Miscellaneous => General Chat => Topic started by: MadRhetoric on March 15, 2002, 04:38:35 AM
Title: Funny lines
Post by: MadRhetoric on March 15, 2002, 04:38:35 AM
Post funny lines from TV shows,movies,games,etc. here.Here are some I think are funny:
ToP(Tales of Phantasia,its a japenese only RPG.Cless is the main character a boy,Mint's a girl,Arche's a girl,and Klarthe's another guy but older than Cless)
Klarthe:So which one are you hitting on? Cless:What do you mean? Klarthe:Which girl? Mint's sorta the cute quiet/shy type,but I bet Arche can f*ck like a b**ch! Cless:Klarthe! Klarthe:So if I were to "take one under the sheets" so to say,which one would you rather I took? Cless:Klarthe! I can't beleive you're talking about young girls under the sheets!!! Arche:Watcha Talkin about guys? Klarthe:O just some malebonding. Cless:Pah! End
Cless: Well whad'ya say about hitting the sack? Mint:Well...uh...you...see... Cless:What? Mint:Well...theres,uh,only one bed,and,uh...two of us... Cless:So??? Mint:... Cless:... Cless:O my gosh! I wasn't trying to,uh I mean,er,I'm sleeping on the floor!!! Mint:*BLUSH* End
DragonBall(an Anime...Duh!)
Goku:How much longer till we get there Bulma? Bulma:At this rate FOREVER.I wish the Flying Nimbus could go faster... Goku:O it can go faster!Faster Nimbus!!! Bulma:Ahhh!Thats a little to fast GOOOKUUU!!!!!! Goku:Whhheeee!!!I do tricks to!!! *the Nimbus Begins to do Loo-De-Loops) Bulma:AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Goku:Whhhheeeee!!!!!Go Faster Nimbus!!!! End
Goku:So how do we get the DragonBall if it's on the ocean floor? Bulma:Simple we just use my Submarine! *She pulls out a case of DinoCaps but it only has one inside* Bulma:Oh No!!! I must have accidentily switched DinoCaps with my Dad!!! Goku:Well his DinoCap might have something useful inside. Bulma: Well it might... *she presses the button on the DinoCap and throws it in the air.It opens up and a bunch of magazines with cute girls on the front of them rain Down.Goku picks one up and looks at it* Goku:Bulma,why does your Dad have a bunch of women's swimsuit catalogs in his DinoCap??? Bulma:AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!MEN!!! THEY'RE ALL THE SAME!!!! I HATE THEM ALL!!!!!!!!! *She then begin's to shred the magazines in a fit of rage*
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!! I can't stop laughing everytime I think of those.Alright,who else has funny Dialogues? Only real ones,none that you made up.
To remeber our favorite punk-mouthed Clown: Skate 0-/<): PS.CHRONO RULES!!!!!!!
Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 3/16/2002 12:05:00 AM
Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: MadRhetoric on March 15, 2002, 05:46:13 AM
Ok I just remembered another one from Tales of Phantasia.
*everyone is sitting in the Bar inside a Ship*
Meia:What'Say I order us up a round of Beers Klarthe? Klarthe:You're my Kind Kind of woman! *Klarthe,Meia,and Arche procceed to get Drunk* ~An Hour Later~
Meia:Order us up another round! Klarthe:Hic! ~another hour Later~
*Meia,Klarthe and Arche are still chugging the Beers*
Cless:Can We Go Yet? Mint:I'm Bored...
~Yet another Hour later...~
*Cless and Mint have left,but Meia,Klarthe,and Arche are still chugging Beers*
~Yawn,another Hour Later...~
*Meia and Klarthe are Drunk as heck while Arche is in a Drunken Sleep*
Klarthe:*hic*I think I zad to*hic* many Beerz... Meia:Nonzenze! Zere'z*hic*no zuch thing *belch* az to many beerz! *Arche begins to shout in her drunken sleep* Arche: OH CLESS THAT FEELS SO GOOD!!!! KEEP IT UP CLESS!!!MMMMMMMM YES!!!!YES!!!YES!!! *She falls back to sleep* Meia:Wanna now *hic* a zecret?? Klarthe:ooo,ooo *burp* tell me!!!*hic* I love zecrets!!! Meia:I'm a zecret *hic* zpy zent to arezzt the Prince!!! *hicup* He'z Pozzezed!!!! Klarthe:ooo,ooo*hic* good *hicup* zecret!! *Arche begins shouting in her sleep again* Arche:YES!!!YES!!!!DON'T STOP CLESS!!!!!MMMMMMMM YOU'RE SO GOOOOOD!!!!!YES!!!YES!!!!!YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! *she's queit again* Klarthe:Zink*hicup*we zould*hic* tell Clesz about thiz???*hic* Meia:..... Klarthe:..... Meia & Klarthe:Nnnaaahhh!!! End
Heeheeheehee thats a funny one! That Arche...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: cable04 on March 15, 2002, 03:43:53 PM
tick cartoon show all of these come from the same episode where the tick, his sidekick arthur, diefladermaus and sewer urchin go to a nightclub...the villain is the evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight <embwbam> *evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight talking to himself* "surf's up, space ponies! i'm makin' gravy without the lumps!!! "
later
"an object at rest cannot be stopped!"
some other time, arthur, a hero, encounters embwbam in the bathroom as he's planting bombs Arthur: What are you…doing? Bomber: I just, uh, I just wanted to use the, uh, and so he says, Evil’s okay in my book! What about yours? And I go, yeah, baby, yeah, yeah! I…I.. just wanted to.. wash my hands.
later after getting bashed in the head tick:(dazed) I’ll take the porcelain dog, and I’ll have the rest on a gift certificate, Chuck.
later diefladermaus tries hitting on another super hero maus:You know, I love a woman who dresses in stainless steel. girl: get lost, creep
later arthur tries to explain the situation to jim the doorman Arthur: Listen! Somebody’s planting bombs all over the place! Jim: Oh, yeah? And who would that be, sidekick? Arthur: He says he’s the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight. Jim: Oh, sure. That sounds real.
the last of my quotes today bomber threatens all of the super heros in the nightclub Bomber: Sixty seconds to midnight! Sixty seconds to nowhere, baby! You have all become victims of the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs…. Hey! Pay attention!
more later but i gotta go!
in memory of that marble mouthed superclownman...0-/<): ___ who wants to buy a skunkle?
Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: cable04 on March 15, 2002, 03:44:16 PM
sorry double post
in memory of that marble mouthed superclownman...0-/<): ___ who wants to buy a skunkle?
Edited by - cable04 on 3/15/2002 1:45:07 PM
Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: MadRhetoric on March 16, 2002, 01:52:11 AM
Hey those are funny! What did you think of mine?
To remeber our favorite punk-mouthed Clown: Skate 0-/<): PS.CHRONO RULES!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: MadRhetoric on March 16, 2002, 02:01:43 AM
Ok I thought of another one from DragonBall:
*Two men from the Red Ribbon Army are talking to Bulma*
Man#1:Say you're cute! Bulma: Oh thank you! You just made day! Man#2: What do you say we have some fun? Bulma: What kinda fun?Fun as in a board game? Man#1: Nope. Bulma: Fun as in swimming or hiking? Man#2:Nope. Bulma: Fun as in shopping or talking? Man#1&2: Nope,this kinda fun!!!
*they then begin chase Bulma around.Goku flies in on the Nimbus.*
Bulma:AAAHHHH!!!! GOOOKUUUUUU help me!!!!!!!! Goku: Oh boy it looks like Bulma's in a bad mood *sigh* I guess I'd better go see what she wants... End
To remeber our favorite punk-mouthed Clown: Skate 0-/<): PS.CHRONO RULES!!!!!!!
Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 3/16/2002 12:03:10 AM
Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: cable04 on March 16, 2002, 03:26:12 PM
yours are funny too! 'fun as in a board game?' that's great i'll post back if i think of something else to add
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Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: cable04 on March 18, 2002, 03:31:46 PM
okay i remember this funny line in eek the cat, but not word for word so here's the best i could remember if you aren't familiar with eek the cat, eek is a super nice cat <his motto is 'it never hurts to help' but somehow he always gets hurt> then there's also sharky the shark dog, a strange shark/dog hybrid...he talks in odd throat noises that only eek can understand here we go! eek: sorry about what happened to your dog house, sharky. i brought this lovely fruit basket to try and make up for it. where do you want me to put it? sharky: <working on repairing his house> ckk ukk ckk rkk krr eek: well, i don't think that would be very comfortable..
sorry if i messed up the quote but my memory is only so good..
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Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: cable04 on March 21, 2002, 04:47:03 PM
freakazoid:hugbees!
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Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: 00boo on March 21, 2002, 09:47:27 PM
HUGBEES hugbees i say it because i like to say hugbees
00boo : double o boo boos might be shy but they are always there...... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA visit my website at http://00boo.tripod.com/00boo
Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: cable04 on March 25, 2002, 07:58:14 PM
moose:hugbees! girl: moose
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Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: cable04 on March 26, 2002, 02:25:49 PM
alright, mamma mia might not like this one this wasn't supposed to be a funny line, but it cracked me up i was watchin' kids' wb and a yugioh commercial came on yugi:<turns into a <not supposed to be>funny looking outfitted guy> have i become the dark magician?!
it was just the look on his face and the way he said it that was funny
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Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: MadRhetoric on April 04, 2002, 01:33:11 AM
Hehe that was funny. I don't watch Yugi-oh anymore though it got kinda dumb.
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Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: cable04 on April 05, 2002, 03:00:08 PM
here's what i heard on the radio <it's not verbatim, but it's pretty close> scott mallary is the morning show host and he's a totally funny jerk kinda guy and yesterday he was prank calling people this time it was some sort of food establishment
mallary:hey i was in there earlier and i had one of your scatter topped smothers..and it tasted like updog worker:well, did you tell the server? mallary:yea, i told them it tasted like updog worker: what did they say? mallary: they didn't say anything worker: okay, did you talk to the manager mallary: no i didn't worker: alright i'll go get the manager manager: what seems to be the problem mallary: i was in there earlier and i had one of your scatter topped smothers..and it tasted like updog manager: i'm not quite sure i know what you mean mallary: it tasted like updog manager: what's..what's updog? mallary: nothin' much, WHAT'S UP, DOG, WITH YOU? *hangs up the phone*
that is the best prank call i have ever heard!! i was laughing so hard when i heard that!
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Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: MadRhetoric on April 05, 2002, 11:42:39 PM
Boomo arigatou gazaimash ita! and have a nice day!
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Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: cable04 on April 07, 2002, 08:32:37 AM
i guess only me, you, and 00boo appreciate things that are funny
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Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: Lola Prue on April 09, 2002, 12:45:00 PM
A very funny saying from the orchestra class room about our calss:
Help me my God.
And...from Space Ghost (coast to coast)
guest- "How do you feel about yourself?" SG- "Well first off I'm the bomb." guest- "And second?" SG- (silence) guest- "Did I ask you a ridiculously hard question?" SG- "You did!"
SG- "Those are't children. Those are packets of cream cheese." SG- "He wants to ask you every little thing about ice." SG- "I've got a behind and I'm going to shake it! I've got a notion to put my butt in motion!"
SG- "You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps!"
Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: cable04 on April 09, 2002, 01:36:38 PM
ha ha! very nice
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Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: MadRhetoric on April 09, 2002, 10:24:13 PM
Heehee!
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Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: cable04 on April 10, 2002, 02:18:46 PM
stuff my friend found online "roses are red violets are blue i'm schitzophranic and so am i"
"i eat glue"
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Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: marioman333 on April 10, 2002, 06:14:20 PM
Courage the Cowardly Dog:
Computer:wellcome to the battery powerd bullet train,sit back,relax,and HANG ON FOR YOUR LLIIIFFFEEEE! *courage pushes buttons and levers* Courage:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
SpongeBob SquarePants:
patrick:if I found out who hurt that clam I'd have few words to say him like:You,and Are,and A Jerk!
THE CAPED COMIDIAN STRIKES!
What is up with that?-Dr.Quack:Courage the cowerdly dog
Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: cable04 on April 11, 2002, 02:09:19 PM
my friend's sponge bob square pants t-shirt "i smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly"
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Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: MadRhetoric on April 11, 2002, 09:42:21 PM
*SpongeBob took Bubble Buddy(a bubble shaped like a person) to the Krusty Krab for some food*
SpongeBob: Hmmm what should we order....Krabby Patty,Junior Patty,Junior Junior Patty, Junior Senior Sophomore Patty.....Oh it all looks so good!! Let's order one of each!!
Mr. Krabbs: *Gives himself an "I love BubbleBuddy Tattoo* LET'S HEAR IT FOR BUBBLE BUDDY!!!!
SquidWard: *Brings out a tray of all the different Krabby Patties* Here you go one of each.....
SpongeBob: *Gaaasp!!* Squidward these Patties have CHESSE on them!! BubbleBuddy's Lactose Intolerent!!
and one from DILBERT:
Dogbert: *Picks up Telephone* Hello Customer service,How may I abuse you?
Man Calling For Help With Printer: My printer prints a Blank page after every document.
DogBert: Why would you complain about getting free paper?
MCFWP: Free? Isn't it just giving me my own paper?
DogBert: EGAD MAN!! Look at the quality of the free paper compared to to your Lousy cheap Regular Paper! Only a FOOL or a LIAR would say they look the same!!
MCFWP: Now that you mention it,it does seem silkier.
Dilbert: What are you doing?
DogBert: I'm helping people accept the things they cannot change.
That one was in the Sunday(Where I live) Comics. I thought it was so funny!
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Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: cable04 on April 12, 2002, 03:36:08 PM
i love dilbert
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Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: MadRhetoric on April 12, 2002, 06:10:35 PM
Do you get it in your Paper? I imagine it's in a lot of papers,but I thought that strip was sooo d@mn funny!!
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Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: cable04 on April 13, 2002, 01:36:34 PM
not only do i get it every sunday but i also have a dilbert day-by-day calendar every day you pull of a sheet and get a new strip
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Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: MadRhetoric on April 13, 2002, 10:03:18 PM
Must.....control.....Fist of Death....
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Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: Lola Prue on April 16, 2002, 06:37:49 PM
The Brack Show!
Brack- "I'm gonna go find some super foxy ladies to call me big Papa!"
B- "I hope you're happy! You just wacked off my poopy's nose!" Zorack- "I'm not your daddy! Well, maybe I am. You need to ask the man downstiars!" B- "You mean the devil?" Z- "Heh-he! You're stupid! And for that, I'm leaving!"
Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: Black Mage on April 16, 2002, 06:45:25 PM
I don't have any quotes, but I needed to let Mamamia Mario know that he was excelent taste in RPGs, Tales of Phantasia is great, and Mint only adds to the greatness of it. Very Nice.
Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: Paper Mario on April 17, 2002, 04:44:51 AM
Dragon Ball Z Vageta-10 times?HA!I'd belive tgis was a challenge if it was 500 times!
Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: MadRhetoric on April 17, 2002, 07:13:35 PM
*Freakazoid*
Freakazoid: Nothing will stand in my Way!!
PoliceMan: Hey freakazoid want to me in a mint?
Freakazoid: Sure!
*They come out of the Mint Shop with big bellies*
Freakazoid: Ah....that was a good mint....*Big stomache Dissapares* But Deuty calls! Helloooooo De-uty! I'm comiiiing!!
*Zoids Chaotic Century*
Fiona is a Cute girl,Zeke is a Big Robotic Dinosaur,and Van is sorta like Fiona's Boyfriend. The Liutenant has a crush on Fiona.
Liutenant: Fiona,I brought you a present!
Zeke: *Takes present and Blushes*
Liutenant: *Snatches present away from Zeke* Fiona here!
Van: Wow Fiona you got a present whats inside?
Fiona: *Over with Van* I don't know let's see!
Liutenant:*Heart-Broken* sigh....what about me......
By the way,Zoids Chaotic Century is different from Zoids Zero on Toonami. and BlackMage I'm glad to see another Phantasia fan!
Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: BooBuddy on April 18, 2002, 05:32:46 AM
Good one MamaMiaMario! *dexters lab* Dee Dee:Boy,you look happy.Is it beacause your in love? Dexter:No,it is beacause,I FINNALY FOUND MY LAZER GUN! *Dee Dee spits milk in dexter face*
Zoids CC
Dr.D:yuck!who put suger in my coffe!Fiona,go put a nice,heaththy pinch of salt iin it. Urbine:Shoot me if I ever get to be like him.
Justice Friends(dexter's lab) puppet pal mitch:I'M SUPPOSED TO BE USING MY BONK STICK!BONK STICK=COMEDY!GOLF CLUB=NOT........COMEDY!
Justice L. flash:whadda ya say after the seramoni you and me go to a quiet place? amazon sister:............. Flash:she wants me Martian manhunter:Indeed
THE CAPED COMIDIAN STRIKES!
Fred the spaynard:didnt we alredy kill jay Resup? Bill the extra guy:Al gore? Citrus man:LIME LIFTOFF Dr.Donez:So,prof.Exutrain!we meet again! prof.Exutrain:Yes,Dr.Donez it seems we have! Jay Resop:I think I''ll play FF3 Kyle orland:you will never beat the power of thr worce! phone the clone:who''s that? pikachu:Pika? Jay:it''s pikachu! Everyone:GET THAT RAT! pikachu:PPIIKKAA!?
Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: bandicootbuddy on April 18, 2002, 08:01:08 AM
in paper mario a yellow yoshi says: i and my belly are waiting!
crash: d@#N! sexy fujins on snubbull shima!
Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: Paper Mario on April 21, 2002, 07:27:58 PM
From Big Mama's House "Not in Big Mama's House!"
Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: cable04 on May 09, 2002, 02:01:46 PM
bumper sticker
DON'T STEAL the government doesn't like competition
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Title: Re: Funny lines
Post by: CashCrazed on May 09, 2002, 07:08:52 PM
At first I thought it was these kinds of funny lines