The Mauser Show!

[Mauser]

This is basically another talk show designed so that you, the viewers, can unload all of your irr-and semi-relevant questions, not worthy of the MarioNut#1 Show.

I personally guarantee* a free Hawaiian island to the first one who calls in with a pointless question!~

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* not a valid guarantee.

 ~Just another pisanno.

[MarioandLink]

Y'know,there can only be one talk show here.two is just wierd.

I laugh for the sake of laughing.
 

[Weegie]

I think two talk shows is fine. Can I ask a question now? ;)

Exit, stage right! ;)

[GhettoMario]

Too late, i already did.

Question:   Why is Mario's mustache brown, when his hair is black.....i mean, why is Luigi the smaller fat brother?....wait a minute....i can think of something....

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"True Dat!"
Mæriô from da Ghetto©

[Mauser]

I have often wondered the first question myself; perhaps the dye from his cap has leached into his har, producing a componation of red and black: brown. Maybe he dyes his mustache black or his hair brown.
I dunno. It's a good question.

I can't quite understand the second, but I'm going to answer it anyway. What you are seeing is a bad Luigi clone in which they have accidentally issued Luigi's clothes Mario's body. I'm sure it will be cleared up sometime soon.

By the way; your island is in the mail* to you as we speak.

Next question...

 ~Just another pisanno.

*Island may not actually be in the mail.

Edited by - Mauser on 9/4/2001 11:24:42 PM

[Mauser]

» This thread to be closed due to lack of interest and recent complaints. No more questions will be answered.«
 - Mauser

[Marionut#1]

Glad I got that patent on my Radio Talk Show
:P

It''s a me Marionut#1