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Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: dude677 on March 04, 2006, 07:07:36 PM
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The concept is too simple, almost like Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer.
Here's how it goes:
The first poster askes a question, like
"Why Did You Forget Your Homework?"
and the poster after makes a witty excuse, like:
"I forogt to remember."
You can't just add any question, it must be able to have an excuse. Anything like "WHy do I like lettuce" to "DO I smell bad?" doesn't have an excuse attached to it. Follow my top example. The question is what a teacher at school would ask, and the excuse would be what a student usually says. Think of it as a teacher-to-student relationship you're thinking here.
So, I'll start:
Why are you late?
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Because the clock moved to fast.
Why do I like turtles?
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Because there green.
Why do I read fanfics?
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Because, goshness, you hate Pi!
Why did you forget the about Billy?
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I never knew about the Billy. :P
Where is my Squirt?
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In the water bottle.
Why do I eat before everyone?
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(How can I make an excuse for that?)
Why did you leave your project at home?
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It's a project
Why do you hate flood control?
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Because it keeps floods out! Flood is my best friend!
Why did you forget to come to practice today?
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Sorry, I forgot to practice getting here on time.
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(no question)
Why do you people critisize my art... sometimes??? (Toad, I'm lookin' at you...)
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Because they ar't fond of art.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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To get to the other side, dur.
Why do you do that???
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It was all John's fault!!
Son, eat your crust. Why didn't you eat your freakin' crust?!
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Because the earth can't survive without crust!
Why didn't you wash the dishes, young lady?
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Cause Yoshi ate them all.
Why did you go to bed so late?
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Because the internet was acting up and I had to do homework!
Why are there Yoshi toys all over your floor!??!
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I don't have any Yoshi toys! ... Oh, those Yoshi toys...
Why didn't you clean the toilet?!?!
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Cause it cussed at me with its potty mouth!
Where are my tots? *gosh*
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Hehe. I thought they were toilet paper, and...
Why did you get bad grades?
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I don't get bad grades. The teachers don't know a thing.
Where's the garbage?
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In... the... um... living garbage disposal... with a fuzzy face.
Why does that freakin' cat keep following you home???
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Well, it's not because I swiped their cat food, okay?
Why on earth do I keep getting hit by books?
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Books hate you.
Why do I give silly answers?
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Because a ninja samauri cyborg threatened you.
How did I lose my Xbox? It's too big to lose!
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X-box fanboys and Nintendo fanboys seem to share a bitter rivalry.
How could you prefer that over a nice sibling rivalry?
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Because it's funny to see people at each others' throats over videogame systems.
Wait, well, as long as no throat slashing was involved.
Why won't you give Peace a chance?
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It was given a chance at the start of time! Why do you think there have been so many wars!
Why don't you go to sleep already?
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Because the dance over at the hotel starts in about 5 minutes.
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Where is your question?
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I killed with with a declarative sentence.
Why do you run around chasing butterflies all day?
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It lets me practice my peaceful state of mind because butterflies are peaceful!
Why don't you turn that gamecube off???
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Never!
Why were you up all night?
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Because I was waiting for the girls to get on so we could have the dance!
Why didn't you go to the prom like everybody else last night?
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Maybe he didn't get a date.
Why do you keep shouting "Albatross!"?
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My friend does it!
Why do you keep playing your stupid music?
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Hey, Strong Bad Sings is not stupid.
Why do you keep drawing those weird pictures?
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Anime is NOT wierd!
Why do you accuse people that are different?
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I don't do that!
Why haven't you taken out the trash yet?
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Because I don't have to!
Why aren't you wearing your dress?
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Because I BURNED IT!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
What are you doing?!
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I got personal issues, you know...
Why are you sooooo disrespectful?
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What? How dare you! I'm not disrespective! Just joking, of course.
Why haven't I had my dance yet?
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Sorry, my fault, see, it hadn't started yet! Yeah, that's it.
Why are you so lazy?
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Because, you see, I was kidnapped by potatoes.
Why are those potatoes lying around?
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I'm scared of potatoe eyes! I coudn't touch them, you see.
Why didn't you wait for me like I told you at school?
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Because Finding Nemo told me to. ... Wait, I've confused myself.
Why aren't you helping Dad clean out the guinea pig cage???
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I don't have a guinea pig. I have a chinchilla.
Why did you anime-fy the Bros?
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Wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-what? I didn't. ...At least, not yet. X)
Why are you listening to that music all day when you should be doing your work?
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Screw Work! I just wanna bang on the drum all day!
Why are you here instead of being at school?
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Because I was trying to meet my gu- I mean my mom!
Why didn't you notify the police when he harrased you?
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Because he didn't harrass me, he harrassed my date so I beat the living crap out of him. (never happened, but I would do that if it came to it.)
Why did I spend the whole day quoting Homestar Runner?
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Because I am slowly manipulating your mind to carry out my HSR-related wishes.
Why must you poke me repeatedly?
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'Cause it's fuuun...
Why did I miss school yesterday?
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It was career day. (It was career day at my school yesterday)
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Why haven't I updated The Revenge of Luigi yet?
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Because I forgot to ask a question.
What was the real reason?
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He was lazy.
Why must you constantly watch The Incredibles over and over?
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Because I try to learn their super-powers.
Why must it be always John's fault?
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Who's John?
Why are most homework assignments so stupid?
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It's because the teachers are stupid.
Why don't you know who John is?
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Because I never met him.
Why do you dance around in your underpants?
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What's wrong with that?
Why do you think that's not OK.
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It's... disturbing.
Why must you give me half-eaten cupcakes all the time?
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I didn't like it, so I thought you might.
Why must Strong Bad always be bad?
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Cause he's bad@$$!
Why didn't I put an accusation in?
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Because you forgot, or something.
Why must we always make excuses for ourselves?
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Because we are human, plain and simple.
What the crap are you doing?!?!
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Something crappy.
Why didn't you say "because this is the Excuses Game"?
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Because I can say whatever I want. ^_~
What have you done?!?!
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What I was supposed to do... maybe.
How did you plug the toilet?
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Because I am Bowser, and I have set up a trap for those pesky Mario Brothers!
Why do you give long responses?
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I don't.
Why did you eat my last chocolate donut? T_T
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I hadn't had one yet.
How could you show them those emberassing home videos?
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Because I am evil...the pure embodiment of evil. BWA HA HA HA HA!
*clears throat*
so then, why did you kick me in the groin?
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The weather made me do it. (Inside thing at school.)
Why doesn't Peach like Mario?
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I thought she did.
Why am I a fan of the Mario/Peach pairing?
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Because it's a lot better than Wario and Peach. LOL
Why are you a fan of it?
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Because I'm not.
Why can't I be a traditional fan of Mario/Peach?
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Because you love Link too much.
Why on earth did you make the Cheat and Pikachu fight?
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The Cheat stumbled into 20x6, and gained electrical powers.
Why did you kick the Cheat into 20x6?
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I wanted to see what he looked like.
Why didn't Strong Bad kick him there?
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Gifted Girl was keeping him busy.
Why is the sky blue?
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Because the sun reflects blue light.
Why did I think everyone knew that?
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because secretly, you dont
why do snakes have no feet?
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Because God took them away!
Why aren't you doing your algebra?!?!
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Because it's FUNNY. Just ask the people at America's Funniest Home Videos.
Why are you eating my ice cream?
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I'm not.
Why would I eat your ice cream?
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Because I'm hungry.
Do you have any food for me to eat?
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Does Pi count?
Why is Pi infinite?
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Beacuse it's horrible.
Why are you the most horrible child I know?
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*is in front of graffiti that I have done* Horrible??? I don't know what you're talkin' 'bout! 0:)
Why'd you take my Twix and replace it with a Butterfinger?
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Because I am the Butterfinger Burglar! Wa ha ha ha!
Why must I ignore common sense?
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But Dad! It's not very common in this society to have sense!
Why can't you turn off that darned gamecube?
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I'm a Cubaholic.
Paraslave, where's my pizza?
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The Smurfs came in here and stole it.
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Why did you not put a question in?
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I couldn't type anything else: My knuckles hurt!
Put down that fanfic!
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I'm sorry! I have no excuse for that horrible action!
Why am I addicted to old tv shows?
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Because your an old-TV-show-aholic.
Why are you really adicted, those things are boring?
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They're not boring.
Why did you hit your brother with a mallet(sp?)?
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Because he was watching an old TV show. :P
Why didn't I hit my sister?
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Beacuse I told you not to!
Why do you ditch class everytime I take you in the stationwagon???
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Class is boring.
What can they do to make it funner?
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Why can't they make it funner?
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Because the staff at our school are idiots!!!
Why don't they get fired, I mean they don't even have their teaching degrees?
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The Board of Education was full of despies. They were desperate.
Why do little girls obsess over dress up games?
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I don't know. I left that stage years ago.
Why are cameos put in games?
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What the crap is cameo? (Q&A)
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Don't you hate it when you know what something is, but you don't know how to define it?
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Yeah, I tried explaining humanizing once to a kid in my class.
Why haven't you taken out the trash?
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It's not trash day, yet.
Why is there a cat on my coat?
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It thinks it's a bed.
Why are cats so stupid?
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Because they have no sense of what's a bed and what's a coat.
Why are tortilla chips so dang salty?
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They're tastier that way. :d
Why did you pour pepper on the chips?
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I didn't! They're barbeque chips! XP
Why did you fling my drawings out the window??? T_T
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I din't think they were that great.
What were the pictures of anyways?
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Most likely humanized drawings of certain characters.
Why has no one read chapter 5 of ROL?
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I don't usually read 'net stories. -_-;
What did you do?
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Uh... nothin'. *Hides saw*
Tell me, why did you forget your helmet?
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Because I'm headstrong. XD
Why are you taking a cooking class?
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I'm not taking cooking class, I'm taking art.
Why must you critisize me???
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You deserve it.
And why do you deserve it?
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I don't!
Why'd you steal my humany Wartortle?
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Wartortle!
Why didn't the school tell us about the prom shirts and glasses? :(
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You didn't get the booklet.
WHy did you leave your binder at home?
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Because it's spring break.
What did you do?!?
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I didn' do notin!
Why did I use slang?
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Cuz it kool foo!!
Why is it kool?
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Because your a fool.
Why are you a fool?
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Because your mom said I was. XD
Why did your mom say that anyways?