suppose she could have some African ancestry, like FDR, but... I wouldn't exactly call her black.
And she doesn't look all that big either.
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I've heard that Google's ads track users across different sites and serve ads to those people based on Google's apparent browsing history for that person.
That's why I delete most of my cookies...
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I've heard that Google's ads track users across different sites and serve ads to those people based on Google's apparent browsing history for that person.
So that's why I've been getting ads like this:
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I'm not sure an ad about giant walking beets with arms and human heads would make me want to buy their seeds.
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Um... are there some numbers missing from there?
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What do you mean?
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Apparently she divided 6 by _ and got , and times _ is Butt.
Also, there's no way that arm is attached to her body.
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Looks to me like [head covers something] minus square root of six over three. And then she's still writing.
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That'd be a pretty sloppily written square root symbol, and she's writing pretty high up for that to be a continuation. The only thing I can figure is that her head is covering up a 2 and it's one of those upside down division things.
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The woman is snorting the chalk off the board! Check just under her nose!
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Apparently she divided 6 by _ and got , and times _ is Butt.
I LOLd.
I'm not sure an ad about giant walking beets with arms and human heads would make me want to buy their seeds.
Bad memories of Monkeybone... coming back!
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Where's the other arm and eye?
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Continuing the Obama trend,
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I always knew Obama was younger than he looks. Or actually is.
And apparently McCain is secretly my dad's age.
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Advertise in Dreams
Creating Oneirological Advertising The stuff dreams are made out of
www.tipado.com
If I start getting ads in my dreams, please shoot me.
Play Mario Games
Search that Pays You Back. Search Now & Save on Playstation 2!
Search.Live.com/cashback
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If I start getting ads in my dreams, please shoot me.
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I dont want to know what that's supposed to mean.
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Conflict of interest much? Especially since they're apparently using her After picture.
Incidentally, anyone else think she looked a lot better before she looked anorexic?
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0_o
...I thought she looked familiar. Well, that happens all the time...
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Speaking of conflict of interest:
Play Mario Games
Search that Pays You Back. Search Now & Save on Playstation 2!
Search.Live.com/cashback
The only way it could be more confused would be if I saw it on Firefox running on Windows CE on the Dreamcast, using an adapter to control it with a Pippin controller.
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I use that setup to play L4D.
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For the last hour, every time I check the Last Unread Topics page, I get this ad.
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There was a banner ad for one of those survey things on GoNintendo earlier. It had a ? Block lookalike on it.
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What is that thing below Boba Fett's head?
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I don't know about you guys, but if I saw someone wearing this shirt I'd hit them with the tire iron I'm going to start carrying around in case I see anyone wearing this shirt. (language warning) (http://trollshop.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/Article/Index/article/advice-dog-3676503)
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Remind me never to create a 4chan meme lest my creation give money unjustly to freeloaders.
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That's why I make sure my humor is never catchy; I can't stand seeing one of my babies become a meme.
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We gotta get TEM in here pronto. If he were dead, he'd be spinning in his grave.
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>:(
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I know I just posted this in another topic, but it somehow seems to fit here.
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Yesterday (I believe it was on the SNUCK thread), I encountered this bizzare trio:
Hyphy Quiz
So you think you know Hyphy? Take the Quiz & prove yourself!
QuizChallenge.net
Keak Da Sneak Copium Tracks
Great Deals! Thousands of Stores Buy Smart and Save with Confidence
shopping.yahoo.com
Een uitstapje?
Maak een ontspannen uitstapje naar Disneyland Parijs.
www.disneylandparis.nl
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If she's really cold, she should put some pants on.
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@ Boba Fett shirts: TEM, you should sue them. Literally. They're stealing your copyrighted material and profiting from it. A person's original art/work/etc. is automatically copyrighted by him or her unless he or she specifically states otherwise. What they're doing is totally illegal.
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Since when did TEM copyright it?
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If you create something (photograph, artwork, written work, etc.), it's automatically copyrighted by you, even if you never specifically said it's copyrighted by you. TEM made the picture (and took the photograph from which it was made, I believe); therefore it's © TEM, and he owns the rights to the picture.
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I wonder if that would hold up in court. I mean, it should, but on the other hand, it's 4chan lolz
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"The court will now hear the case of TEM v. Trollshop Shirts..."
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I do think that TEM should sue, for real, or, failing that, get them to settle out of court for something approaching their total profit made off the Boba Fett shirts. Of course, that would pretty much squeeze all funniness out of the picture, so it's a case of cursed if you do, cursed if you don't.
The moral?
Memes suck.
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In the spirit of Harvey Ball I decided to let it enter the public domain.
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Memes take in air sharply.
Fixed. Hey, just trying to help Sapphira.
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Wait what the heck? Sapphira is editing posts that are already covered by the autocensor?
There are certain expressions that have existed for quite some time that don't need to be edited, especially when they are already censored for those who use the censor.
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It's even funnier since it's a BIBLICAL EXPRESSION.
Holy crap, sometimes I really want to leave this forum.
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How can anybody, aside from perhaps serial killers, be "unfit to date", and how is that determined by anybody?
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Maybe if they're married... or sterile... or Polish...
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There was a banner ad for one of those survey things on GoNintendo earlier. It had a ? Block lookalike on it.
Got it!
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It's those schizophrenic members that have multiple accounts. That is who they are deleting.
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Apparently I'm the kind of drunk that drinks liquified LSD. And is probably one of the varieties of female Naruto.
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This banner implies that there aren't different kinds of drunks, but different kinds of being drunk. Hmm.
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Online breathalyzers are indeed an untapped market.
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Not a perfect crop, but...
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How can anybody, aside from perhaps serial killers, be "unfit to date", and how is that determined by anybody?
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Whoops.
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Never forget, right?
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*waits for someone to make a worthy joke about trolling supermarkets*
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I swear to God I saw both of those ads today and said "maybe I should post those." Great minds mock alike, I guess.
As for trolling supermarkets, they do sell Spam...
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Any other takers?
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I object to the racial implications of that ad.
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Ditch Mario, Play as Rafa
Sick of playing kids' games? Play w/ pros in EA Grand Slam Tennis
tennis.easports.com
OH SNAP
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THE GAUNTLET HAS BEEN THROWN MY FRIENDS
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Really? I mean... really?
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I know, right. What's an ad about power ballads without Poison?
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MOTORIN
WHATS YOUR PRICE FOR FLITE
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Broads deserve to be free.
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This showed up on the "Interesting Facts About You" thread (guess why):
Anti Pirate Water Cannons
Stop pirates from gaining access to your ship or yacht today!
www.piratesafe.com
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Go out! To hunt! And! Satisfy! Your thirst!
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Shrooms
DARK Mushroom Spore Syringes Exotic Strains From The Globe
www.earthstongue.com
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That's the plot for the next Michael Crichton novel.
...too soon?
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Too soon to start joking about a dead guy?
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At times like this, can you say anything but "weird"?
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Sign up for Ann Coulter, now Ann Coulter-free!
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...too soon?
Or too late?
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You'd have to pay me to read Ann Coulter.
EDIT: Found on the Nuclear Weapons thread:
Terrorism Studies Degree
Online terrorism studies program. Earn a certificate. Apply online.
www.apus.edu/terrorism-studies
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^Ninjobama? ...Wut?
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v Sexy Yoda
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^ Samauri Jack? ^ I can't actually click this
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This was on Something Awful, and I assumed at first it was a gag ad. Oh, it's not.
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EDIT: Concerning plentyoffish.com, I just figured out that it's supposed to be "Plenty of Fish", not "Plenty Offish". I assumed it referred to the physical attractiveness of those who would visit the site, "offish" being an adjective denoting homely looks. Of course, that seemed somewhat self-detrimental, but I supposed that was a gimmick of sorts.
EDIT 2:
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This is what happens when you let the Sunday School class design your dating website's banner.
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EDIT: Okay, well... at least for me, that's not working, so here's some more:
Antivirus 360 Removal
So Easy My Granny Can Do it Takes 2 Minutes - Learn How Now!
Spyware-Assistance.org
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...The only question being, "Do you like this ad?"
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It's pretty GAYCORE if you know what I mean.
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I still like this one.
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Are these images supposed to be related? Is this one of Sergei Eisenstein's experiments with montage?
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Queso?
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8 out of 10 guys try to get to second base with the girl while she's still inside the computer. Don't be like those guys. Be patient.
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This one killed me.
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Um, how bout none of them?
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I think some of my testosterone just died.
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I'm guessing you'd have to smell pretty strong to smell like anything at all to him. Doesn't
Edward Cullen Robert Pattiwhatever not wash his hair? Like, ever? Weren't the people on the set supposedly complaining about it? At least that's what I heard.
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Would you ever wash your hair again if it had touched his hunky head?
I would. Five hundred times.
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It's supposed to be from the book. Like he can smell blood and if you're Bella than your blood is supposed to smell heavenly or some crap. I'm not a Twilight fan, but it's a reference from the book.
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Wait, is Edward Cullen the name of the actor or the character? Or both?
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Character.
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Robert Pattison (or something) is the actor. He played Cedric Diggory in The Goblet of Fire and I guess they've got him set as Salvador Dali for some movie...
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I consider myself lucky. Right now all I'm getting is an ad for DS games being sold on eBay.
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My wife read the book and made me sit through the movie. I was not impressed.
Though, that line when they were out playing baseball was pretty funny. You brough a snack.
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Right as I enter this thread...
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Cue flood of emo girls in three, two...
EDIT: Oh, look, an alternate version.
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The Twilight movie was funny, unintentionally though, cause it wasn't supposed to be.
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Because discussing whether Billy Joe or Nick Jonas is cuter is so very interesting.
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Not so lucky today. I've got an ad for Twilight vs Harry Potter. I don't give two dragonballs about either.
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Also, there's an eBay ad right now for these pink Wii Wheels, but eBay ads are all weird and stuff so I'd have to just do Print Screen and upload and blah blah to show the whole thing and I'm not in the mood right now.
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OMG def Jonas Bros theyre so hawt I love them.
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Haha.
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Must be a pretty slow rise--I've been going to school with those chumps for about five years.
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Is that really emo hair? I thought their thing was that they were sad. That looks like goofy happy hair.
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Yeah, that looks more like hippie Medusa to me.
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Who cares? We all know who the real hearthrobs in music are:
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Marilyn Manson looks kind of like David Bowie if he'd been dead for ten years.
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What's all this about Marilyn Manson? The above images are of Elton John, your mom and Keith Richards. Seriously.
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Marilyn Manson
Post #666!!!!!
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That hair looks more like scene than anything else.
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scene
I still can't believe there's a sub-subculture that's just Pompous Rainbow Emos.
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I still can't believe there's a sub-subculture that's just Pompous Rainbow Emos.
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Yeah, I know what it looks like (I'm assuming that's why you posted that).
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Nah, I just posted it cause I wanted to put a picture with your quote.
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Yeah, that actually looks pretty cool. The one in the banner is just silly, though. I kinda prefer the face of the banner lady, but I have a feeling she's a guy. Then again, I guess the odds of that are just as good with the other picture too, so... yeah.
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In that case, I'm glad I didn't go with my Plan B post: "I'd hit that."
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What about her?
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Eh.
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Come on Brian, you know you would.
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Is that the same, uh, person?
New thread proposal: People post pictures of girls and I critique.
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I'll do it but your critiques are going to need to be a heck of a lot better than
Eh.
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Okay, maybe critique was too strong a word.
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I'd hit that two ways to Sunday!
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Maybe you'd like her better with straight hair.
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Hey, as long as she and her hair are disease-free and above the age of consent her country of origin, I'm all up for some.
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If I don't start seeing some less androgynous pictures this thread's going to have to be changed to "What Is Up With These Lads?"
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Maybe she's a little flat, but you still can't deny that she's totally a girl.
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Don't hit it!--
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SPOILER ALERT
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At the risk of losing some man-cred, I actually kinda like their music.
I wouldn't hit it, though.
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Saying you like Tokio Hotel will lose you more man-cred than being a woman.
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Someone please tell me that's not the same guy those last four pictures were of... (sans Ackbar)
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So, what exactly is it that draws girls to guys who look more effeminate than they themselves? It'd be nice if there were actual girls on the internet so we could enquire with one about this matter.
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You'll have to settle for the FBI agents posing as them.
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This thread proves that life is one dangerous game.
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You'll have to settle for the FBI agents posing as them.
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You rang?
My apologies for my recent habit of posting quasi-topical images with every comment I submit. Anyways...
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So, what exactly is it that draws girls to guys who look more effeminate than they themselves? It'd be nice if there were actual girls on the internet so we could enquire with one about this matter.
Some girls like extremely meterosexual guys. Bill Kraulitz swears up and down that he's straight which is debatable as far as I'm concerned. He also sings and girls tend to be attracted to guys who sing/make music/rap, no matter how they look. Take Lil Wayne for example.
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I've seen a lot of girls talking about how hot it would be if Bill did it with his twin brother (who's also in the band). So there's that. Implied twincest yaoi is big in Germany, apparently.
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World Peace is Coming
Peace is coming to this war torn world. Here is the good news.
RealTruth.org/World_To_Come
Oh, good.
Coffee Fool Exposed
A shocking secret coffee co's don't want you to know.
www.coffeefool.com
I picture a jester crossed with a barista.
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Dude, it's not just over there. Girls here like...Jonascest
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ITS FIVE, COUNTING THE WORD EYE
IM SO BADASS
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ITS FIVE, COUNTING THE WORD EYE
IM SO BADASS
there are is in american and this you lose
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It's not so much the ad as it is the game itself. Has anyone heard of this game and, if so, can someone please fill me in on what in the world is going on here?
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I saw it on Destructoid. It's some sort of bad-guy RTS/Dig Dug thing.
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Yeah, but... is that really the name?
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Good thing it's free. Otherwise, they'd have to... Pay to Gay.
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I get this weird feeling that if you took all three guys and combined their features you'd get Vince Offer.
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There's one set of nuts I won't be loving.
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OH MY GOODNESS -- LEGO SLAPCHOP
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"You're gonna love my bricks!"
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That's probably the greatest thing I've seen in recent memory.
On a separate note, I think the guy's name is Vince Shlomi... and I've had this urge to see some sort of crossover between him and Vince Clortho's (incarnate via Louis Tully) dialogue in GhostBusters.
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Last I checked his name was Vinz Clortho.
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He was born in Israel as Vince Shlomi, but changed it to "Offer" to match his fast-talkin' salesperson persona in America. However, there have been rumours that he intends to change his name to Vince "IHireProstitutesAndPayThemInBeatings" Offer to capitalize on his latest claim to fame (http://www.ottawacitizen.com/Technology/ShamWow+arrested+after+hotel+fight+with+woman+Smoking/1436935/story.html).
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You do realize she tried to bite off his tongue, right? Whenever someone beats up a hooker, no one considers that it was the hooker's fault.
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You've got a point there, guy. At any rate, the matter was resolved within four frames of verbal exchange.
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Ho had it comin'. Ain't no ***** gonna try and bite my boy Vince's tongue off.
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You say it, mah nizzle. Fight the power.
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Unless it's part of the joke, what would trigger a German ad for The Hangover?
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We'd better not be going back and doing old bad ads, now...
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I'm sold. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMj4R5PeOvI)
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If it comes with that Swedish narrator, I'm sold as well. Ees goot to know dat eets safe for da genitals, ya?
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I watched with no sound and I feel uncomfortable.
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay.
You really need to see this attached one in action to get the full effect, though. Let me know when you see it in its natural habitat (I found it while looking up Magic School Bus fanfics on fanfiction.net, if that helps).
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I see nothing wrong with that last one.
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I double taked when I saw this.
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Well, Kuromatsu beat me to it, but...
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In the immortal words of that awkward Punch-Out!! promo, HELLZ YEAH!
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...Has anyone played it?
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Where's the link?
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Oh, come on. The land of the True North, Strong and Free has at least another decade or two before this becomes correct:
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Canada joined the Organization of American States (OAS) in 1990.
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Everyone's cashing in on MJ's death now.
I keep reading their slogan like it's supposed to be like "We put the 'America' in 'Hats.'" when there's no 'America' in 'Hats.'
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So, those one cent stocks turn into 6 cent stocks! Wow.
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Recycled from YLYL Thread, but I always thought it was pretty hilarious.
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There's a series of these on myspace, all featuring different creeps:
<img src="http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr176/its_brailey/Picture2.png>
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He looks like a fine, upstanding gentleman. I'd have him date my daughter any day... or date me, for that matter! Oho!
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I lost RONG THRED giggle
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I find it funny Super Mario Flash is getting ads here and other places... I found out about it a year and a half ago, and for a month or two it was the coolest thing.
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I'm assuming they deliver it from other peoples' heads, and that big picture is the "before"?
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Now we're talking
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It's all-gay, bro.
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I pity the antiquated oldster in search of a vacation who assumes that means "happy".
Also, sex sells, but am I the only one who thinks those Evony ads are unsubtle to the point of being off-putting?
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They were tolerable in my books until they began using a Mariah Carey lookalike:
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I think that's a blank face with eyes painted on.
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Who's looking at the face?
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...Well, me.
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The disco stick long florescent light bulb was actually changing colors...
I want to post all of the AA ads in here. They're all so unnecessary.
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I immediately thought of Lady Ga Ga.
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I want to take a ride on your disco stick, ShadowBrian.
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The feeling is mutual, I assure you.
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Lord Voldemont Fan?
Don't Miss New FOX Show "Glee" Premieres Sept 16th at 9/8c on FOX
fox.com/glee (http://fox.com/glee)
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*shot*
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I was chuckling, but then stopped when I hit the 9. :/
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People will catch on when they follow through with that and realize the controller is larger than their GameCube.
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By the way, in case anyone didn't realize it, Bing is the new name of Microsoft Live Search.
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Lol.
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The supposedly un-confused and straightforward search engine.
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I don't understand the problem with Google. It works fine as long as you're not a moron.
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Microsoft thinks you're a moron then.
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That would explain a lot.
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Not sure if this has been posted before, and I didn't feel like going back through all 51 pages to check.
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The bush in the bottom right completely ruins the illusion in that version of the picture.
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I think I lost in several ways.
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The bush in the bottom right completely ruins the illusion in that version of the picture.
It's a tattoo.
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The bush
Irony ahoy, cap'n!
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The only Spanish phrases you need to survive are "Necesito comida," "Necesito agua," "Lo siento, soy americano," and "Tengo el montezuma." And "Por favor, no habla tan rapido" can help too.
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I haven't seen any of those "Evony" ads for the last few days. Which is a relief.
I remember when those ads first appeared and got progressively more suggestive. I imagine this was the thought process of the people putting out those ads...
"OK, we've just made a totally generic online game! Let's put out an ad with a knight on it to make it look cool!"
"...No one's signed up? All right, let's a put a girl on there instead and see what we get."
"...Still nothing? Let's make that girl a lot more suggestive. That'll get people!"
"...No one again? All right. Let's fill the entire ad with that suggestive lady and just put the name in one little corner."
"...Still no one? OK, forget it."
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Actually not a terrible game. Only the ads are awful.
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You're saying you fell for them? Suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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You're saying you fell for them?
the ads are awful.
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Evony: Recommended by Kingdom Hearts-loving religious fundamentalist ultro-conservatives everywhere so you know it's good
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Unsuccessful Trolling: Reccomended by fatties who love to play with their Easy Bake ovens everywhere so yeah
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Unsuccessful Comebacks: They're funny so keep making them.
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FALRLGALGHLAGLHALRRGLA: GLAHRFLRLFALGRLALFGRL
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Colons: Only Weegee bolds them.
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Details: Only CrossEyed notices them. And thinks that three is an odd number.
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Crappy Motivational Poster Parodies: What these posts are starting to resemble.
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I was just thinking the exact same thing: I was.
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Look at this duck: Look at it.
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These ads: What is up with them?
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Airplane Food: What's up with that?
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Well, I'd at least like to thank SolidShroom for being the first person to put me in a faux-motivational poster.
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Is CrossEyed7 aware that you have to click on an attached image to make it more visible?
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What is the point of attachments, anyway?
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For people who dont want to take the extra minute and a half to go on imageshack.
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I'm suddenly imagining some language where everyone talks like a motivational poster.
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Motivationese: The language of champions.
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Is Transformers 2 Racist?
Mudflap And Skidz Are Just The Tip Of The Iceberg. Discuss.
www.UGO.com
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Actually, Mudflap and Skidz are just about as racist as the movie gets. Which is to say, very very racist.
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I do hope no one is being serious when they talk about those two being racist.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net%2Fatoms%2F0a%2Fe4%2F87%2Fdf%2F0ae487df1a5044b2b95ecbb239bb3e20.gif&hash=2892a14e418424a131357ed1050ebe47)
On a related note, along with Transporter 3, my mom rented and liked Twilight while "the rest of us" were on the 50-miler. And then she watched with my dad.
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Watching Twilight will turn you into a girl. This has been proven.
And Mudflap and Skidz/s act exactly like stereotypes of inner-city black people, complete with oversized gold teeth and ears. I don't care if they're not human, that's some blackface minstrel-show [dukar] right there.
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Obviously he's not wearing his Compression Boxers.
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Or he was looking at Lizard Dude when he posed for the ad.
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Or that's where they compress to.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg522.imageshack.us%2Fimg522%2F4028%2Fevonyboooooooobs.png&hash=3be52a7b67b0650556c65d44b32d1fbe)
They're just trying too hard now.
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The irony is that there's probably not any even mildly suggestive content in the game. Did you find that on TMK?
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Nope. Found it while looking for a torrent of Fist of God by MSTRKRFT.
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I think I almost lost.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fb1.adbrite.com%2Fiads%2F327308.jpg&hash=b7fc4234527b75842e9220e835cdf4c0) (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flh5.ggpht.com%2F_z3qOPdy0bWw%2FSogz1grGvFI%2FAAAAAAAACZs%2FYUImEMZE2vs%2Fs800%2Flikegirls.png&hash=20c8f7d62e64debbf602359b66a9d139)
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I did some research, and... wait, so that Evony ad is real?
It's not a banner ad, but speaking of controversial advertisements (http://gamepolitics.com/2009/08/11/report-porn-ads-game-mags-uk-publisher)...
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fb1.adbrite.com%2Fiads%2F327308.jpg&hash=b7fc4234527b75842e9220e835cdf4c0) (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flh5.ggpht.com%2F_z3qOPdy0bWw%2FSogz1grGvFI%2FAAAAAAAACZs%2FYUImEMZE2vs%2Fs800%2Flikegirls.png&hash=20c8f7d62e64debbf602359b66a9d139)
So, if I like girls I'll be able to socialize and connect with people who also like girls.
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Was Jesus a Jew?
He believed there is a devil! See how He became the supreme Jew.
www.paulamoses.com
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I'm thinking there's a hidden world between those gates, if you know what I mean.
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You just made that yourself, didn't you?
Wassup with Advertising?
Listen & talk with the leaders. Register Now- be there Apr 24th!
www.adwakening2009.com
I'm A Fungi T-Shirt
Get It On A T-Shirt, Hoodie, Or Bag All Sizes For Men, Women, & Kids.
www.NoiseBot.com
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Sadly, no.
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Be Hero With Super Mario
Super Mario's Online Adventures. Play Now w/Free Games Toolbar!
SuperMario.Inbox.com
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Wassup with Advertising?
This should be this thread's new title.
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Hello Kitty Must Die
View our Hello Kitty Parody Store Buy Fun Clothing and Apparel Here
GoodbyeKitty.net
It just occurred to me that this would be a good thread for adbots to hide in.
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As you've all probably guessed, the game Evony isn't all that popular and so they keep changing the ads to be increasingly provactive and increasingly less descriptive. Well, it looks like they still aren't doing that well, because take a look at this...
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Translation: DO NOT PLAY EVONY.
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Eventually it's just going to be a looped gif of two naked chicks making out with no words or slogans on it anywhere.
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My Husband Almost Died...
When I earned $48,842 in 30 days. & Now he works for ME! I proved...
Plan-B-Pros.com/Real-Home-Business
How many things can you find wrong with this? I count at least 6.
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Oh my god.
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WUT WUT TO THE HIZZY
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As you've all probably guessed, the game Evony isn't all that popular
Maybe not, but I've seen Evony mentioned on every site I go to that's remotely related to videogames. It's just like PETA. The ads are so "bad" that everyone is constantly discussing them. Well guess what.
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Two people at my work play that game, one nerdy dude and one kind of hot chick. When I catch them talking about it I say, "sure is nerdy over here all of a sudden."
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Objectification of women, lol (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evony#Advertising_campaign)
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"sure is nerdy over here all of a sudden."
I say that whenever anybody brings up anime, comic books, video games besides Mario, Tetris and Halo, movies more than a month old, music I don't listen to, or jokes I don't get around me.
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Two people at my work play that game, one nerdy dude and one kind of hot chick. When I catch them talking about it I say, "sure is nerdy over here all of a sudden."
The bolded part raises more questions than answers.
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Free Mario Protection
AVG LinkScanner® Scans For Threats Before You Click. Get It Free Now!
LinkScanner.AVG.com/Free_Security
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That looks more like free Link protection than Mario protection...
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http://forum.starmen.net/forum/General/Discussion/Hot-singles-are-waiting-for-me/page/1/ (http://forum.starmen.net/forum/General/Discussion/Hot-singles-are-waiting-for-me/page/1/)
/\ Relevancy!
Also, whilst watching The Simpsons on the comp IN A COMPLETELY LEGAL MANNER I SWEAR, I came across an Evony ad when I paused.
I seriously think they've been stooping WAY too low for the ad campaign. I can seriously imagine some 45 year old loser clicking the ad all like YES YES FREEPO- aw, just some freakin' online game for nerds!
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I played Evony for a while, I'm not ashamed to say. Pretty fun, but dreadfully boring once you get so far into it.
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The (de-)Evolution of Evony Ads:
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.gawker.com%2Fassets%2Fimages%2Fgawker%2F2009%2F07%2Fevony-ad-1-thumb.jpg&hash=71189050d6132461ab9054d1043de936)
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.teamteabag.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F07%2Fevony-ad-5.jpg&hash=c514b343c2a34ccfc280d3d49a9d7848)
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi29.tinypic.com%2F6zx9c2.jpg&hash=53e47732c09eb81a21703b912670a578)
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Fun fact: The actual game doesn't even feature any women aside from the player's avatar (http://www.onlinemassivelymultiplayer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/civony.jpg), if the player feels so inclined as to be depicted as one.
EDIT FOR CLARITY: The linked image features a logo saying "Civony", which is just Evony's old name.
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The devolution was a bit more gradual than that, but props for piecing that together. In fact, somebody should make a comprehensive timeline of every Evony ad for comparative purposes.
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A semi-complete, uh, list (http://gawker.com/5313579/everything-wrong-with-the-internet-in-one-gaming-banner-ad-campaign/gallery/?skyline=true&s=x) (Weegee pretty much covered it, though I thought----and I suppose it would make sense, but who knows--those last two would be in reverse order).
Yeah, as I understand it, it's just a sucky medival sim literally cobbled together from various other games in both style and substance.
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What???
Are we going back in time now?
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Video Games Accessories
Nintenodo Wii, Playstation 3, Xbox. 360 Accessories & more!
stores.shop.ebay.com/JPM-Sol
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lol, wimmin
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It's CrossEyed7 2000. He's bigger, better, faster and stronger than he was before.
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Finally Weegee and I can sanctify our bond.
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Can it really be sanctified if it's already been consummated?
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HAREM Pants- Wear 3 ways
High quality fabrics & construction Wear as Pant, Skirt or Jumper
GirlSkirtMission.Com
I might actually get some of those if they were cheaper. They look comfortable.
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Those pants were specifically created to make combination "harem"/"3 ways" jokes. This is a fact.
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Oh, the word "harem" brings back such memories...
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#6: Have your kid kiss your bellybutton?
Additonally... I was trying to find a place to discuss this (http://nintendodpad.com/Welcome/News/Entries/2009/8/26_Nintendo_trying_hard_to_teach_the_uninformed.html), until I realized this was the perfect thread. So... I don't know. If you go by the generally accepted belief that there are casuals and gamers, then this just seems incredibly pointless no matter who is considered to be the target of these, uh--I guess they're ads. Do casuals know or care about Metacritic game scores? Would any Wii gamer not already own or want to own Super Mario Galaxy and Twilight Princess--and if they don't, would an insert like this really sway them?
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This ad shew up on the Racism As Comedy thread.
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Once you cash Black, you'll never cash back.
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That kid looks so skeptical about kissing the belly.
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He's passing secret messages to the fetus.
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Unhappy with Disney's purchase of Marvel? It can be undone for five dollars.
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Is that LD?
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Perhaps.
I've been getting the strangest emails recently. Shouldn't these be going to Glorb's account on HotMales.com instead of my Hotmail?
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"Grab yours"? Grab your what? I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
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Perhaps.
I've been getting the strangest emails recently. Shouldn't these be going to Glorb's account on HotMales.com instead of my Hotmail?
That's the last time I let Weegee use my HotMales account.
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One of these things doesn't belong.
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The black Yoshi *****?
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IT'S AN ENERGY DRINK.
GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE CANADIAN GUTTER.
GOSH.
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One of these things doesn't belong.
True, but after looking at Peach Super Mario Bros Sexy Adult, my thing be long.
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Oh[darn] I found my new fav Brian quote.
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The monster...
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Yes, some do call it that.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_j-MGF3eWgHU%2FSKx1XfZUyPI%2FAAAAAAAAAIE%2FsT6yDYPvhc8%2Fs400%2Flil_jon_yeah11.jpg&hash=f12b0c1911d74286f750695751b9d6a5)
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OKAAAAY!!
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To summarize,
One of these things doesn't belong.
True, but after looking at Peach Super Mario Bros Sexy Adult, my thing be long.
The monster...
Yes, some do call it that.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthefurtiveglance.com%2Fwordpress%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F12%2Frim-shot-johnny-utah.jpg&hash=ed56fca01873ef7d3b13a78ae2454a28) (http://instantrimshot.com/)
OH LORD I LOVE THIS FORUM
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You have now linked to this (http://instantrimshot.com/).
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Me and my not thinking before I post...
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MVL Takeover Unfair?
Unhappy with the takeover of Marvel? Know your rights?
www.zlk.com
I must've missed the amendment that protects us from being annoyed by corporate takeovers.
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Me and my not thinking before I post...
...around horny 12-year-old boys.
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Found on TVTropes:
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Gahh, so freaking sick of Twilight (Taylor Lautner is hot, though...).
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"Twi-Hard"... I guess that's an awful pun on "try hard"? And what kind of Twilight Story could anybody have? "My boyfriend has sharp incisors?" "I was walking down the street next to where they had been filming a scene the other day"?
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Well I was assuming a DIe Hard/Twilight crossover but
*sigh*
oh well.
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free*
*except for the part where you have to pay us money
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Are you among the 77.7%, or in Glorb's case, the %77.7 percent?
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Because every wealthy guy needs somebody to be a suger daddy to.
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I started looking at that ad the second Morgan left the room and felt really dirty.
That's your cue, Weegee.
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Morgan Freeman?
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Contests Are Easy To Win
Discover Secrets From Only Person That Has Won Every Contest...
www.TheWinningSage.com
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I tried to post some ad here yesterday that was talking about how Bill Gates was worried about some huge Microsoft problem, but the site was being weird, so here's part of another ad instead:
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa335%2FTrevornater%2FDOUGH.jpg%3Ft%3D1254321494&hash=8f91292d69c5de7b419410c8827ed25a)
EDIT: I'm not even freaking kidding...
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He is the prettiest boy I've ever seen who claims that he's straight.
And this ad cracks me up every time:
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I love this page so much.
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This one's from SomethingAwful--and it's legit.
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The Dark Knight...it looks horrendous!
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Little Girl Panties
Shop the Children's Shop At Your Local JCPenney Store
JCPenney.com
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Please assure us that you found that ad somehwere other than here...
Somewhere it could be expected, like Mr. Wiggles' blog.
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I forgot to vote, ya cornhole.
You can thank my expertly-placed words for that.
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Don't be dissn' Cornhole. It's pretty fun.
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I get the joke (not that it's funny), but still, is the best ad-image for an indie dating site a bull taking a dump? This makes the generic fish pictures and bad romantic art seem good.
EDIT:
Pee Your Pants
Free Funny Videos Watch People Embarrass Themselves!
www.FunnyOrDie.com
It's an uncomfortable proposition, but if I had to choose between peeing my pants or being killed, I suppose I'd lean towards the former.
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Oh, God, am I ever sick of those ads--especially since this one appears to actually be "Turn Your Cartoon into a Self".
And CE7: That's one of those shirts, perhaps much like this (http://www.jinx.com/men/shirts/geek/buffy_staked_edward.html?catid=3&cs=2&csd=3), that I think would be incredibly awesome to have if it suddenly materialized in front of me, but to spend money on it and have the joke probably become culturally obslete in a while... nah.
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this (http://www.jinx.com/men/shirts/geek/buffy_staked_edward.html?catid=3&cs=2&csd=3)
I have that shirt.
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This kid wouldn't last a day on a real pirate ship.
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I'm pretty sure both of those are drawings.
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The one on the left actually looks like a photograph.
And now for your viewing pleasure...
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"Kingory": The Asian Evony?
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Evony is Asian-owned in the first place, isn't it?
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Heck if I know, but... well, if you've seen the ad I'm talking about, you'll know.
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"Kingory": The Asian Evony?
I really thought you said "avian". I was trying to picture what you were talking about...
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A RTS in which you build airships and enlist jet-pack soldiers would actually be pretty awesome.
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When you consider it, it's terribly ironic that he confused "Asian" with "avian".
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Endorsed by Rick Astley!
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One of these things does not belong:
EDIT: A new ad approaches.
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Finally an add that's actually "what is up with these ads" and not just EVERY AD THAT PEOPLE SEE.
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Lizard Dude was just known as Dude before discovering said secret.
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What is there to say, really?
...Well, besides the fact that Weegee's been vindicated (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=9813.msg561156#msg561156).
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When, exactly, did "Obama ask moms to return to school", and why do the ads in question seem to usually feature ravers?
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I keep seeing ones like...
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Wait, what is it again?
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...
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In this day and age, I'd be alarmed if nobody knew. Heck, "Would you do a Vampire?" sounds like a more pertinent question.
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TONIGHT WE DINE AT HOME: WHO NEEDS ALL THOSE EMPTY CALORIES
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Not sure how they got my picture for the ad, but whatevs.
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She's always watching you.
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Need I remind everyone about the Snuggie?
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ONE GOAT AT A TIME PEOPLE
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Was this made on a ZX Spectrum?
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You could ask the makers of the ad, but they probably won't remember.
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Oh that's bad.
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Too soon, man.
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Oh, now that's funny.
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One, two, Freddy's coming for you...
P.S. Susan Boyle
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Haha, that's awesome.
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what about the "touch n' brush"?
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...what?
EDIT: site is nsfw.
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Guys, I think I won.
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Ahhhh jesus i can't look someone tell me what the claim number is
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33AT*seizures*
I've been hoping to find this ad again for a long time... and at last!
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Didn't he retire?
33ATF, Glorb.
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This just in: Evony has reverted to their legitimate advertisements. Of course, that doesn't make the game any better.
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What is that game anyways?
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I think it's a poor man's Stronghold disguised as interactive softcore porn.
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Correction: It's a poor man's Stronghold formerly disguised as interactive softcore porn. It's just a shame that one can now no longer "play secretly forever".
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Wow, bad grammar and rip-offery of Evony. That's... wait, the post just went blank, because those ads totally cancel eachother out.
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Ugly babies can go to hell for all I care.
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I've never found human babies all that adorable.
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Only infants with Harlequin Ichthyosis are worthy of my affection.
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''Chat with guys and girls near you'' With a dancing pumpkin with vines as arms and legs. >.>
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It's too bad that this thread is constantly lost to time as the old advertisements get taken down or people just happen to block ads automatically. 95% of these ads I can't see.
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Well, then allow me to show you this fairly unnerving ad I saved to my Photobucket account, since it was Flash-based...
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I hate the internet.
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Does... does Bill Gates actually look like that without his glasses on?
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Yes. It's very similar to Superman's situation.
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I hate the internet.
I didn't think Canada had a capital.
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The more I look at that last ad I posted, the more "Bill Gates" looks like Dick van Dyke.
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That reminds me of a Far Side comic that I'm too lazy to find and reference
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Man, I could swear that was on TMK but I couldn't find it.
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Now that I think about it, the system he's playing on looks almost exactly like a Nintendo Wii on its side, except with the Power and A/V cords going into the gamecube controller slots.
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That says something about how much it looks like a featureless box. But yeah, I don't get what the thing on the side is supposed to be (looks like the Wii CD slot). Maybe that's where the Nintendo logo goes.
And they also have the kid sitting a few inches from the TV. +1 for realism.
But I thought Gary Larson put a ban on seeing Far Side comics online. *looks on Google Images* Okay, must be something else I'm thinking of, because there's a ton. Peanuts? No... well, ever since The Complete Far Side was released, I guess anybody could go out and scan up a storm of them.
*looks online more* Oh, a topic where someone asks what the joke of a certain Far Side comic is. That's always good.
For my money though, "The Prehistory of the Far Side" is still the best Far Side book I've ever owned, because you get commentary from the author on certain comics, as well as see comics that were rejected (I like the one where there's a corpse sitting at a piano and the lady says "Shh, he's decomposing") and the author's favorites.
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I remember reading somewhere that Gary Larson wasn't fond of having his comics around online.
I think he said that his comics were like his children, and coming across one online was like getting a phone call at 3AM, and hearing, "Hi, dad! Guess where I am?"
...Something like that.
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I think he said that his comics were like his children, and coming across one online was like getting a phone call at 3AM, and hearing, "Hi, dad! Guess where I am?"
"Hello dad, I'm in JAIL!! I'm calling you from JAIL!! Yeah, throw away the key, I'm in JAIL!! I'm gonna stay here! I like it here! AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!"
But yeah, I'd understand that, from the uneasiness that it could be anywhere. Though in this case it could be assumed that the Far Side comics usually appear when sophisticated humor is desperately needed (for times when the conversation isn't too technical to be interrupted by an xkcd comic). It's not like you're going to see it on an unsavory site. ...right?
*does search* okay, The Far Side is safe from furries, for now.
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Rule 34 on the Far Side, anyone?
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WeeGee, you've done far far more to /b/-ify the Fungi Forums than any of these (nonexistent) incoming new members.
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But how would you even... it would probably just be cows anyway. Earthworm Jim's got nothing on Larson when it comes to cows.
Man I wish I could see an ad so I could contribute something. I see ads at IGN but they're of the game variety type, so that doesn't help.
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head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, appl SHUT! UP!
BANG! No more ad.
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I didn't see the ad until right when I was switching pages, then it popped up on the next page too (it's a Facebook ad for the uninformed). On a side note: that doesn't look the Apple iPad to me. I wonder if she's hiding it on her person somewhere.
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I'm suddenly reminded of one of those weird fan-art/anime things that personifies electronics as sexy women.
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This is, in fact, an awesome ad. Where was this stuff like this when I was a kid?
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Sure didn't take long for the iPad jokes, huh? On the other hand, I've never seen that before. I've never seen them plaster up some woman and claim her name is (whatever product you seem to be searching for). Imagine if she said she was Princess Toadstool. Wow, Peach's got a makeover.
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Imagine if she said she was Princess Toadstool.
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Seen literally right after my last post:
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The ad itself is fine, but... well, what's the first thing you think of when you hear "black expressions"?
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Indeed. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8&feature=related)
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Man, I wish I'd thought of that.
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(Nothing to see here - Mod)
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You're going to have to read the Cracked article I got that from.
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What?
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If I were a Taylor Swift song, I'd be "You Belong With Me". It's my favorite!
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Thank you for saying what I wasn't sure I could bring myself to.
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An on-topic ad? No way...
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Is this supposed to make me want to cartoonify myself?
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For those who want to preface their romantic online chats with "ICU".
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Lol, pr0n insinuations.
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(Nothing to see here - Mod)
What a joke. Glorb's observation was exactly what the Cracked.com editors who made the image said.
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Then that just makes it unfunny and unoriginal.
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I think my superpower is to miss everything someone says before it gets edited by a mod.
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Normally I'd have said "That's all right; it'll preserve your innocence." Then I remembered who made the post.
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So did I. Well, except for the last two.
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It should read, "I saw, I conquered, I came".
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[darnit], I was saving that joke!
Well, great minds think alike. Like that time I realized George Carlin had kind of beat me to a joke about "hormones"...
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What is up with this ad? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE)
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I'm on a horse.
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Moral of the ad: If guys stop using lady-scented body wash and start using Old Spice, they can smell like the ripped black guy in the commercial.
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The moral of any ad that awesome disproves the concept of relativism.
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Actually, the moral of the ad is that anyone who uses Old Spice will become a ripped black guy.
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Ads like the Old Spice ones kind of don't count.
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Did Allstate seriously make a banner ad with the word "butt steak" in it?
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What is up with this ad? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE)
That was taken all in one shot.
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Evony 2.0, much?
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Funny you should mention Evony 2.0. Apparently it's gotten a graphics and gameplay update and it's been all over the ad space on a couple of the sites I frequent (and Neptune's Pride).
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Call of Evony: Modern Whorefare
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That's... no. You... did you...?
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What is this I don't even
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According to the URL, it's legit. Wouldn't it be incredible if the game contained all the nonexistent suggestive content of Evony?
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It doesn't. It's a joke. Which Plants vs. Zombies already did long ago.
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That's a win if ever I saw one.
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Why not both?
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They're certainly trying to get something to rise, but I don't think it's a hero.
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I won't rise, but I may kind of shift in my seat and adjust my pants.
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I found this on Cracked, on an article entitled The 5 Biggest *******s Who Ever Turned Out to Be Right. This is like a pun inside a joke inside...I don't know. But I do know Brian desperately wants to be me right now.
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Well, I do frequent Cracked, and I did see that ad (not exclusively on that article, though), so... sure.
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Because getting out of the Matrix is only a click away.
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Red button, red pill... eh, nevermind.
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Wonder Woman?
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The bottom of that ad loaded pretty slowly, so I just assumed it said "ShadowBrain's Dreams: Watch Now" for awhile.
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Dragon Ball Raging Blast
Like Action? Play the game based on Angelina Jolie's new movie, "Salt".
DayXExists.com
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What's wrong with that?
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The fact that the game only came out for Xbox 360 and PS3...and if anyone on this forum truly knows me, I'm a Nintendo man.
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So the fact that it may or may not be a Dragon Ball game with Angelina Jolie in it is perfectly normal?
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Personally, I think Angelina could kick Frieza's tail, so, yeah.
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The draft can't start up soon enough.
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As usual, gays will be taking an anti-war stance.
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"Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes" is useless in this case.
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The draft can't start up soon enough.
That's what she said.
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Oy vey, with the puns.
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COVER ME, I'M GOIN' IN.
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I'd invade those trenches.
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Weapons of mass turbation.
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"All right soldiers, listen up: When we arrive at Bangkok, our first objective should be to neutralize the feared Thai general, Master Bei-Shin."
No more, I promise.
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I would sex those women with my weiner willy and get them pretty pregnant, I think.
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Weapons of mass turbation.
I lost to You Groan, You Lose and You Laugh, You Lose simultaneously. Needless to say it was a strange sound.
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I would sex those women with my weiner willy and get them pretty pregnant, I think.
I DON'T GET IT
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Here, I'll illustrate...
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The train is either the current running joke or Glorb's member. And Tk, for what it's worth, I stole that joke from an adult greeting card.
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...My dick...went off the rails? Is dangerous? Is just big? I don't get it.
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It went about two inches off-track, and the whole thing became a disaster.
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It's like ShadowBrain himself designs these ads.
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Eh, these ads are never really that sexy, just a bunch of dead-eyed fantasy chara-DAT AAAAAAASSSS, SON!!
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My goodness. Honestly, these ads might soon be NSFTMK.
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I'd say "baby got back", but the size ratio is more like "Back got baby".
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I'm just going to assume "Battlt" is a codeword for "orgy".
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You assume that about every word.
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Then you should've seen me in English class.
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I'm not normally a violent man, but anybody who thinks this is real should seriously just be put out of their misery.
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The image is real.
The creature it depicts is not.
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It's real.
REAL SEXY AM I RIGHT LADIES
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Hellooooooo, Nurse!
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I'm sure it's a terrible game, but I don't see anything terribly odd about that.
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This was in "The Chef a Mod?".
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flh6.ggpht.com%2F_z3qOPdy0bWw%2FTF86-w6P37I%2FAAAAAAAAFgQ%2FQZcSPKISaiY%2Fs800%2Fdrama.PNG&hash=ba2af6c5098811020023f39c80119337)
I found it appropriate.
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I'm sure it's a terrible game, but I don't see anything terribly odd about that.
Look closely at which design they used for Bats.
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I must confess I don't know much about the generations of Batman design, but his chest logo looks a little... off, if that's what you mean.
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They're using his The Animated Series incarnation for a The Brave and the Bold game.
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The forum theme I use doesn't display ads. It's a mixed blessing.
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I'm not normally a violent man, but anybody who thinks this is real should seriously just be put out of their misery.
That made me crack up! I can't see how 93% of people would fail that.
As for the eyelashes, I don't see why someone would want them that long just to hold a record. I think it's real, though.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg46.imageshack.us%2Fimg46%2F6333%2Fpizzap.png&hash=0c9883464f0db5f30d86fe6b4663f622)
There are official rules for taking a picture of a pizza?
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I always thought showusyourpizza.com was something totally different.
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That made me crack up! I can't see how 93% of people would fail that.
My guess is, that's a lie designed to make people click the ad and get pressured into doing whatever it is that thing actually links to.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flh4.ggpht.com%2F_z3qOPdy0bWw%2FTGjWMntxaXI%2FAAAAAAAAFgg%2FQCvKIb0CSDI%2Fs800%2Fwind.PNG&hash=1ff1e39fb7fbd200dd35b0c06fe1b484)
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Tomorrow is another gay.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg63.imageshack.us%2Fimg63%2F7923%2Ffunnymarioad.png&hash=827b669e65dc38a5a34725e237e66ff1)
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Luigi is backwards.
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Specially reserved for Brian.
Guest appearance by Giygas Gigya!
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*Walks up to dance club bar*
Yes, I'll have two "Pink Melons" with a side of Disco Sticks. And napkins--lots of napkins.
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That would be funny if you hadn't said "with a side of".
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi287.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fll143%2FToad_2002%2FMarioimgad1.jpg&hash=17037dd1fd0d0dd788f3bb9d0a67e82f)
What crazy version of Mario Kart is that? The driver in front of Mario looks like a Goomba.. This must be some weird Kart/Platforming hybrid..
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How the West Was One Ugly Broad.
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The Good, the Bad, and Her.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi743.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fxx74%2FDr-Echidna%2F%5Bwtd%5D-ad-2.png&hash=062a1c3ccd9e9489b2ce8024d26286b3)
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--I've read that ad about five times, and it still sounds like someone spliced two snuff film teasers together.
--Who made that ad, and how did they get ahold of one of the pictures stored in my "Private" folder?
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I guess you saw them before whoever had them on Photobucket moved/deleted them.
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It's Zombie Jesus!
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From hereon, I will refer to my manhood as "my might".
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Tim, is that you?
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Another ad just for ShadowBrain.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg837.imageshack.us%2Fimg837%2F1651%2Fstreakin.png&hash=22f6b79effeab8808b0d2634d1075525)
(In before "My 'streak' got long for her 'big prizes' lololol")
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From hereon, I will refer to my manhood as "my prize".
Fix'd.
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The one in the orange looks like a teenage boy, and the one two squares above him most definitely has a moustache.
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LEFT.
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Is there really any difference except the shading?
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You could be right... well, nothing crossing your eyes can't solve.
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Ultra pain to get your eyes to focus, but yeah they're the same when you cross your eyes.
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Right side. Women have rounder faces, men have their chins squared off.
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As I was posting this, I finally got the joke.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.projectwonderful.com%2Fimg%2Fuploads%2Fpics%2F1876-1283811890.gif&hash=3dbe53993d4520339b1f066c4c3f91f6)
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If you didn't already think so, why would an ad that looked like that change your mind?
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Besides, since when was there ever a "good" cult?
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Cult classics?
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I remember when I first heard about "cult films" as a kid, and thought something else entirely.
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As seen on YouTube:
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ME GUSTA
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iLa mujer no lleva camisa!
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The actual ad was animated with the worst running loop I've ever seen.
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Ooooh, ShadowBrain...
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.projectwonderful.com%2Fimg%2Fuploads%2Fpics%2F6640-1286987046.jpg&hash=248811d869974eec821ef2148ca9b3ff)
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MOAR LIKE "UDDERLY ADDICTIVE", AMIRITE?
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.projectwonderful.com%2Fimg%2Fuploads%2Fpics%2F6640-1286987046.jpg&hash=248811d869974eec821ef2148ca9b3ff)
When did Gary Baseman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Baseman) start doing softcore porn?
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This one can't possibly be unintentional.
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In that case, Mt. ShadowBrain is forming as we speak.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa335%2FTrevornater%2FUltimate.jpg&hash=d08e51d3c321c0778d0a62ee802f5546)
Granted, it's a sausagefest, but this could still be the most awesome game ever.
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They're only showing 4 playable characters. Surely there are more..?
Side note: I've always thought the phrase Select Player sounded odd, like the game is really supposed to select us instead..
(My talking about the above also makes me think of what Mr Ollivander said to Harry during the first book: "It's the wand that chooses the wizard.")
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Granted, it's a sausagefest, but this could still be the most awesome game ever.
No game with Ben Tennison in it can be the most awesome game ever.
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Good thing it doesn't have Ben Tennison in it.
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OOOOOOOOOHhhhhhhhhhh
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Oh, sorry.
No game with Ben Tennyson in it can be the most awesome game ever.
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What? What have you got against Ben Tennyson?
OOOOOOOOOHhhhhhhhhhh...
You've been watching Ultimate Alien, haven't you?
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(Does Turtlekid know why I said OOOOOOOOOHhhhhhhhhhh?)
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No - it was just conveniently there to use for my own purposes. Figured it'd add a poetic element.
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( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred,_Lord_Tennyson )
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg408.imageshack.us%2Fimg408%2F3272%2Fkillerpad.png&hash=1f3ec245a496ce89bdb7603473bbc583)
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What? What have you got against Ben Tennyson?
OOOOOOOOOHhhhhhhhhhh...
You've been watching Ultimate Alien, haven't you?
I've not liked him from the beginning of the original Ben Ten series.
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ShadowBrain, don't try to deny you're at least a creative consultant for most internet ads.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.projectwonderful.com%2Fimg%2Fuploads%2Fpics%2F52483-1287518467.gif&hash=2bdf16ceaf0d408351c15ab6b1896fa5)
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[If you need a book to tell you how to make a 15-year-old boy want to have sex with you, then you will never have sex with a 15-year-old boy ever.]
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Speaking of stained glass, a very theological question is raised here: Does God love me, for allowing this ad to exist... or does he hate me, for letting someone else get to an idea this awesome before me?
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They're on to you.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.projectwonderful.com%2Fimg%2Fuploads%2Fpics%2F47783-1274077204.jpg&hash=2d08ac1198429525c92a2daa03513233)
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They probably know where I live, too.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCNL9m4ejmKjfchCgARjCBDIIRw7HTDj18uo&hash=9d89856eef15457d64386a5fa50b017c)
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For my birthday, I got new headphones, a video camera, an iTunes gift card, and almost $200. The above image is the best gift I've received so far.
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Does anyone else ever get the impression that ShadowBrian is one of those gay guys who tries really, really hard at every opportunity to prove he's not gay?
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Does anyone else ever get the impression that LD is one of those unfunny guys who tries really, really hard at every opportunity to prove he's funny?
...But seriously, no way. Sorry to disappoint.
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Brian: 90% of your posts can be summarized: "I have a boner." I think I liked it better when 90% of your posts were: "Nintendo sucks."
CE7: Thinking a dude who looks exactly like a hot chick is hot does not make you gay. Actually the opposite.
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P.S. I see Brian attended the Turtlekid1 school of argumentation.
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Hey, people keep posting the ads, I'll keep responding.
Thinking a dude who looks exactly like a hot chick is hot does not make you gay. Actually the opposite.
Agreed.
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Thinking a dude who looks exactly like a hot chick is hot does not make you gay. Actually the opposite.
It makes the dude who looks exactly like a hot chick gay?
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In some, but not all, cases.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.projectwonderful.com%2Fimg%2Fuploads%2Fpics%2F54022-1288816943.jpg&hash=73c04de1ebf013423f19f264f7d58117)
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This shew up in the Harem thread on the other forum. The juxtaposition caught my attention.
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I love the way there's not even any food on the tray. The lardo chef probably ate it all.
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The chef scares me. Those orange eyes of his make him look posessed.
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I believe those are glasses.
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Pepperoni tinted glasses. Of course.
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He does appear to be Italian.
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I saw this on Facebook, and thought "An ad like this with Toad in it would be funny"
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi287.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fll143%2FToad_2002%2FToadFrog.jpg&hash=4b9dfbd182cc138ac4464c54133bc68d)
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Sorry to double post, but..
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi287.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fll143%2FToad_2002%2Fimgad.jpg&hash=53e5d15fc86c6dfa9d4a03fac6eefa22)
Poo? Really.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCPTl3JK_iZD-hgEQ2AUYTzIINNIIPWhIxgE&hash=5d2fae5c3fdabdefd3406df85ea363f7)
Hot dang!
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Finally, an ad that might attract users besides SB!
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Good news, LD (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=11386.msg581169#msg581169): I graduated!
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa335%2FTrevornater%2FMyDegree.jpg&hash=f615a5a501c9e6a993520851ef13cb55)
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Bahahaha
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This is just plain sad...
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa335%2FTrevornater%2FSadder.png%3Ft%3D1292347784&hash=729e32e6611efde241dc55a75e3051d5)
...And this is just plain sadder.
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Unless the plan is to hire Elder Gods to manage everyone's taxes, I don't see what could be possibly require viewer discretion here.
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^ I'll warm up for the one on the left with the one on the right.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa335%2FTrevornater%2FMANAMANMAN.jpg&hash=077b2cabddad8f87afd4c072f6220c79)
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa335%2FTrevornater%2FMyKindofLibrary.jpg&hash=2191191dfd9749efe06f9a4ae45bed07)
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I didn't know "Librarian" could be used to mean that.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.projectwonderful.com%2Fimg%2Fuploads%2Fpics%2F455-1286391885.png&hash=3801ba1ac40614a972f87e19069b397d)
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As seen on TvTropes.
Expect all entries deemed as "Zionist" or "pro-Western" to be deleted in the near future.
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What's the prob with this one?
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Oh, sorry, I probably should've explained that. It was just a Facebook ad I saw one day, and I thought it was an almost hilarious juxtaposition of excessively gritty videogames. Look at the HTML.
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Sorry to ruin the hilarity but it's not that weird. It's the two games being published by Epic MegaGames this year. That's what is up with the ad.
I also wouldn't call Bulletstorm "gritty". It's more like cheesy or campy.
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Ah, alright then. Back to the titty ads!
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That statement is the very essence of ShadowBrian.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgeekpropaganda.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F12%2FFS_Banner_160600-copy.jpg&hash=e6a2d136998037afe21824f0f40a5a0c)
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I'd dunk that.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCNTGkKfjnKD1-gEQrAIY7wEyCPx9RDdDLr--&hash=0aaea620b71544256ea40b5ee6d56655)
Is that actually what the boxes look like, or is he really holding a picture of an iPad?
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.fonearena.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F05%2Fipad-box.jpg&hash=ca5d2d8c1c744012c9b0437089f7170f)
Incredibly enough, that's the actual packaging...
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_mmBw3uzPnJI%2FS2LuPgoyXKI%2FAAAAAAABARc%2FAxYACkUZA3k%2Fs400%2Fipad_01.jpg&hash=b4ba777e0ba888366df375032b68a6cf)
...and this is the actual product.
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Not exactly a crazy ad, but I need to stop seeing these all over the internet. With every passing eye and application my chances go down, down, down, yonder.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shareasale.com%2Fimage%2Ffreeknife468x601.gif&hash=4e5e2dc4c5df8dd465075effd3028d40)
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.cdn.turner.com%2Fmoney%2Ffn_adspaces%2Fcreatives%2F2010%2F6%2F4%2F213418aadvantage_336x280.jpg&hash=dc6d35b06d652a20ae2e7616291ce74a)
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.nationalgeographic.com%2Fwpf%2Fmedia-live%2Fphotos%2F000%2F004%2Fcache%2Faardvark_432_600x450.jpg&hash=9ba4ebcc702adbfcb1d3404580f9c193)
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The hell?
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(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/_z3qOPdy0bWw/TZPe3DZDCjI/AAAAAAAAFw0/hdsPjKOAUcE/s800/amexciv.PNG)
American Express does not necessarily endorse black children and white children playing together.
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There were some condom ads around here the other day... who authorized that?
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Adam Malkovich?
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCI3rroWs4NahjgEQ2AUYTzIIjubimPG-wNI&hash=4b5d446213a22e254f8633221be72ddc)
Ready your trollfaces.
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Daycare Alert System
Text message, phone call, email 5 minute setup. As low as $20/month
thecampuswire.com
A... texting... daycare? What, is it just a camera that watches the kid and texts you if the kid's about to eat something poisonous? That wouldn't be a good idea.
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Maybe it's a reminder service for daycare providers. Like, you're all working up in a daycare, torrenting some movies, and then your phone rings and you answer it and a recorded voice is all like "Hey, are you watching the kid? Make sure it's not eating its poop or nothing" and you're all like "[darn], I forgot, I'm supposed to be watching a kid instead of torrenting movies" and you go and stop the kid from eating its poop just in time. And it just sends you stuff periodically throughout your work shift like "Hey, remember that kids don't bounce" and "Don't forget to feed it sometimes" and other little helpful things like that.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCKfTi9Hn2qu9EBDYBRhPMggKmdvns6DbLA&hash=3e4ca15eeba243efdae620f90d9f7b90)
Except not really because then we can't see the screen.
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The only disadvantage of having an Ad Blocker is that I can't see these unless they're rehosted.
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Except not really because then we can't see the screen.
This reminds me of the "i see what you did there" moment I had when I noticed the line "Chun Li in your lap" in the print ad for that game.
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...
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Yeah, I saw that one earlier, but I didn't feel like taking the trouble to figure out how to link to it.
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If you have Windows 7, the Snipping Tool is the fastest way.
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Ah, yeah, that thing. I can't even remember where I, uh, put the shortcut to it.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCKOm_O6N8JDRlgEQrAIY-gEyCPuTdf2jJlvi&hash=bd0704f40767f854bdb0b352cac0aab6)
I thought the white guy was Jesse Eisenberg for half a second.
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I thought it said GoatUnlimited and that guy on the left was Lenin.
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40 MPG is more than 21 hybrids? So a hybrid gets less than 2 MPG?
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I have no idea, but they usually lead me to a love calculator, which in retrospect is actually pretty scary.
"Love calculator"?
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It gets 40 mpg. It gets forty miles per gallon. That's more than three sevens of hybrids. And that's terrible.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs0.2mdn.net%2Fviewad%2F2769103%2FFrame_Rev_180x150.gif&hash=92a60652530e2142fc41e810efba1e0c)
Is that... a picture from Braid?
EDIT:
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I wish for death.
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Seriously, what the hell is up with this ad.
Those are not flowers.
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Yeah but they're found in flowers.
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Not any flowers in my house if they know what's good for them.
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Jesus Christ, how horrifying.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi51.tinypic.com%2F30vyzqd.jpg&hash=53bc4b570d1578a8873dfea650d68262)
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His face is permanently stuck that way.
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Not a banner ad, but easily as [wtd] as any of the ones posted in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E15PE7iGT0U
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Quick! Delete that before Lizard Dude sees it.
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This reminds me of one of the supposed origins of Alfred E. Neuman.
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Quick! Delete that before Lizard Dude sees it.
???
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flgg5jq.blu.livefilestore.com%2Fy1pIP9IAnPq1fjuj0jc8fUedZldwLTlejD9PGKk_VwRJSoq1JIZ6hTtiWSuxw_XEyUvoQ3_tKI2KEw45lYgJcpqkixk9xLPFhUk%2F0_78c0e_34d14b2b_M.gif%3Fpsid%3D1&hash=69969b6201dacd7f868e0d519e4aac2f)
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Eat noodles like only a pharaoh could
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Or a lion. It's a neat idea, but looks silly.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLWWtgqDG2M.
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Local Pentecostal Sitters
Avoid Expensive Agency Fees. Free Background Checks. Fast & Easy
www.Care.com/Babysitter
Don't babies kinda speak in tongues anyway?
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???
I thought the character in that ad was from Space Channel 5.
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What? No. That's Hatsune Miku, one of the voices in Yamaha's VOCALOID voice-synthesis line.
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Shame on anyone who cannot recognize her.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa335%2FTrevornater%2FForeverYoung.jpg%3Ft%3D1305039758&hash=c7c82002682606b8ce2030f7e4de32ab)
Apparently, she's planning on attending Ponce de Leon University.
EDIT: I kept trying to ignore these on sing365.com, but it just became impossible.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net%2Fatoms%2F31%2F71%2Fe3%2Fb6%2F3171e3b6e3095688237d2e0e640e529f.jpg&hash=dbafa59b9ea6e2a50de6b23371644bde)
Also, they had a picture of Jew-chan labeled "Girl with deadly nose disease"! Now, that's just offensive.
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Double post to an edit be [darn]ed--this is serious.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg-cdn.mediaplex.com%2F0%2F9273%2F121787%2Fclinicurology300x250.jpg&hash=ae1f0cb0c6e8d5c7968bed366e3f5056)
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I actually did pee when I laughed once (in second grade).
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Do you think BP shivers when he laughs as well?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5Gn8jt55LQ.
I can't decide whether this is genius or retarded. Perhaps I'll never know.
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The one's hell of a baby bulge at 0:42.
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I laughed. And shivered a little. And there were peas.
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1) lolspelling, and
2) "Plenty of fish" brings to mind a particularly uncouth hooker.
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!
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There's nothing bad about this ad--I just thought it was funny how this is being promoted in France.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fads.yimg.com%2Fa%2Fa%2Ffr%2Fhangover25052011%2F300x250.jpg&hash=c143dc81d2a778db115c5aa0f07d032f)
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs0.2mdn.net%2Fviewad%2F3046983%2F728x90_lswinners_05172011_110321_728x90_SnorkleGirl.jpg&hash=a32d4f6bf7e379b02bf07f3cb739675f)
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I can see at least one.
EDIT: My brother caught this one, though I think someone might've posted it before:
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa335%2FTrevornater%2FHowGay.jpg&hash=a867ffa7af220e95c8cb65267bea65f1)
Also, what seemed like a fairly tenso-worthy banner for... something.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa335%2FTrevornater%2FHideTenso.jpg&hash=f4570233b9b07cce5e93b8fa61a73e9b)
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^ Lizard Dude, age 13
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You steal one candy bar and your mugshot gets plastered on the Internet for the next 13 years. I tell you what.
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What you did to that candy bar was inexcusable. It became scarred for life.
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When it melted in my hands and not in my mouth I just couldn't control myself. Things got messy, spiraled out of control.
I SERVED MY TIME, MAN BACK OFF!
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Flash Yourself Now...
Play Flash Games Online Psst... Don't tell anyone!
www.flashgamewarehouse.com
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.projectwonderful.com%2Fimg%2Fuploads%2Fpics%2F22694-1304436602.jpg&hash=6a57c699f58e1e13cfd5b482fc9074d8)
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I am pure terrified right now.
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I'd do it.
Old meme alert:
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http://www.oddpic.com/upload/Pictures/thumbs/centipedes-in-my-vagina_big.jpg
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Old meme alert:
http://www.oddpic.com/upload/Pictures/thumbs/centipedes-in-my-vagina_big.jpg
Was that intentional?
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Intention? In a Luigison post?
Eh
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCNmrsIK9he3_LBCsAhjvATIIPyACfkVrJFk&hash=7e488dc3287a7ce84e750df2b196e9c3)
I gave up trying to find a "At First I Was X... But Then I Was Y" for this.
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Who knew Chupperson Weird was involved with Wikipedia?
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Yeah, I had a feeling I wasn't the only person who did a double-take when they saw that.
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Because courting is a art.
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(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-3Yr51KQI3pk/Tg1Rm7JzLfI/AAAAAAAAF4Q/J5hqJd6N0yY/s800/thatisnotwhatiwouldhaveexpectedtobeatthaturl%25252Cjustsayin.PNG)
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I'm all for a good Mario game, but one coming from a website called "playpickle" sounds questionable.
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A little IRL example of sorts that I came across at a Portland record store. (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/Trevornater/PosterIHardlyKnowHer.jpg?t=1310926595) (NSFW or not, depending on your employer's policy on sideboob)
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Might wanna put a "slightly NSFW" warning on that link. Just sayin'.
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Fair enough. Just a sec...
EDIT: Ah, so that (http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Why_Mario_Risks_His_Life.htm)'s where they got it (different verse, same as the first)
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PosterIHardlyKnowHer.jpg
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Do I want to find out what letters that phone number could stand for?
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I thought these died with Evony.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fsimgad%2F9902288777853620990&hash=1c3dc2a11231432d307701f0f89e60d3)
Creepy.
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He must not have heeded the warning of one of those "repost this in five other videos or your mom will die tomorrow" YouTube comments.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fsimgad%2F9902288777853620990&hash=1c3dc2a11231432d307701f0f89e60d3)
Creepy.
That would be kinda creepy if it weren't for that lame font.
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This is where it goes. (http://transformationstreatment.com/holistic-addiction-treatment-florida/?kw=&ad=17053696392&gclid=CNKWsfT7-7MCFcxAMgodYCEAOg) It's just a drug awareness site.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BAntT4rCMAA8Mvx.png:large)
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Steak that rare had might as well be poop.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fsimgad%2F16074768846426356413&hash=c885fd48ea04c4dce9c484eb873f8180)
seemslegit.png
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/ubiquitous-tiny-belly-online-ad-part-of-scheme-government-says/2011/06/27/gIQAbI6Q1H_story.html
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Really? It worked wonders for me.
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Speaking of scams: four-page news articles that could fit on one.
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That's so they can force readers to subscribe to the read whole story, of course.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fds.serving-sys.com%2FBurstingRes%2F%2F%2FSite-63891%2FType-0%2F5acd398b-6ad9-4e3a-bbcb-a79a430c883c.jpg&hash=be9db6b872bf2e86a1084ceb3a5d8786)
Chris me you fool!
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fsimgad%2F15295513794336540309&hash=952f8087546a90282f6be2c6a00cbdc9)
I know every business loves to jump on the "green" bandwagon, but it has to make sense. What, is it so I don't waste gas driving to see some chick in Kirkland?
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LGBT Asylum Lawyers
www.myattorneyusa.com
LGBT Asylum, Refugee Protection Lawyers. CALL US NOW: (866) 456-865
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Is the petition in favor of teaching immoral sex acts?
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Double outrage! I hate reading ads of any kind that fail to ask a complete question. Triple outrage!
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fsimgad%2F8444381054096208516&hash=9da6e5e4ed5f624e82ed2a84d34df7cf)
Boy, it's going to be really awkward if I'm the only one getting these ads.
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You're the only man they want.
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LEAVE FLABBY ALONE
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LEAVE CARBS ALONE
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fgz5Rgk0.jpg&hash=06a333c0e24c1353c138bd110161152c)
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwordlesstech.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F06%2FAnti-Smoking-Advertisements-7.jpg&hash=4c9cc88d3973be4289f574f32bb300ae)
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Is everyone else getting this ad at the top of every page here? (Please say yes.)
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F9EtmDhd.png&hash=0806db380ad685c7971a2ee2f33907ab)
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I can do nothing for you, son.
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le
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fsimgad%2F7750017669270360509&hash=9364a5851311588de97d97f042cd3c18)
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A few years ago, my mom had a friend who was not the brightest. She "enrolled" (read: started taking online classes) at the nearest Le Cordon Bleu. She was so happy to finally be "pursuing her dream of cooking" (she was the sort of person who called everything she did "pursuing her dream") that she needed to tell absolutely anyone she saw about it. She also liked to include various facts about the school whenever she talked about it. As a result, I got to hear her tell everyone she encountered about how she was learning to be a chef, and that "Le Cordon Bleu" means "chicken with ham and cheese."
It doesn't mean that. It means "the blue rope." Chicken Cordon Bleu is in fact the name of a dish made with chicken, ham, and cheese, but it has nothing to do with the cooking school.
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I don't see anything funny or interesting about the ad though.
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What has happened is a basic French word was reappropriated by thirteen-year-old 9gaggers, and now someone found its proper usage funny.
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What has happened is a basic French word was reappropriated by thirteen-year-old 9gaggers, and now someone found its proper usage funny.
No, it was just that the advertised school is supposedly "#1 in the nation," yet they have been kind of obscure, and apparently it's online courses. (read: online recipe book)
And Mario fansites usually have nothing to do with cooking.
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http://themushroomkingdom.net/mariopedia/name/Tayce_T
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fgz5Rgk0.jpg&hash=06a333c0e24c1353c138bd110161152c)
I didn't WTD with that ad because I know the guy is really 74. It's not a photoshop. I've read about him and on a related note am now taking testosterone.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FNgL5t9t.png&hash=e7943d4fcebf19e20dd22dbd0009cb3b)
Seems legit.
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Why do I suddenly feel thirsty for a certain carbonated cola beverage?
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I have a sudden urge to drink Coke.
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I was thinking RC Cola.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fsimgad%2F5048924666957125755&hash=c608183ae82aca2dd1b9db9c0cde4fd7)
WARNING: NO LESBIANS ALLOWED.
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^The ad
Save for the errant lesbian, I don't think they need worry about any girls signing up for Evony 2.0.
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I found this one on YouTube:
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimageshack.com%2Fscaled%2F800x600%2F826%2Fewl4.png&hash=8bfb19c1cbc347e11bcd9ad7c197584a)
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Save for the errant lesbian,
What can't we call into question with that preface?
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Faclk%3Fsa%3Dl%26amp%3Bai%3DCG9Kn_dVEUritOsm_lQeRxIDgCdfRt9kF35aC1IgBr4Sy-i0QASCe_80EUPyS2en5_____wFgyYaAgNwjoAGpsK3NA8gBAagDAcgD0wSqBJkBT9CloVrJYsEwA1XWb0W9jcDnQwJvzGafcLesqsCCWp0Cbzj58SsqzaTxiRUvzkCBy-QJMSMxG4mK6tSzhjtxCsH7I9OCXdOZb5TbTXKV51C_R0xS8i37KZt0NuX5Fv-l8ltEd9kXsXv71O6l7wVmyrnh4NWqjsw6UgdXrymokLHxPbkTLkDGEO-e24YEbTF94cCIncGfKXin2AYCgAe_z9Iy%26amp%3Bnum%3D1%26amp%3Bsig%3DAOD64_3H0ppwjXzvJbuRv2SEgFDbcUii5w%26amp%3Bclient%3Dca-pub-0596905340593187%26amp%3Badurl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fm.homes.com%2F%253Fcmp%253DGoogleMobileDisplay&hash=460ea0c58f151e4c5946972bb65fb8e6)
Edit: this was originally a post from a spambot. Not sure why it's IAH's post now.
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It's not present in this jpg, but this ad keeps appearing under "The End of Obama?" Clearly, I'm missing something.
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The demelanization procedure had complications.
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...mock if old...
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That looks like a very practical pirate outfit that provides many tactical advantages in combat.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs0.2mdn.net%2Fviewad%2F3963771%2FBF4WgenPBM728x90eUS_AnnounceFindOut.jpg&hash=c6c4a80b30529d4f58fe6c88afb20868)
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The image didn't show in your post for me, but going to http://s0.2mdn.net/viewad/3963771/BF4WgenPBM728x90eUS_AnnounceFindOut.jpg revealed it. What am I seeing?
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JUST WANT TO SAY I'M PSYCHED
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000822867536/3f5a00acf72df93528b6bb7cd0a4fd0c.jpeg)
Wow
Such ad
Much late
Very ABC
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Well yes, but I'm sure I can catch it online somewhere.
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Yay certification
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I was watching The Simpson when the dryer beeped so I inadvertently paused the TV at about the 22 second mark of this commercial: http://www.ispot.tv/ad/71gv/motorola-moto-x-customize-song-by-kanye-west
On my way back up from checking on the laundry my daughter asked, "Did you turn the Wii U on?" referring to the paused screen.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.oldamericancentury.org%2Fstore%2Fimages%2Fteachers_promo.jpg&hash=98cd9574b4ad30475f9cb1c6f03a787d)
LOL!
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fsimgad%2F17937043760725031646&hash=e7722d60fafe6729ef9ed62ae6ef3287) Gotta file those taxes!
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That's silly. A lot of employers don't send their W2's out until that date anyway.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg-cdn.mediaplex.com%2F0%2F7474%2F2_11_14_bnr_norton_2014_aff_core_728x90.png&hash=be8e52b6cb576e3caac7c473d2b493f1)
So yeah I guess they're good guys. Not really
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Yep, advertise the Xbox One on a Mario fansite. Good job, respective marketing teams.
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I see what you're saying, but just because one plays Mario games doesn't mean that that's all one plays.
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I know, and I'm pretty sure that they probably didn't go through each site on the internet that runs ads to determine if they should advertise there, they probably just went for video game themed websites.
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I would imagine that's what happened.
"But what if these run on irrelevant sites?"
"Pfft. They're all gamers. Nobody will ever notice."
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Normally, ads for random games don't catch my attention too much, but the logo seems to have a bit of a political affiliation.
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I'd be terrified if I saw that rolling over the horizon.
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Kill you with a giant soccer ball. Yes We Can!
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.projectwonderful.com%2Fimg%2Fuploads%2Fpics%2F100858-1403055644.jpg&hash=231f20287749508de956043d2617032d)
I've got a bad feeling about this.
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He's BACK
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FAbyLfYV.png&hash=e6926e289f14b956b68df98cbb0b986c)
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I see he's taken some art cues from Braid.
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The cake is a lie.
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I would play that, but not from some site that will give me viruses.
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He's BACK
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FAbyLfYV.png&hash=e6926e289f14b956b68df98cbb0b986c)
I clicked it out of curiosity.
I just wanted to see what the game was like, but then I got some warning from the site talking about how I agree to give them some information or some bull[dukar], so I just closed the tab.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FNsMDQ90l.jpg&hash=7aa7308e96c82b88a01dd5648ad876d9)
Well, Bowser has a shell.
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I was 99% sure this was the guy who played the "death fetishist" in season two of The X-Files when I first saw it.
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This thread almost makes me with I didn't have AdBlock installed.
Almost.
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I clicked one of those 'sexy' browser game ads so you don't have to (http://boingboing.net/2015/05/29/i-clicked-one-of-those-sexy.html)
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(https://67.media.tumblr.com/d985122f483669689cd668437288ccbd/tumblr_o65q3gJLg71r34y4ho1_540.png)
Civony/Evony has been reincarnated for the modern era
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They all look as though they just smelled a fart
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That's the best description of hentai reaction faces in the history of mankind.
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Clash of Cuties is one of the many mobile games I've tried where I played and uninstalled the game in less time than it took to download it.
Most notably, none of the artwork in that ad (which is significantly worse than any of the other ads I've seen for the game, which have all just been ordinary mobile game ads showing a little bit of gameplay and some stills of character portraits to show off the fact that the game has cute anime girls) is related to the game itself (which is an incredibly generic autobattle RPG)!
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"Insider Financial Tips"
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Blind the bear, kill it, sell its corpse.
Insider Financial Tips
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Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but is that not just a fan-made lightsaber with fake blue smoke superimposed on it?
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Are you saying you couldn't blind a bear with a lightsaber?
You have much to learn, young padawan.
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If by the end of episode 9 Snoke doesn't turn out to be a big hologram with the real thing being a space bear I'm never watching a Star Wars ever again
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Leaked screenshot from the credits cookie for Episode VIII.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.chud.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F03%2FScreen-shot-2012-03-29-at-2.07.36-PM.png&hash=119419a4f08a89b4b57dfdb999b64f86)
EDIT: Now available in green. No word on if this one is effective on bears, though.
(https://tpc.googlesyndication.com/simgad/9701035545753369649)
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(https://tpc.googlesyndication.com/simgad/18375022223320000742)
i thought those were called nipples
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I don't know if this or farmersonly is a more specific dating site
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...You don't want to find the ladyboy of your dreams?
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seemslegit.exe
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Why walk into the street looking at your phone when you can walk into the street looking at your PC?
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i saw that too and had the exact same reaction.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cy9jh9kW8AEs_C9.jpg)
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nice meme
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Deck the hall with boughs of weed?
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The 420 Days of Christmas
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How is the site powered directly by Snoop Dogg himself?
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Snoop Essence
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg-1.newatlas.com%2Ffree-electric-bike-1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dformat%252Ccompress%26amp%3Bch%3DWidth%252CDPR%26amp%3Bfit%3Dcrop%26amp%3Bh%3D347%26amp%3Bq%3D60%26amp%3Brect%3D0%252C336%252C875%252C492%26amp%3Bw%3D616%26amp%3Bs%3D4ceb46e97dff60f67ef6a311c929bac4p&hash=40003ab957486c60eab3a57ed2178fa0)
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more accurately
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FvWtsJnP.png&hash=3b61c2bada3d096f93e6077532153ad9)
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LOL, good work.
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LOL, good work.
Even got the shirt collar and everything!
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(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15826564_10154925037318453_2274135373892473895_n.jpg?oh=54dbfa514dc44499e4e79a6d73079aac&oe=58ED5B85)
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(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15826564_10154925037318453_2274135373892473895_n.jpg?oh=54dbfa514dc44499e4e79a6d73079aac&oe=58ED5B85)
Snoop Dogg + that guy on the bike = this guy
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F6XDVDA2.png&hash=80ce4f741b4c8ea20be593c381710f7a)
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According to legend, anyone who smokes enough weed will turn into Willie Nelson.
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Goodgame Bigfarm