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Title: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Fritz 300 on May 29, 2000, 08:30:46 PM
If you could kill a character from the whole Mario series Who would it be?!

I Pick: that stupid toad guy !!!

Frit 300
 The Mario Master !
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Geno101 on May 30, 2000, 07:30:21 AM
Me? I would pic Mallow from Super Mario RPG, he was annoying and dumb.

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Im gonna kick Bowser's Arse affar.   ~Geno~
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Deezer on May 30, 2000, 01:35:57 PM
Yeah! Down with Mallow! If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't have to go through that annoying Croco chase scene.
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Nintenfreak on May 30, 2000, 04:05:58 PM
Just killed 'im
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: The Almighty Narf on May 30, 2000, 04:38:21 PM
Kill the pink Yoshi!!!!!

The Almighty Narf strikes again!
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Chocobo on May 30, 2000, 04:44:06 PM
Let's get rid of Waruigi!

Kweeh! Kweeh!
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Fritz 300 on May 30, 2000, 04:58:29 PM
Ok uhhhhh intresting

Fritz 300
 The Mario Master !
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: CPU3X on May 30, 2000, 06:37:38 PM
The Mushroom Kingdom would be much better off without Toad.



-James Head
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Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: DarKnight13 on May 30, 2000, 07:24:03 PM
Get rid of Daisy. She's lame.

DarKnight13
http://niftyhacks.zophar.net
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Fritz 300 on May 30, 2000, 10:26:28 PM
Nice answers. I was just wandering how late do some people stay up in here??

Fritz 300
 The Mario Master !
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Altern on May 31, 2000, 06:43:03 AM
I'd kill all the shyguys!!!!!
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Phario on May 31, 2000, 02:59:16 PM
Kill is such a strong word, if Mallow, Birdo, thwimp, and that stupid blob from SMW2 just never appeared in another game, i will be very happy.

PhiledWthWarioPower
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: ubermariokid on May 31, 2000, 03:01:30 PM
I have to agree with my boy Phario...that fool Birdo has got to go.  Thwip isn't all that great either

Letsa go!
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: zootalo on May 31, 2000, 03:12:44 PM
Id' kill those ****ing koopa kids
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: ubermariokid on May 31, 2000, 03:12:29 PM
Right on zootalo!  
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Yoshi348 on May 31, 2000, 04:12:07 PM
I think the kids are already gone...
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: MMSis64 on June 01, 2000, 02:16:14 PM
Personally, I think you people should leave them all alone. ALL Mario characters are cool!! They're all original and unique!
Also, don't say the Koopa Kids are dead! They aren't, I know it!! They're too cool to kill.

"Racoon Power!"
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Mikle on June 01, 2000, 02:41:51 PM
Why does everyone hate Toad? He's cool. We should get rid of that Waluigi freak, but since he's not really out yet, I guess I can't say him, so I'd have to pick Donkey Kong. Big time, Donkey Kong!!! He has nothing to do with the whole series anymore, and is only there to fill in the space of another character for those board game type games, and other things. Besides, what the heck does he have to do with the Mushroom Kingdom? Nothing! I guess that Waluigi is supposed to be replacing him, but I don't know if he's any better.

~Mikle
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Fritz 300 on June 02, 2000, 04:57:01 PM
cause toad looks Gay

Fritz 300
 The Mario Master !
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Fritz 300 on June 04, 2000, 09:43:09 AM
And he jumps up and down like a nut case


Fritz 300
 The Mario Master !
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Mario Maniac on June 14, 2000, 08:18:34 AM
I'd wanna kill Captain Syrup from the Wario Land games. She's a ***** and doesn't know how to take over the world like Bowser does!!

BOWSER RULES!!

I'd also wanna kill Mallow. He's a wimpy little bumb who cries when he doesn't get his way.

DIE MALLOW!!

Mario Maniac!!
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: MarioDude on June 21, 2000, 09:26:28 PM
Oh my god! Why are you people DOING this?! All of them are nice! And Waluigi sounds like a nice new character! I like his name. And he looks nice. I would rather if they called him Bob though... Oh well tough luck.

I don't see why people think Pokémon and Digimon should fight, cuz I mean, so they both end in mon and have monsters, I mean so what? ~Me.
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Mega 2 on June 21, 2000, 09:46:53 PM
You people are sick!  Killing "Mario" characters?  Besides, Toad is cool.
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Crispy on June 22, 2000, 05:54:30 PM
What is with you guys talking 'bout killing Mario characters?  Even though there are some characters I don't like, I don't think about killing them just because I don't like them.
One more question.  What's with Toad being gay?

By the power of the Orange....
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: UltraLuigi on July 05, 2000, 09:32:39 PM
Must....kill....Peach

No, seriosly. The only reason she's usually in games is to get kidnapped by Bowser.

 
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Fritz 300 on July 06, 2000, 10:47:39 AM
I like killing thing that are gay like toad

Fritz 300
 The Mario Master !
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Bowser the great on July 06, 2000, 10:57:32 AM
 i think down with mallow and up with yoshi cause hes strong and he eats everything almost!
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Fritz 300 on July 06, 2000, 11:44:51 PM
true,true dat
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: VelvetDark007 on July 07, 2000, 10:42:55 AM
I'd kill off Mallow, Toad, Boshi and sorry.... the Koopa Kids.

They were annoyingm useless additions to the series.

=P
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Yoshi2 on July 09, 2000, 04:40:14 PM
((*Reads over messages, occasionally rolls eyes at messages by Fritz 300*))
Why would you want to kill a Mario character? Please. They all work and function perfectly in the Mario universe, and there's nothin' wrong with any of 'em. Like I always say, "If you kill one, you kill 'em all." What a post.
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Mario Mario on July 22, 2000, 06:23:42 PM
I would definetely choose Toad. I cant even tell if it is a boy or girl!!
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: the Master at gaming on July 24, 2000, 10:55:49 PM
i say KILL PEACH shes an anoying little bast***  and kill off those bob-ombs there just little pesky twirps
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: the Master at gaming on July 24, 2000, 10:59:28 PM
donkey kong was an original  he used to steal princess just like bowser and what does worio and yoshi have to do with the mushroom kingdom
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Paper Mario on January 26, 2002, 08:56:58 PM
uh Tatanga
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: LieutenantEagle on January 26, 2002, 09:39:46 PM
I'd kill Spike.  Umm...actually I would...aaaah I can't censor it!!

DIE SPIKE, DIE!

My eternal wish to the stars: Lakilulu kills Lakilester (ahem...Spike that is) with a Spiny Storm.

Who said kill Yoshi?  Huh?  Yoshi cool, you not cool, man!  Get with the times, Yoshi HAS to do with the Mushroom Kingdom!

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Welcome to Wariokart!!!!  As for you, Mario...a Triple Blue Shell chasing after you!
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: bandicootbuddy on January 28, 2002, 02:53:33 AM
i would kill peach. kooper: godzilla chicks a.................. drool.
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Toddathon on January 28, 2002, 09:20:53 AM
The Almighty Narf is here?  I used to go to WWNBF, but now it's kind dead!

Anyway.  What?  Kill Mallow?  NO!  Mallow is awsome, and the Koopa Kids are killer!  I'd kill Daisy and Waluigi!
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Mario Maniac on January 28, 2002, 10:45:53 AM
Just keep all the original Mario characters and kill all the dorky new ones (Waluigi, Kammy Koopa from Paper Mario, etc...) I would definitely want to kill all of Mario's party members from Paper Mario cuz they're all dumb and they all betrayed Bowser and joined the good guys... I mean why would a Goomba or a Koopa Troopa join Mario? They're all the original enemies from Super Mario Bros., and they're wicked as bad guys; they just suck as good guys... The same with Bowser being good in Mario RPG!

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NINTENDO: Well, at least WE know how to make good games! Long live Nintendo!

SONY: I like cheese...
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: frostbite on January 28, 2002, 02:40:07 PM
Goombario's family is like the rednecks during the civil war that helped the slaves... you understand now?
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: CharginChuck on January 28, 2002, 03:20:10 PM
How dare you insult Toad from afar!!!!!!!!!!!
Leave Toad alone, if it wasn't for him, you would never be able to save some of your games, and Mario couldn't do anything at all if it wasn't for Toad boosting up his self-esteem.  I mean sure he doesn't do much, but then he would take Mario's place.

Toad kicks @$$!!!!!
(Why would you want to kill anyone off a Mario Game, I mean, we are Mario Fans!).
Who dares challenge Chargin Chuck and Toad!
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: marioman333 on January 28, 2002, 04:14:15 PM
really I would kill lakitu,all of the boo's and mouser.Why?
1)Lakitu is a coward that throws spikys for protection.
2)You can't kill any kind of boo(in the games I played at least.)
3)Mouser is an idiot that throws bombs and dose'nt expect to get thrown back at him!

the man of mario is here!

Edited by - marioman333 on 1/30/2002 4:42:32 AM
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Super Yoshi 7175 on January 28, 2002, 07:46:52 PM
There the best leave Toad alone he is a cool characater! Don't Mess with Yoshi!

Mario and Yoshi rule!
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: CharginChuck on January 29, 2002, 03:39:01 PM
Super Yoshi 7175, that is the best comment post on this entire topic!
Toad and Yoshi are Cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Insane Steve on January 11, 2003, 11:56:23 PM
Hahaha, I got bored and set the "Show topic" to 365 days, and then I found this little gem.I'm reviving it! HAHAHAHA! Maybe some of you newer members would like to comment? (This thread is before my time, heh. I joined in March '02.)

In refrence to the question: I'd like to propose a "Roulette Wheel of killing of Mario characters". These are all the characters, that, at one time or another in the last month or so, I thought were most deserving to die. HA!

1. Mario. He abuses Yoshi, He steals all the fame from everyone, and... well, everyone likes him even though he's nothing really special in my opinion. Go Luigi!!

2. Peach: Soo..... ANNOYING.... Argh! If I have to hear her in MK64 ONE MORE time, I swear I'm going to chuck the controller at the TV! And what is with this MARIOHALPME!!!! Business? I hate her.

3. Toad. Don't ask me here. He's kinda annoying at times. And I hate the way his engine sounds in MK64. Or his voice for that matter.

4. Green Yoshi (And ONLY Green Yoshi). Ok, he can't DO ANYTHING special (Blue Yoshi flies. Yellow Yoshi pounds dust. Red Yoshi spits fire.) in SMW. And yet he's the most "popular" color! What's wrong here? He hogs all the levels in SMA3 (19. The poor Dark Blue Yoshi only gets 5. All the other colors only get 6, less than 1/3 of 19.) And what about the TRULY neglected colors? Black? White? Orange? They're all 1,000,000,000 times better then Green Yoshi in my opinon. He's really getting old.

5. The really long pit in 8-2 of SMB1. Ok, so it isn't a character? SO? I still hate it.

6. 5-9 of SMB3: What a freaking waste of level. It isn't a character either? SO?

7. That little kid from SMRPG (Gaz I think): Another annoying character. Somewhat arrogant. I think he may have ADHD.

8. The third guard door from Paper Mario: "Impossible Test". Riiiiight. Arrogance again. I missed 0.

9. Baby Mario: ANNOYING! ARRRRRRRRRGH!! Of course, I think he should be duct taped to Green Yoshi's back. That would be funny.

10. Destiny's Child: Oh wait, this isn't a Mario character. WHO CARES???????

11. Frogfucious: Ok, I don't really hate him. But don't you think it would be kind of funny to see someone shooting him down saying something along the lines of: "Ha! You aren't so smart now, are you? ARE YOU?!?!?!?" Ok, that was dumb.

12. Any enemy in SMRPG that uses Sand Storm: So very, very cheap.

Ok, that's 12. There are plenty more, too! Ah well.

Let's give the old wheel a spin and see what comes up, eh?

(PS: I am currently going with #2 right now. Or #10, but that isn't a Mario character.)

PPS: I typed this at MIDNIGHT. I am tired. I make irrational comments when I am tired, so dont tkae this TOO seriously.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 12, 2003, 12:15:39 AM
What an idiotic topic.
1. Steve, you spelled Frogfucius wrong.
2. "MARIOHALPME" was written by the people at Square who had no better dialog to write. If you'd played SMS, and seen where Mario rescues Peach, you'd like her a lot better.
I cannot help taking your comments seriously.
Oh, and the character I'd pick would be Hawkmouth, because he's annoying and you're supposed to kill him anyway.
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Insane Steve on January 12, 2003, 12:24:32 AM
1. I spell a lot of things wrong at 12:00AM. Lay off that. I even misspelled "take". So there.
2. Ok. 1 good game. About 10 annoying ones. Which side do you think I'd take there?
I personally like this topic. Ah well. (Read my signature!!!!!!) And then why did you answer it if it is so idiotic?
And do you really take people seriously when they can't spell "take" correctly? Or are making posts like this?

And well off-topic, but I have listened to the same song for 3 hours in a row straight every day for the last 3 days and am not yet sick of it. (Malaguena, if you are interested.) I hope this tells you something about me. My mom even woke up and said:

"Steve, you need to play something different. Isn't that a bit compulsive?"

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: King Boo on January 12, 2003, 06:50:35 PM
That Cloud...those chickens...all from SML!!!!!!!! Kill Them!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!7...those things you cant kill....only with that "cannonball throw attack".(you threw cannonballs before fireballs when you got fire flower)

Do you know when we die,we''''ll be boos too?
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: King Boo on January 12, 2003, 06:50:38 PM
That Cloud...those chickens...all from SML!!!!!!!! Kill Them!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!&...those things you cant kill....only with that "cannonball throw attack".(you threw cannonballs before fireballs when you got fire flower)

Do you know when we die,we''''ll be boos too?
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: jjf8420 on January 12, 2003, 07:20:39 PM
What's with this topic?? If you killed Princess Peach, Toad, and Daisy, Mario has no one to save. Mario would be out of a occupation, and Bowser takes over The Mushroom Kingdom, and rule it forever. Nintendo could never make another Mario adventure game if you killed those characters. Oh and Ultra Luigi, The Princess does more stuff than being kidnapped in case you haven't realized that in the past 10 YEARS!!

Yes! Mario is the Party Star!!
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: CashCrazed on January 12, 2003, 08:40:53 PM
I'm pretty sure Ultra Luigi can't hear you............he posted about 2 years ago.
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 12, 2003, 11:32:51 PM
Like I said, this is an idiotic topic.
Steve, you ALWAYS spell Frogfucius wrong.
Also, Peach doesn't even TALK in all but 5 games. (I think. There may be more, but I think there's 5. And that means dialogue, not just speech samples.) How would you even know what she was saying?
Oh, and there are some songs you just CAN'T get tired of...

Oh yeah, Pink King Boo, SML didn't come out before SMB. They just changed it to a superball instead of a fireball for thatgame, probably because they couldn't program a fireball properly.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 1/12/2003 9:40:05 PM
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: jjf8420 on January 13, 2003, 02:32:08 PM
If you people hate Mario characters that much, then why don't you keep that to yourselves.

Yes! Mario is the Party Star!!
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: gLiTcH on January 13, 2003, 08:54:30 PM
Ehem... The character who must die is *spark* Err WaLuiGi. Who cam up with that name!? it's illogical! Wario was meant to be a play-on word for war+mario, did someone stare at the screen too long or what? Uh, you can go and exterminate one or two of the toads, but you can never kill them all...

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Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Insane Steve on January 13, 2003, 08:57:20 PM
I usually spell "decision" wrong too, and "wrong". Don't forget "more". It's a learned trait.

I thought this was a funny topic. You know, as a "joke"? Ok, maybe killing off people isn't funny. Right.

...

Ok, I was a total idiot for reviving this. The Yoshi color test more than makes up for it.

...

...Shut upâ„¢.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Smallhacker on January 14, 2003, 10:48:18 AM
MARIO SHOULD DIE!
Wait... Something´s wrong... Hmmm...

Sign starts here
Sign ends here
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: shroommaster on January 14, 2003, 03:05:26 PM
I think Waruigi should definetly go.
Oh and Toad is a boy!
I love mushroom people.

Toad is da best!
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 14, 2003, 10:23:47 PM
Who's Waruigi?

...Anyway, all the female Toads have hair.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 1/14/2003 8:27:41 PM
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Screech on January 16, 2003, 07:03:13 PM
If I HAD to kill someone.. it would have to be...the shadow mario from sms. I think bowser has far too many kids that only appear in one or two games. By the way, I never did figure out the deal with him and peach. I somehow highly doubt that she's really his mother.

The world would be a much cleaner place if people would eat their own trash.
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: MadRhetoric on January 16, 2003, 08:20:18 PM
I would kill Baby Mario.  I'd kill him good.  with a rock.  Or something.

I could do without Daisy too.  Everyone else, is perfectly fine.  
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on January 16, 2003, 08:24:03 PM
Waruigi is Waluigi in Japan.

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Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: metalmallow on January 16, 2003, 09:53:03 PM
Ok, first of all, why would you kill baby mario?I mean if you kill baby mario, our mario would die because mario IS baby mario, and anyways why would you kill a baby? 2.how could you kill a pit in steve?3. Why does everyone wanna kill me? im mallow, mallow is cool 'cause i like marshmallows, their good i wanna eat him, but so they wouldn't eat me i made myself metal.

P.S.: This post is idiotic..........oooo big word!

 L is real 2041!
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 16, 2003, 09:58:18 PM
Idiotic, idiotic, idiotic, idiotic!!

...Screech, did you actually ever BEAT SMS?

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 1/16/2003 7:59:19 PM
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Insane Steve on January 17, 2003, 11:43:37 AM
1. I never said Mallow. Read the list. Mallow never appears.

2. How do you kill a pit? You can... errrr... fill it with sand or something.

3. Baby Mario and Mario are on my list. Ne(e)d I say more?

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 1/18/2003 4:54:40 PM
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: jjf8420 on January 17, 2003, 05:26:39 PM
Ok, can someone close this idiotic topic down, this is getting us nowhere. Oh and Insane Steve, it's Need, not Ned!!

There are some people in the world that never grow up...

Edited by - jjf8420 on 1/18/2003 6:49:30 AM
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Insane Steve on January 17, 2003, 09:58:48 PM
Actually it's Ned as in Ned...

...

Ok, you got me there. But I will retaliate by saying that "nowhere" is 1 word, not 2.

I think this topic has served its purpose for now... for me, anyways.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: jjf8420 on January 18, 2003, 08:48:11 AM
The feelings neutral.

I can see this site becoming the next big war on the internet too.
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: King Boo on January 18, 2003, 06:38:44 PM
Why would you kill Shadow Mario? He's cool! With his Magic Paintbrush that was given to him by an old man in a white coat(Elvin Gadd duh)Plus I think Shadow Mario looks better than Mario cause hes blue.And Screech,Peach isnt Bowser Jrs(Shadow Marios)mama.

Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: metalmallow on January 18, 2003, 10:36:38 PM
Steve, I never said YOU wanted to kill Mallow said 'everyone' as in lots of people.

P.S. They really should close this topic, and Steve are you a 'Mario' fan? Why Mario. *Mallow mumbles to himself* "First that Yoshi pic and now this?"
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: King Boo on January 19, 2003, 10:13:32 PM
uhhh duh Steve hates green yoshi thats why there was that pic but that dosent mean hes no mario fan

Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: King Boo on January 19, 2003, 10:18:29 PM
Why the hell wopuld you kill Waluigi?Wario needs a brother just like Mario does.Wario needs to be equal to Mario maybe better.Plus its cool having the Wario brothers now.

Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Insane Steve on January 19, 2003, 11:07:48 PM
Hmmmmm... Let's see if I can prevent this from becoming a flame war. Highly dubious, but... you never know.

Before I begin, I must say that I tend to look too much into things. That will explain a lot.

TABLE OF CONTENTS (Get ready for a long one):
----------------------------------------------------
I: Am I really a Mario fan?
II: Why I hate Mario
III: Why I hate Green Yoshi
IV: Why I hate all these other characters I have listed
V: How this pertains to the real world
VI: An explanation to my views (And why I made that imfamous and controvertial Green Yoshi picture)
VII: My actions on this forum, and why they are justifiable
VIII: Why you should care
IX: Summary


----I: Am I really a Mario fan?----

I am a Mario GAME fan. Does that mean that I have to like all the characters in these games? Nope. So what if I hate a few of the major characters? I don't have to like Mario to like Mario games. I mean, seriously, must you like the major good character in a series a lot to like the series? I like Luigi. Why doesn't he have more games? He deserves them.

I get all kinds of enjoyment from games that have Mario in them. In fact, 4 of my 5 favorite video games of all time have Mario or a major Mario character as a major role in them. And I tend to obsess about these games. So yes, I am a Mario game fan.

But am I a MARIO fan? Well, if your definition of that is that I have to like Mario, I guess not. All depends on whether you mean Mario (The character) fan or Mario (The games) fan.

----II: Why I hate Mario----

Ok, imagine this. Someone who does everything just as good as you, and no better, comes along and gains the respect of other and a HUGE following, whereas you are constantly neglected. And then you must put up with this crap every day. This MUST be how Luigi feels. I mean, he is just as good, if not better, than Mario is, and yet Mario gets all the fame just because he is Player 1 in SMB1. I bet if Luigi were Player 1, He'd be the famous one, and I'd hate Luigi and like Mario.

Generally, I dislike it when people get things they don't earn. Respect is a huge one of these "things". Mario gets all kinds of respect, Luigi gets hardly any. Most people don't call the earlier SMB games "Luigi" Games...

And he is even more neglected now. He isn't in SM64, nor does he even play a horribly good role in PM or any other major Mario game. (Don't ask me about SMS). Ok, and there's Luigi's Mansion. 1 Luigi game. As opposed to all kinds of games Mario is in alone. I think that was a pity game, personally.

Mario stands for anything in the real world that gains more respect than it deserves. See part V for a better explanation.

----III: Why I hate Green Yoshi----

Ok, let me begin by saying that I don't really hate the CHARACTER of Green Yoshi, or the race of Yoshies themselves. Actually, a lot about what is said in Part II applies here.

Green Yoshi's case is actually worse than Mario's. The only reason for his popularity is because he is the first color Yoshi you encounter in SMW. Green Yoshi is quite literally INFERIOR to a lot of Yoshies he is more popular than. Case in point:

Let me start with Blue Yoshi. The 2nd most popular color from what I can tell. Unlike Green Yoshi, he DESERVES this popularity. He can Fly with any color shell in SMW. That is really, really useful. There's a reason everyone wants to get the Blue Yoshi in SMW: HE'S BETTER THAN GREEN YOSHI. Being better, he should be more popular. But, nope.

Now, all the other colors.

Yellow: He pounds dust with any shell. This makes him better than Green Yoshi, ability wise. but, he is neglected, overshadowed by Blue Yoshi, and overpopularized by Green Yoshi. I almost feel sorry for him. He actually is made fun of because he is Yellow, a light color, considered weak for some reason. Don't ask me why.

Red: Again, he breathes fire with any color shell. Again, he is better than Green Yoshi. Again, he is overshadowed by Blue Yoshi's ability and Green Yoshi's popularity. At least no one makes fun of what color he is.

Black and White Yoshi: If any of you have played YS, you'll KNOW that these 2 colors are the BEST Yoshies. They can eat things the other colors cannot, they can DO things the other colors cannot, plus you score higher with them. They are quite a bit better than Green Yoshi. Yet, they are only in 1 game so far, and not a paticularly good one at that.

Orange Yoshi: The last color Yoshi to finally get a game. Need I say more?

And there are all kinds of Yoshies I didn't add. Essentially because they really don't have special abilities, and are equal to Green Yoshi, but less popular.

Green Yoshi represents undeserving popularity. I hate this trait. Hate, hate, hate, hate, HATE it.

----IV: Why I hate all the other characters I have listed----

These characters genuinely have annoyed me in one way or another. Peach? I hate her. She's annoying, constantly BEGS to be saved, leaves herself open, and screams for Mario (Not Luigi) in a high-pitched obnoxious voice, thus adding to HIS popularity.

Everyone else merely annoys me in at least one way. This post is already long enough, and thus I'll end it there. I really don't want to list all of the characters I have listed.

----V: How this pertains to the real world----

Ok, now you know my motives for hating these characters, and what I think they represent. Now, you'll see why I hate these qualities. If you haven't seen already from viewing the boards, I have excellent scholastic abilities, and tend to be a perfectionist. I also am misunderstood by my classmates, and am thus not respected or liked due to it.

Wait a minute, doesn't this seem A LOT like the characters above? I do good, other, "lower" people ability wise get the popularity? I am sick of this crap. If I were a Mario character, based on my role in real life, I'd probably be Black or White Yoshi (Heh, read the Yoshi color quiz post). Good at things, and neglected and made to look "Inferior to inferiors".

I am fed up with all the flack I put up with. I am fed up with looking bad despite being able to outdo others in a lot of things. This shoudl remind you of the other "neglected" characters I have listed... in at least 1 way.

----VI: An explanation to my views----

I share these views with you because I think I must be heard on these forums. As radical as they are, I deem them viable for consideration. I do not wish to have my veracity questioned.

The Green Yoshi picture is a good one. In case you are wondering why everyone is so offended by it, look at it. Well, maybe not. I'll just say it was a picture of a Green Yoshi with one arm ripped off and lying in a pool of blood, and a spear driven through its eyes. It's a parody of the Personality test things, plus it also has a different explanation of the Green Yoshi (Similar to what you read in Part III).

But why? Why did I have to revolt and frighten you all with such a morbid thought? It is a representation of my frustration of my views of the real world. Come on! Green Yoshi is a PERFECT example of popularity without reason.

IT IS ART.

Art? How? It's sickening! Well, let me define art in my own way.

Art is anything you use to express an emotion.

Does it express an emotion? YES! My feelings of anger towards popularity without reason! Green Yoshi is merely a smybol of this. A SYMBOL. If I were to magically appear in Marioland and see a Green Yoshi, would I gouge its eyes out and chop off its arms? NO! It's a SYMBOL. Get that through your heads.

----VII: My actions on this forum, and why they are justifiable----

To start, with that picture, I gave appropriate warning as to the content of it.

On this forum, I give my views on topics as they are stated. They don't HAVE to be happy, "Everything is AWESOME!!!" views! They can be NEGATIVE!!! I have all rights to say negative things about other things. First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution. Free Speech.

Whenever I am about to say something controversial or possibly offensive, I'll warn you first (Most of the time). The picture, I had a warning. When I insult, or give a tyrade, I'll warn you if you don't wish to read it. You don't HAVE to read what I say. It's your choice.

I am an eternal pessimist. I think everything will go wrong if given the chance. I tend to give negative views of things, too.

I may have one or more mental disorders, and I say most things late at night (Including this post) and I lose inhibitions when I am tired. I say things I don't mean fully, or things that aren't intelligent.

I'm surprised this post has stayed on topic for so long.

----VIII: Why you should care----

You should care because I have that personality that blows up at everyone. Sorry, but I wish for you to RESPECT my opinions, not matter how wrong you think they are. Thus my signature.

I wish for you all to understand me. I am NOT a very understandable person. Trust me. I want to be accepted. Not have my ideas and views thrown out due to the fact that they differ from the status quo.

I don't want to have to leave due to a lack of respect. I likely won't either.

----IX: Summary (It's almost over!!!)----

A: I hate Mario and Green Yoshi due to what they represent, not because of who they are.
B: This characteristic is their popularity without a really good reason.
C: I have other reasons to hate other characters.
D: Most of these views are due to what I've dealt with in the real world.
E: The Green Yoshi picture is a WORK OF ART used to express my feelings of this popularity.
F: I respect you all, and all your views, and wish you do the same to me. If I insult you, it is either unknowingly or because you insulted me somehow. I am offended not easily, but you do the wrong thing... say the wrong thing...

Sorry that was so long... but... It is my views. I took the hour to type this, at least respect my views...

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Fifth on January 19, 2003, 11:58:53 PM
Well...  That was one of the most intelligently constructed posts I've seen on these forums.
If I didn't already have respect for you, I'm sure I would now...

Go Moon!
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Gooch on January 20, 2003, 08:22:51 AM
I like the PM characters.

It''s-a me, Mario !
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: MadRhetoric on January 20, 2003, 10:19:09 AM
If I killed Baby Mario, I guess that would create a time paradox, eh?  I just don't like babies.  Especially whiney ones.  
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: metalmallow on January 20, 2003, 03:09:08 PM
Dang, you write A LOT! That just wasted like, 10 minutes of my life, but whatever. Anyways I'm sorry, you really do have a point so lets end this.

 L is real 2041!
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: metalmallow on January 20, 2003, 03:09:17 PM
Dang, you write A LOT! That just wasted like, 10 minutes of my life, but whatever. Anyways I'm sorry, you really do have a point so lets end this.

 L is real 2041!
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: metalmallow on January 20, 2003, 03:18:14 PM
Anyway, I forgot to say this but, over 10% of your post, Steve, I really didn't understand, too many words I don't know.
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Insane Steve on January 20, 2003, 03:54:01 PM
No offense taken. You earned a good deal of respect from me by reading that entire long post (I mean, it would be easy to say "It's long. Why should I read it?") and acknowledging that.

About those words... Errrr, here's a list of some words you might not have known... (If you DO know these, I apologize.)

Dubious - Doubtful
Inferior - Not as good as
Overshadowed - Made to look worse than or to not be noticed by someone else.
Pertain - to relate to, or show a relation to something.
Deem - To consider
Viable - Considerable or workable.
Veracity - Truthfulness
Revolt - To disgust or sicken
Morbid - sickening
Gouge - To poke out
Tyrade - A long insulting speech aimed to make someone else look bad.
Inhibition - That feeling that prevents you from doing things you think are wrong.
Status Quo - Things that are normal. The standard, of sorts. (The opposite of status quo is change, if that helps)

If there is anything else, ask me, ok?

I have nothing against you or anyone here (Well, anyone except Marioguy.). Trust me.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 20, 2003, 09:49:33 PM
Hmm... I've just been observing this for a while... I see what you mean, Steve, but I don't really see how you came to those conclusions about Mario and Green Yoshi.
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Screech on January 21, 2003, 06:59:51 PM
First let's start off with the guy that called me an idiot. I'm not stupid, just ignorant. I do not own SMS, that's why I do not know something that everyone else seems to.
 To the one who looks into too many things, Mario does a lot of work. he deserves what he gets. also, luigi doesn't go on many adventures with mario because he doesn't want to. mario is naturally more adventurous than luigi.

And yoshi is from yoshi's island. all the yoshi's from there, have no special powers. only the ones from star road, have special abilities.

The world would be a much cleaner place if people would eat their own trash.
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 21, 2003, 08:39:11 PM
Were you referring to me? Because I was just saying that this is an idiotic topic. Sorry if I wasn't clear enough.
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Insane Steve on January 21, 2003, 09:29:33 PM
Ooooo, time to defend my views! (It won't be as long as the last one. Don't worry.)

"To the one who looks into too many things, Mario does a lot of work. he deserves what he gets."

Well, yes... I guess he DOES do a lot of work. Let's give credit to others where it is due here though. I mean, Mario gets ALL the credit. Let's not forget all those that helped him in his adventures, now.

"also, luigi doesn't go on many adventures with mario because he doesn't want to. mario is naturally more adventurous than luigi."

Once again, I'd agree. But... didn't Luigi START just as adventurous as Mario? Then, they messed with the character. Made him less daring. And you know what? Luigi didn't deserve it. Ah well. This equivlant of this in real life is the people that get tormented by their peers to the point where they become really introverted. I can almost say I am one of those. And I'm really perturbed about it, to put it in an appropriate term.

"And yoshi is from yoshi's island. all the yoshi's from there, have no special powers. only the ones from star road, have special abilities."

Well, this one is by far the easiest of your points to defend. 2 things.

1: If the Yoshies from the Star Road are special, and have special powers, then that would make them BETTER. they deserve more popularity then they get.

2: If none of the other Yoshies are special, then that would make them EQUAL. But, why does the Green Yoshi, EQUAL to all the others, get so much more popularity?

Still, you bring up some valid points. That gains some respect from me.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: F-15Yoshi on January 21, 2003, 11:59:39 PM
I agree with anybody here who thinks peach should get killed (even though i kinda find this topic a bit odd but it's fun anywho) she's virtually useless in many ways and the only times she is usefull is in multiplayer games ex: mario party, mario kart. the list goes on. Hey don't dis yoshi. Without the yost'er there would be no mario. Don't believe me? play yoshi's island. He saved mario from the evil menance and also rescued luigi. Note: i'm new to this board my name is F-15 Yoshi and it's a pleasure to meet you all after havinga rough time at starworld pro boards O_o . If you havent noticed i'm a very serious yoshi fan yoshi is the ultamite race. Sorry got carried away over there O_o; I like this board allready! peoples thoughts actually get respected ;)

Edited by - F-15Yoshi on 1/21/2003 10:02:32 PM
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 22, 2003, 12:42:44 AM
Welcome to the board! The place where anything, and yet nothing, can happen!

Hey Steve, I understand your views about this matter now... but still, it's a cartoon, and has no basis in reality, let's remember...

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 1/21/2003 10:44:17 PM
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Fifth on January 22, 2003, 12:55:24 AM
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Whoa, F-15 Yohsi!  I didn't expect to find you posting here!  Welcome to the boards!

So... as for your point of "without Yoshi there'd be no Mario," while this may or may not hold true, (it's impossible to judge exact results of a single change of events) there is of course the idea of heroes not being born for a specific purpose, but rather arising when the need is there.  I know that you haven't yet said anything along the lines of "without Yoshi, Bowser would've conquered the Mushroom Kingdom" for that reason, but IF that IS what you're getting at... had Mario not been in the picture, someone else could have appeared to oppose Bowser.  It's all in the neccessity.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy it here, F-15 Yoshi.

Go Moon!
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: F-15Yoshi on January 22, 2003, 06:45:45 PM
Hey Fifth! O didnt expect you ethier. You can probably guess why i came here also. It's good to find someone i allready know over here. Graedius also signed up here but he hasnt posted yet. Sorry if i'm kinda changing the topic here people. I really like this place better than other boards so far.
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: F-15Yoshi on January 22, 2003, 06:46:18 PM
Hey Fifth! O didnt expect you ethier. You can probably guess why i came here also. It's good to find someone i allready know over here. Graedius also signed up here but he hasnt posted yet. Sorry if i'm kinda changing the topic here people. I really like this place better than other boards so far. there seems to take awhile getting here today. Must be the servers acting up O_o .
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Insane Steve on January 22, 2003, 06:46:18 PM
Welcome. Anyways:

Looks like I've turned an "idiotic" post into a somewhat provoking one.

Anyways, ... "Play Yoshi's Island". That happens to be my favorite of the Platform Mario games. If you look at some of my posts here... you'll know...

Anyways, let's examine Yoshi's Island. The Green Yoshi, who is EQUAL to the others, gets 13 levels in YI, and 19 in SMA3! None of the other colors gets more than 6! Once again, more levels = more respect. Of course, I bet this was because the Green Yoshi was most popular to begin with. I personally think they should put the neglected colors as the Extra or Secret levels. [sarcasm]Hey, that requires them to make new sprites, It would take too long.[/sarcasm]

And I really don't hate the characters, I hate what they represent! I don't know how many times I've said this!

Peach? Ya, she's annoying. I mean, Yoshi is far better than her in MK64! Without her, who would Mario save though?

On that point.... seeing as how dense Boswer is sometimes, he is almost always successful in kidnapping Peach. What DOES this tell you about Peach? *Rolls eyes*

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: metalmallow on January 22, 2003, 07:00:12 PM
Steve, the only word I knew in the list of words I may not know was rovolting(pardon if I spelled it wrong), where do you get these words anyway? Do you look in the dictionary a lot or something? Anyways welcome F-15 Yoshi, I'm sorta new too.

 L is real 2041!
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: F-15Yoshi on January 22, 2003, 07:05:52 PM
oh crap sorry everybody, somehow my post posted twice because i stoped the page from loading and modified it a bit >.< ugh
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Insane Steve on January 22, 2003, 07:10:35 PM
Dictionary... Na, I remember A LOT of things from earlier grades, vocabulary lists from 6th, 7th, and 8th grades. (Most people just forget the words. A good deal of them, I remember...) I absorb way too many things... Hard to explain. Ah well...

Not to sound arrogant, and I apologize if I do, but my IQ is over 150. That is 50 points higher than the average adult. I am 16, if you are wondering. They may explain the vocabulary.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 22, 2003, 11:34:17 PM
Heck, I know as many words as Steve... maybe more...

"Hey, that requires them to make new sprites."
Even though you were being sarcastic, it's incorrect anyway. No matter which Yoshi you're using, it's always the same sprite. It's just a simple matter of color table programming.

And Steve, consider this: There are more green Yoshis than the other colors.
It doesn't matter what you think of Peach, but what Mario thinks of her that counts. Heheh.
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: metalmallow on January 24, 2003, 03:32:19 PM
How do you know what IQ number you are?
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Insane Steve on January 24, 2003, 08:02:50 PM
Well, I took A LOT of Online IQ tests (You may not think they are accurate, but I've taken about 8 of them) and a couple of ones in books and have scored between 148-153 on ALL of them. The average is probably around 150-151 for me. (Don't worry if you dont score that high... only about 0.1% of all adults will score higher than that.)

And they don't have to change the sprites?? I guess that makes my sarcasm even that much more sarcastic then... *evil grin*

As for commonness, I'd MUCH rather be rare than common.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Chocobo on February 02, 2003, 12:14:45 AM
This...This brings back memories. This was one of the very early posts on the board-Prior to Waluigi recieving his English name. I've since changed my opinion on the character

Kweeh! Forget Whark! Kweeh! Is better!
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: stupidmonkey on July 17, 2003, 07:50:27 PM
Down with Yoshi it's just gay and retarded.It is so annoying.It didn't get annoying until yoshi's story cause it tries to mumble so it could get people to think it's cute if it's a boy it's gay if it's a girl it's retarded.

I see mushroom people!
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Insane Steve on July 17, 2003, 08:45:25 PM
To start, Yoshi is NOT gay. Trust me. Have you EVER played N64 Mario Golf? Put your cursor on Yoshi on the select a character screen. It CLEARLY says "Straight". See? Not gay.

This thread brings back memories for me too. Click on page 5 and you'll see a ridiculously long post be me. I have that saved on a Word document.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Dr. Mario on July 17, 2003, 08:57:25 PM
I'd kill...

.. Nobody! The Mushroom Kingdom is perfect the way it is! And besides if a character dies then everything might get thrown out of wack.
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: stupidmonkey on July 20, 2003, 01:21:09 PM
I already read it Steve.

I see mushroom people!
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: nintendofreak on July 20, 2003, 06:19:48 PM
I would agree with Dr Mario.

"I am not going on a diet!"
Title: Re: If you could kill a character from the...
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 20, 2003, 11:36:33 PM
So would I.

Eccentricity is my goal.