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Mario Chat / Re: More SSB Melee info needed

« on: June 21, 2001, 07:51:24 PM »

I may also need the following:
Info from IGNInsider
Movies (please, make them available for download through Idrive)

Now let's talk about Zelda... just kidding!

After all that Zelda-Shiek madness, I am beginning to think Peach is by far the coolest Princess around.

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Mario Chat / Re: Stop making fun of Zelda!

« on: June 21, 2001, 07:38:50 PM »

Look for my latest post in "Super Smash Bros. 2 - The Character List."
And methinks I've been going way crazy in "YKYPMGTMW..."

After all that Zelda-Shiek madness, I am beginning to think Peach is by far the coolest Princess around.

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Mario Chat / Re: YKYPMGTMW...

« on: June 20, 2001, 09:14:06 PM »

177.  Still on your way to Mushroom Kingdom, you end up in Kanto.
178.  You think Ash and Gary are Mario and Wario's sons (rivalry, colors; coincidence, huh?
179.  You think the Pokedex gives you data about each Mario character.
180.  You think Blastoise is Bowser's opposite clone (did I say that before?)
181.  You stomp on Weedle thinking it is a Wiggler...
182.  ... but you hurt your feet when realizing that the "flower" is really a spike.
183.  You pick up Oddishes, and throw them at Politoed (the Wart and vegetables connection...).
184.  You compare Misty's temper with Bowser's...
185.  ... and then get beat up by her!
186.  You think Paras' mushrooms will let you "power-up."
187.  You actually think Chansey is ripping off Yoshi.
189.  You paint Voltorb black, add some feet and some fuses...
190.  ... and you get a Bob-omb!
191.  You sue the Pokemon franchise for stealing Mario's well deserved fame...
192.  ... and you end up suggesting Mario about training Goombas.

After all that Zelda-Shiek madness, I am beginning to think Peach is by far the coolest Princess around.

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Mario Chat / Re: Super Smash Bors. 2 - THE character list

« on: June 20, 2001, 05:29:31 PM »

For MarioandLink:
Hey!  She does!  If the REAL Zelda were in those tights, everyone would know she is a woman because of the body shape (and her chest), so she must have made herself several modifications to her body (plastic surgery, I presume?), and voila!  A two-gender freak!  That proves that Zelda is not just a "tomboy", as you would say; she is a trans... you know what I mean.
About the movies, you can get them at cube.ign.com with no problem.

Only someone will remain as the true Nintendo mascot.  That someone is Mario.  Go, Mario, Go!

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Mario Chat / Re: YKYPMGTMW...

« on: June 19, 2001, 04:50:14 PM »

172.  Still on your way to Mushroom Kingdom, you end up in Koholint Island, then you wake up...
173.  ... and you are sure you are getting closer to Mushroom because of the Goombas, Piranha Plants, Cheep Cheeps, etc.
174.  But you end up in Yoshi's Island.
175.  And you actually get lost because the "Color Dinos" are so smart for you to explain the route to Mushroom Kingdom.
176.  You tell the following joke:  "People have been telling me that Zelda is a tomboy, but i think she's more than that.  One day I found her wearing manly overalls.  He He He!  Is there a Plumber in the House? Ha Ha Ha Ha HAAAAA!

Only someone will remain as the true Nintendo mascot.  That someone is Mario.  Go, Mario, Go!

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Mario Chat / Re: YKYPMGTMW...

« on: June 19, 2001, 04:49:40 PM »

172.  Still on your way to Mushroom Kingdom, you end up in Koholint Island, then you wake up...
173.  ... and you are sure you are getting closer to Mushroom because of the Goombas, Piranha Plants, Cheep Cheeps, etc.
174.  But you end up in Yoshi's Island.
175.  And you actually get lost because the "Color Dinos" are so smart for you to explain the route to Mushroom Kingdom.
176.  You tell the following joke:  "People have been telling me that Zelda is a tomboy, but i think she's more than that.  One day I found her wearing manly overalls.  He He He!  Is there a Plumber in the House? Ha Ha Ha Ha HAAAAA!

Only someone will remain as the true Nintendo mascot.  That someone is Mario.  Go, Mario, Go!

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Mario Chat / Re: Stop making fun of Zelda!

« on: June 14, 2001, 07:05:41 PM »

Hmmm... Maybe you're right.  Either that, or James (from Pokemon) is her stunt double... or Ranma.

Only someone will remain as the true Nintendo mascot.  That someone is Mario.  Go, Mario, Go!

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Mario Chat / Re: YKYPMGTMW...

« on: June 14, 2001, 06:57:36 PM »

155.  After the Zelda-Shiek incident, you think, "If Zelda can do it, Peach can too!"
156.  And then you find out that Peach can't because she never had a male "transformation" (stupid Shiekahs!)

Only someone will remain as the true Nintendo mascot.  That someone is Mario.  Go, Mario, Go!

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Mario Chat / Re: Super Mario Bros. Sequel

« on: June 14, 2001, 06:42:58 PM »

Heck!  I hope not!  I wish instead there's a real Mario movie (in Anime format).

Only someone will remain as the true Nintendo mascot.  That someone is Mario.  Go, Mario, Go!

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Mario Chat / Re: YKYPMGTMW...

« on: June 14, 2001, 05:06:40 PM »

As someone crazy would say, "The Empire Strikes Back!!!!."  And now, my posts:

131.  On your way to Mushroom, you end up in Hyrule Kingdom instead.
132.  You wonder if Talon and Ingo are real plumbers...
133.  ... and you realize they're not beacuse of the Bowser thingie on Talon.
134.  You wonder if Link travels through pipes.
135.  By mistake, you call Zelda "Princess Peach."
136.  You wonder, "Shouldn't that elf ride Yoshi instead of a horse?"
137.  You wonder if all the people in town are related to Wario and Waluigi (look at their ears).
138.  You're angry when knowing that the Marathon Man is as fast as Yoshi.
139.  You think that Link is ripping off Doki Doki Panic for picking up vegetables.
140.  You wonder if Link's next weapon should be a monkey wrench...
141.  ... or a hammer...
142.  ... or maybe a Fire Flower!
143.  You think the Mario cartoons beat the crud out of the Zelda cartoons...
144.  ... even though they're both garbage.
145.  You wonder if Bowser should think of better plans (think Ganon)
146.  You think everything green represents Luigi...
147.  ... or, unfortunately, Kokiri elves.
148.  You wonder if Navi would help Mario get the bucket out of his head.
149.  You wonder if Zelda has Mushroom Retainers.
150.  You suggest Zelda that to solve her "tomboy" problems (just look at Shiek), she should consult Dr. Mario...
151. ... but she ends up consulting Talon by mistake!

Only someone will remain as the true Nintendo mascot.  That someone is Mario.  Go, Mario, Go!

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Mario Chat / Re: Stop making fun of Zelda!

« on: June 14, 2001, 03:09:09 PM »

Ooops! Don't forget the other topic: Super Smahs Brothers 2 (topic posted by "Donkey Kong")

Only someone will remain as the true Nintendo mascot.  That someone is Mario.  Go, Mario, Go!

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Mario Chat / Re: Stop making fun of Zelda!

« on: June 14, 2001, 02:57:55 PM »

I agree, but if you think what you read was annoying, then what you'll read in the topic "Super Smash Bros. 2 - The Character List" is a torture (hint: Zelda is transs*xual)(repalce "*" with "a", and you'll know what I mean).

Only someone will remain as the true Nintendo mascot.  That someone is Mario.  Go, Mario, Go!

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Mario Chat / Re: Super Mario Adventure Comic (read!)

« on: June 11, 2001, 08:15:33 AM »

Hey penguinwizard!  You know what I got from those comics?  NOTHING!  Here's the message from Angelfire:

"Angelfire does not allow direct linking
from offsite, non-Angelfire pages,
to files hosted on Angelfire.
This practice of 'remote linking' reduces
our ability to serve out the homepages
of our members quickly and efficiently."

And I say Agelfire SUCKS!

Only someone will remain as the true Nintendo mascot.  That someone is Mario.  Go, Mario, Go!

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Mario Chat / Re: Super Smash Bors. 2 - THE character list

« on: June 10, 2001, 12:45:59 PM »

What do you say about Zelda?  Did she have to make herself a breast operation and genetic mutations to become male?  Wow! Trans*xualism is becoming a hot issue in the world of Nintendo.  How does she go to the bathroom?
About Panepon, wouldn't it be nice if we see Lip dukin' it out with Yoshi?  A lawsuit would be bogus, would it?
Note to Zelda:  Give it up, dudette.  What's the use disguising as Sheik if everybody knows who you really are?  Try fighting by yourself, like Peach!

Only someone will remain as the true Nintendo mascot.  That someone is Mario.  Go, Mario, Go!

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Mario Chat / Re: YKYPMGTMW...

« on: June 10, 2001, 12:23:34 PM »

33.  You suggest Peach that to gain hero status, she should turn into a ninja-like male (just look at Zelda, the Nintendo version of Ranma 1/2).
34.  You don't catch Pokemons; you stomp on them.
35.  You put a "Lost" sign regarding Pauline.
36.  You always eat your favorite fruit:  Peaches.
37.  You spray fertilizer on your dirty feet...
38.  ... and mushrooms grow out!
39.  You burn your own flowers.
40.  You suggest Jigglypuff to draw Mario faces on every sleepyhead.