well, you see, the only problem with all that is that shooting taffy with a puny little missile wouldn't even slightly disable him. And as for the blob, well, stepping on his pieces would be more or less impossible because he couold just regather them before you could do anything about it, then he'd launch you into the air while you were stepping on him, so that didn't work. And what happened to the liquid nitrogen? Did he thaw already? I guess so. In that case, your guys are somewhere in the stratosphere and all my guys are in more or less perfect shape. (Come on, you can do better than that!)
As for myself, When you tried to attack me, I smashed whoever it was that attacked ne in the head with my metal arm. Let's say I got cut on the other arm in the process though so I'm kind of wounded.
Seeing that I might have some trouble keeping these characters alive, I summon (heeheheheheheheh) Kabuto from Giants: Citizen Kabuto, who immediately grabs Alucard (I'm sorry I have to do this, because he's one of my all-time favorite characters) and hurls him hundreds of feet away (I just couldn't eat him. He's too cool).
After this, Taffy fires a barrage of huge gumballs at all those Metal Gear people, who fired that useless missile at him.
The Blob just kinda sits there.
Then, for the heck of it, I summon Samwise Gamgee from Lord of the Rings. (Yes, they made the SNES game of it. This opens many new possibilities for me).
Then, I run off to let someone else do something. I don't want this to turn into one of those childish "Nuh-uh! I shot you five times!" things. Let's keep at least a little realistic, or else it won't be very fun.
Edited by - GoombaDoom on 8/30/2002 8:27:29 AM