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Forum Games / Beyond the door (mario horror story)

« on: August 11, 2003, 02:57:03 PM »

Mario slowly grabbed his stake as he set out the dark creeky door with his brother luigi. "this could be our last hour" mario whispered to his brother. Luigi was silent he probably kept thinking about the death of the princess. Somewhere the lord of the vampire raphaels was to be found they had to end it. "whats that?" luigi yelled to his brother. About 5 vimapre raphaels (or vamphiels) charged torwards them. Mario tried stabbing them with his stake but he was too slow. And then out of nowhere the lord of the vamphaels rose from the ground. "foolish plumbers you think you can stop the great crowferatu" he said with a dark voice. But before mario could say anything he bursted into flames right in front of luigi's eyes. "MARIO!" luigi shouted. But crowferatu just laughed. Then he flew torwards luigi and bit off his head. Now with the mario brothers dead marioworld was doomed. Then suddenly footsteps were heard in the distance. "you sure this is where bowsers fruit is?" one voice said. "Yeah dont worry im sure its here" the other said. they were bowsers men on a mission. "What should we do with these fools?" a vamphael said. "I'll drink there blood" crowferatu replied. Then there they were in the presence of crowferatu. "Oh Sh&^ its crowferatu" one of the henchmen shouted. "RUN FOR IT!" the other said. Crowferatu took after them and before you know it they were decapitated on a tree branch.


5 HOURS LATER
"Where are those men with my fruit!" bowser yelled. So bowser decided to take to the forest in search for his lost men. He saw there innocent blood spilled on the ground. "what happened here?" bowser said to himself. Then a loud shriek was hear in the distance. Then a black shadow ran torwarss bowser faster then the speed of light.

TO BE CONTINUED

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General Chat / any metal heads out there besides me?

« on: August 09, 2003, 06:32:11 PM »

well.. are there?

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General Chat / R.I.P Axem green

« on: June 13, 2003, 04:47:16 PM »

First of all im not axem green im his dear friend. I am sad to say that a few days ago he was killed he was 18. I dont know if any of you remember him but He did go here. I remember him giving me his password for this one topic he wanted me to write for him, so I decided to just post this.


R.I.P Tony hinman 1985-2003

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General Chat / R.I.P Axem green

« on: June 13, 2003, 04:46:18 PM »

First of all im not axem green im his dear friend. I am sad to say that a few days ago he was killed he was 18. I dont know if any of you remember him but He did go here. I remember him giving me his password for this one topic he wanted me to write for him, so I decided to just post this.


R.I.P Tony hinman 1985-2003

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Mario Chat / I am mad at someone in Game informer for rippin on mario

« on: December 10, 2002, 06:29:38 AM »

Someone in game informer called mario a [bundle of sticks]ot it kinda makes me mad doesnt it to you. But no matter they can say what they wantthose microsoft lackies. Oh and about my new signiture  it is from thriller but I had to shorten a few words and combine some.

Darkness falls across the land the midnight hour is close at hand. Creatures crawl in the search of blood to terrorize a neighborhood. loose webber shall be found with the souls getting down. But stand in place the hums of hell and rot inside a corpes shell. The foulstenches in the air the funk of 40,ooo years. grizzly ghouls from every tomb are closing in to seal your doom. And though you fight to stay alive your body starts to shiver because no mear mortal can resist the evil of the thriller

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Forum Games / Cant take down the master

« on: October 28, 2002, 06:49:27 AM »

One dark day in Nintendo land, Wario was sitting having his car fixed when he recieved a letter. The letter read, "Come to Dr. Light's pad if you dare." Wario was, of course, up to the challenge. So he went running to Dr. Light's pad which was in Robot Land. He arrived at the house with a gun in his hand. Then a blue robot stepped out to confront him. Come kill me he said. Wario aimed his gun, ready to fire. Then Mario, for some odd reason, jumped in.

"What's-a goin' on here?" he yelled. "Shut up, Mario. This is none of your concern." Wario said. "Well I am gonna kill you both then." the blue robot said. Then he powered up his cannon. Bam Wario and Mario's heads blew clear off.

"That was too easy," the blue robot said. "Now come on, Mega Man, that was not a fair fight," Dr. Light said. "Well I won, didn't I?" Mega Man said. Then they heard a strange noise come from the ceiling. It was Link, ready to take Mega Man out. Link shredded Mega Man to pieces but then Mega Man regenerated. "You can't kill the master," he said. Then he took Link's sword. He stabbed Link with it. Then Link just went to the ground in pieces.

"Well, he is finished." Mega Man said. Then Sonic jumped in. "I will take ya out," he said. Then Mega Man powered up his cannon again. Sonic dodged it and hit him in the head. Megaman then summoned Bass to help him. Bass chopped off Sonic's head and ate it. Then bass shot Mega Man. "Well, ya can't kill the master," Bass said. Then he went to go shoot some clouds in Dreamland.

Editor's note: You should be so thankful that I proofread this for you.
----CW

Man people say they wanna try differant foods like oh yeah my gramma comes out of the kitchen and sais hey baby I made you some crum bum boobilay. And I hate now that kids say sticks andstones will break my bones but wwords will damage me. I also hate that people make fun of me and I have to cutgrass the next day I am like holy cow I cant stop cutting the grass GOODNIGHT AMERICA

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/28/2002 11:51:58 PM

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General Chat / Poeplkes rela names (if you care)

« on: October 01, 2002, 01:09:21 PM »

I was just wonderin what some of your real names are. I just want first names youdont have to give me middle or lastt (unless you want to) Well my real name Is T.J. Hinman Well see ya

I look up in the sky while eating my pie to see something that realy caught me eye. It was big and scary a little hairy. No it had no horns it was not the devil it was Ozzy Osbourne and he was on the level. And the first things to come out of his mouth before I ran for my life were RARERARERAAA it was out of site. So lets all run like Hell I repeat run like hell

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Forum Games / Battle Of Armies Funeral

« on: September 25, 2002, 05:49:12 AM »

Well the battle of armies topic is dead so I thought it would be best if we had a funeral for it lol. Okay here we go. The battle of armies was a fun thing sort of. We all had armies. Chupperson Weird had Namco I had Konami Screech had Sega Goombadoom had Interplay. Then we all took ittoo seriously. I started reviving proplr with the Homunculus. Screech started to use perfect chaos. The good topic then became evil. Me and MadMario who had Playstation teamed up and tried to defeat the Sega army and others. But that did not go well did it. So finally the topic got old and it passed on. Well lets hope that Homunculus did not revive because the topic deserves to R.I.P.. So now we say goodbye to the battle of armies. There was no winer and no loser. it was a topic of the ages and a topic of pure gold til we all ruined it. Goodbye Battle of armies sweet friend of light.

Wel thats it I am going home to eat pizza yaaaaay

 I am the Ninja who stealthfully approaches you to slice your throat. I am the coffee you are drinking. I am the destroyer or the healer. I will be the last person you will see. I am not a demon I am just a Renagade.

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General Chat / Funky Dealer

« on: September 15, 2002, 05:37:09 AM »

Well uhhhhh I was just wonderin if anyone has played jet set radio future. I love that series though they are discontinuing it i STIll like it.

I aint A WInner but a hot hand plavce yer bets ladies and gentlemen.

 I am the Ninja who stealthfully approaches you to slice your throat. I am the coffee you are drinking. I am the destroyer or the healer. I will be the last person you will see. I am not a demon I am just a Renagade.

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Video Game Chat / Anyone play Bemani games besides me

« on: August 23, 2002, 11:10:17 AM »

I mean Bemani makes great music games Like DDR Para Para Paradise Dance Maniax Pop'N'nMusic. I was wondering if anyone plays them. I can play up to 8 feetof difficulty on DDR. On Pop'N'Music I can play on 9 vbuttons and so on. So if anyone had playedd htese games or other bemani games let me know.

 I am the Ninja who stealthfully approaches you to slice your throat. I am the coffee you are drinking. I am the destroyer or the healer. I will be the last person you will see. I am not a demon I am just a Renagade.

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Video Game Chat / 10 reasons why SSBM is a great game

« on: August 23, 2002, 06:38:21 AM »

I will go 10 to 1 why Super Smash Bros Melee isagreat game.

10. The Homerun Hammer I mean it is not a super bloody machine gun that wil blow you out of the ring but stil a trusty weapon.

9. Homerun mode I can play that mode all day well formaybe 2 hours at the most.

8. The cars I have those cars help me alot beating my friends they rule The ones in the circuit stage are alot better to use though but the Ness ones are okay.

7. Fountain Of Dreams stage That stage is beautiful is it not?

6. The adventure mode. I love going through fighting the multiple enemies in that stage iI love that mode.

5. Kirby he has that great copying power he is a great charactor.

4. The Kongo Jungle song I love that song it is great.

3. The trophie things. I like all those little things They are so cool.

2. Link my bestfighter he rules at beating enemies The best charactor on the whole game if you take my opinion.

1. The fact it is a nintendo game I loooove thatnintendo made this game It just prooves they are the best.

Well thats it

 I am the Ninja who stealthfully approaches you to slice your throat. I am the coffee you are drinking. I am the destroyer or the healer. I will be the last person you will see. I am not a demon I am just a Renagade.

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Forum Games / Mario Tag tournament

« on: July 31, 2002, 08:24:40 AM »

One day in Mario world Mario was sitting on the couch when he recieved a letter. It was from a dude name Heihachi Mishima. It said t occupent you have been invited to a tournament please bring a partner with you sincerely Heihachi Mishima. Mario decided to bring Luigi with him. When htey arrived there were a bunch of people there.

Bowser Peac Daisy Wario and many others were there. Then Heihachi Mishima arrived. Good day everyone Heihachi said smiling. I will team you up against the Iron fist champions.

Then Jin Kazama Kazuya Mishima Paiul Pheonix and many others showed up. The first battle Mario and Luigi versus Paul and Law let the battle begin Mario shot fireballs at Law lawkicked them back. Paul dodged Luigis dirt kick with his Hair. Mario got realy mad and he Punched Law in the face. Law was bleeeding.

Luigi punched Paul in ther mouth. Then Marioio finished Law with a uppercut. Luigi punched Paul through a brick Wall finishing them. Next match Bowser and Toad versus Lee and Lei let the battle begin. Bowser fried Lei with his breath but Lei shot him in the stomach.

Toad ran and headbutted lee lee then killed toad with one chop. Bowser was fighting alone., He smoked Lee but Lei was giing on too. Battle after Battle went on then only four from each side were left

It was Wario Bowser Mario and Peach versus Jun Jin Kuma and King. They were killing each other. Mario punched Jin Wario sat on King Peach slapped Jun and Bowser flamed Kuma. Then the battle went to four people Jin Mario Wario and King. Mario eliminated Jin quickly. Then King piledrived Wario The tournament was over King and Mario won the tournament. As the prize they got 1,000,000 dollars and then Heihachi was shot in the face King did that. Now the tournament was over.





 I am the Ninja who stealthfully approaches you to slice your throat. I am the coffee you are drinking. I am the destroyer or the healer. I will be the last person you will see. I am not a demon I am just a Renagade.

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Mario Chat / Dancin mario should"nt it happen

« on: July 18, 2002, 12:40:21 PM »

When Mario beats bowser should'nthe break sdance or somethin. I mean I would be happy ifI beat a ten foot monster so I would dance.

 I am the Ninja who stealthfully approaches you to slice your throat. I am the coffee you are drinking. I am the destroyer or the healer. I will be the last person you will see. I am not a demon I am just a Renagade.

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Forum Games / Mario Murder story conclusion

« on: July 16, 2002, 12:51:02 PM »

The truth will now be revealed. Mario lied on the ground dead. Luigi stood nervice like he would pee his pants. Then a Green Man stepped forth. I will reveal the killer. It iswait wait wait a minu. I have made five endings.

Ending 1:

Green Man: It was Bill Gates.

Luigi: How could that be.

Green Man: Well he snipered and the stab mark was aneedle.

Luigi: Phew then I am innocent.

Axem Green: So Bill Gates was hunted down and killed and they dumped his body in the dump. Then Sega made games for Gamecube Playstation2 and Game boy advance.

Ending 2:

Green Man: It was Luigi.

Luigi: Okay I admit it I killed him. I stabbed Him in the back.

Peach: Why Luigi?

Luigi: I just wanted to be the popular plumber.

Axem Green: Then Luigi was capped by Toad and his body was eatenbymagots.

Ending 3:

Green Man: It was Bob Dole.

Yoshi: Who is that.

BobDole: Iam Bob Dole I can kill who I want.

Luigi: He was my brother.

Bob Dole: I am Bob Dole who cares.

Peach: You will die.

Bob Dole: I am BobDole you can't kill me.

Bow Pow Zork

Axem Green: Dole was Blown up.

Ending 4:

Green Man: It was Peach.

Luigi: Why did you kill him Peach?

Peach: He was cheating on me with Richard Simons.

All: What the why Richard Simons.

Peach: Mario was always gay I tried to saduce him to be straight.

Luigi: Ill thats naaaasty.

Axem Green: Then peach had her face dipped in acid.

Ending 5:

Green Man: It was O.J. Simpson.

Luigi: Oh my god.

O.J.: I did'nt do it I was in chicago eatin a sandwitch.

Luigi: Oh please.

O.J.: I was in uhh delaware combin my hair. This knife was just a comb looking like a knife.

Axem Green: O.J. was stabbed to death with a razor.

THE END

 I am the Ninja who stealthfully approachesyou to slice your throught. I am the coffee you are drinking. I am the destroyer or the healer. I will be the last person you wil see. I am not a demon I am just a Renagade.

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Forum Games / Bowsers diary

« on: July 13, 2002, 12:49:21 PM »

This is a idea I had. I know there were alot of diaries but this one I will begin from the very beginig of Bowser childhood until now so grab some popcorn and enoy.

Dear Diary.

Today I recieved a shell bike from my dad it is realy great I guess though I keep falling off it. I have a couple of boo boos on my knee but I Daddy sais they will heal in no time.

Dear Diary.

My boo boos stil have not healed it is begining to be very annoying. I have to put nosporin on and it stings. I got kissed by that ugly girl across the street yuck.

Dear Diary.

I am realy upset with my Dad. He told me I was going to go see the plumber oviebut he got drunk instead. I was mad at him and my Scabs still remain.

Dear diary.

I saw the plumber movie and now I hate plumbers. They like to kill anything green that is repulsive. I am stil mad at my dad for not taking me.

Dear Diary.

My father took a job as a plumber. I got so mad that when he was sleeping I suffacated him with a plunger. It felt so good I will be a bad guy now.

Dear Diary.

I have not written in 18 years but now I have something extrordinary to tell you. I saw a pretty blonde at the Mushroom kingdom. Her name is Peach she is so hot I have to kidnap her.

Dear Diary.

I kidnapped her she is captive at the Keep I will never let her go.

Dear Diary.

Ouch I wasbeaten up by two plumbers today. Their names were Mario and Luigi. I will sendmy kids after them.

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