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Forum Games / Re: Role Play begins! (everyone in the RPG read)

« on: July 29, 2000, 08:05:15 PM »

Koopa Troopa lay tied up against a rock. 'How could this fool of a Goomba capture me?' Suddenly, a portal opened in front of him.

"Wha?!" said Koopa,"What`s this?"

A cloaked figure stepped from the portal.

"I," he said, "am the great Kamek. You are the General of Bowser`s entire army?"

Although Koopa Troopa was only the general of the Koopa Troopas, he lied and said, "Why, yes I am."

"I need your help," said Kamek, "Bowser isn`t the only one with a plan."

'If he only knew...' thought Koopa.

"I am bringing the entire Koopa army to Bowser Island," said Kamek, "And we need you."

With a puff of smoke from his magic wand, the ropes dissapeared. Koopa Troopa jumped into the portal. He was brought to an island, in front of a whole army of Koopa Troopas.

"And now," said Kamek, "MARCH!!"

"Wait," said Koopa, "What`s that?"

On a distant island, a fat man sat watching with a look of shock on his face.

"Thank you, Koopa," said Kamek, "I can see why you were promoted. First, we must destroy that man."

The army hoped into the water and began to swim to where Wario stood on his island.

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Forum Games / Re: Role Play begins! (everyone in the RPG read)

« on: July 28, 2000, 07:28:07 PM »

Koopa Troopa stared through the hole in the wall. His mouth hung open. 'How could I let Mario get away?' he thought, but more importantly he thought, 'Why didn`t that retard of a King Koopa check Mario`s pockets when he captured him?!?'

"Ya know," said Wendy O. Koopa, "This is ALL your fault."

Koopa Troopa pretended not to hear her as he left the castle. Thinking to himself, 'If I catch Mario, I`ll surely be General of Bowser`s ENTIRE army. Then I can carry on my own master plan......'

"Hey," yelled Wendy to Koopa Troopa, who had now almost left the castle. "Did you hear me?!?"

Koopa Troopa ran outside to see Mario flying toward the Mushroom Kingdom. In the distance he could also see Luigi, walking and humming to himself. 'Those dim-witted Mario Brothers,' he thought, 'Even if they do relize how easy it will be to defeat Bowser for about the millionth time, MY master plan will come out of nowhere. Finally, I will show my worth.'

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Forum Games / Re: Role Play begins! (everyone in the RPG read)

« on: July 28, 2000, 07:27:23 PM »

Koopa Troopa stared through the hole in the wall. His mouth hung open. 'How could I let Mario get away?' he thought, but more importantly he thought, 'Why didn`t that retard of a King Koopa check Mario`s pockets when he captured him?!?'

"Ya know," said Wendy O. Koopa, "This is ALL your fault."

Koopa Troopa pretended not to hear her as he left the castle. Thinking to himself, 'If I catch Mario, I`ll surely be General of Bowser`s ENTIRE army. Then I can carry on my own master plan......'

"Hey," yelled Wendy to Koopa Troopa, who had now almost left the castle. "Did you hear me?!?"

Koopa Troopa ran outside to see Mario flying toward the Mushroom Kingdom. In the distance he could also see Luigi, walking and humming to himself. 'Those dim-witted Mario Brothers,' he thought, 'Even if they do relize how easy it will be to defeat Bowser for about the millionth time, MY master plan will come out of nowhere. Finally, I will show my worth.'

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Forum Games / Re: Role Play begins! (everyone in the RPG read)

« on: July 28, 2000, 07:00:45 PM »

Koopa Troopa ran in all directions, never too sure of what was going on. Colors flashed before his eyes. He saw magical rainbows and whales fly through the air. He was trying to get to Bowser`s Keep to tell him all that he had found. Finally he got to Bowser`s Keep. He ran into Bowser`s throne room to see the Koopa King explaining his plan to Mario.

"Koopa Troopa," Bowser said, "Without your help, I could not of found this fatso. You are now promoted to General. You now lead the Koopa Troopa section of my Royal Army."

Koopa Troopa would of been happier than he ever was in his life, if he had known what was going on. Ever since he gave Mario the mushroom, he had forgotten everything. In front of him, he thought that  Bowser was a dragon. A croutched Mario on the ground looked to him like the Pokemon "Muk." Suddenly, Koopa Troopa collapsed on the floor.

"****it!," yelled Bowser, "Why is my army full of drunks!"

After a few hours, Koopa Troopa regained his consicousness. He awoke to see Bowser explaininh his master plan to Mario. Koopa Troopa jumped up and stopped Bowser.

"What are you, retarded?!?" he yelled, "You can`t just give away your whole plan!!"

"So," said Bowser, "You finally come to."

At that point, Koopa Troopa explained all that he remember to Bowser. Koopa Troopa jumped to the conclusion that he began to hallucinate from the mushroom. At that point, Wendy O. Koopa ran into the room, damanding to be told why she wasn`t included in Bowser`s plan. Bowser began to explain to her, when Mario jumped up. He started to run out of the castle, when Koopa Troopa tackled him. Bowser ran over.

"Good job," he said, "Keep this up and you`ll be general of my entire army. And now, to get my plan in progress."

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Forum Games / Re: The RPG thing so far...

« on: July 28, 2000, 06:19:47 PM »

I was being Koopa Troopa under the UserName Goomba and Green Yoshi under the UserName Yo`ster B. So, now I`ll only be Koopa Troopa. Chocobo can now be the only Yoshi.

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Forum Games / Re: Role Play begins! (everyone in the RPG read)

« on: July 28, 2000, 06:01:53 PM »

Green Yoshi stood in front of her, eating her entire garden. After eating all her flowers, he let out a giant burp.

"Excuse me," he said.

"What did you do?!?," the princess exclaimed.

"Well," said Yoshi, "Mario finished off all the food in the castle and then wouldn`t let me eat any of that cake. It felt like forever since I had any food."

A vein stood out on Peach`s forehead. She had worked on that garden for hours.

"I`m really sorry," said Yoshi, "but you know how Yoshis have to eat at least twenty times a day, when we`re not hungry."

Peach looked like she was about to explode, when Toad, her most respectable retainer, ran up to her. He seemed to be rambling on about something.

"Koopa....woods......bite....Bowser...ouch....head...looked like a.... rock... and," was all that Toad could make out.

Peach also noticed that Toad had a huge bite mark in his head. Yoshi grabbed Toad and put him on his back. Yoshi carried him into the castle. Peach put Toad onto a couch. After Toad had rested enough, he could finally talk:

"I was walking through the forest and I tripped on a rock. I turned to see that the rock was realled a Koopa Troopa. I got in a fight with him and he bit a hole in my head. Then I ran to you."

Peach started to laugh.

"What`s so funny?" asked a confused Yoshi.

"All the Mushroom People`s head have hallucinagenic properties."

"Meaning..."

"Where ever that Koopa Troopa is, he`s hallucinating."

That made all three of them laugh.

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Forum Games / Re: The RPG thing so far...

« on: July 28, 2000, 05:21:20 PM »

Is it alright if I use two different UserNames to be two different characters?

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Forum Games / Re: Role Play begins! (everyone in the RPG read)

« on: July 28, 2000, 05:14:23 PM »

OOC- I am a Koopa Troopa, my UserName is Goomba.

IC- Meanwhile, Koopa Troopa stood with his fists up toward Toad. 'Hmm,' he thought, 'This one is smarter than that tall, green fool.' Without warning, Toad rushed at him. Koopa Troopa dodged to the side, opened his mouth around Toad`s giant, mushroom head and took a bite.

Then, with a mouthful of mushroom, Koopa ran away yelling, "See ya in hell, sucker."

Toad stood, moving his hand around the bite-mark in his head.

Then, the hallucinagen properties of the Mushroom Retainer`s head kicked in...

Hail Koopa!

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Forum Games / Re: Role Play begins! (everyone in the RPG read)

« on: July 28, 2000, 12:57:25 PM »

IC:

I watched as Luigi walked away toward the village. Little did he know that that was no rock he had tripped on. 'Slow-witted Luigi,' I thought to myself, 'never even saw me.'

I, or course, was a Koopa Troopa. Upon seeing Luigi coming, I hid in my shell. Luigi, with his head in the clouds, tripped right over me. King Koopa is gonna love to hear all that I have seen. Diguised in my shell, I have seen the location of fatso Mario and his pals. Mwa ha ha ha.

Meanwhile, Luigi walked on ot the village.

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Forum Games / Re: The RPG thing so far...

« on: July 28, 2000, 12:47:42 PM »

I`ll be Koopa Troopa.

Hail Koopa!

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Forum Games / Re: The RPG thing so far...

« on: July 28, 2000, 12:46:37 PM »

I`ll be Yoshi.

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Forum Games / Re: uh...role playing..

« on: July 28, 2000, 12:41:09 PM »

You said that we could join if we just ask you, right? Well, then can I be Koopa Troopa.

Hail Koopa!

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Forum Games / Re: mario x-files

« on: July 15, 2000, 09:59:21 AM »

Several days after that, the same man seen before was seen wearing orange overalls and a white shirt and hat. He seemed to be "throwing" small fireballs at bipedal turtles that were destroying everything in their path.

*Looks inside of a candy bar wraper. Reads:* You have just won a Sony Plays.... Oh it`s crap!!

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Forum Games / Re: Mario Word Association

« on: July 08, 2000, 03:27:33 PM »

Maze.

*Looks inside of a candy bar wraper. Reads:* You have just won a Sony Plays.... Oh it`s crap!!

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Video Game Chat / Re: Am I being to hard or are you being Nintendo's pets

« on: July 07, 2000, 04:44:12 PM »

Yoshi`s Island is a fun game, but can`t be compared to a Mario game for certain reasons. 1: The game play is too different to say if one is better than the other. 2:It`s not really a Mario game. It`s more of a spin-off with Yoshi and Mario with a sort-of cameo. I think that I`m the only person who actually likes Yoshi`s Story. Most ignorant players only see twenty-four levels and immediately dismiss it as "kiddy," but if you try to get a high score, the game gets a lot of depth. I agree that it doesn`t stand up to Mario64, Legend of Zelda, or Cruisin` USA, but it`s not crap. I know that Nintendo64 does have crappy games out, but not many. If you see only the crappy ones and not the good ones, then you`re missing the point.

*Looks inside of a candy bar wraper. Reads:* You have just won a Sony Plays.... Oh it`s crap!!