"Oh. Whoops! I was momentarily confused when I wrote that thing about the Fission. Ok, then, I used the Fission to tear you guys's atoms apart, and so you don't exist anymore."
You don't seem to be getting the point. IT WAS A FREAKING JOKE!
"Another thing: LotR is NOT mYthology. (That's with a Y, not an i.) It's a book, for cryin' out loud! It's not even written in myth form!"
Um, Tolkien got some of his ideas from mythology, and spelling isn't one of my strong points.
"Related to that: The LotR game by Interplay - The title screen actually says: 'The Lord of the Rings, volume one.' It doesn't say anything about it being just the first two books. Also, Sauron exists while The Fellowship of the Ring takes place, even if he's not directly in the game, he's still there. They say how Sauron is waiting in Barad-Dûr and all that stuff. Check what you say before you say it, and I shall strive to do the same."
Yo, idiot boy! I have the whole Lord of the Rings series! The title page for Fellowship says "Volume One, The Fellowship of the Ring". I finished Fellowship, and there were only two parts that actually HAVE Sauron and not just MENTION him: At Lorien (eye), and when Frodo is on the throne at the top of the hill (hand looking around, I think)(this might not really be Sauron though). One more thing: This is a war between GAMES. All troops have to be DIRECTLY from the game; therefore, I can't use Frodo and you can't use Boromir's brother.
Wait a sec! Frodo appears in the PS2 game The Two Towers as an ally! Ok, that's an unfair advantage, and I'm not really sure about everything in The Two Towers for PS2, so I'm not using anyone but Legolas, Aragorn, and Gimli. Oh, and because of what I said, I'm not using the people in the Final Fantasy movie.
Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?