Post by: Jman on August 24, 2003, 01:09:12 PM
Kranky:But first!
(Pikachu comes down to the ring.)
Pika:(A bunch of stupid jibberish.)
Diddy: I think he just challenged Link!
Pika: (More jibberish)
Diddy: Oh my gosh! He just challenged Link to a Hammers, Beam swords and Pokeballs match!
Kranky: Here comes Yoshi! The two leading off SSB live! today!
We'll be right back!
Proud to be an American!
Edited by - Jman on 3/13/2004 5:45:45 PM
Post by: Jman on August 24, 2003, 03:53:08 PM
Diddy: 3
Kranky: 2
crowd: 1.
All:GO!!!!!!!!!!!
Diddy: Yoshi trys for a butt stomp, but Pikachu runs under him. Now Pikachu turns around and meets Yoshi's skull! Yoshi with a second headbutt! Now he kicks Pikachu in the side of the head!
Kranky: It's amazing how quick Pikachu is. It allows him to evade certain attacks. You saw his quickness when he evaded a butt stomp at the beginning of this match. Look out! Pikachu just gave Yoshi a thundershock!
Diddy: Now he captitalizes with a thunder attack! Here's an item box!
(Diddy tosses a crate into the ring.)
Kranky: IT'S A HAMMER!! GET THE HAMMER YOSHI!!! GET THE HAMMER!!!!! OH! PIKACHU GOT IT!!!!
Diddy: PIKACHU TRYING TO WHACK YOSHI! BUT YOSHI BLOCKED IT WITH A HOME RUN BAT!!!!! YOSHI BLOCKS ANOTHER ATTEMPT!!! Pikachu's hammer has run out! BUT NOW ASH KETCHUM HAS COME DOWN TO THE ARENA FLOOR!!!! ASH IS BEATING UP ON YOSHI! PIKACHU SETTING UP FOR A K.O.!!
Kranky: WAIT A MINUTE!!!! IT'S LINK!!!!
LINK RUNS TO THE RING AND BEATS ASH UP!!!!
YOSHI GRABS THE BAT!!!! LINK AND ASH FALL OFF THE EDGE OF THE ARENA!!!! PIKACHU TURNS AROUND AND MEETS YOSHI'S BAT!!!!! GOING, GOING, GONE!!!!
Diddy: Yoshi defeats Pikachu with help from Link!
Kranky: Ash Ketchum came down to help the struggling Pikachu, and in the midst of the double team, Link, perhaps answering to Pikachu's challenge, came down and made the save.
Meanwhile backstage, a car pulls up to the ramp.
Kranky: Who's in there?
Diddy: It's Mario! Mario arrives for his match against Link and Kirby. He's on his way to the arena floor!
So, how do you like my story so far? Come on, people!
Proud to be an American!
Post by: Jman on August 25, 2003, 01:01:47 PM
It started out way back in 1981. But then, several years after the battles of 1981, DK and Mario patched things up and became good friends. But Bowser wouldn't have it. He had hired DK as an asassin to put Mario out of action.
But during a match in which DK was Bowser's partner in a handicap match against Mario, DK turned on Bowser by smacking him with a home run bat. Thus ending the partnership.
But Bowser wouldn't stand for such a betrayal.
So on the fateful night of SSB live that very next week, he ambushed DK and Captain Falcon was able to heave DK off the edge for the win. And so, the battle between Bowser and DK isn't over. In fact, it has only just begun!
So, what do you think of my story? Review now.
Proud to be an American!
Edited by - Jman on 8/26/2003 7:25:23 AM
Post by: Jman on September 11, 2003, 09:21:36 PM
Kranky:Did you hear about this kid? He once staged a threat to destroy the TMK forum!
Diddy:Now here comes Hey! Jman! It's Jman!! Jman challenged marioguy to a hammers, beamswords and star rods match and it looks like marioguy accepted!
Kranky:And they're off! marioguy immediatly tries to grab a star rod, but Jman blocks him off!
Diddy:Oh my GOSH!!!! HE JUST NAILED,ABSOLUTELY CRUSHED MARIOGUY WITH A HAMMER!!!!!! OH MY!!! What a way to open the match! He rolls marioguy to the edge of the great fox, and throws him off!
Kranky:It's over already?
Diddy: WAITAMINUTE!!!! MARIOGUY JUST SNAPPED OUT OF IT!!!! AND HE BARELY MAKES IT BACK!!!! Well, everyone thought this was over after mere seconds, but marioguy suddenly came back to life! AND HE"S GOT THE HAMMER!!!!! OH!!!! A SHOT TO HIS OPPONENT!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! How will this match pan out, next!
Proud to be an American!
Post by: nintendofreak on September 11, 2003, 10:10:58 PM
X-Box and PS2 Suck with a capital "S".
Edited by - NiNtEnDoFrEaK on 9/11/2003 9:14:13 PM
Post by: Alucard on September 12, 2003, 08:55:04 PM
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You messed up my moose!-Rabbit
Post by: nintendofreak on September 13, 2003, 12:12:20 AM
X-Box and PS2 Suck with a capital "S".
Post by: Alucard on September 13, 2003, 10:16:13 AM
Also, I was talking to Jman, "nintendofreak". And the thread I made was called VGD. But like I said, just kidding! :D
PS Xbo... Ha! fooled ya! Actually, look forword to the next VGD today! Tommy Verceti VS Wario!
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You messed up my moose!-Rabbit
Edited by - Alucard on 9/13/2003 9:22:50 AM
Post by: Alucard on September 13, 2003, 10:26:31 AM
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You messed up my moose!-Rabbit
Post by: Jman on September 13, 2003, 04:09:10 PM
Such as "Hammers, beam swords and bats" matches which are the SSB counterpart to "Tables ladders and chairs" matches
And some steel cage matches as well.
And when one gets hit with an item, sometimes he'll fly off the edge, and sometimes he'll fall to the ground. This is basically WWE mixed with SSB.
.
Proud to be an American!
Post by: Jman on September 13, 2003, 04:22:49 PM
Cranky: Both men are finally back on their feet. And Jman takes it to marioguy!
You can see Sadib100 in the stands cheering on the demise of his evil twin. And a shot to the gut.
Diddy:Jman takes the beamsword, and he SWINGS AND DRIVES MARIOGUY TO THE EDGE!!! MARIOGUY IS DESCENDING TO HIS DOOM!!!!
WAITAMINUTE!!!!! IT'S MARIOGUY'S POKEMON FRIENDS!!! DANGIT!!! THEY'RE BEATING THE CRUD OUT OF JMAN!!!! BUT HE FENDS THEM OFF!!!! HE"S GOT A HAMMER!!!!! AND HE KILLS THEM ALL WITH IT!!!!!
Cranky:And now marioguy hits him with a homerun bat, and he is down.
Diddy: Remember, marioguy can either throw Jman off the edge, or pin him right here.
Diddy:And he goes into the cover! He's going to steal the match! 1,2, and HEY!!!! IT'S MEOWRIO!!!! MEOWRIO TAKES OUT A HOMERUN BAT AND HE CLOBBERS MARIOGUY WITH IT!!!!! AND NOW MARIOGUY IS DOWN!!!
Cranky:Meowrio rolls Jman on top of marioguy! 1..2..3! Jman wins it!
Ness: What I don't get is why I didn't get to say anything during this match!
Diddy: And still to come, the big title match between Mario Link and Kirby for the SSB super smasher title! That match is next!
Proud to be an American!
Edited by - Jman on 9/13/2003 3:25:39 PM
Post by: nintendofreak on September 13, 2003, 07:29:14 PM
Edited by - NintendoFREAK on 9/13/2003 6:30:43 PM
Post by: nintendofreak on September 13, 2003, 07:29:22 PM
X-Box and PS2 Suck with a capital "S".
Edited by - NintendoFREAK on 9/13/2003 6:36:19 PM
Post by: Jman on September 18, 2003, 05:21:27 PM
Proud to be an American!
Post by: Jman on September 18, 2003, 05:28:51 PM
Kranky:That we are! Coming up in a few moments, the groundbreaking match announced by SSB general manager Ash Ketchum. It is Kirby, the pink wonder. Against Link, the hero of time, against the one and only Mario! In a triple threat match for the SSB super smasher title!!!
Diddy:Wait! What's this?
Kranky:It's Dedede!!! King Dedede has come down to the ring! What's he doing here?
Diddy:What does Dedede have to say?
He's not gonna get to say anything! Here come the fighters!
Proud to be an American!
Edited by - Jman on 4/29/2004 6:35:05 PM
Post by: nintendofreak on September 18, 2003, 05:32:54 PM
Sorry if this pic is too big.
X-Box and PS2 Suck with a capital "S".
Edited by - nintendofreak on 11/29/2003 4:26:35 PM
Post by: Jman on September 23, 2003, 06:11:20 PM
Diddy:We're back again on Live! And now, the main event!
Kranky:Here comes the main man Mario!
(LOZ music plays.)
Diddy:Here's the hero of time, Link!!!!!
Kranky:And the third man in this contest, the pink wonder, Kiiiiirrrrrrrbyyyyyyy!!!!
Diddy:All 3 competitors set to square off!
3,2,1,GO!!!!!!!
Kranky:And it's a slugfest right from the get go!!! Keep in mind this is a ten minute fight!
So to win the title, one of these men has to outlast the others. If the fight finishes with two of the men tied in numbers of knockouts, the game goes to sudden death! And if all three are tied, it's triple
threat sudden death! Kirby with a hard kick sending Mario backwards!
Meanwhile, cameras capture Bowser, King Dedede, and Ganondorf entering the arena.
DDD:Well,hows we gonna do this?
Bowser:Be patient, Dedede!! We've got our instructions, now let's destroy this match!
Back in the arena...
Diddy: Link scores a knockout on Mario! But Kirby hits Link while he celebrates! Link is outta here! Kirby scores a K.O!!! Kirby and Link tied at one with 8:56 to go in this time rules match! And Mario blindsides Kirby! Kirby is going, going, gone!! Three way tie on a Mario's homerun bat shot on Kirby. 8:48 and ticking!
backstage again,
Bowser:Well, we sure showed him! Ha! Jman tried to stop us! Ha! What a wimp! Ha!
Ganon:How did you like my magic pumping up your superkick, Bowser?
Bowser:Gave me more than enough to take out that twerp with one kick!
Camera focuses in on Jman's K.O.d figure.
Diddy: Uh-oh! They just took out Jman!
Kranky: Hopefully more security can stop them before they get here!
Diddy:Kirby sucks up an item! He's become Fighter Kirby! Suplex to Mario!
Suplex to Link! He's really pumped now!
But Mario, in this streetfight, hits Kirby with a beamsword! Kirby is down, but now Mario is nailed by Link! And all three men are down! With 6:50 left in the match, time is called, with the score Mario 1, Kirby 1, and Link 1. You're watching SSB Live!
Proud to be an American!
Post by: Jman on September 25, 2003, 08:20:00 PM
Kranky:Waitaminute! Link is back to his feet! Using his magic, he's powered himself up!!! Mario back to his feet, only to recieve a shot from Link's powered up sword!
Diddy:Remember, there are two ways for
either of these three to win the match. To
throw their opponent off of the edge of the
arena, or to score a pinfall! Mario can
lose his title without even being pinned!]
Kranky:Fighter Kirby is back to his feet! And he dishes a shot to Mario! Shot to Link as well! And another to Link! And another to Mario! Kirby has Link! Oh, man! He hits him with a starslam! A sky high slam from Kirby as he leaps off his warpstar with Link in tow!
Diddy:Here's a cover! Shoulder down! And Mario, just barely broke up the three count!
Kranky:Link nearly getting pinned by Kirby, but Mario broke it up and saved Link, and himself! Mario with a home run bat! He smacks Kirby!!!! Kirby is going, going, gone! Waitaminute! NO!!! HE CAME BACK!! Oh, wow! Kirby just catching the edge and saving himself from falling behind! It's still a three way tie!
Diddy: And Mario breaks the tie with a drive to the deep left corner of the arena!
Link has been eliminated and with 3:32 left, Mario has put himself into position to keep his title! We'll be right back!
Proud to be an American!
Post by: nintendofreak on September 25, 2003, 09:30:12 PM
Edited by - nintendofreak on 9/25/2003 8:35:42 PM
Post by: Jman on September 28, 2003, 09:10:19 PM
great battle has already taken place,(Me vs
Marioguy), and another is still in progress,
the Super smasher title is up for grabs, but
Mario, with a score of 2 to 1 to 1, and 3:32
left on the clock, looks to hold on to his title. We'll be back.
Proud to be an American!
Post by: Jman on November 28, 2003, 02:43:50 PM
Cranky:Hey! Waitaminute! It's Bowser! And K.Rool! And Dedede! And Ganon! With just 2 minutes left in this game, Bowser and his friends have come down to the ring, and they are takng it to the competitors in this match!
Diddy:I can't believe it! Bowser and company have destroyed our competitors, and now Mario is thrown off the cliff with 1:42 left! They have just tied up the game by costing Mario a life! And they are still beating their respective enemies up!
Cranky: This is unbelievable! Bowser and comany have just thrown all 3 competitors off the cliff, making it even again at 30 seconds to go in the match!
Diddy: The end is copming soon, I can feel it! HEY!!!! IT'S JMAN!!!! HERE HE COMES DOWN TO THE RING!!!! A RIGHT HAND TO BOWSER! TO K.ROOL! TO DEDEDE!! TO GANNON!!
Cranky:Now he TAKES THEM ALL OFF THE CLIFF WITH A QUADRUPLE CLOTHESLINE!!! OH MY GOSH!!!! And now, after all the excitement, there's 10 seconds left, AND KIRBY JUST WHACKED MARIO!!!! GOING, GOING, GONE!!!!
WAIT! Time ran out before Mario died! We'll go to sudden death! We'll be right back!
Proud to be an American!
Post by: Markio on November 28, 2003, 02:56:21 PM
If chickens had lips, could they whistle?
Post by: Jman on November 29, 2003, 11:11:44 AM
Proud to be an American!
Edited by - Jman on 11/29/2003 9:13:29 AM
Post by: Jman on January 18, 2004, 09:54:07 PM
I tell you this... *mind goes blank* I forgot my line!
Edited by - Jman on 3/13/2004 5:49:32 PM
Post by: Jman on January 18, 2004, 10:06:07 PM
Diddy: Mario needs to leave it all on the floor tonight if he wants to keep his title!
Cranky: That's right Diddy! this contest was anybody's game, and then Bowser and friends joined in. Actually, it's still anyone's game! And here we are!
3.. 2.. 1.. GO!!!!! And they are all going at it like rabid pigs!
Diddy: Rabid pigs?
Cranky: It's late and I'm tired, and Mario is being double teamed by the challengers. Link has pulled out the master sword! It could end here! There's 3:30 left, but time doesn't matter! They'll play until someone dies!
Diddy: Link trying to finish Mario! And he misses with a slash and slashes Kirby instead! Brother, that had to hurt!
Cranky: Uh oh! A fight has broken out between Link and Kirby! Link has Kirby backed up to the cliff! And now, KIRBY TACKLES LINK OFF OF THE CLIFF??!! WHAT IS GOING ON??? The match is over! Mario has retained his title because of a scrum between Link and Kirby!
Diddy: What the heck was that all about?
We've run out of time! See you next time, on SSB live! Goodnight everybody!
Proud to be an American!
Edited by - Jman on 8/9/2004 8:39:00 AM
Post by: Jman on January 19, 2004, 02:09:47 PM
Cranky: Mario, Link and Kirby in a triple threat match for the Super Smasher title!
Diddy: The end is copming soon, I can feel it! HEY!!!! IT'S JMAN!!!! HERE HE COMES DOWN TO THE RING!!!! A RIGHT HAND TO BOWSER! TO K.ROOL! TO DEDEDE!! TO GANNON!! Cranky:Now he TAKES THEM ALL OFF THE CLIFF WITH A QUADRUPLE CLOTHESLINE!!! OH MY GOSH!!!! And now, after all the excitement, there's 10 seconds left, AND KIRBY JUST WHACKED MARIO!!!! GOING, GOING, GONE!!!! WAIT! Time ran out before Mario died! We'll go to sudden death!
Cranky: It all comes down to sudden death for the championship!
Mario is being double teamed by the challengers. Link has pulled out the master sword! It could end here! There's 3:30 left, but time doesn't matter! They'll play until someone dies!
Later...
Diddy: Uh oh! A fight has broken out between Link and Kirby! Link has Kirby backed up to the cliff! And now, KIRBY TACKLES LINK OFF OF THE CLIFF??!! WHAT IS GOING ON??? The match is over! Mario has retained his title because of a scrum between Link and Kirby!
I''m a rube, you''re a rube, we''re all rubes on this twisted Earth.
Post by: Jman on January 23, 2004, 03:58:41 PM
Cranky: Welcome to Super Smash Brothers live! Cranky Kong and Diddy in the broadcast booth! Tonight, The tag team titles are on the line as Mario and Luigi take on Wario and Waluigi in a falls count anywhere match! Also, it has been announced that Link and Kirby will duke it out in a streetfight next week! We'll give you the info on this sudden rivarly later! Donkey Kong v.s. Lateralus, one of Jman's brand new, "humiliation matches" next!
I''m a rube, you''re a rube, we''re all rubes on this twisted Earth.
Edited by - Jman on 1/27/2004 6:17:37 PM
Post by: nintendofreak on January 23, 2004, 07:31:03 PM
Post by: Jman on January 25, 2004, 07:45:54 PM
Ash: Tonight's match will be the first ever "humiliation match featuring Jman of the Fungi Forums against Lateralus of the idiots.
*crowd cheers*
Ash: But there will be no items in this match!
*crowd boos relentlessly*
Ash: For Jman. Instead, only Lateralus can use items in this match!
*Crowd boos histerically*
And before this match, I'd like to introduce,
*Jman's music "TNT" by AC/DC hits the speakers.*
Cranky: Oh man! This could be trouble!
Diddy: Jman doesn't look too happy! Ash just forbid Jman to use items, and gave Lateralus all access to items. Even unlimited Pokeballs! I'm beginning to think Jman just got jobbed by Ash! He'll have to fight Lateranus with his bare hands, next!
What in the name of fried chicken is he doing now?
Post by: Jman on January 27, 2004, 07:59:11 PM
Cranky: WHOA!!! If Jman loses he's fired! And this was supposed to be a humiliation match! Jman is now on the arena floor! Here comes Lateralus! And Marioguy! 3,2,1, GO!!! Lateralus and marioguy wasting little time as they double team Jman! But now he grabs both of those stickmen and, oh, he put their heads together! He throws them off the cliff to catch his breath! They're both back now! Lateralus has a hammer! Uh oh!
Diddy: Lateralus nails Jman with a hammer and he's outta here! NO! He came back! And they double team him again! They both have two lives, Jman only has one! And he's got high damage already!
Cranky: NO! Lateralus got a homerun bat! Jman's hours are numbered here on SSB live! marioguy holds Jman in place for Lateralus!
Diddy: WAITAMINUTE!!! IT"S LUIGI LOVER!!! SHE RUNS DOWN TO THE RING!!!
marioguy: what are you doing here, you idot?
Luigi~lover (slaps Marioguy)
Diddy: OOhhhhhhhhhh, man! AND JMAN HAS MARIOGUY IN A SUBMISSION HOLD!!! MARIOGUY TAPS!!! BUT LATERALUS HITS LUIGI~LOVER! SHE"S DOWN!!!! WHATTA JERK!!!
WAITAMINUTE!!!! JMAN GRABS LATERALUS!!! OH man! TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!! HE TOMBSTONES LATERANUS!!! Luigi lover leaves up the ramp as Jman beats on marioguy! We'll be right back!
What in the name of fried chicken is he doing now?
Edited by - Jman on 8/9/2004 8:41:44 AM
Post by: Jman on January 27, 2004, 08:15:08 PM
Camera shows Lateralus on a stretcher after his brutal beating by Jman.
marioguy: (censored) (you know with marioguy, there's going to be some edited curse words.) We would have had Jman fired, if not for Luigi Lover!
Lateralus: What we need to do, is set up a brooklyn style beat down for that blasted joy stealer! I know! Hehehehe!
They go to see General manager Ketchum.
marioguy: And then she slaps me, and next thing I know, Jman makes me tap out! So, L-man set up a perfect match for her. A brooklyn style beatdown!
Ash: You know, anyone who interferes with our plan to get rid of Jman deserves a beating. You got your match! It will be Lateralus, and Marioguy, and Bowser against Luigi Lover! Let's see how she meddles with our next scheme, when she's watching it at the hospital! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
Cranky: This is sick! Why go after the person who distracted you? Why do you not go after the person who won the match?
Diddy: Well, I'll say this, marioguy didn't gain any sense at all after taking that slap! This match is next!
What in the name of fried chicken is he doing now?
C''mon, ya want some of this?!!
Come get some! You''re about to get your butt handed to you by the Video game expert!
Edited by - Jman on 2/18/2004 1:09:43 PM
Post by: Jman on January 29, 2004, 09:25:51 PM
Link: Kirby!!!!!! You stole my chance of becoming Super Smash Brothers champion! I was setting up for a knockout, and you tackled me off the edge for no reason!!!
Cranky: That's not true! Link swung his sword at Mario, Mario moved, and Link hit Kirby, upsetting the pink wonder.
Link: So that is why, one week prior to our actual match, I'm calling you out!!!
Diddy: Whoa! Link just called out Kirby! And here comes the hero of Popstar!
Cranky: Now let us show you the footage from last week. Link was going for the knockout on the champion Mario, he missed and slashed Kirby. Kirby got upset, and tackled Link off of the edge, allowing Mario to keep his title!
Kirby: What do you mean "I got angry and tackled you for no reason?" You slashed me! Look at this wound!
*Kirby takes off the bandage and the crowd gasps*
Diddy: That's gonna be one nasty scar!
Cranky: What? What is he talking about?
Diddy: Apparently, Kirby is upset at Link for giving him a devastating scar on the forehead, and Link is upset at Kirby for spearing him off of the edge last week!
Cranky: Both of these men face off in a streetfight next week, but they're starting early! Link takes it to Kirby! Kirby trying to fight back, but Link knocks him off the edge! Link is not too happy!
*Marioguy's music hits*
Diddy: What? Oh no! Link heads up the ramp.
It's a disgusting match set up by that (censored) hole Ash! Bowser, Lateralus and marioguy take on Luigi Lover whose only mistake was messing with these guys' plan of ending Jman's career by interfering and slapping marioguy! The match is next!
What in the name of fried chicken is he doing now?
Edited by - Jman on 2/4/2004 2:04:04 PM
Post by: Jman on February 04, 2004, 04:02:42 PM
There has bee a cancellation of a Lateralus, marioguy and Bowser against Luigi Lover match. I'm afraid that might offend readers, especially those being featured as fighters. The new match will be Lateralus, Marioguy and Bowser against Yugi from Yugioh.
Diddy: Wow! Now this is going to be a good match! In this corner, we have the biggest meanest reptile the world has ever seen, Bowser! And in the same corner, he's the king of crack and perverts, give a nice loud welcome for Lateralus!
*crowd boos*
Cranky: Well, then welcome marioguy!
*crowd cheers slightly.
Diddy: Obviously, marioguy isn't very famous for his actions. He isn't a fan favorite. And in the other corner, it's the skank of all skanks, Yugioh!
*crowd boos*
Diddy: 3
Cranky: 2
crowd: 1
all: GO!!!!!!!!
Cranky: And everyone triple teams Yugi and they begin to slowly but surely beat him up.
Diddy: My hat's off to Jman for cancelling what this match would have been, Marioguy, lateralus and Bowser against Luigi Lover.
Cranky: Yes, now this is more enjoyable to watch. marioguy grabs his knife! Oh! He slits Yugi's throat! Blood is spilling everywhere! The small section of Yugi fans are booing this slaughter to no avail!
Diddy: Yugi is dead, but they are still beating him to a bloody pulp. Bowser setting up for the ultimate fireball punch! And he hits it! So long Yugi! This one is over! Marioguy Bowser and Lateralus win it! And now Bowser turns around and fries Lateralus! What was that all about?
Cranky: I guess Bowser doesn't trust anyone! But anyway, up next, it's the big one! Tag team titles are on the line as the Mario Brothers, Mario and Luigi take on the Wicked brothers, Wario and Waluigi in a falls count anywhere match!
What in the name of fried chicken is he doing now?
Post by: Jman on February 07, 2004, 08:52:10 PM
Diddy: And now let's meet our challengers!
*Mario and Luigi's music, a heavy metal version of the Super Mario Brothers Super Show theme song hits the speakers*
Cranky: Seeing as this is just the second show, all titles are vacant except the SSb title, which Mario holds. So there are no current tag team champions, despite what we said earlier.
Diddy: That match is next!
What in the name of fried chicken is he doing now?
Post by: nintendofreak on February 08, 2004, 01:24:48 AM
Post by: Jman on February 08, 2004, 05:04:01 PM
What in the name of fried chicken is he doing now?
Post by: nintendofreak on February 08, 2004, 11:48:26 PM
Post by: Jman on February 10, 2004, 04:26:40 PM
C''mon, ya want some of this?!!
Come get some! You''re about to get your butt handed to you by the Video game expert!
Post by: nintendofreak on February 10, 2004, 11:23:14 PM
Post by: Mr_MistorMario on February 13, 2004, 04:35:07 AM
MADNESS! Macho Man Marioooooooo! OHHH YEAA!
Whata ya gonna do when this Italian Stallion runs over you with the big fist and follows
up with his patented ATOMIC ELBOW DROP off the top rope. OHHH YEAAA! I'm the MADNESS
*Mario stares into the camera and seems to
zone out with a crazy look on his face*
Post by: Jman on February 17, 2004, 04:14:18 PM
Diddy: Waluigi may be newer, but he and wario are exactly evil replicas of the mario Brothers! This is the fight I thought it would eventually come down to! And here comes Ash Ketchum, general manager.
Ash: I have an announcement.
Diddy: Wake me when he's finished! ZZZZ
Ash: If Mario and Luigi lose this match, they will be fired! Yes, if they lose the match they lose their jobs as well! And to make sure everything is fair, there will be no items!
Cranky: Aw come on!
Ash: And, there are no knockouts! If one should get knocked out, the match will continue! Even if I have to roll one on top of the other and count the 1,2,3 myself! And the match is no disqualification!
Diddy: Is he done?
Cranky: Yes.
Diddy: Okay then! Introducing the first two challengers making their way to the ring, Mario and Luigi, the Mario Brothers!
*Crowd goes wild.*
Cranky: And the next two men are the tag team champions, Wario and waluigi, the Wicked Brothers!
Diddy: And now for the customary 3!
Cranky: 2!
crowd: 1!
All: GO!!!
Diddy: Mario and Wario start off this monumental match! As they trade punches, you can see into the crowd of a sold out Nintendome here in the Mushroom Kingdom. There sit Princess Peach Toadstool, and Princess Daisy. Back to the match, Mario has Wario in a Super Mario super stretch!
Cranky: Wario delivers a kick to Mario's head. Rolls him up 1, 2, kickout! Both men back to their feet! Mario with some air, and he drops Wario right on his head! Both men down. Mario needs to make a tag! He does, and here comes Luigi! Wario tags in Waluigi, and the two Luigis are squaring off! Luigi with a takedown! This match is going by rather quickly without items.
Diddy: There's no DQ, and yet, there's a referee in the ring explaining that there is disqualification! So now this is a regular match without items! Ketchum must have lied!
Cranky: Luigi about to do his finisher! We could have new champions! Luigi hits the Super Luigi drop! The cover! 1,2, He kicked out! Waluigi kicked out! Luigi cannot believe it! Luigi charges at Waluigi who pulls the rope, and Luigi goes over the top! Mario rushes him and Whoa! Wario caught him and hit a spinebuster! Cover 1,2,kickout! And now Mario charges Waluigi and he flies over the top as well! We'll be right back!
C''mon, ya want some of this?!!
Come get some! You''re about to get your butt handed to you by the Video game expert!
Edited by - Jman on 4/29/2004 6:41:44 PM
Post by: Jman on February 17, 2004, 04:49:58 PM
Diddy: Mario is still down. This is not a good sign. He looks like he's clutching his leg. I think the impact of the move smashed his leg. Here come the paramedics with a stretcher! Mario is being hauled away.
*5 minutes later...*
Diddy:Well now Luigi is in a handicap match and the Wicked brothers start the double team!
Cranky: Mario is gone, Luigi looks like he has nothing left, but look at this! Look who's coming to the ring! It's DK! Donkey Kong! And DK climbs into the ring! Luigi has a partner! DK is cleaning house, but he still is not the legal man! Now the official tells him to leave the ring. And the Wicked Brothers give him the 3D! The official is down! Those dirty...!
Cranky: DK leaves the ring, and Luigi comes back in! And they double team him! Luigi had little time to rest while DK was in, and they throw Luigi into Dk knocking DK off the apron, and then they hit the 3D on Luigi! That's it! It's over! The champions will retain the title, and Luigi and Mario will be fired!
Diddy: But there's no referee! They set their sites on DK now! They set him up for a 3D, but he gives them a monster double clothesline! DK heads back to the ring! Luigi is struggling to his feet! What a match! Wario and waluigi back in the ring! But there is order now as the official is up again.
Cranky: This match is living up to the hype! Waitminute! It's Bowser! Bowser comes down to the ring! DK and Luigi have no idea! Bowser pulls DK off of the apron! Here comes one of the most devastating moves the world has ever seen! Bowser with a Bowser toss! DK flies in the air and smacks his head on the roof of the stadium! He's out cold! He heads into the ring to rough up Luigi! But someone comes through the crowd! It's Luigi Lover! She's back! She's got a hammer! She smacks Wario! She smacks Waluigi! She tries to smack Bowser,but Bowser blocked it!
Diddy: Going for the Bowser toss! He knocks over the official in the progress! Somebody stop this! Wait! It's our general manager! He climbs in the ring! Is he actually showing concern for someone besides himself?
Ash: Do it Bowser! Go ahead!
Cranky: Ash has lost it! Ash is sick! He's lost his marbles!
Diddy: HEY!!!! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!! IT'S MARIO!!! IT's MARIO!!! INJURY AND ALL!!
He picks up the hammer! He smacks Bowser, and Bowser falls out of the ring! He smacks Wario! He takes out Waluigi! Luigi covers! But there's no official again! DK is back in the ring! 1,2,3!!!!
Cranky: YES!!!!! The Mario Brothers win!!!!
Diddy: Can DK appoint himself referee like that?
Cranky: Who cares? The Mario brothers are the new tag team champions!!! Goodnight everybody from the Nintendome in the Mushroom Kingdom!!!!!
C''mon, ya want some of this?!!
Come get some! You''re about to get your butt handed to you by the Video game expert!
Post by: Jman on February 18, 2004, 03:19:04 PM
Diddy: Waluigi may be newer, but he and wario are exactly evil replicas of the mario Brothers! This is the fight I thought it would eventually come down to! And here comes Ash Ketchum, general manager.
Ash: I have an announcement.
Diddy: Wake me when he's finished! ZZZZ
Ash: Whoever loses this match will be fired! Yes, whoever loses the match loses their job as well! And to make sure everything is fair, there will be no items!
Cranky: Aw come on!
Ash: And, there are no knockouts! If one should get knocked out, the match will continue! Even if I have to roll one on top of the other and count the 1,2,3 myself! And the match is no disqualification
Later...
Mario rushes him and Whoa! Wario caught him and hit a spinebuster! Cover 1,2,kickout! And now Mario charges Waluigi and he flies over the top as well!
Diddy: Mario is still down. This is not a good sign. He looks like he's clutching his leg. I think the impact of the 3D drop smashed his leg. Here come the paramedics with a stretcher! Mario is being hauled away.
Later...
Luigi looks like he has nothing left, but look at this! Look who's coming to the ring! It's DK! Donkey Kong! And DK climbs into the ring! Luigi has a partner! DK is cleaning house, but he still is not the legal man! Now the official tells him to leave the ring. And the Wicked Brothers give him the 3D! The official is down! Those dirty...!
and they throw Luigi into Dk knocking DK off the apron, and then they hit the 3D on Luigi! That's it! It's over! The champions will retain the title, and Luigi and Mario will be fired!
Diddy: But there's no referee!
Later...
Waitminute! It's Bowser! Bowser comes down to the ring! DK and Luigi have no idea! Bowser pulls DK off of the apron! Here comes one of the most devastating moves the world has ever seen! Bowser with a Bowser toss! DK flies in the air and smacks his head on the roof of the stadium! He's out cold! He heads into the ring to rough up Luigi! But someone comes through the crowd! It's Luigi Lover! She's back! She's got a hammer! She smacks Wario! She smacks Waluigi! She tries to smack Bowser,but Bowser blocked it!
Diddy: Going for the Bowser toss! He knocks over the official in the progress! Somebody stop this! Wait! It's our general manager! He climbs in the ring! Is he actually showing concern for someone besides himself?
Ash: Do it Bowser! Go ahead!
Cranky: Ash has lost it! Ash is sick! He's lost his marbles!
Diddy: HEY!!!! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!! IT'S MARIO!!! IT's MARIO!!! INJURY AND ALL!!
He picks up the hammer! He smacks Bowser, and Bowser falls out of the ring! He smacks Wario! He takes out Waluigi! Luigi covers! But there's no official again! DK is back in the ring! 1,2,3!!!!
Cranky: YES!!!!! The Mario Brothers win!!!!
Diddy: We have new tag team champions!!!!
C''mon, ya want some of this?!!
Come get some! You''re about to get your butt handed to you by the Video game expert!
Post by: Jman on February 18, 2004, 03:25:51 PM
Diddy: And we have the match that was cancelled last week. But Marioguy and lateralus both suffered injuries as a result of Jman! So the new match will be Luigi Lover with two partners VS Bowser, King K.Rool and a mystery partner! The first match will be a rematch of their battle two weeks ago, Yoshi VS Pikachu! That match opens our show next!
C''mon, ya want some of this?!!
Come get some! You''re about to get your butt handed to you by the Video game expert!
Post by: Jman on February 26, 2004, 03:35:05 PM
C''mon, ya want some of this?!!
Come get some! You''re about to get your butt handed to you by the Video game expert!
Post by: nintendofreak on February 27, 2004, 01:12:05 AM
Post by: Jman on March 09, 2004, 04:52:00 PM
Diddy: But first, we have a match issued by general manager Ash Ketchum!
Cranky: A new SSB title belt has been created by Ash. It is the brand new Nintendo Entertainment Championship! That is the championship that Yoshi and Pikachu will be fighting for!
Diddy: Here we go! Yoshi and Pikachu for the Nintendo entertainment championship! Like Cranky just told you! They start off circling each other. Yoshi takes Pikachu down! Then he misses with a headbutt! Pikachu connects with a thundershock, and Yoshi is down!
Cranky: At the Ultimate smasher tournament, SSB's first ever special, these two will take each other on in a world's cutest mascot match! Pikachu gives Yoshi a thunderdrop! Yoshi is stunned! Pikachu throws him off the cliff! Yoshi snaps out of it and makes it back! And then he runs into another thunderdrop!
Diddy: Yoshi is down, Pikachu covers! 1,2, Yoshi kicked out! If Pikachu can defeat Yoshi, he will become the first Pokemon to hold a title! Pikachu and Yoshi back to their feet! Yoshi with a clubbing headbutt! Pikachu is dazed! Yoshi with a ground pound landing on Pikachu! 1,2, Pikachu just got the shoulder up! So close for Yoshi! We'll be right back!
I tell you this... *mind goes blank* I forgot my line!
Edited by - Jman on 3/9/2004 2:53:28 PM
Post by: Jman on March 09, 2004, 05:07:27 PM
Donkey: Yeah, I had to come down to the ring after Diddy got suspended for the rest of the night! Pikachu picks up a bat! Yoshi's in trouble!
Cranky: Pikachu kicks Yoshi in the head, and both are down now. Remember Pikachu's challenge to Link on our premier show? Well, Link accepted the challnge and now he will face Pikachu in a hammers Pokeballs and beamswords match!
Donkey:Yoshi grabs the bat! pikachu's in trouble! Waitaminute! It's Ash Ketchum back for more! He releases a Venasaur on Yoshi! Yoshi's in trouble now!
Cranky: Here comes Mario down to the ring! Mario with a right hand to Ash knocking him down! Now he pulls out his hammer!!! Mario then gets caught by Venasaur and now Pikachu whacks Yoshi with the bat and that's all she wrote! Dangit!
Cranky: Pikachu becomes the champion because Ash cheated! We'll be right back with Jman v.s. Dark King!
I tell you this... *mind goes blank* I forgot my line!
Post by: Jman on March 13, 2004, 07:43:40 PM
Diddy: And here comes... wait a minute! Where's Dark King? Oh, here he comes.
CRanky: Wait! Diddy? I thought you were suspended!
Diddy: I was, but then Ash let me stay, calling me the best announcer here and calling you old crap. Dark King runs to the ring where Jman wastes little time and starts punching him in the corner.
Cranky: Jman is undefeated in SSB so far. He is 1-0. His first win was against Marioguy. Now he goes for a head scissors and nails it! DDT! Dark King is down. Here's the cover! 1,2,3!
Cranky: That was short! Jman makes quick work of the arrogant Dark king. JUst 28 seconds ticked off of the clock before Jman pinned Dark king. Jman's record stands at 2-0!
Diddy: We'd like to take some time to tell you that at The ultimate smasher tournament, Mario and Luigi will defend their tag titles against Wario and Waluigi! And also, Link vs Pikachu in a hammers, beamswords, and Pokeballs match! Mario will also defend the SSB title against Bowser! Speaking of which, Bowser battles Kirby, next!
I tell you this... *mind goes blank* I forgot my line!
Edited by - Jman on 3/25/2004 3:56:53 PM
Post by: Jman on March 16, 2004, 03:36:41 PM
Diddy: We all know about the thought to be joke challenge from Pikachu to Link on our first episode. Well, joke no more! Pikachu takes Link on in a Hammers, Beamswords, and Pokeballs match!
Cranky: And the only other match heard of so far, Mario and Luigi, our new tag team champions, defend the titles against Wario and Waluigi. That should be a good one.
Diddy: It's time for our next match! entering the arena floor right now, the pink wonder, Kirby!
Cranky: Kirby and Link tangle in a streetfight next week, but now Kirby has to focus on his opponent, the King of the Koopas, Bowser!
Diddy: Bowser looks Kirby straight in the eye. He's trying to intimidate his opponent.
Cranky: Well, how can one not appear intimidating when you're that tall? Bowser looks like, well, himself compared to me!
Diddy: Kirby strikes first, but Bowser didn't even feel it! Now Bowser clubs him with a big right hand, knocking him off of his feet! Kirby leaps back to his feet, only to receive another clubbing blow from Bowser! Bowser picks Kirby up! Oh no! Bowser toss! Bowser toss! Bowser toss into the steel barricade on the outside!
Cranky:Kirby slams hard against it and falls to the floor! Bowser with a garbage can! He's somehow managed the sneak an illegal item into the building! The ref has come over to steal the can away from Bowser! Bowser lays him out!
Diddy: Kirby is helpless now! He can't beat Bowser by himself! Bowser goes over to Kirby who has just woke up! Kirby turns around and Bowser lays him out with the trash can!
Cranky: There's no referee! Kirby's as good as dead! Kirby struggles to his feet, But Bowser lays him out again!
(At this point, the crowd is booing relentlessly.)
Diddy: The crowd is hating this, and It's hard to see why not. Bowser and Kirby were fighting one on one, and Bowser had the match won on the Bowser toss, and yet he decided to throw Kirby out of the ring and beat the holy goo out of him.
Cranky: Here come more officials, but Bowser lays all of them out to dry! Waitaminute! It's Luigi Lover! She and two partners take on Bowser and K.Rool and their partner later tonight! But here she is now!
Diddy: She walks up to Bowser! You're making a big mistake kid! Bowser misses with the trash can! AND SHE KICKS IT INTO HIS FACE!!!! Ooooooohhhhhhhh, my! Bowser falls to the ground! The crowd is going nuts for the young Canadian! Luigi Lover goes over to check on Kirby!
Cranky: Look out! Bowser was just playing Possum! Oh my gosh! Look out kid! BOWSER NAILS LUIGI LOVER WITH THE TRASH CAN!!!! SON OF A (blank) (blank) blankity blank blank blank)!!!!
Diddy: Cranky, we can't have that kind of language!
Cranky: But he just hit the girl with the same trash can that annihilated Kirby! The crowd will not stop booing!
Diddy: Oh man! I don't believe it! Here comes Mario! Mario runs down to the ring! Bowser misses with the trash can again! Mario punches the can! Bowser falls over again! But will he try and trick Mario the same way he tricked Luigi Lover?
Cranky: Speaking of which, Luigi Lover would love to see Luigi come down to the ring right now! Hey! Here he comes! Mario and Luigi double team Bowser with their hammers!
Diddy: But Bowser runs away through the crowd with Mario in hot pursuit! Luigi stays behind and, now he's calling for help. Help for Kirby and Luigi Lover that is. We'll be right back!
I tell you this... *mind goes blank* I forgot my line!
Edited by - Jman on 3/16/2004 1:38:23 PM
Post by: Jman on March 16, 2004, 03:53:18 PM
CRanky: I would like to take this time to apologize for saying things had to be censored. I just lost it for a few moments. Ahem, anyway, with us now is guest commentator Jman. Jman, what are your thoughts on what just transpired?
Jman: Like Diddy, I can't find the right words. But I will say something. Bowser is a gutless coward for attacking a girl. Man, he'd better pray I'm not still steamed about this in three weeks when we go head to head at the ultimate smasher tournament, or there will be heck to pay!
Diddy: You seem so confident. But aren't you a little bit even the least bit scared about what might happen, what he might do to you?
Jman: He's already shown me all that he can do. The only thing he's good at is beating up girls and small pink creatures. I will avenge both of them at UST!\
Diddy: I understand you're going to be here commentating with us for the next match.
Jman: Yep. I wanted to be at ringside to see Bowser get his just desserts!
Diddy: Okay. We'll be right back with Bowser, K.Rool and a previously unnamed partner against Luigi Lover and her two mystery partners!
Cranky: But how will Luigi Lover be able to compete in this one?
(break)
I tell you this... *mind goes blank* I forgot my line!
Edited by - JMan on 3/16/2004 1:57:27 PM
Post by: luigi~lover on March 16, 2004, 04:08:37 PM
Anyways, I love your story! And I guess now I have to pick two partners.... hhmmm.. can they be people from the forums?
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Edited by - luigi~lover on 3/16/2004 2:10:29 PM
Post by: nintendofreak on March 16, 2004, 11:34:52 PM
Post by: Jman on March 17, 2004, 03:57:09 PM
Hey, you can expect sparks to fly when Mario and Luigi battle Bowser and Wart next week!
I tell you this... *mind goes blank* I forgot my line!
Post by: Jman on March 18, 2004, 03:09:43 PM
Diddy: It sure is! But Luigi Lover was laid out by a trash can not too long ago! Does she have the strength to compete in this match?
Jman: I don't know. But from what I've seen, this is her biggest hurdle so far, and she's cleared the rest! Luigi Lover, if she does make it out here for the match, will want to get her hands on that piece of slime, Bowser!
Diddy: Well, Here comes the Koopa king, and the fans boo him to no avail! He's telling them to shut the blank up! Wow. Here comes Bowser's partner K.Rool. He comes down to a chorus of boos, except for the Kremlings- only section.
Jman: And here comes the second partner for Bowser. Oh my gosh! Are you kidding me? It's...It's (lights go out.)
Cranky: Who is it?
Jman: I don't know! Wait! The lights are back on! Oh my gosh! It's Robotnik! From the Sonic universe!
Diddy: We'll be right back! Who did Luigi Lover pick?
I tell you this... *mind goes blank* I forgot my line!
Post by: luigi~lover on March 18, 2004, 07:50:32 PM
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Post by: Popple on March 18, 2004, 10:42:09 PM
[edit] I missed the part with Trainman, disregard the above statement.
[edit] I also just realized that Popple is a bad guy and would be on bowser's side.
Edited by - Popple on 3/20/2004 11:19:05 AM
Post by: Jman on March 19, 2004, 10:58:38 PM
Jman: I've got a tail to kick! And that tail is attached to the body of Bowser!
Diddy: Well, good luck tonight.
Jman: Thank you.
Diddy: Jman heads to the ring to partner with Trainman but still no sign of Luigi Lover! So this is now a 3 on 2 handicap match!
Cranky: Trainman and Bowser start! They stare each other down and now Bowser misses with a superkick! Trainman connects with a suplex! Now a box falls from the sky! It's a set of Pokeballs! Trainman throws the pokeball in the center of the ring! Out comes a beedrill! Oh, this will be fun to watch! Here they come!
Diddy: OH!!! That has got to hurt! Bowser lands on his feet after the beedrill attack and now Trainman connects with another superkick! Here's a cover! 2, and Bowser powers out! Man, Bowser really was a slimebag earlier on tonight.
CRanky: You're telling me! Beating up on Kirby, which was legal, but the illegal trash can shots to Kirby and then to Luigi Lover! Man, I hope Jman destroys Bowser tonight! Remember still to come Mario defends the title vs Donkey Kong!
Diddy: While Cranky was jabbering about that, Bowser managed to grab a hammer and beat Trainman down for a 2 count. Bowser with another shot to Trainman! Trainman really needs to make a tag! He tries, but Bowser drags him back to the other corner! Bowser in control, and now he tags in K.Rool. King K.Rool with some rights to Trainman. K.Rool hurls his crown at Trainman! He misses! Trainman ducks and the crown hits K.Rool instead! K.Rool is stunned. Trainman hits the train wreck! 1,2, and K.Rool just kicked out! Trainman hits a spinebuster in desperation! He crawls top the corner! He needs to make a tag! And he does to Jman! K.Rool tags in Bowser! It's the Ultimate smasher tournament come early!!!
Cranky: Quit hogging the commentary! Bowser misses with a fireball! Jman gets behind him! Calling for the neck breaker! he tags in Trainman, and they hit the double neckbreaker from behind! Trainman now works on Bowser! Bowser suddenly grabs Trainman and hits the super koopa super slam! Cover! It's over! 1,2, Jman saves the match!
Diddy: Trainman trying to tag Jman, but Bowser pulls him to the corner! Robotnik tags himself in! Robotnik with a legdrop! Man, that's like dropping a huge block of cement on your head! Trainman looks for Jman again! But where did he go? He's outside the ring! Pulled off the rope by a hooded stranger! He lifts up the hood!
Cranky: Are you kidding me? It's Marioguy! How did he get here? While the official is distracted, Bowser gets another Super Koopa Super slam on Trainy! Robotnik covers! 1,2, Trainman kicked out! He kicked out! Marioguy leaves in disgust!
Diddy: But now Bowser has a trash can! Oh no! Oh gosh no! No! It can't be! He lays out Trainman! Jman comes to his partner's aid, but gets flattened as well! The oficial tells Bowser to stop, and Bowser lays him out again! Just like earlier tonight!
Cranky: It looks like all is lost for our heroes. WAITAMINUTE!!!! IT"S HER!!! IT'S REALLY HER!! LUIGI LOVER IS HERE! SHE'S STANDING OUTSIDE THE RING!!! She climbs in!!!! Bowser is stunned!!! We're all stunned!! An item box! A Home run bat! She sends K.Rool outside the ring! Jman goes out after him! She sends Robotnik outside! She sends Robotnik out of the ring! And there goes Trainman over the top rope! Lands on Robotnik! It's just Luigi Lover and Bowser now!
Diddy: Luigi Lover turn around only to meet a shot from Bowser's trash can! NO!!!! He covers! 1,2,Jman comes out of nowhere to break up the count! Bowser grabs Jman by the throat! It's super slam time! Oh no!
CRanky: Wait! Look up there! It's Mario! Mario is standing on the ramp! Bowser is distracted! Jman holds Bowser in place while Luigi Lover smacks him with her bat! Goodbye Bowser! Off to Mars for you! Yes!! The young Canadian wins it with partners Jman and Trainman!!! Score one for the underdog!!!
Diddy: What a match! We will review this match when we come back and then, it's Mario vs Donkey Kong for the SSB title!
I tell you this... *mind goes blank* I forgot my line!
Post by: Childofthepotatoe on March 19, 2004, 11:31:52 PM
And mario picks up a.....a....a.....a.....
ATCHOO!! er, sorry bout that.
And mario has smashed Dk's skull in with his hammer suit! I'm tellin you, diddy, this is the UGLIEST,GORIEST,fight i've ever seen in my entire life!
Diddy:Ohh!! D.K. is on the floor on top of what seems to be a slick of red liquid, as the super star lights himm on fire!!
Kranky:IT's over!! D.k. has been eaten alive (sort of alive, any way) By the plumber !! What do the judges have to say about this ?!
Judges: Donkey Kong Has lost the match[along with his life!] To the new SSB Champion, MArio Mario of the Mushroom Kingdom!!!!!
(and the crowd goes nuts)
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata! Ain''''t no passin'''' craze! It means "no worries" for the rest of your days! It''''s our problem free philosophy! Hakuna Matata!
Post by: Jman on March 19, 2004, 11:36:23 PM
I tell you this... *mind goes blank* I forgot my line!
Post by: Forest Guy on March 20, 2004, 11:05:22 AM
Oh, and that guy spelled Potato wrong. Hah! I laugh at that greatly.
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If it is black and white and smells awful, I assure you it''s adorable.
Post by: Childofthepotatoe on March 20, 2004, 11:23:05 AM
You speeel Fuuni,doo-d
Next match is: Megamanx Vs. Big Bird!!
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata! Ain''''t no passin'''' craze! It means "no worries" for the rest of your days! It''''s our problem free philosophy! Hakuna Matata!
Post by: Popple on March 20, 2004, 12:48:05 PM
And this is Jman's story, you have no say in the next match or any of the events.
Post by: Jman on March 21, 2004, 01:31:44 PM
Diddy: Let's quickly recap what has transpired tonight. Pikachu defeated Yoshi because of general manager Ketchum's cheating, Jman wasted Dark King in 28 seconds, hometown hero Kirby was defeated, or should I say, destroyed by Bowser? Luigi Lover came to the aid of Kirby, but Bowser beat up her too. Then, she got her revenge by defeating Bowser in that 6 man tag match minutes ago.
Cranky: More review when we come back!
I tell you this... *mind goes blank* I forgot my line!
Post by: Childofthepotatoe on March 21, 2004, 01:58:46 PM
Edited by - Fifth on 4/7/2004 3:06:21 PM
Post by: Popple on March 21, 2004, 02:04:13 PM
Edited by - Popple on 3/21/2004 12:07:02 PM
Post by: Jman on March 22, 2004, 04:31:32 PM
I tell you this... *mind goes blank* I forgot my line!
Post by: luigi~lover on March 22, 2004, 08:11:38 PM
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Post by: Jman on March 26, 2004, 10:45:56 PM
Post by: Jman on March 27, 2004, 09:54:39 PM
Diddy: Come on DK! You can do it! DK with a massive clothesline to put Mario down! Mario back to his feet! DK gets an elbow in the gut! Mario with a Super DDT! Dk is down! 1,2, DK kicks out! Mario stalking Donkey Kong.
Cranky: My turn. DK catches a charging Mario with a chokeslam! 1,2, Mario kicks out. Now DK locks in the triangle chokehold. A devastating submission maneuver by DK. Trying to wear down Mario.
Diddy: An item box has fallen to the floor! DK breaks the hold and comes back with a homerun bat! Swing and Mario rolled out of the way! Swing and Mario flips over his head! Mario with a Super Mario superkick! DK is down! 1,2, DK powers out and Mario is stunned!
Cranky: Waitaminute! It's Bowser! Bowser is here! Bowser with Ash Ketchum by his side! What is going on?
Ash: Hello, Moron-o and Dinky Kong. You both know Bowser right? You fans in the stands know Bowser right?
CRanky: Ooh, harsh booing by the crowd. They want the match to continue!
Ash: Well at the Ultimate Smasher Tournament, It will be Mario against Donkey Kong against Bowser for the Super Smash Brothers Title!
Cranky: Holy cow! That's huge news! The SSB title match at the ultimate Smasher tournament has become a triple threat! Bowser vs Donkey Kong vs Mario!
Ash: But who knows who will be the champion going into the event? That is why whoever wins this match will not have to defend the title against anyone until the SSB tournament! Why not make this match intersting and add Bowser to the mix? Okay!
Cranky: What???? Oh my gosh! Bowser rushes into the ring and begins to total the competitors! Super Koopa slam to both men! cover on DK! 1,2, (count interrupted by Kirby's music, a punk version of the Kirby cartoon song)
CRanky: I don't believe what I'm seeing! Dreamland's hometown hero is here! He's supposed to be at the hospital! Kirby immediately pulls out his star rod! Smacks Bowser with it! The crowd goes nuts for their hometown hero! Kirby with a star warrior spinnaround DDT! Taking Bowser to the floor. Kirby heaves Bowser off the edge of the stadium! DK and Mario alone again!
Diddy: Here comes Link! Link goes after Kirby! Mario gets involved in the scuffle! As does DK! Mario disappeared! DK turns around to meet Mario's fist! He goes flying! It's over! No it's not! DK comes back! Donkey Kong with a huge sitdown Powerbomb on Mario! Come on DK! Both men down! DK crawls on top of Mario! 1,2, kickout! Oh man! DK almost had his first SSB title!
Cranky: Bowser's back! Unbelieveable but true! Bowser pulls Mario off the side of the ring and hits the Super koopa slam! Cover by Bowser! 1,2,3! But Mario got his foot on the rope! Bowser pins Mario, oh, now the ref saw his mistake! The match will continue!
Diddy: And DK takes out Bowser! Wait! Here comes King K. Rool! K.Rool beats on a tired DK! Here comes Jman! Jman teamed with Luigi Lover and Trainman earlier to vanquish the villains earlier tonight! And the referee calls for the bell! It's a draw! But the stars keep fighting! Jman hits a tombstone piledriver on Bowser! Tombstone to K.Rool! Marioguy comes down! Luigi Lover and Trainman come down and take out Marioguy!
Cranky: What a night from Dreamland! Some tempers are flaring tonight as Luigi lover, Jman, Trainman, Mario and Donkey Kong stand tall in the ring! And here comes Ash again!
Ash: I hope you 5 can cherish this moment! Because next week, it will be you five, Donkey Kong, Luigi Lover, Mario, Trainman and Jman, against Bowser, K.Rool, Marioguy, Wario and Waluigi!
Cranky: WHOA! Can you believe it? The surprises never end! see you next time! From Dreamland Stadium, Cranky and Diddy Kong saying good night everybody!
I tell you this... *mind goes blank* I forgot my line!
Post by: Jman on March 31, 2004, 10:20:41 PM
Diddy: Last week, Kirby was assaulted by Bowser which led to TMKer Luigi Lover's running to Kirby's side. Bowser would then assault Luigi Lover with the trash can before the Mario Brothers would clear the area. Later that night Jman and Trainman, two of luigi lover's friends were supposed to fight alongside her against Bowser and two partners of his own. But it ended up as a handicap match, until luigi~lover ran down to ringside and sent everyone but Bowser outside the ring.
Cranky: After nearly getting pinned, she defeated Bowser. More on what happened later that night, when we come back.
Only when I''m tired do I come up with random rambling signatures like this one. "Are you a Mario fan? What? You don''t like Mario? Die!"
Post by: Jman on April 01, 2004, 05:08:33 PM
Cranky: What a night from Dreamland! Some tempers are flaring tonight as Luigi lover, Jman, Trainman, Mario and Donkey Kong stand tall in the ring! And here comes Ash again!
Ash: I hope you 5 can cherish this moment! Because next week, it will be you five, Donkey Kong, Luigi Lover, Mario, Trainman and Jman, against Bowser, K.Rool, Marioguy, Wario and Waluigi!
Cranky: WHOA!
Diddy: As you can see, everyone was in shock after Ash's announcement at the end of SSB Live last time.
Cranky: Meeanwhile, let's run down the matches for the Ultimate Smasher Tournament. Mario and Luigi meet Wario and Waluigi for the tag team titles, Link battles Pikachu in a Hammers, beam swords and Pokeballs match. This is probably going to be the best match of that night, Mario defends his title against Bowser and Donkey Kong in a triple threat.
Cranky: Will there be any more surprise announcements from Ash tonight? Any shocking match stipulations? Find out by keeping it tuned here! And here comes Bowser down to the ring! What does he have to say? Find out next!
Only when I''m tired do I come up with random rambling signatures like this one. "Are you a Mario fan? What? You don''t like Mario? Die!"
Post by: Jman on April 01, 2004, 05:22:46 PM
Bowser: RRRRRGGH!!! When I think of losing to that pipsqueak luigi lover last week, it makes my blood boil! If that blasted Jman hadn't come to her aid and broken up the three count, I could have forced her into retirement! Now, I want luigi~lover to come down to this ring, and face me like the coward she is!
Diddy: Bowser just called out luigi~lover! And here she comes! Luigi Lover climbs into the ring. And Bowser extends his hand? Wow. Bowser offering a handshake to luigi lover. Maybe he isn't so bad after all. Luigi lover reaches for the hand, and Bowser clasps it. But Bowser's not letting her hand go! Now K.Rool and Bowser's other partners are in the ring! I should have known! Bowser set up this trap!
Cranky: Hey! Here comes Jman! Jman and his four partners Mario, Luigi Lover, Trainman and Donkey Kong face these five later this evening! And here comes Luigi! And Donkey Kong! And Mario! It's a brawl in the ring!
Diddy: Finally Jman gives all the bad guys tombstone piledrivers! If that is just an inclination of what we can expect, then the main event will be a heck of a fight! This might even become a match at the UST!!! Cranky: Peach vs Daisy, next!
Only when I''m tired do I come up with random rambling signatures like this one. "Are you a Mario fan? What? You don''t like Mario? Die!"
Post by: luigi~lover on April 01, 2004, 05:32:43 PM
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Post by: Jman on April 02, 2004, 07:13:38 PM
Link: Hello everyone out there in Nintendo land!
Diddy: Link, you fight Pikachu at the Ultimate Smasher tournament. Are you aware that Ash might cheat pikachu to victory?
Link: Yes, That is why I have somebody backing me up.
Diddy: And who is that?
Link: Well he should be coming down any second now. There he is!
Diddy: Your partner is Dedede?
Link: I figure I could have a partner who wants to beat Kirby as bad as I do!
Diddy: Well, okay! Dedede is the special guest referee for this match between the Pricesses, Peach and Daisy!
CRanky: Did you also know that this is the first all female match on SSB?
Diddy: Here we go! Peach with a nice takedown! Daisy counters a punch by grabbing Peach's hand and turning her around for a spinning DDT!
Link: Peach with a dive off the top rope! Lands directly in a pin! 1,2,3!
Diddy: Peach defeats Daisy in short order! The first all female fight is a short one! Up next, Ash with a big announcement, and then, Pikachu vs Yoshi! These two have a big rivalry going!
Only when I''m tired do I come up with random rambling signatures like this one. "Are you a Mario fan? What? You don''t like Mario? Die!"
Post by: Jman on April 02, 2004, 07:26:04 PM
Diddy: Now here comes Ash Ketchum with an announcement.
Ash: There has been a lot of talk concerning the big match tonight. A match involing Jman, Luigi Lover, Trainman, Mario and Donkey Kong against Bowser, King K.Rool, Wario, Waluigi, and marioguy. Well, the news is, that match has been moved to the Ultimate Smasher Tournament!
Diddy: That makes sense. it is definetly a special quality match.
Ash: But concerning tonight, this next match will be Pikachu vs Yoshi for the Nintendo Entertainment Championship! The big stipualtion for Yoshi however, is that if he loses, he is finished!
Cranky: Oh my! First, we won't see the huge 10 person match until UST, but Yoshi fights Pikachu for the championship and if he loses, his career is over!
CRanky: Here we go! This could be the last time we see Yoshi on SSB live! Yoshi vs Pikachu for the title!
Diddy: Yoshi wastes little time beating the rodent into the corner! Signaling for the egg attack! He eats Pikachu! Pikachu comes out as an egg!
Cranky: Pikachu bursts out of the egg and hammers Yoshi with a thunder drill, driving Yoshi into the ground! PIkachu has taken control of this match! Will this be the last time we see Yoshi? Find out when we come back!
Only when I''m tired do I come up with random rambling signatures like this one. "Are you a Mario fan? What? You don''t like Mario? Die!"
Edited by - Jman on 4/2/2004 5:44:51 PM
Post by: Jman on April 02, 2004, 07:42:05 PM
Cranky: The shock lock is a move where Pikachu is not only trying to tear someone apart, he also thundershocks them while he is doing it. That is why Link should be concerned. Look at Yoshi. He's barely alive right now! I think PIkachu has Yoshi done in! He releases the hold and Yoshi drops to the floor motionless! That's it!
Diddy: Pikachu covers Yoshi. 1,2,thr, no! Yoshi somehow kicked out, and Pikachu cannot believe it! Pikachu with another shock lock! Yoshi is thriving in pain! Yoshi headbutts Pikachu! Pikachu goes flying! Yoshi drops to the floor, trying to catch his breath!
Cranky: Here comes Ash Ketchum! Oh no! Ash dancing to his own theme song, the theme song of Pokemon! Pikachu clobbers Yoshi from behind! Now here comes Link! Link with a Hyrulian neckdrop to Ash! Now he does the same to Pikachu! Yoshi covers Pikachu as link exits! 1,2,3! Yoshi wins with help from Link!
Cranky: And now, that's Kirby on the ramp! Kirby and Link in a staredown! these two meet in a streetfight later tonight! In fact, it's next!
Only when I''m tired do I come up with random rambling signatures like this one. "Are you a Mario fan? What? You don''t like Mario? Die!"
Post by: Forest Guy on April 03, 2004, 08:31:35 AM
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Post by: nintendofreak on April 03, 2004, 07:05:37 PM
Post by: Jman on April 03, 2004, 08:17:44 PM
Diddy: Him again?
Ash: Curse you Link! You robbed my client of the title! The title I created! I'll see to it that you never win a SSb title ever!
Link: Really? Because I've got a partner who could easily pound you into the ground! I could take you out!
CRanky: Dedede is right behind Ash! He's got his hammer! Ash turns around and meets the mallet! Dedede climbs into the ring and he and Link celebrate! I think Link forgot that Kirby is behind him! Link mocks Ash! Now Kirby attacks Link and Dedede from behind! Link and Dedede fall out of the ring!
Diddy: That's what Link gets! You never turn your back on Kirby! Kirby goes on the top rope and lands on Link! Kirby walks off and sits on a chair at ringside. Now he picks the chair up! Link stumbles toward Kirby! And Kirby smacks him with the chair! But Dedede attacks Kirby from behind! This is no disqualification by the way!
Diddy: Indeed. A streetfight is always no disqualification. Link back to his feet with his sword! He slashes at Kirby and misses! Link has been a real heel as of late! I know the creator of this show does not like Pokemon, but it was unfair for Link to cost Pikachu the title like that! Pikachu should have at least lost the match fairly.
Cranky: Link with a table! he sets it up in the middle of the ring! THis whole rivarly started when Kirby eliminated himself and Link from a triple threat match against Mario. Kirby tackled Link off of the edge of the Great Fox.
Diddy: I remember it well. Link signaling for the one that will put this match away, a Hyrulian slam through the table. And he gets it! Link crawls into a cover! 1,2,Kirby kicks out! Link thought he had the match won!
Cranky: Here comes Dedede into the ring! No! He grabs Kirby's legs, but Kirby counters into a head scissors! Wow, what a move! Dedede goes flying into the crowd! But Kirby walks into a trash can shot from Link!
Diddy: Link covers a lifeless Kirby! 1,2, Kirby kicks out again! But Link calls in Dedede for the high flying double ddt! And they hit it! Onto the trash can! Now it's over!
Cranky: NO! It can't be!
Diddy: But in the process, they knock the rferee over! So they decide to inflict more damage! What's this? Oh good gosh! A Double DDT from the top rope! Kirby needs help! That, or someone to beat up Link!
Cranky: And help he will get! Pikachu comes down to the ring! He thundershocks Link and Dedede! Dedede falls out of the ring! Kirby rolls on top of Link! 1..2..3! YES!! Kirby wins!
Diddy: Not only did Kirby just beat Link, Kirby and Pikachu just worked together for the first time ever! And thirdly, Pikachu just got his revenge on Link for costing him his match and title against Yoshi!
Only when I''m tired do I come up with random rambling signatures like this one. "Are you a Mario fan? What? You don''t like Mario? Die!"
Edited by - Jman on 4/7/2004 9:35:27 PM
Post by: Childofthepotatoe on April 04, 2004, 01:02:38 PM
Edited by - Fifth on 4/7/2004 3:03:46 PM
Post by: Jman on April 04, 2004, 08:34:02 PM
Post by: Childofthepotatoe on April 05, 2004, 06:54:35 PM
Edited by - Fifth on 4/7/2004 3:04:48 PM
Post by: Popple on April 05, 2004, 08:41:24 PM
Giga Bowser (hammer)
Master Hand (super scope) VS. Toad (unarmed)
Crazy Hand (homerun bat)
Edited by - Popple on 4/5/2004 7:43:06 PM
Post by: Forest Guy on April 05, 2004, 11:26:31 PM
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Post by: Jman on April 07, 2004, 10:06:24 AM
Only when I''m tired do I come up with random rambling signatures like this one. "Are you a Mario fan? What? You don''t like Mario? Die!"
Post by: Popple on April 07, 2004, 02:50:55 PM
Post by: Jman on April 09, 2004, 05:06:28 PM
By the way, thanks for editing out that harsh language by child of the potato.
Edited by - Jman on 4/9/2004 10:14:19 PM
Post by: Jman on April 11, 2004, 11:57:34 AM
Here's the next episode!
Cranky: Welcome back! last time, Kirby scored a win over Link thanks to Pikachu.
(Inside Ash's office)
Ash: Great job Pikachu! Way to work against Link. But now I'm asking you to work with Link!
Pikachu: Pikaaaa? (Whaaaaaaat??)
Ash: (whispers something inaudible)
Pikachu: Pika! Pika-pika!(Okay! Hahaha!)
Cranky: Odd exchange. Anyway, coming up next, our opening match. Yoshi vs Jigglypuff!
Jman''s various quote of the week #1: If you say that again, I''ll beat six different kinds of animal snot out of you!
Post by: Jman on April 25, 2004, 05:22:37 PM
Diddy: Jigglypuff making a surprise entrance from the crowd! The crowd cheering mildly for the debut of Jigglypuff. But their hero is Yoshi. As Yoshi begins the match by butt-stomping Jigglypuff! Jigglypuff back to her feet.
Cranky: My turn. Jigglypuff jumps out of the way of a Yoshi headbutt, only to be sent in the air by a Yoshi vertical kick! This show has become too much like WWE, it's time to get back to our SSB roots! Yoshi continues to dominate the match. Yoshi drops the butt on Jigglypuff! Into a cover! 1,2, Jigglypuff rolls out! Yoshi stalks Jigglypuff! He encases Jigglypuff in an egg! Yoshi getting all pumped up!
Diddy: Yoshi going for the finish! WOW WHAT A MOVE!! What the heck is that? What a move! Yoshi rolls into the cover! 1,2,3! Yoshi wins over Jigglypuff in Jigglypuff's debut!
*Backstage*
Link: What? I'm not going to work with that pathetic rat! I've got a partner that is five times better than Pikachu! Yeah, well tell General Manager Ketchum that he can find someone else for the tag match tonight! *Hangs up cell phone*
Jack: General manager Ketchum wishes to meet with you, Link.
Link: Get away from me you stupid Harvest Moon farm boy! *Leaves for Ketchum's office*
Jman''s various quote of the week #3: In the game of life, there is one winner and one loser. I''m the winner. Guess who''s the loser?
Post by: Jman on April 25, 2004, 05:33:37 PM
Cranky: Anyway, Link is heading to Ash's office as our next match gets underway! It's a tag team match between Lemmy and Iggy Koopa, and the team of Kirby and a mystery partner! Who is this mystery partner?
Edited by - Jman on 4/26/2004 4:07:41 PM
Post by: Jman on April 26, 2004, 05:16:34 PM
Diddy: It's some guy in a cloak! What the heck? Hey, it could be Metaknight!
Cranky: Indeed it could be. Here we go! Kirby starts against Lemmy Koopa! Lemmy and Iggy making their debut on SSB Live! Kirby nails Lemmy with a gutbuster to begin things here. Look at this star stretch by Kirby on Lemmy. Kirby has taken control of the match just seconds in.
Diddy: Kirby picked up a win against Link in a streetfight last week because Pikachu interfered, gaining a measure of revenge since Link cost him his title earlier in the night.
Cranky: Kirby drops Lemmy on his head! That's got to hurt! Lemmy was supposed to fight Kirby on the opening show, but at a practice match, He was accidentally dropped on his head by Captain Falcon. Lemmy reported soreness in his neck, and Kirby was placed in the controversial triple threat match.
Post by: luigi~lover on April 26, 2004, 07:21:37 PM
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Post by: Jman on April 27, 2004, 05:57:24 PM
Cranky: Now joining us, the brother of Lemmy and Iggy, Roy Koopa. So Roy, all of a sudden, SSB Live has been invaded by Koopa kids! Of course, Bowser did tell you about how much fun he has beating people up in this business.
Diddy: Lemmy with a flying facebuster! Both men down!
Roy: Yeah, I want to be able to have some fun while Nintendo doesn't have me working in their games.
Cranky: This is the place where Nintendo characters come to have fun when they're not making games.
Diddy: Lemmy was first to his feet and tags Iggy. While Roy was talking, Lemmy hit Kirby with a Lemmy Bomb, his version of the powerbomb. Iggy now in, but Kirby handles him quite nicely and here comes this cloaked guy into the matchup. Roy, why don't you take the play-by-play for awhile?
Roy: Okay. Come on Iggy! Beat that cloaked idiot into the ground! Iggy with a home run bat! He misses the cloaked idiot! Ah man! You gotta hit him! And the cloaked idiot hits Iggy with a dropkick, knocking the bat into his face! He tumbles backwards!
Diddy: Kirby tags himself into the match! Swings and drives Iggy to the corner...gone! The knockout leaves Lemmy a victim in a handicap match! Waitaminute! Where's Roy? Roy pulls Kirby out of the ring! Throws him against the announce table!
Cranky: Roy slams Kirby through the table! Kirby down, Roy picks him up and tosses him into the ring! cover by Lemmy! 1,2, and the referee is pulled out of the ring! Who did that? It's that blasted Link!
Diddy: Link ruining a win for Lemmy! Lemmy up to his feet! Link with a huge clothesline, knocking Lemmy down! Link poses on the top rope! AND NOW SOMEONE PULLS HIM OFF BALANCE!!!! WHO IS THAT? IT'S IGGY!!! IGGY KOOPA IS BACK!!
Cranky: Iggy beats the spit out of Link! Roy COMES INTO THE RING AND CLOBBERS LEMMY!! WHAT THE HECK?? Kirby crawls into a cover! 1,2,3! Kirby wins it! Link reverses Iggy on the outside and sends him into the steel pole!
Diddy: Link and Roy with a double powerbomb to Kirby! To Lemmy! To Iggy! Link and Roy walk up the ramp and celebrate! Roy has just turned on his brothers! We'll be right back!
Jman''s various quote of the week #3: In the game of life, there is one winner and one loser. I''m the winner. Guess who''s the loser?
Post by: Childofthepotatoe on April 28, 2004, 04:21:00 PM
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata! Ain''''t no passin'''' craze! It means "no worries" for the rest of your days! It''''s our problem free philosophy! Hakuna Matata!
Post by: Popple on April 28, 2004, 08:28:54 PM
Let me away from this boulder!
Post by: Jman on April 28, 2004, 09:01:36 PM
Post by: Jman on April 30, 2004, 11:05:47 PM
Diddy: I still can't believe Roy turned on his brothers like that. Then again, look at their father. The despicable Bowser. Our next match consists of the Mario brothers against Bowser and Wart. And here we go! Bowser and Mario start off. Mario goes for the early headbutt from heck, but Bowser grabs his head and gives Mario a monster DDT! Bowser continues to work Mario's neck.
Cranky: Bowser with a Koopa sleeper on Mario! Mario and Luigi defend their titles against Wario and Waluigi at UST. But what condition will they be in after this match?
Diddy: Only time will tell! Mario signaling for the Super Mario super toss! A move similar to the Bowser toss! And he swings Bowser round and round! But Bowser counters with a swinging DDT! cover by the big fatty! 1,2, Luigi saves the match!
Cranky: Bowser probably inspired Roy's turn on his brothers.
Diddy: Waitaminute! It's Luigi Lover and Kirby! Just a couple weeks ago, Bowser beat on Kirby with a trash can, and the same to this young lady, Luigi Lover! Bowser is distracted! Mario and Luigi hit a 3D on Bowser! Mario tags Luigi! Mario knocks wart off the ringside! Luigi rolls up Bowser! 1,2,3! They get the win thanks to a Luigi Lover and Kirby distraction.
Diddy: Now here comes Ash Ketchum!
Ash: I would like to address Roy Koopa! Roy, I saw you turn on your brothers like that! So, because of your actions, I have made a new match at the Ultimate Smasher Tournament! It will be Roy Koopa and Link against Lemmy and Iggy Koopa!
Diddy: Wow! A new match for the UST! We'll be right back!
Jman''s various quote of the week #3: In the game of life, there is one winner and one loser. I''m the winner. Guess who''s the loser?
Post by: Jman on May 08, 2004, 05:26:58 PM
Jman''''s various quote of the week #4: The world has gone down the crapper, so I give this advice. Love each other, don''t listen to bad music, and don''t hate because hating someone is as bad as killing them.
Post by: Jman on May 14, 2004, 04:17:23 PM
Diddy: Let's hope it's a message that he's stepping down as GM.
Cranky: Oh, you're just mad because DK didn't win the SSB title last week!
Diddy: (leaves)
Cranky: Diddy? Where are you going?
Ash: Diddy, I've come out to the ring to announce some firings of people who have made me angry! It's a good thing you're walking out, though. Because you're one of them!
Cranky: What??? You can't do that! What the heck? You're an idiot!!!!
Ash: You want to argue, you scraggly old piece of crap? Then you're fired too! Get out of here!
Cranky: You can't fire me! I QUIT!!!
(Cranky storms out of the arena)
Ash: It's time to make this Ash Ketchum's Smashing two hours!!
(Ash gets interrupted by TNT.)
Jman: May I ask you something Ketchup?
Ash: Yeah, but don't call me ketchup!
Jman: I'll call you anything I want you stupid little girl!
( The fans roar)
Jman: What the heck do you think you are doing?
Ash: Just firing the worst announcers in the history of anything! (****y grin)
Jman: Well, if anyone should be fired, it's you you yellowbellied sissy! Now get your tail outta my ring, or I'll give you such a beatdown, you'll wish you were dead!
Ash: I will not step out of this ring!
Jman: Then let's go! Right here! Right now!
(Jman swings yet misses Ash who rolls out of the ring. Jman stands alone in the ring.)
Jman: Cranky, Diddy, as of this moment, you are both reinstated!
(They come down)
Cranky: I saw what happened on a TV as I was about to leave, and then Jman called us back here! I'd like to say thanks to Jman for doing that!
Jman: You're welcome, Cranky!
Diddy: I know it's been a wild night already, but I would like to announce that next week, I will return to action next week!
Cranky: Well, it's been a long night, and I'm going home! Good night everybody! As we leave Jman standing in the middle of the ring! We will see you next week!
Jman''s various quote of the week #5: If I wanted a signature, I''d have gotten one a long time ago.
Post by: luigi~lover on May 14, 2004, 06:24:41 PM
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Post by: Jman on May 14, 2004, 07:30:04 PM
Post by: nintendofreak on May 14, 2004, 10:32:55 PM
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Post by: Jman on May 15, 2004, 09:10:13 PM
Cranky: Hello and Welcome to Super Smash Brothers live! Cranky Kong here to announce a big match here tonight! Jman vs Ash Ketchum! But first,
(Ash, who has been standing in the ring the whole time, begins to speak.)
Ash: Jman may make the rules around here, but he can't stop me from unleashing my army on him! I can see it now, when he least expects it, my army will beat him senseless!
Cranky: That doesn't sound too promising!
Ash: And one more thing, when I fired Diddy and Cranky last week, I was only firing them from announcing. And I demand the same tonight! Because tonight, Diddy and Cranky Kong will return to action for good!
Cranky: Back to action? What is he talking about?
Ash: Meet your new announcers, Mario and Luigi, the Mario Brothers!
Cranky: WHAT???
Diddy: Hey, at least we aren't fired!
Ash: And one more thing, Diddy and Cranky will fight in a tag team match against Bowser and Morton Koopa! If they should lose, their careers will be over!
Didy: What??? Unbelievable! Well, we'd better give the booth up as the Mario Brothers come down!
(The Mario Brothers enter the broadcast booth as Cranky and Diddy exit.)
Mario: Welcome to SSB Live already in progress! We are the Mario brothers, your new voices of SSB live! We will probably only have two matches tonight, with all the heated exchanges around here. Next, I don't know what will happen! You'll have to come back to find out!
Luigi: Pop some popcorn while you're at it!
We'll be right back!
Jman''s various quote of the week #5: If I wanted a signature, I''d have gotten one a long time ago.
Post by: Jman on May 29, 2004, 10:02:10 AM
Luigi: And now, let the smashing start! Cranky locks up with Bowser center of the ring, but Bowser quickly knocks him down! Cranky back to his feet only to recieve a monster shot from Bowser, and he's down! Mario, how is this even fair?
Mario: It isn't! Ash Ketchum devised a great way to end Cranky and Diddy's careers! I hate to say it, but it's true!
Luigi: They need some help! Bowser tags in Morton who nails Cranky before he can get to his corner!
Mario: Morton setting up the Super Koopa piledriver, a move that his dad taught him! And he hits it! directly in a cover off the move! 1,2, and Diddy just saved both of their careers! Bowser suplexes Diddy over the rope onto the floor!
Luigi: Cranky and Diddy are in an awful way! Morton hits Cranky with a low blow while the official deals with Bowser! Now it's over! 1,2, and Morton breaks his own count! he wants to do more! He sets up another piledriver!
Mario: Waitaminute! Here comes Donkey Kong! DK coming to the aid of his nephew and Cranky! DK with a single punch knocks out Morton Koopa! Bowser in the ring! DK stares down Bowser! Roy Koopa comes out of nowhere! He gives DK a low blow!
Luigi: Mario! Where are you going? Mario heading to the ring with his hammer! He takes out everyone but Cranky, Diddy and Morton! and Cranky delivers his patented neckdrop dropping Morton on his neck! Now he's done! cover! 1,2,3! YES!!!
Mario: DK and myself just made our match at UST personal by ruining Ash's plan to have Bowser eliminate Cranky and Diddy from SSB! We'll be right back with the next match!
Jman''s various quote of the week #5: If I wanted a signature, I''d have gotten one a long time ago.
Post by: Jman on June 08, 2004, 05:15:04 PM
(Interview tape plays)
Cranky: Cranky Kong here with Jman today. Now, you have seen many things happen since this show has existed. Some good things, some bad things, and some sick twisted things.
Jman: Well, if you're referencing Bowser pounding Luigi Lover with a trash can, then yeah that is twisted.
Cranky: What are your words for Bowser just days from your collision in that 10 person elimination match at UST?
Jman: Bowser! I know you're out there riht now, and I can rightly say you are one sick freak. I mean, who besides you, the world's biggest idiot besides lateranus, would go after a girl like that? I'm almost disgraced to face off against a woman beating slimebag like you! I wish I could fight somebody else after I've finished kicking your girl hitting butt!
Cranky: Well, we've run out of time. See everyone tonight for SSB Live!
(tape ends)
Jman: I hope that Link is ready for a beating, cause I'm not letting up!
CRanky: Jman vs Link is next!
Something I might say to marioguy in the circle: "If you can''t say something kind, then shut your mouth and get the heck outta my circle!"
Post by: Jman on June 08, 2004, 05:17:31 PM
(Interview tape plays)
Cranky: Cranky Kong here with Jman today. Now, you have seen many things happen since this show has existed. Some good things, some bad things, and some sick twisted things.
Jman: Well, if you're referencing Bowser pounding Luigi Lover with a trash can, then yeah that is twisted.
Cranky: What are your words for Bowser just days from your collision in that 10 person elimination match at UST?
Jman: Bowser! I know you're out there riht now, and I can rightly say you are one sick freak. I mean, who besides you, the world's biggest idiot besides lateranus, would go after a girl like that? I'm almost disgraced to face off against a woman beating slimebag like you! I wish I could fight somebody else after I've finished kicking your girl hitting butt!
Cranky: Well, we've run out of time. See everyone tonight for SSB Live!
(tape ends)
Jman: I hope that Link is ready for a beating, cause I'm not letting up!
CRanky: Jman vs Link is next!
Something I might say to marioguy in the circle: "If you can''t say something kind, then shut your mouth and get the heck outta my circle!"
Post by: luigi~lover on June 09, 2004, 05:47:27 PM
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 09, 2004, 06:24:47 PM
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Pokemon Jirachi wishmaker! One of the greatest Pokemon movies ever! But the short (Pokemon Gotta Dance) was stupid...
Post by: Jman on June 09, 2004, 07:41:52 PM
Diddy: Yeah, but take how loud it is in here, multiply it by ten, and that is how loud it's gonna be at the UST!
Cranky: Before the match begins, let's point out some famous faces in the crowd. You can see Jack, the farmboy from Harvest Moon. Also in the stands is culture icon Spongebob Squarepants.
Diddy: Well, here we go! Jman and Link one on one for the first time ever! Jman shoves Link to the ground right away! Link gets to his feet and swings at Jman with his sword! Ow, that had to hurt! Jman's bleeding all ready!
Cranky: Jman grabs Link's leg and dumps him on the ground! Now he leaps to his feet and grabs a hammer! Jman smacks Link with a hammer! Link is down, this could be it! here's a cover! 1,2, Link just kicked out! Link to his feet!
Diddy: Wait a minute! Ash ketchum is standing on the ramp! Jman's distracted! Link rolls him up! 1,2, just kicked out did Jman! And no wonder! Roy Koopa just pulled the ref out of the ring! Roy tooses the ref into the crowd!
Cranky: Now they double team him! Ash stands on the ramp and laughs at him! But now someone appears behind him! That person tackles Ash to the floor! Several punches thrown to Ketchum! Hey! It's Luigi Lover! How about that?
Diddy: And now here come Roy and Link leaving Jman to get LL! Jman wipes the blood from his mouth to see what's going on! The ref is now back in the ring! Roy and Link bringing Luigi Lover back to the ring! No, they set up a table right outside the ring!
Cranky: They're going to put her through a table! No way! But Jman gives them both a double clothesline! LL gets away as both men now stalk him. He hops in the ring! Uh oh! Link has a dang hammer! He hits Jman with it! He hits the ref with it!
Diddy: Wait! Here comes LL back to the ring! She trips both Roy and Link and they fall out! Now she heads to the top rope! She's gonna fly! Oh, she nails both of them! And the ref back in the ring begins the 10 count!
Cranky: He's at 5,6,..7,8...9..10! Yes! A count out victory for Jman! What a match!
Ash: Whoa, I don't think so! I order this match to continue because from this moment, this match has no count out!
Cranky: Oh come on!
Diddy: So the match will continue under general jerk Ash's rules! We'll be right back!
Something I might say to marioguy in the circle: "If you can''t say something kind, then shut your mouth and get the heck outta my circle!"
Edited by - Jman on 9/18/2004 8:48:29 AM
Post by: Jman on June 11, 2004, 02:15:02 PM
Cranky: Well, here we are. Jman had the match won, but Ash Ketchum ordered it to continue because Jman won by count out. Ash said there was no count out, so here we are.
Diddy: Jman throws Link across the stadium, but he bounces back. Here comes an item box! Yeah! Haven't seen one of those in a long time! They break it open and it's a pair of beam swords! Yeah! Beam sword duel!
Link draws and Jman blocks! Jman leaps over Link in a Kung-fu fashion and slashes with his sword! Link tackles Jman and they roll to the edge of the platform!
Cranky: Whoa, it's my turn! Here comes another item box! It's a hammer! Whoever gets it could be the winner! Link got it! Link smacks Jman and there he goes. Off the screen! Link with use of a hammer defeats.. no, wait! Jman coming down...on a warpstar? Where did that come from?
Diddy: I have no clue, but Link's hammer just ran out, and maybe his luck has too! Jman grabs Link and the warpstar flies high!
Cranky: Oh boy! This is Kirby's move, the starslam! Jman leaps off the star with Link in tow! They hit the ground! Link goes flying, he could be done! No, he's coming back! Man, neither competitor willing to give up! That's what I like to see!
Diddy: I like to see it as well! An item box just dropped! Link slashes it with his sword! BOOM! WHOA! A BOB-OMB JUST BLEW BOTH MEN OFF THE SCREEN! THIS MATCH ENDS IN A DRAW!!!
Cranky: Here comes Ash again!
Ash: I want a definite winner in this match! Therefore there is no draw, the match shall continue!
Diddy: You gotta be kidding me! Ash is a slave driver! We'll be back with the third installment of this match!
Something I might say to marioguy in the circle: "If you can''t say something kind, then shut your mouth and get the heck outta my circle!"
Edited by - Jman on 9/18/2004 8:50:46 AM
Post by: True Mario on June 11, 2004, 04:11:16 PM
Mario has fused with the N-force!
Post by: Jman on June 11, 2004, 06:23:16 PM
The three things I could live without: a kick in the teeth, a punch to the stomach, and a low blow.
The one thing anyone who threatens my friends needs: a swift kick in the butt.
Post by: Jman on June 12, 2004, 05:17:37 PM
Diddy: So the match continued. Then, Jman and Link got blasted off the arena by a Bob-Omb, ending in a draw. Ash came down again and said he wants a winner in this match. So, here we are!
Cranky: They start off with Link catching Jman off guard with a slash!
Diddy: Hey, you think we can go over to Lemmy's house after tonight? I love his lemonade-Sprite mix. Lemonade with a splash of Sprite. Mmm, mmm.
Cranky: Well while Diddy fantasizes about that delicious drink, Jman punches Link and sends him across the arena! A big punch!
Diddy: You never answered my question!
Cranky: Only if we win our match tonight.
Diddy: Oh, ok. Jman breaks an item box! It's a homerun bat! Link could be done here! Waitaminute! Here comes Ash Ketchum! What is going on?
Cranky: Waitaminute! Ash has Luigi Lover by the hair! Now he tosses her to the ground! If I were to call him a man right now, I'd have to smack myself because Ash is a freak!
Diddy: Well, he sure isn't a gentleman, but Jman is! Look, he's helping her to her feet! Ash yells at both of them! Jman grabs Ash! Oh, he's got this coming! And Link sends Jman flying with a homerun bat! It's over!
Cranky: Link has defeated Jman because Ash Ketchum decided to try and beat up on Jman's ally, Luigi Lover! He threw her to the ground, Jman went over to the scene and was about to beat six different kinds of dog snot out of Ash, and Link with a cheap shot wins!
Diddy: I can't believe Ash! Because Jman created this brand of SSB, you can think that this could be Ash's last night as GM.
Cranky: Well, Jman's in the ring.
Jman: Ash, because of your recent actions, I have no choice but to either fire you, or you can compete in a match at the UST against a mystery opponent!
Ash: I'll take the match!
Jman: You've chosen the match. At the UST, it will be You, Ash Ketchum, against...me!!
Cranky: YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Jman: And since you cost me my match, I get to choose the stipulation! If You lose, you have to resign as general manager! But if you win, I will quit this sport.
Diddy: Oh my gosh! This is huge news! Oh my! Jman vs Ash at the UST! We'll be right back!
The three things I could live without: a kick in the teeth, a punch to the stomach, and a low blow.
The one thing anyone who threatens my friends needs: a swift kick in the butt.
Post by: True Mario on June 12, 2004, 05:54:34 PM
And so does the story! Hey, have you considered putting Fox in the melee that is SSB: WWE style?
Mario has fused with the N-force!
Post by: Jman on June 12, 2004, 09:26:02 PM
The three things I could live without: a kick in the teeth, a punch to the stomach, and a low blow.
The one thing anyone who threatens my friends needs: a swift kick in the butt.
Edited by - Jman on 6/12/2004 8:26:51 PM
Post by: True Mario on June 13, 2004, 02:02:35 PM
Mario has fused with the N-force!
Post by: luigi~lover on June 13, 2004, 07:30:30 PM
This story gets better and better! This has to be my favorite topic. Anyways keep up the good work!
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Post by: True Mario on June 14, 2004, 09:17:41 AM
We want cage matches! We want cage matches! We want cage matches!!!
Mario has fused with the N-force!
Post by: Jman on June 14, 2004, 02:53:35 PM
The three things I could live without: a kick in the teeth, a punch to the stomach, and a low blow.
The one thing anyone who threatens my friends needs: a swift kick in the butt.
Post by: True Mario on June 14, 2004, 05:28:51 PM
Mario has fused with the N-force!
Post by: Jman on June 16, 2004, 02:47:30 PM
Jman: In wake of the recent barrage of questions about cage matches, "What about the cage matches?" asked one fan. I have decided to change the match against Ash. I have the power to do pretty much anything with this match, since Ash cheated me out of my match. So, I decided that the match is now a steel cage match! But there's a twist! If one man gets out of the cage, the match isn't over yet! Whoever gets out first has to drag his opponent out of the cage and knock them off the edge of the arena to win!
Cranky: Wow! I'm speechless!
Diddy: What a match that will be! But right now, let's concentrate on this matcn beginning right now, Mario and Luigi against Link and Roy!
Cranky: Don't forget, Link and Roy have Dedede in their corner! This is really a 3 on 2 match! We'll be back with the start of this one!
The three things I could live without: a kick in the teeth, a punch to the stomach, and a low blow.
The one thing anyone who threatens my friends needs: a swift kick in the butt.
Post by: True Mario on June 17, 2004, 03:36:41 AM
Mario has fused with the N-force!
Post by: Jman on June 18, 2004, 10:58:56 PM
Diddy: So as soon as this match is over, we can leave and go to Lemmy's house for some partying!
Cranky: Yes. Mario sends Link across the arena early! Luigi struggling against Roy, who smash attacks him! Luigi flies across the arena!
Diddy: Now Mario faces Roy, Luigi faces Link! I wonder if we'll have any craziness in this match?
Cranky: I wouldn't doubt it. This show seems to thrive on crazy happenings. Like earlier, when Mario and DK saved us from losing and therefore saved our careers.
Diddy: Mario gets smashed by Link and goes bye bye! Link and Roy score first! 1 knockout to none! Mario with one life left! Roy and Link have both lives left!
Cranky: HOme run bat for Luigi! He swings and here's a high drive to deep right field! Way back, way back, and GONE!!! Roy is knocked out, and the Mario brothers tie up the score 1-1!
Diddy: This isn't baseball, Cranky!
Cranky: Luigi loses his bat as he crashes into Link! Link tosses an item crate at him and it's a Bob-Omb! Link and Luigi both die, and they both have one life left! Double knockout scores 1 for each team! It's 2-2!
Diddy: But knockouts don't matter that much! Both teams charge at each other! They brawl in the center of the arena! Here comes... an Arwing?
Cranky: Where did that come from? It's preparing to blast! Watch out Mario brothers! Oh, they all get blasted! It's safe to assume they all got knocked out! The smoke clears..
Diddy: AND LUIGI IS STILL ALIVE!! THE MARIO BROTHERS WIN IT!!!! Luigi is the last man standing! We would have gone to sudden death otherwise! We'll be right back with a huge announcement from Ash Ketchum!
The three things I could live without: a kick in the teeth, a punch to the stomach, and a low blow.
The one thing anyone who threatens my friends needs: a swift kick in the butt.
Post by: luigi~lover on June 20, 2004, 11:15:06 AM
*Runs up and hugs Luigi*
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Post by: Jman on June 20, 2004, 12:12:36 PM
Diddy: Well, she is a Luigi Lover. Here comes Ash Ketchum with a huge announcement. Yeah right. What has Ash ever said that has been huge?
Cranky: Ash glares at LL and Luigi. Man, he just doesn't like anyone!
Diddy: I'll say. His people skills leave a lot to be desired.
Ash: Hello, fans of Super Smash Brothers! I have an announcement concerning the UST. A new match has been added. It is a cage match that has become very popular in WWE. But since the name is a bit too intense, I have changed it to the "Slaughter in a steel prison!" This match will involve me and Jman! That's right Jman! You and me in a steel cage bloodbath til the end! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Cranky: Actually, Jman made this match before Ash ever said anything! The WWE's "Heck (censored for board) in a Cell" is now "Steel prison slaughter!"
Diddy: Man, you came up with a better name than Ash did!
Cranky: Luigi and LL just keep standing there!
Diddy: Waitaminute! Here come Roy and Link with Jman in tow all bruised and beaten! What the heck happened?
Ash: Oh, Jman! What a "pleasant" surprise! So glad you could join us for some PUNCH!
Cranky: Ash just punched Jman in the gut! Here comes LL with a steel chair! She smacks Ash in the head! Here's Luigi throwing Link and Roy out of the ring!
Diddy: This is it! See you at the UST as LL and Luigi stand in the ring, helping Jman to his feet! Goodnight everybody!
The three things I could live without: a kick in the teeth, a punch to the stomach, and a low blow.
The one thing anyone who threatens my friends needs: a swift kick in the butt.
Post by: luigi~lover on June 20, 2004, 05:15:04 PM
*Hugs Jman*
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Post by: Jman on June 20, 2004, 09:28:38 PM
Anyway, I'm really here to talk about the UST! Match one of the UST might have to wait until next weekend. I'll be up at my Grandparents' house from Wednesday until Friday, when I'll be at a church event. If I don't have to work on Saturday,I'll post match one, Link vs. Pikachu in a "beam swords, hammers and Pokeballs" match.
The three things I could live without: a kick in the teeth, a punch to the stomach, and a low blow.
The one thing anyone who threatens my friends needs: a swift kick in the butt.
Post by: Jman on June 20, 2004, 10:11:16 PM
Link vs Pikachu "Hammers, beamswords and Pokeballs" match
10 person elimination match: Mario, Luigi, Jman, Trainman, Luigi Lover vs Bowser, K.Rool, Wario, Waluigi, Boshi. (Boshi replaces marioguy)
Roy and Link vs Lemmy and Iggy
Career match:
Jman vs Ash "Steel prison slaughter" match
Tag titles:
Mario and Luigi vs Wario and Waluigi
SSB Title: Mario vs Bowser vs DK.
The three things I could live without: a kick in the teeth, a punch to the stomach, and a low blow.
The one thing anyone who threatens my friends needs: a swift kick in the butt.
Post by: True Mario on June 21, 2004, 05:03:57 AM
Mario has fused with the N-force!
Post by: Jman on June 21, 2004, 08:08:14 AM
The three things I could live without: a kick in the teeth, a punch to the stomach, and a low blow.
The one thing anyone who threatens my friends needs: a swift kick in the butt.
Post by: Jman on June 21, 2004, 07:58:54 PM
The three things I could live without: a kick in the teeth, a punch to the stomach, and a low blow.
The one thing anyone who threatens my friends needs: a swift kick in the butt.
Post by: Jman on June 24, 2004, 08:46:32 PM
Luigi: And they want to start right away! The rules are simple. Destroy your opponent with as many items as you can find! Pikachu grabs a beam sword and misses Link with it! Link chucks a pokeball at the ground! Watch out! It's a snorlax! Oh! Pikachu is flattened! Link waits for Pikachu to get back to his normal shape!
Mario: Oh man! Pikachu was a pika pancake for about 10 seconds there! But now he's back to his normal shape! Momma Mia! Link misses and PIkachu locks in the shock lock! Shock Lock to Link! Link counters into a DDT! Ohhhhhh my! Both men down! Link covers! 1,2,Pikachu just kicked out!
Luigi: Link wil try the Hyrlian slam, his devastating finisher! He hits it! That should do it! Good night pikachu, thanks for coming! 1,2,oh man! There is no stopping Pikachu as he kicks out of Link's finisher!
Mario: Do you think Pikachu has a chance of winning?
Luigi: Not if Link hits the Hyrulian slam again! He'll try it! Pikachu counters into a shcok lock! He tries to drain the energy out of Link! Link is down to the ground, now! He and Pikachu are both spent!
Mario: Pikachu releases Link from the lock! He covers! 1,2,and Link just kicked out! Pikachu flies through the air shcoking Link several times! But Link caught him and a Hyrulian slam! hat should do it! 1...2...3!
Luigi: Wait! PIkachu got his foot on the bottom rope, and the match will continue! Link argues with the ref, but it does him no good!
Mario: Ah, that Link is nothing but a crybaby as Pikachu smacks Link with a hammer! A sledgehammer to be exact, and the sell out crowd applauding Pikachu as he sets up for a shock drop! But Link counters into a DDT onto a steel chair! Only God knows where that came from!
Luigi: Both men down! Wait a minute! It's King Dedede! Link's new sidekick! He picks up Pikachu and gives him a Dedede DDT!
Mario: Here comes Kirby Kirby down to help Pikachu and stop Dedede's cheating! He nails Dedede in the groin! DDD falls out of the ring! Pikachu with a Poke plunge from the top rope! Connects! Cover! 1! 2! 3!!!
Luigi: Pikachu has defeated Link! An impossible seeming task, but he pulls it off! The ten person elimination match is next!
The three things I could live without: a kick in the teeth, a punch to the stomach, and a low blow.
The one thing anyone who threatens my friends needs: a swift kick in the butt.
Post by: Jman on June 24, 2004, 08:59:50 PM
Cranky: Well, here comes the second match of the UST, a 10 person elimination match featuring Jman, Trainman, Mario, Luigi, and luigi lover! they square off against Bowser, King K.Rool, Wario, Waluigi, and Boshi who replaces an injured marioguy!
Diddy: This match was originally supposed to air on SSB Live, but it was moved here because let's face it. This is a special UST type of match! And it will begin, next!
The three things I could live without: a kick in the teeth, a punch to the stomach, and a low blow.
The one thing anyone who threatens my friends needs: a swift kick in the butt.
Post by: luigi~lover on June 25, 2004, 02:52:37 PM
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Post by: True Mario on July 01, 2004, 01:26:44 PM
Mario has fused with the N-force!
Post by: nintendofreak on July 01, 2004, 09:36:31 PM
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Post by: Jman on July 09, 2004, 07:56:10 AM
Cranky: Watch out Mario! Oh! K.Rool’s cheating pays off as Bowser smacks Mario in the skull with a steel chair! Now he throws Mario to the outside! Luigi over to check on him!
Diddy: Bowser rolls Mario back into the ring. Now he glares over at Luigi Lover! Man, he really hates her! What did that kid do to earn Bowser’s hatred?
Cranky: Well, she did beat him in a six person tag match with help from Jman!
Diddy: A truly great moment in Super Smash Brothers lore! Bowser tags in Wario, and Wario starts punching Mario! Mario fights back, and now he whips Wario across the ring! Oh man!
Cranky: Mario and Wario collide in mid-air! Both men down! What a match this is turning out to be! And I have a feeling we ain’t seen nothing yet! Mario crawling to his corner and he tags Jman! Wario tags Bowser! Oh baby!
Diddy: This is the moment we’ve waited for since Bowser tattoed Luigi Lover with a trash can on SSB Live! Jman right away takes it to Bowser! Jman hasn’t forgotten… oh man! What a DDT! Cover! 1,2, Bowser kicked out!
Cranky: You’ve gotta be as powerful as Bowser to kick out of that move!
Diddy: I’ll say! But what I was trying to say was, Jman won’t soon forget the night that Bowser almost prematurely ended the career of his friend, Luigi Lover! Bowser plants Jman and covers! 1,2, Jman kicks out! Both men to their corners! Jman tags in Luigi who hops to the top rope! Bowser tags in Boshi! Luigi nails Boshi with a body splash! 1,2,3! Boshi’s SSB Live debut is a short one as he is first eliminated by Luigi! But then Bowser nails Luigi with a chair while the ref checks on Boshi! Cover! 1,2,3!
Cranky: Well, Bowser evens the odds by cheating Luigi out of the match! Now Luigi Lover comes into the ring! Bowser immediately shoves her down! She wants nothing to do with him! She tags in Trainman who blocks Bowser’s hand and punches him several times, knocking him down!
Diddy: And knocking down the Koopa King is not an easy task! Trainman tags Jman who hops to the top! Going for a body splash! Bowser caught him! Super Koopa slam! 1,2, Jman just kicked out! Jman needs to make a tag! And he does, to Mario!
Cranky: Mario wants Bowser! But Bowser tags Wario instead! Sissy! Wario flies through the air and takes Mario down! Mario back to his feet and OH! A clothesline by Wario knocking Mario down! Wario tags Waluigi who goes top rope! And a body splash connects! 1,2,Mario just kicked out! And now Bowser throws Mario to the outside! The ref goes to check on him, and K.Rool said that Mario managed to tag Luigi Lover before he fell to the floor! So she enters the ring again!
Diddy: Waitaminute! This can’t be good! Bowser kicks Luigi Lover in the head! Jman clotheslines the Koopa King to the canvas! Bowser tags K.Rool and he covers LL! 1,2,3! K.Rool gives Bowser’s team the advantage, and we’ll be right back!
Proud to be an American!
Post by: Jman on July 09, 2004, 07:59:55 AM
Cranky: We’re back, and Trainman has been eliminated by K.Rool by way of a Kremlin krashdown pin!
Diddy: This gives Bowser’s team a 4-2 advantage! And the two men left on the good guy team are Mario and Jman, who both have another match later in the night! Jman in that career steel cage match vs Ash Ketchum, and Mario defends his SSB title in a triple threat match!
Cranky: Now Jman chokes Waluigi and throws him to the ground! To the top! WOW! A leg drop onto Waluigi’s neck! 1,2,3! Jman lessens the advantage to 3-2 in favor of Bowser’s team! Jman tags Mario who meets Bowser, who tosses him out of the ring! Bowser has hardly fought at all in this match! K.Rool and Wario have Mario! Oh no! A double powerbomb through a table! Mario is done!
Diddy: It’s gonna be 3 on 1! K.Rool and Wario celebrate!
Cranky: Diddy, they never got in the ring to break the count! It’s at 9…10! A Triple count out! K.Rool and Wario don’t even know they’ve been eliminated! Now they know! Oh my!!! K.Rool and Wario head to the locker room!
Bowser: You idiots! You’ve got to be the worst tag team partners I’ve ever had!
Diddy: Bowser with harsh words directed at his eliminated teammates! And Jman attacks from behind! Bowser walks right into a DDT! Cover! 1,2,Bowser just kicked out! Bowser to his feet and he connects with a Super koopa slam! It’s over and done!
Cranky: Waitaminute! Luigi Lover is back! Bowser is staring at her with rage! He pulls out a trash can! Oh no! You’ve got to be kidding me! LL to the ring! She ducks and Bowser hits the ref with the can!
Diddy: How much longer can this match last?! LL ducks another trash can shot and she kicks Bowser in the head! Jman to his feet! He ddt’s Bowser! But there’s no referee! LL drags the ref over where Jman has fallen onto Bowser! She lifts his hand! 1,2,3! Jman does it! He wins the match!
Cranky: But what condition will he be in for the biggest match of his life, a Steel Prison slaughter match for his career against Ash later tonight!! Luigi Lover raises Jman's hand in victory for the first and perhaps the final time! But coming up next, Roy and Link battle Lemmy and Iggy Koopa!
Proud to be an American!
Post by: luigi~lover on July 09, 2004, 03:20:50 PM
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Post by: Jman on July 09, 2004, 07:09:56 PM
Mario: What a match, eh Luigi?
Luigi: Cheating Bowser! That slimebag! Man, I'm glad Jman won!
Mario: Well, our next match is all about sweet retribution! Roy Koopa came to SSB Live one night to do commentary, and it turned into more than that!
(video plays)
Cranky: Roy slams Kirby through the table! Kirby down, Roy picks him up and tosses him into the ring! cover by Lemmy! 1,2, and the referee is pulled out of the ring! Who did that? It's that blasted Link!
Diddy: Link ruining a win for Lemmy! Lemmy up to his feet! Link with a huge clothesline, knocking Lemmy down! Link poses on the top rope! AND NOW SOMEONE PULLS HIM OFF BALANCE!!!! WHO IS THAT? IT'S IGGY!!! IGGY KOOPA IS BACK!!
Cranky: Iggy beats the spit out of Link! Roy COMES INTO THE RING AND CLOBBERS LEMMY!! WHAT THE HECK?? Kirby crawls into a cover! 1,2,3! Kirby wins it! Link reverses Iggy on the outside and sends him into the steel pole!
Diddy: Link and Roy with a double powerbomb to Kirby! To Lemmy! To Iggy! Link and Roy walk up the ramp and celebrate! Roy has just turned on his brothers!
Mario: As you can see, Lemmy and Iggy want their revenge in this match! And it begins, next!
Proud to be an American!
Post by: Jman on July 09, 2004, 07:17:59 PM
Proud to be an American!
Post by: True Mario on July 11, 2004, 02:57:06 PM
Mario has fused with the N-force!
Post by: True Mario on July 11, 2004, 02:57:07 PM
Mario has fused with the N-force!
Post by: True Mario on July 11, 2004, 02:57:13 PM
Mario has fused with the N-force!
Post by: Jman on July 12, 2004, 09:24:09 PM
Proud to be an American!
Post by: Jman on July 13, 2004, 10:44:39 PM
Proud to be an American!
Post by: Jman on July 15, 2004, 10:54:35 PM
Proud to be an American!
Post by: Jman on July 17, 2004, 11:56:27 AM
Luigi: Here we go! Lemmy and Iggy against Roy and Link! Lemmy starts off against Roy! This whole thing started on an episode of SSB Live! Roy, as Roy clobbers Lemmy with a big right hand. Roy came down to the ring and beat up on Kirby. But then, he unexpectedly clobbered Lemmy, allowing Kirby to win. Afterward, Link came down, and they beat up Kirby, Iggy and Lemmy!
Mario: Iggy yells something at Roy! Oooh, Roy didn’t like that! He grabs Iggy on the outside and throws him into the ring! Lemmy comes to his brother’s aid, but Roy knocks him out of the ring! Roy now attempts a super Koopa slam! That move was taught to him by his father, Bowser! But Lemmy distracts him! Roy drops Iggy!
Luigi: Roy tosses Lemmy out of the ring as he tries to climb back in! Lemmy is the legal man, uh, koopa! Roy continues to knock Iggy over with several hard blows to the head!
Mario: But look out! Lemmy is perched on the top rope! Where did he come from? Lemmy leaps on Roy and knocks him out of the ring! That was huge! Lemmy and Iggy need to take advantage of this situation! Iggy climbs out of the ring! An item box falls out of the sky! Iggy grabs and opens it! Oh boy! A home run bat!
Luigi: Come on Lemmy! Let’s see you hit a home run! Just like Sammy Sosa!
Mario: Iggy has the bat, Luigi.
Luigi: Oh. Iggy swings and Roy goes flying! Roy caught the back of a starship! A starship came along and Roy just grabbed it in time! What the heck is a starship doing here? Waitaminute! There’s someone coming out of the starship! Oh no! You’ve gotta be kidding me!
Mario: It’s Bowser! And Bowser just provided Roy and Link with a heck of a lot of items! That blasted cheater! Will he do the same to try and cheat his way to the Super Smash Brothers title later tonight?
Luigi: Roy got hold of a raygun during those moments and now he proceeds to zap the heck out of Iggy with it! Lemmy and Link have both gotten hold of beam swords! They are now dueling with the beam swords! Lemmy and Link showing off their expert sword wielding skills! And then Link has to ruin a good duel with a blatant low blow! Lemmy’s in pain!
Mario: Waitaminute! Iggy running over with the bat! He swings and there goes Link! Link is outta here! Only Roy is left for his team! Hey, they could call Iggy â€Corky†now! (laughs)
Luigi: Roy taking both Lemmy and Iggy down with a clothesline! Wait a dang minute! Roy is now joined by Dedede! Dedede climbs into the ring to pound Lemmy, while Roy punds on Iggy! Hey! Here comes Kirby to the ring! Kirby pounds on Dedede! But Link eliminates Iggy! However, the ref has called for the bell! It has been ruled a draw! Kirby beating Dedede through the crowd!
Mario: Here comes general manager Ash Ketchum to the ring as he waits to take on Jman in a Steel Prison Slaughter match! That match happens next!
Proud to be an American!
Post by: Jman on July 17, 2004, 11:58:07 AM
Diddy: This match has a storied history in WWE, under a different name. It has been used to settle major feuds and issues. And tonight, it will settle the feud of sorts between Jman and Ash! “Steel Prison Slaughter†is next!
Cranky: Jman climbs slowly into the ring as we get set to go! The steel cage is being lowered onto the ring. It’s actually going to reach the ground! Now that’s a big cage! Jman with the look of death in his eyes, just a cold stare at Ketchum. I can tell you one thing, both of these men will leave it all in the ring tonight, because one of their careers will end tonight!
Diddy: Jman starts off by knocking Ash over! Ash back to his feet, only to be knocked down again! Jman goes to grab Ash off the floor, and Ash gives him a low blow! Anything goes in this match!
Cranky: Ash throws Jman out of the ring and Jman hits the steel hard! Man, that had to hurt! Hey look, there’s Luigi Lover watching at ringside! Showing concern when Jman hit the steel cage! She’s got a heart of gold, I’ll tell you that much!
Diddy: Well, here’s someone that doesn’t have a heart of gold, Ash Ketchum! Actually, he doesn’t have a heart! He continues to give Jman the business! Ash hits Jman with a chair!
Cranky: Ash climbs the cage with Jman down on the floor! He’s going to try a high risk manuever from the top of the cage! Jman’s back to his feet! Now he’s shaking the cage! Ash trying to hold on, but he can’t! Ash falls to the floor! Now Jman picks him up and..oh boy!
Diddy: A tombstone piledriver connects! That was just to buy himself some time! There was hardly any time for him between the end of the 2nd match, and the start of this one! He’s still showing fatigue from that match! He won that match, being the sole survivor after pinning Bowser.
Cranky: Jman has pulled out a match’s worth of items! Among them a table, a steel chair, and his trademark sledgehammer! Ash is back to his feet! Jman lays him out with a shot from his hammer! Now he lays Ash on the table and climbs the cage! Jman with a leg drop off the top of the cage! And he crushes Ash through the table! That has got to be it! Cover! 1,2, Ash somehow kicked out! Jman appears to have hurt himself! Oh no! He injured his leg! Ash is sure to take advantage of this! We’ll be right back!
Proud to be an American!
Post by: Jman on July 17, 2004, 11:59:46 AM
Diddy: Well, we’re back! And Ash grabs LL by the hair! Dang jerk! Jman comes over, and Ash turns to him and gives him a low blow! Ash covers! 1,2, And LL JUST SOAKED ASH WITH A BUCKET OF COLD WATER!!! WOW!! TAKE THAT YOU CHEATER! But now Ash has set up a steel chair, I guess he’s forgotten about LL. Jman still hobbling on that injured leg!
Cranky: Waitaminute! Ash didn’t forget about LL, because here comes Bowser down to ringside! Bowser grabs Luigi Lover! He is determined to finish her off! Come on! Put her down! Jman can’t do anything but watch! Ash catching him off guard with a steel chair!
Diddy: Luigi is down to ringside! Luigi chasing off Bowser! Now he goes to stand by LL! Ash still mashing Jman’s injured leg with the chair! Now he covers! 1,2, Jman just kicked out! Ash keeps cheating by providing distractions, but Jman is hanging in there despite a horrendous leg injury!
Cranky: Jman’s telling Luigi to protect LL! He’s always concerned about his allies! What a great guy! Now he whips Ash across the ring and grabs him by the neck! Chokeslam connects! Cover! 1,2, Ash kicks out again! Love him or hate him, you have to admit Ash is giving Jman one heck of a battle!
Diddy: But he's still a dirty cheater! Jman going to the top rope! He tries a leg drop, but Ash rolls out of the way! Jman continuing to nurse that injured leg! Man, how he can even stand after what he has done to himself in this match is beyond me!
Cranky: Diddy, if you are on adrenaline, you can do anything. Like battle in this kind of match for this long! If the last two matches turn out half as good as this one has, this event will be very successful! Jman goes to grab his sledgehammer! It’s time to end this thing! Ash catches a sledgehammer in the gut! Ash falls over! Jman climbing the cage again!
Diddy: Come on Jman! He goes for a frog splash and crushes Ash again from 25 feet up! But can he make a cover? Come on Jman! You can do this! Oh no! He can’t do this! He crawls toward Ash! He falls on him! 1…2..3!!!!!!!! YES!!! HE DID IT!!!!
Cranky: Ash ketchum must leave SSB forever! This is the happiest night of my life! Jman battled a horrendous leg injury suffered during one of his own moves! And he still wins the match! Luigi Lover and Luigi enter the cell, and they help Jman to his feet!
Diddy: Luigi Lover and the rest of Jman’s allies have got to be happy that he defeated Ash! Jman basically having to be held up by Luigi and LL! I don’t think we’ll be seeing him on SSB for awhile, at least not as an active fighter! What a joyous occasion! But now Jman has an announcement!
Jman: I have a message, Mario and Luigi will not defend the tag titles tonight! The SSB champion needs his rest! So Wario and Waluigi get the night off! Meanwhile, I have arranged an appearance by none other than Aerosmith to perform such hits as “Walk this way†and “Dream On.â€
Cranky: Well, coming up next, after Aerosmith, we have the SSB championship up for grabs, but since DK was injured, it has become a regular one on one match between Bowser and Mario! Will Bowser “Walk this way†to his first SSB title? Or will he have to “Dream On†till next time? Find out next!
Proud to be an American!
Edited by - Jman on 9/25/2004 4:45:20 PM
Post by: True Mario on July 17, 2004, 01:51:36 PM
Mario has fused with the N-force!
Post by: Jman on July 17, 2004, 03:04:58 PM
Proud to be an American!
Post by: Jman on July 18, 2004, 12:46:45 PM
Diddy: I don't know, Cranky. Meanwhile, we will have Luigi as a guest commentator during this match!
Luigi: Hi, fans of SSB! I'm-a Luigi! What a night it has been so far! Here's a recap:
-Pikachu upset Link in a "Hammers, beam swords, and Pokeballs match.
-Jman, Trainman, Mario, Luigi and Luigi Lover defeated Bowser, Wario, Waluigi, K.Rool and Boshi when Jman pinned Bowser to become the sole survivor.
-Lemmy and Iggy and Link and Roy fought to a no contest when Kirby and Dedede interfered.
-Jman defeated ASh in a Steel Prison Slaughter match, forcing Ash to leave SSB for good.
Cranky: There's the SSB recap. Coming up next, Mario and Bowser for the SSB title! We'll be right back!
Proud to be an American!
Post by: Jman on July 19, 2004, 11:45:55 AM
Diddy: And Mario retaliates with a Bowser toss! Swinging Bowser around and letting him fly! And now the lights have gone off! What the heck? (Cranky and Diddy get cut off)
Proud to be an American!
Post by: Jman on July 19, 2004, 07:52:01 PM
Proud to be an American!
Edited by - Jman on 7/20/2004 8:18:02 AM
Post by: Jman on July 21, 2004, 10:17:34 AM
Cranky: What in the heck just happened? The lights are out here at the UST! Since the lights are off, for those of you just tuning in, you have missed one heck of a night! First, Pikachu picked up the biggest win of his career so far with a big upset of Link, Jman beat Bowser, Jman then beat Ash in a steel cage match! Here we are now, Bowser vs Mario will continue as soon as we figure out who’s messing with the lights!
Diddy: Well, now the lights are back on! And the ref is out cold! How did that happen? Mario and Bowser continue to fight like nothing happened!
Cranky: Well, okay. Mario kicks Bowser in the face! Bowser glares at him! Bowser tackles Mario to the canvas, gets up, and gloats! Bowser is being extremely ****y! It’s like he knows he’ll win! I’m not saying he will, but you never know!
Diddy: Here comes DK to be a guest referee! I thought DK was injured! It must not have been too serious of an injury! The first thing DK does is try and separate Bowser and Mario! But they don’t want to be separated, and they throw DK out of the ring! Come on DK! DQ both of them for that!
Cranky: Why did they do that?
Diddy: So they could get back to destroying each other, and they don’t need a referee telling them to break it up! Waitaminute! Bowser’s got a trash can! Here comes Luigi Lover down to the ring! I swear, every time Bowser pulls out that accursed can, she runs down here!
Cranky: DK has managed his way back into the ring! Luigi Lover looks like she’s coming over here! Nope, she’s just going to grab a chair and sit at ringside to watch. Mario reverses a trash can shot into a DDT onto the trash can! That should do it! The champion will retain his title! 1,2, DK stopped counting! Come on DK! Count!
Diddy: DK counted 1,2 and then he stopped, when Mario had the match won! And now he grabs Mario! DK has Mario by the neck! No! DK NO! DK just chokeslammed Mario to the outside!
Cranky: DK has snapped! What the heck did he do that for? Here comes…Ash? NO! Why is he still here? I don’t believe it!
Ash: Ah, Mario. I see you’ve met the new and improved Donkey Kong!
Diddy: New and improved?
Ash: Ha ha ha! All you fools thought DK was injured! But my final act as GM of SSB I feel will be my best ever! I managed to turn your beloved DK into a monster! Now DK, show everyone what a monster is supposed to do! Destroy Mario!
Cranky: You gotta be kidding me! DK grabs Mario and slings him into the steel steps! Come on! The man’s already had two matches tonight! Leave him alone!
Diddy: Waitaminute! Here comes Luigi to the ring! Luigi coming to the aid of Mario! Luigi tries to beat up DK! But DK swings around to grab him! DK throws both brothers into the crowd! This is ridiculous!
Ash: So crowd, enjoy DK as much as you have enjoyed me as GM!
Cranky: The ultimate insult! Hey! LL tackles Ash to the floor! She’s flailing punches at him like mad! I heard she learned that move from Jman himself! OH no! DK grabs LL!
Diddy: Oh my gosh, what will he do to her? He drags her up the ramp! He’s got her by the hair over the edge of the stage! There’s a table about 10 feet below her! Don’t do it DK! Here comes Jman to try and talk DK out of tossing LL off the top of the ramp through that table! DK listens and he drops LL!
Cranky: Jman and LL start to walk away, but LL motions down toward the Mario brothers, who received a cruel beating from DK just moments ago! They’re walking down, but DK just grabbed Jman! LL turns around!
Diddy: NO! NO!!!!! DK JUST CHOKESLAMMED JMAN OFF THE RAMP THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Oh my gosh!!! Jman’s not moving! What the heck has Ash done to DK?
Cranky: We have run out of time! See you for the next SSB Live! We should have a report on Jman’s condition then! Goodnight, from the UST! Cranky and Diddy Kong signing off!
(Both go to join LL, the Mario brothers, and even Bowser, who are all checking on Jman.)
Proud to be an American!
Post by: Jman on July 21, 2004, 10:33:41 PM
Proud to be an American!
Post by: Jman on July 22, 2004, 08:05:41 PM
Proud to be an American!
Post by: luigi~lover on July 23, 2004, 03:06:12 PM
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Post by: Jman on August 08, 2004, 08:56:20 PM
Proud to be an American!
Post by: Jman on August 13, 2004, 08:52:38 PM
I have a Live version of Freebird that will blow your mind!
Post by: Jman on August 15, 2004, 07:50:58 PM
I have a Live version of Freebird that will blow your mind!
Post by: Jman on August 28, 2004, 01:06:45 PM
Diddy: Jman and the Mario brothers got roughed up good by the "new improved" Donkey Kong, and we will have much more on that later on for those who didn't catch the UST! But now, the ring is being set up for the presentation of the Ultimate Smasher Award! That will be presented next!
Post by: Jman on August 29, 2004, 09:26:41 PM
I have decided to retire from making signatures...or is my newest signature in development?
Post by: Jman on September 18, 2004, 09:55:13 AM
I have decided to retire from making signatures...or is my newest signature in development?
Post by: Jman on September 25, 2004, 05:25:47 PM
But the opening match will be Peach against Daisy for the Women's title, and when it's done, Link and Zelda will have something to say about it! Don't miss the season premiere which I will post sometime in early November!
I have decided to retire from making signatures...or is my newest signature in development?
Post by: Jman on November 04, 2004, 09:09:33 PM
In one week: The grand premiere, or at least the first match, of the 2nd season of SSB Live! And who will step up to face DK in a steel cage to save a lot of jobs? Find out in one week!
Killing isn''t funny, unless you''re killing idiotic cartoon characters like Tiff and Tuff or Yugioh.
Edited by - Jman on 11/5/2004 8:40:15 AM
Post by: Luigi #98 on November 14, 2004, 04:07:09 PM
Ding ding ding! Bowser delivers a monkey crusher punch to send Dk flying out of the cage, but with Bowser exuasted when they climb to the top DK counters with a flying powerbomb! Then grabs the dazed bowser goes to the top again and power bombs right through the cieling on to the mat! Bowser gets back up! BODYSLAM!! 1...2...Ouch! DK claps his palms on Bowser's poor head!! OH NO!!! PICHU AND PICKACHU INTERFEER!!! They get themselves killed!!! Hey it's Kirby the people's chump! Kirby: Getting so popular by copying it ain't half bad! Ouch!
OH NO! It's SUPER DUPER GIANT MEGA ULTRALORD GIGA BOWSER AND SUPER DUPER GIANT MEGA ULTRA LORD DK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUCH!!!!!!!!! DOUBLE KNOCKOUT PLUS FIVE KILLS!!!!!!!! WAIT A MINUTE........... THE WINNER IS TEAM WASP AND BEE!!!!!!!! THEY NOW CLAIM THE CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE BELT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Luigi #98 on December 08, 2004, 11:54:18 AM
I'm luigi #1 I couldn't mke replies. sorry.
Post by: Luigi #98 on December 08, 2004, 11:55:25 AM
I'm luigi #1 I couldn't mke replies. sorry.
Post by: Jman on December 10, 2004, 04:34:03 PM
You can keep your Halo and Xbox, but I''ll stick with the retro games! Retrogaming will never die!
Post by: True Mario on December 17, 2004, 02:32:14 PM
Mario has fused with the N-force!
Post by: Jman on December 17, 2004, 03:59:37 PM
You can keep your Halo and Xbox, but I''ll stick with the retro games! Retrogaming will never die!
Post by: True Mario on December 18, 2004, 03:14:07 PM
Post by: True Mario on December 18, 2004, 03:14:07 PM
Mario has fused with the N-force!
Post by: Luigi #98 on December 19, 2004, 11:51:00 AM
Post by: Jman on December 22, 2004, 02:52:43 PM
You can keep your Halo and Xbox, but I''ll stick with the retro games! Retrogaming will never die!
Post by: Jman on December 22, 2004, 03:19:01 PM
Bowser: I'd like to present the Ultimate Smasher award to an individual who defied death to win that brutal Steel cage match at the UST! His name is, J-man!
Diddy: Here comes Jman down to the ring! He's on crutches! If you remember, he was chokeslammed through a table off the ramp! He's in the ring now.
Bowser: Congratulations. You are the Ultimate Smasher!
Diddy: And Jman turns around. Now he looks at the crowd and salutes them! They're going nuts!
Cranky: Wait a minute! Bowser with a cheap shot knocking him to the ground! What was that for? Now Bowser has a chair! he climbs into the ring! And Jman's, throwing away his crutches?
Diddy: Bowser helps him to his feet! Now he grabs him and attempts a super koopa slam! Jman countered! Now he is on the ground in pain! Bowser rolls him on top of the chair! He'll try to crush him through the chair!
Cranky: Bowser about to put Jman out of commission! He leaps! Jman rolled out of the way! How in the heck?
Diddy: I don't know! I think he just pulled a fast one on Bowser! Bowser writhing in pain after crushing himself into the chair! Now Jman picks him up! He'll attempt the tombstone! Nails it! Bowser is really in pain now!
Cranky: Jman getting his revenge on Bowser for everything he's done to his friends over the past year! But what he really did was send a message to DK that he's back, and that's what happens when you mess with him! We'll be right back!
You can keep your Halo and Xbox, but I''ll stick with the retro games! Retrogaming will never die!
Post by: Jman on December 23, 2004, 02:30:47 PM
Diddy: Sitting on this very announce table is the brand new women's championship! This next match will determine our first ever champion! Daisy and Peach already in the ring, let's get this one started!
Cranky: Peach begins with a shove knocking Daisy to the ground! And she covers! 1,2, Daisy kicks out! How was that one not over?
Diddy: Are you kidding me? Do you know how lame that would have been? Shot to the head by Peach! These two met in a long forgotten match last year, but it wasn't much of a match!
Cranky: Nope, one dive off the top rope, and we had a winner! Daisy clocks Peach! Peach bounces off the rope! Daisy catches her with a ddt! Now she rolls into a cover! 1,2, Peach kicks out!
Diddy: Daisy goes outside the ring and drags Peach with her! Daisy grabs a bat! She swings a mighty swing! Peach blocks with her shield! Daisy retracts before she'd have been blown away by her own mighty swing! Uh oh! There's a bob omb in the ring!
Cranky: Peach picks it up and throws it at Daisy! Daisy blocks with her shield! Peach deflects with her shield! the Bob-omb explodes! Peach and daisy's shields were both destroyed! They both fall outside the ring! But both ladies quickly back in! Peach and Daisy both bounce off the ropes! And they collide in mid air!
Diddy: Peach and daisy colliding in mid air! And now the 10 count begins! if neither can pin the other or get up, it will be a draw! Count to 5 already! Daisy slowly rolls onto Peach! 1,2,3! Daisy has won the first ever SSB women's championship belt!
Cranky: Luigi down to the ring with Mario as Peach congratulates Daisy on her win! Luigi celebrates with Daisy! Wait a minute! It's Link and Zelda! What do they want?
Link: Well well well. if it isn't the freak show! Luigi, you must be very happy to have a girlfriend with championship gold! Pity that it won't be for long! You see, I talked it over with general manager Bowser, and he thought it would be great if next week, Daisy defended her title against Zelda here, and if I took on Mario in a steel cage for his championship belt! I must admit, it will be quite satisfying watching Zelda take away Daisy's title, and for me to take Mario's title!
You can keep your Halo and Xbox, but I''ll stick with the retro games! Retrogaming will never die!
Post by: True Mario on December 28, 2004, 09:11:57 AM
Mario has fused with the N-force!
Post by: Jman on December 28, 2004, 01:02:03 PM
You can keep your Halo and Xbox, but I''ll stick with the retro games! Retrogaming will never die!
Post by: luigi~lover on December 28, 2004, 07:32:59 PM
*LL thinks*
But wait... if I get rid of Daisy, then Luigi is single. Bowser is could help me, but am I this evil?
~*The road to success is always under construction*~
Edited by - luigi~lover on 12/28/2004 5:35:01 PM
Post by: Jman on December 29, 2004, 09:39:30 PM
You can keep your Halo and Xbox, but I''ll stick with the retro games! Retrogaming will never die!
Edited by - Jman on 12/31/2004 6:43:44 PM
Post by: Luigi #98 on December 31, 2004, 04:35:36 PM
The Match Begins!!!!!!!!!!
*ding!*ding!*ding!*
Waluigi takes a chair and smacks Luigi across the arena!! Waluigi goes for another but Luigi grabs it!!!!!!! Then Waluigi takes another chair and goes to top of the cage!!!!
Luigi follows but at the top when he was getting on Walugi kicked him off!!!!
Then here comes Fox and Falcon interferring!!!!!!!! Falcon charges Waluigi but Waluigi dodges and fox is right behind him so Falcon runs off the cage but takes fox with him!!!!!!!! Then here comes...... The Ro.. the Rock?! what?! Get5 him outta here this is for nintendo only!!!!!!!!
The Rock: You dare trying to get rid of the people's champ?!
Cranky: YEAH!
The Rock took him by his feet and tossed him!!!!!!!! Ouch!!!!!!!! Cranky hit Luigi and WAluigi pinned him!!!!!!!!
Waluigi gets Daisy.
solve your problems LL?
Post by: Luigi #98 on December 31, 2004, 04:46:00 PM
Post by: Jman on December 31, 2004, 08:43:05 PM
And, a steel cage match between Luigi and Waluigi over daisy? That's a great idea! I'll work on that for a future show!
You can keep your Halo and Xbox, but I''ll stick with the retro games! Retrogaming will never die!
Edited by - Jman on 12/31/2004 6:45:51 PM
Post by: Luigi #98 on January 01, 2005, 09:34:51 AM
Post by: Luigi #98 on January 01, 2005, 09:39:51 AM
Post by: Jman on January 07, 2005, 09:22:58 PM
Bowser: Tonight, for the first time ever on SSB Live, a cage match!
Diddy: All right!!
Bowser: In this cage, it will be Mario vs DK in a Steel Prison Slaughter match! Why? Because I want to see Mario bloodied and beaten by the end of the night! That is all! Enjoy the show!
Diddy: Well, we thought Bowser had reformed, but I guess we were wrong! That is just not right!
Cranky: I wish he would reform his hair! Anyway, coming up next, the latest match in the hottest rivalry from last season! A fatal four way match between Pikachu, Yoshi, Link, and Kirby!
You can keep your Halo and Xbox, but I''ll stick with the retro games! Retrogaming will never die!
Post by: Jman on January 07, 2005, 09:36:50 PM
Cranky: Here comes Link to some of the loudest boos we've ever heard here at the Nintendome! But then Kirby flies down on his warpstar to a chorus of cheers! Yoshi and Pikachu enter the ring! Link comes out of his corner taking pikachu down with a huge clothesline!
Diddy: Now the other three triple team Link! Link tries to fight back, but he's no Donkey Kong! But he does have a Kong sized ego! The three of them are assaulting Link! Hey wait a minute! It's King Dedede! He and Link forged an alliance last year! Dedede beats on Kirby with the ref's back turned away! And a low blow!
Cranky: Link with a low blow to Yoshi as well! But the ref saw it! He waves his hand for the bell! Link is disqualified! I guess the winners are Pikachu, Yoshi and Kirby! I guess all 3 of 'em won!
Diddy: Wait! Bowser's on the ramp!
Bowser: I demand that this match continues as a 6 man tag match! It will be Pikachu, Yoshi and Kirby, against Link, Dedede, and Wario!
Cranky: Big announcement by Bowser, we'll be right back!
You can keep your Halo and Xbox, but I''ll stick with the retro games! Retrogaming will never die!
Post by: Jman on January 07, 2005, 09:47:23 PM
Cranky: And all six men brawl immediately! The ref has lost all control, and here come the items! The good guy trio grabs them! Hammer for Yoshi! Bob omb for Kirby! Beam sword for pikachu! But now Kirby throws the bomb! BOOOM!!!! It's over! The trio of Yoshi, Pikachu and Kirby win the match!
Diddy: I wonder if we'll see these three together in the future? I hope so! What a trio! But coming up next, Mario faces DK in a Steel Prison Slaughter match! Next!
You can keep your Halo and Xbox, but I''ll stick with the retro games! Retrogaming will never die!
Post by: Jman on January 16, 2005, 11:00:59 PM
I''ve found that if you have a goal, you might not make it. But if you don''t have one, you''re never disappointed. Let me tell you, it feels phenomenal!
Post by: True Mario on January 27, 2005, 02:12:18 PM
Post by: Jman on February 19, 2005, 09:27:26 AM
I''ve found that if you have a goal, you might not make it. But if you don''t have one, you''re never disappointed. Let me tell you, it feels phenomenal!
Post by: Jman on February 19, 2005, 10:00:18 AM
Cranky: Definetly huge indeed. Steel Prison Slaughter on regular SSB programming for the first time ever! Here comes DK down to the ring to huge boos! It's been three months since the UST, but I don't think our fans will ever forget the master plan of Ash Ketchum coming to fruitation on that night! DK turned into a monster and flattened the Mario Brothers, and he chokeslammed Jman through a table!
Diddy: I shudder when I think of that! That was hard to watch! You forgot that the chokeslam was off the top of the ramp! That was brutal!
Cranky: And here comes Mario! The crowd is going nuts! Mario has waited three long months to get his hands on DK! And he's through waiting! He sprints down to the cage and rolls in! We're set to go!
Diddy: Mario delivers the first blow and we're underway! But DK strikes back with great power by shoving him into the cage! Mario falls over and hops back to his feet! DK slams him into the steel again! And now DK is signaling for a chokeslam already!
Cranky: Nails it! DK with a smirk on his face as he leaves the ring and starts pulling weapons out from under it. Among them a table, steel chair, a sledgehammer, and a stop sign. But now he picks up the steel steps! Mario back to his feet! He does a baseball slide! The steel steps crush DK's face! DK is dazed! Mario climbs to the top rope! Leaping onto DK! DK caught him! And he slams Mario into the stairs! DK now going to set up the table with Mario down! And now he's trying to choke the life out of Mario with the chair! The referee tells him to stop! DK smacks the ref with the chair! He's out cold! DK sets Mario on the table, and he begins to climb to the top of the cage! he wants to end this thing early!
Diddy: Hey! here comes Luigi! Mario's brother climbs into the cage! Luigi has one of the tag team title belts! DK crawls down from the top of the cage! he charges Luigi! Luigi nails him with the belt! Luigi pulls Mario off of the table!
Cranky: Here comes Link down to the ring! Luigi doesn't even see him! Turn around! And Link low blows Luigi! And he also low blows Mario! DK rolls onto Mario but the official is still down! Now Link is in the ring! He sets up Mario and nails the Hyrulian slam! Waitaminute! Here comes Kirby! And the pink wonder is cleaning house! he knocks out Link! He knocks out Wario! But he didn't see DK! DK blasts him with a thunderous chokeslam! But Mario hoists him up! Here's a monterous DDT to the monster DK! Mario into a cover! 1,2, DK just kicked out! And Mario and DK lay in opposite corners of the ring now! We'll be right back!
I''ve found that if you have a goal, you might not make it. But if you don''t have one, you''re never disappointed. Let me tell you, it feels phenomenal!
Post by: Luigi #98 on February 19, 2005, 08:42:54 PM
table match: cranky vs. diddy (tick eachother off)
I quit match(where you grab the microphone and try to make them surrender): Wario vs Masta Mario
TLC match(tables, ladders, and chairs match): Link vs Boshi
just some ideas.
Hey can you make please try to make a match with masta mario? I wanna see how good he can get the crap beat beat out of him and whether he's good at not good at getting the crap beat outta him!!
Post by: Jman on February 20, 2005, 11:26:12 PM
Cranky: DK thought he had the match won there, but it's going to take more than hat to stop the madness that is Mario!
Diddy: Keep preachin the truth, brother! DK kicking Mario around like a rag doll. DK kicks Mario and gloats! Now he places Mario on a table outside the ring! I think Mario's out cold! DK's gonna fly from 15 feet! Mario rolled out of the way!
Cranky: He did what? Oh man! Are you kidding me? Mario covers DK! 1,2, DK just kicked out! DK tried to crush Mario through a table, but winded up crushing only himself! Mario looking for a clothesline! DK ducks and Mario hits the referee! That'll knock him into next week!
Diddy: DK with a low blow to Mario! But here come Luigi and Kirby back into the cage! DK lays them out with a double clothesline! He grabs them both by the neck! Double chokeslam! Now he slams Mario into the steel cage!
Cranky: DK in a fury now as he grabs Luigi and Kirby! Another double chokeslam! Now he sets his crazed, murderous eyes on Mario! Mario punches DK! Mario coming to life here as he punches up DK! Mario whips DK across the ring and they hit each other's clotheslines! But now the referee is distracted by Link on the outside!
Diddy: Dedede hits the Ring and grabs Mario! He destroys Mario with his mallet! Man, what a shot! Now he rolls DK onto Mario! Dedede takes out Luigi and Kirby! The ref counts! 1,2,3! DK stole one!
Cranky: DK stole one indeed! It was still anyone's match until Dedede stormed the ring and destroyed Mario with his mallet! Now what? here comes general manager Bowser! Luigi and Kirby are carrying Mario from the cage.
Bowser: Oh no no no. You set Mario down unless you both want to be fired!
Diddy: Oh come on!
Bowser: That's better! Now, I order you to destroy them, DK!
Cranky: Bowser just commanded DK to demolish Mario and company! The cage door is closed! Our heroes are taking on Dedede and Link too! DK with a DK drill to Mario! DK knocks Mario outside, an open cage door? How did it open? That's how! It's Lemmy and Iggy! They storm the cage and begin their double team moves against Link and Dedede!
Diddy: But here comes Roy! Roy teaming with Link now! They double powerbomb Luigi! DK chokeslams Kirby through a table! Roy catches the Koopa twins, he throws em to DK! Double chokeslam!
Cranky: These 5, Link, DK, Roy, Dedede, and Wario, are on a rampage as we begin our second season! They destroy Mario ligi, Kirby, and the Koopa twins Lemmy and Iggy! What will happen next? Tune in next week to find out! Goodnight everybody!
I''ve found that if you have a goal, you might not make it. But if you don''t have one, you''re never disappointed. Let me tell you, it feels phenomenal!
Post by: Jman on February 20, 2005, 11:29:29 PM
Who wants this to be more like SSB (opponents flying offscreen, hammers and bats and every other item galore)? Or should it stay the style it is? If I change it to be more like SSB? The only thing left unchanged would be the cage matches! There would still be cage matches!
I''ve found that if you have a goal, you might not make it. But if you don''t have one, you''re never disappointed. Let me tell you, it feels phenomenal!
Post by: Luigi #98 on February 21, 2005, 04:21:02 PM
Now then but just what would my team be in a three man crashin tornado.
Maybe LL, Jman, and Luigi #98?
your decision.
And I think I like it the way it is.
Edited by - Luigi #98 on 3/2/2005 9:32:39 AM
Post by: Luigi #98 on March 02, 2005, 11:36:40 AM
Hey maybe a match where cranky and his assistant tick eachother off and have a match against eachother. Now that would be a laugh!
Post by: Jman on May 14, 2005, 11:43:41 AM
Luigi defeated Roy
Lemmy and Iggy defeated the Ice Climbers for the rights to the vacant tag team titles (which were left vacant after Mario and Luigi were hurt by DK.)
In both their debuts, Pichu pulled off a stunning upset against Falco Lombardi in a timed match, 3 KOs to 2.
And in the main event, Link defeated Mario in a steel cage match for the SSB title!
PS: This episode will be the last for awhile, because I am planning a SSB fanfic, like a movie. This episode leads into the feature film. So...enjoy!
Cranky: Here we are just seven days away from the SSB crash n burn melee! Welcome to SSB live! Here with my partner Diddy as always, I'm Cranky Kong! Diddy, over to you!
Diddy: Thanks Cranky! Who knows what kind of random craziness will take place here tonight? Last week, Link's title win over Mario was overshadowed by the craziest ending in this show's young history!
Cranky: Here's what happened...
Last week:
Diddy: Mario's going to put the challenger away after a hard fight for both men! Mario super slam! Now he crawls into a cover! But the ref is still down after that brutal chairshot! And now Dedede's in the ring! No! He's got that bloody mallet out again!
Cranky: No! A bloody shot to Mario's head! And now the ref is back in the ring! Link inching himself onto Mario for the cover! He's gonna steal the match! He's gonna steal the title! 1, not this way!
Diddy: 2!
Cranky: Not this way!
Diddy:3!
Cranky: Dangit! Link just stole the title from Mario! The longest title reign has come to an end!
Diddy: Now what? The big screen's going haywire! (Roy and Wario appear on the screen)
Roy: Heyyy, boss! Congrats on your win! We've got a surprise for you in your car!
(Roy opens the trunk, Daisy is inside.)
Cranky: What the..? It's Daisy! Luigi's girl is tied up and gagged in the trunk of Link's vehicle!
Diddy: What kind of person kidnaps a girl? That's just not right! Link walks out of the ring! Now he's walking up the ramp...wait a minute!
Cranky: Luigi's coming down the ramp! Link doesn't even see him! Luigi tackles Link to the ground! Now he hoists the new champ for a Luigi bomb! But Dedede whacks him with the mallet!
Diddy: And now Link kicks Luigi in the face! Now he walks up the ramp! Mario's lost the title, Link's our new champion, and his cronies kidnapped Daisy! What is going to happen next week?
(Tape ends)
Cranky: That was one crazy night! We still have no word on Daisy's condition after she was kidnapped by Roy and Wario during the title match last week. Now here comes Link down to the ring and the boos are horrendously loud!
Diddy: And with him are his cronies. Dedede, Wario, Roy, Waluigi, and DK all accompanying Link to the ring.
What is their purpose? Find out when we come back!
I''ve said my piece, now I''m off to some hardcore SSBM action!
Edited by - Jman on 5/30/2005 3:32:09 PM
Post by: Jman on May 14, 2005, 12:05:17 PM
Diddy: It's Daisy! Link's cronies still have Daisy! The poor girl's scared to death! This is almost like when Bowser tried to destroy Luigi~lover, SSB's favorite Canadian Luigi fangirl!
Cranky: Daisy trying to crawl from the ring, but DK grabs her!
Link: Luigi, I've got a challenge for you! If you ever want to see your little girlfriend again, you will take part in the Link challenge! A six man tag match between DK, Wario, Dedede, you and two partners! if you win, you get Daisy back! But if you lose, forget it, kid! I'm waiting, player 2!
(Luigi's theme song hits the speakers)
Diddy: Here comes Luigi, whom Link just called "Player 2!" The ultimate insult!
Luigi: All right, Link! I accept your challenge! And I have a challenge as well! As you know, great champions never back down from a challenge!
Cranky: Link telling Luigi, Hey, I'm the greatest champion there ever was!
Luigi: So Link, I challenge you to a ladder match in 7 days at the crash n burn melee!! For the SSB title!
Diddy: Link coming face to face with luigi!
Link: To quote you, I accept! In 7 days, I'm putting you out of your misery!
Diddy: And a slap to the challenger's face! Link with a arrogant grin as he turns to leave! But Luigi's got a chair! Link turns around and just ducks out of the ring! Luigi amost rearranged Link's face!
Cranky: Well, in 7 days, Luigi will get plenty of chances to rearrange Link's facial features with a ladder in a ladder match! Wow! High caliber main event tonight with the Link challenge, and a ladder title match in 7 days! It doesn't get any better than this!
Diddy: It will for Luigi if he and his two partners can win the Link challenge this week, and if Luigi can somehow topple Link for the SSB championship at the Melee! We'll be right back with our first match of the evening, in their SSB debuts, Captain Falcon takes on Fox McCloud!
I''ve said my piece, now I''m off to some hardcore SSBM action!
Edited by - Jman on 5/30/2005 3:30:29 PM
Post by: True Mario on May 14, 2005, 01:42:28 PM
Mario has fused with the N-force!
Post by: luigi~lover on May 22, 2005, 02:49:29 PM
I was in Finland for six weeks, I went with my hockey team and we won the championship! That’s why I haven’t been here often, I had to train my hardest for the last three months. But I swear this time I’m back!
~*The road to success is always under construction*~
Post by: Jman on May 29, 2005, 09:15:21 PM
Diddy: This match has been delayed because of all the altercations between Link and Luigi! Well here's Captain Falcon! The famed F-zero pilot! Let's see how good he is at SSB WWE style fighting!
Cranky: And here's the legendary starpilot of the Great Fox, Fox McCloud! Here we go! Fox strikes Falco, inflicting the first damage of the match!
Diddy: That's Falcon, not Falco Lombardi!
Cranky: Sorry, I've always had that nickname for Falcon!
Diddy: Both fighters striking and connecting with various moves! Here's a bomb falling from the sky! The rules are simple, two lives for each fighter, you can pin your opponent or knock them out of the sky.
Cranky: The bomb explodes! And they continue trading punches! The damage meters growing dangerously high for both men! Fox misses with a smash attack! Falcon connects with a falcon kick! Fox counters with a ddt! Falcon is down! Now Fox charges up his gun for the kill!
Diddy: But Falcon comes in behind Fox! Falcon punch! There goes Fox! Falcon scores a knockout, and now he waits for Fox to reurn to the playing field.
Cranky: Well, the match after this will be a timed match for the SSB Women's title as Luigi fangirl luigi-lover takes on Zelda!
Diddy: Here comes Fox down from his platform and he immediately begins blasting Fox with his gun! Wow! Look at him go! Fox not letting up as he now has Falcon on the edge!
Cranky: And a smash kick kills Falcon! They're both down to one life! Falcon returns and he begins going to town on Fox!
Diddy: He's taking Fox to school! This has been quite the fight! Both men dealing punishing blows and vicious shots! The damge meters increasing by the second!
Cranky: And the blows keep on coming! Wait a minute... a home run bat! A HOME RUN BAT! FOX SWINGS AND CATCHES FALCON OFF GUARD! IT'S OVER! Fox McCloud has won his debut match here on SSB Live!
Diddy: Coming up next, a match for the SSB women's championship! Zelda defends herself against TMK's favorite Luigi fangirl, luigi-lover!
I''ve said my piece, now I''m off to some hardcore SSBM action!
Post by: Jman on May 29, 2005, 09:42:51 PM
Cranky: This is quite the situation. Daisy, who was kidnapped just last week, has a rematch for the title at the Melee in seven days as promised by GM Bowser last week. But she'll only get that shot if Luigi and the boys free her with a victory tonight!
Diddy: Also, who will be the champ going into the Melee? Will it be Zelda, or will LL find a way to upset Zelda? LL is already down here. The kid who earned Bowser's scorn after beating him in a match with help from Jman!
Cranky: But where's Zelda? Link's cronies, as you may remember, kidnapped Daisy during Mario and Link's title match last week! Where the heck is Zelda? Oh...here she comes! That was quite the delay!
Diddy: But now Link pulls LL off the apron! Where did he come from? He starts beating on her! Come on! This isn't Link vs LL! It's LL vs Zelda! LL gives Link a hard shot right below the belt! Way to go, kid!!!
Cranky: Now she hits the ring and starts beating up on Zelda! Zelda fighting back! Link's on the outside writhing in pain! Heh heh heh! LL gets slapped by Zelda! Both ladies want this title bad!
Diddy: Yeah, LL wants to win the title, and Zelda wants to keep the title! LL's got Zelda! Could it be??? It is! The Canadian grand slam! (that's the name Jman gives it anyway) But she knocked over the official in the process! Now LL's going top rope! She's gonna do it! She's gonna beat Zelda for the title!
Cranky: But Link pulls on the rope! LL falls and lands on her leg wrong! Oh no! Leave it to Link to ruin a truly great moment! He hits the ring! He grabs LL! And with one shot he lays her out! Somebody better stop this or I'm going to!
Diddy: Do it, Crank! The ref suddenly to his sense! Zelda's arm is over LL! 1,2,3! Zelda retains her title! Now Link wants to speak! He grabs a nearby microphone.
Link: Luigi, just a reminder! This will be you in seven days! After I finish destroying your career! In 7 days, just like your little fangirl here, you will be destroyed!
Cranky: Now he goes back over to LL! Oh no! Link looking for the Hyrulian slam! He picks up LL! Somebody stop this!
Diddy: The lights just went out! What the...now they're back on! And Luigi's right in front of Link! LL escapes, thank God!
CRanky: Luigi watches as Link hightails it out of the ring! Link no doubt saving his body for the Crash n burn Melee!
Diddy: Well, up next, yes it's here! The main event! Luigi and two partners against Dedede, Wario, and DK! But who did Luigi pick? Find out when we come back!
I''ve said my piece, now I''m off to some hardcore SSBM action!
Edited by - Jman on 5/30/2005 3:33:47 PM
Post by: luigi~lover on May 30, 2005, 04:23:04 PM
Kip: Napoleon, don''t be jealous that I''ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I''m training to be a cage fighter.
Post by: Jman on May 30, 2005, 04:39:00 PM
And I also have changed the dates (in the world of the show). The Crash n burn Melee has been moved from 3 days to 7 days, because all I want to establish before the Melee won't happen in one show. So for the first time ever, SSB will have two shows in one week! (Not in real time. Don't be silly.)
I''ve said my piece, now I''m off to some hardcore SSBM action!
Post by: Jman on May 30, 2005, 04:47:04 PM
Diddy: Here comes his other partner! It's Kirby! Kirby and Link had the hottest rivalry last season! This dates back to the premiere episode when Link missed Mario with a slash from his sword and got Kirby instead.
Cranky: The next week, both blamed the other for costing him a chance at the title. Kirby has not been in a title defense since! But one year later, in a sickening irony, Link is the champion.
Diddy: Speaking of the champ, here he comes leading his boys, Dedede, Donkey Kong, and Wario to the ring. The fans chanting and booing! Coming up, after a short commercial break, Mario, Luigi, and Kirby fight Dedede, DK, and Wario to free Daisy! Next!
I''ve said my piece, now I''m off to some hardcore SSBM action!
Post by: smfan1085 on May 30, 2005, 09:18:53 PM
Ever notice how the name "Playstation" sounds more kiddy than "Gamecube" or "Nintendo 64"?
Post by: Jman on May 30, 2005, 10:08:57 PM
I''ve said my piece, now I''m off to some hardcore SSBM action!
Post by: Jman on June 02, 2005, 08:36:30 PM
I''ve said my piece, now I''m off to some hardcore SSBM action!
Post by: Jman on June 03, 2005, 06:09:27 PM
Cranky: Mario starts it off against DK! Oh, a nasty shot to the big ape! Boy, is he ever eager to get revenge on DK and the rest of Link's posse for costing him his title last week!
Diddy: And we all remember how that happened! Dedede whacked Mario with his mallet while the ref was down, and seconds later, Link won the match!
Cranky: Now Mario's been backed into the corner by the monster, DK! And a shot to Mario's chest by DK! DK with another shot to Mario! Now he whips the former champ across the ring! Mario's backed in the corner! DK tags Wario! Wario with a running start! Nobody home, and Wario goes shoulder first into the steel turnbuckle!
Diddy: That was foolish on his part! Now he spills onto the floor outside the ring!
Cranky: Mario exits the ring and picks up Wario! He nails him with a backbreaker! Now Mario slings Wario toward the steel steps but Wario reverses! Mario goes plunging into the steel steps!
Diddy: Just like that, Wario gains the upper hand! Now he tosses Mario back in the ring! he tags Dedede! So, this means that all three members of this team have had their shots at Mario while Mario hasn't made a tag yet!
Cranky: Dedede with a shot to Mario's gut! Now he gives him a powerbomb! Cover! 1,2, Mario kicked out! Mario really needs to make a tag! Dedede whips him across the ring! And a clothesline collision! Both men down!
Diddy: Mario desperately needs to make a tag now! He's trying to crawl to his corner! He'll make the tag to Kirby! And here comes the protector of Popstar! Dedede can't make a tag!
Cranky: Kirby immediately goes to town on Dedede! And he knocks the ruler of Dreamland on his backide! Kirby making his presence felt by Dedede!
Diddy: He's the fresh competitor, and he's letting Dedede know it! Kirby backs Dedede into the corner! Now he pounds him with quick lefts and rights! And one sharp kick sends Dedede crashing into the turnbuckle!
Cranky: Kirby is taking it to Dedede! Link's also watching and he doesn't like this! Now Kirby goes for a STARSLAM! But DDD counters with a ddt! Now Dedede makes a tag to DK!
Diddy: And DK grabs Kirby! Here's a thunderous chokeslam! DK stalks Kirby as the star warrior struggles to his feet! And a monster clothesline! Kirby was almost decapitated on that one!
Cranky: The raw strength of DK is enough to kill a man! And now DK with a crushing bearhug! Trying to squeeze the life out of Kirby! Now the referee looks to Kirby to see if he wants to tap out!
Diddy: Kirby struggling to try and escape DK's grasp! Slapping at DK, throwing punches, whatever will work! It's working! DK's grasp is weakening on Kirby!
Cranky: And he finally drops the Pink wonder! Kirby gasping for air! he really needs to get out of there! He tries to tag Luigi, but DK grabs his leg!
Diddy: DK holding Kirby back! Kirby wheels around and kicks DK in the jaw! He tags Luigi and falls over! Luigi's ready to make someone pay for kidnapping his girlfriend!
Cranky: DK tags Dedede, but Dedede is hesitant to get in the ring with a seemingly possessed Luigi! Luigi grabs him! A suplex over the rope into the ring! Luigi screaming at Dedede to get up! As Link looks on, we take our final commercial break of the night!
I''ve said my piece, now I''m off to some hardcore SSBM action!
Post by: Jman on June 03, 2005, 06:36:40 PM
Cranky: Remember, the stipulation of this match is Daisy! If Luigi's team wins, Daisy will be released to Luigi! But if Link's team wins, Dasiy will never see Luigi again!
Diddy: Luigi's hurt his shoulder! Now Dedede spears him into the barricade! And the barricade breaks! Luigi and Dedede have spilled into the crowd! Luigi's fading in and out of consciousness here!
Cranky: He desperately needs to make a tag, if he can even get up! Dedede dragging the half awake #1 contender! he tosses Luigi into the ring! Here's a cover! 1,2, Kirby saves the match by breaking up the three count!
Diddy: Dedede dragging the beaten Luigi to his feet! A monster clothesline! But he missed! Luigi with a reverse DDT! Now he covers! 1,2, Dedede just kicked out at 2!
Cranky: Wait a minute! It's Link! Link's in the ring! He's got a chair! Luigi ducks and Link hits the referee! That was a nasty shot! And now Link whacks Luigi!
Diddy: Oh my! It's LL!!! Here comes Luigi's fangirl! Link cost her a chance at Zelda's title earlier tonight! She enters the ring and Link goes after her! The champion grabs LL! Come on! Leave her alone, Link! Luigi's got a chair! he clobbers Link with the chair!
Cranky: How did Luigi get up so fast?
Diddy: Luigi is not going to let himself lose this match! he popped up like a bloody daisy! Now he goes top rope! So does LL! They jump at the same time! LL lands on Link! Luigi lands on Dedede! Here's a very slow cover! The ref back to his senses! 1...2...kickout!!!
Cranky: Unbelievable! Dedede kicked out on raw instinct that time! Now Luigi picks up Dedede for the Luigi bomb! HE NAILS IT!! AND A COVER! 1..2..3!! YES!! HE DID IT! What a fantastic match!
Diddy: Here comes Daisy down the ramp, into the ring, and into the arms of Luigi! Here comes LL into the arms of her hero as well! LL still walking with that limp that Link caused her. Link has won the Luigi challenge! He's got his girl back! Wait a darn minute! Link's back with a chair! He whacks Luigi from behind and DK grabs the two girls! Mario and Kirby try to come to his aid, but they're laid out by DK!
Link: You may have won, but I'm still taking these two lovely young ladies of yours with me! And there's nothing you can do about it!
(Voodoo child starts playing on the sound system)
Cranky: WHAT??? IT's Jman! Unbelievable! He knocks Link down! He knocks down Wario! DK grabs him! But he counters DK! Oh my! Tombstone piledriver to DK! Tombstone to Wario! And the ever defiant Link slaps him! Low blow to Link! Now he picks him up!Tombstone to Link! And the crowd goes wild!
Diddy: Jman has returned to SSB Live! And now he gives LL a pair of scissors! I think I know what's coming! Oh yeah! She cut off a piece of both Link's ears! YES!!!
Cranky: What a night, what a match! What a finish! It's been a pleasure, good night everybody!
Diddy: From Kirby stadium in Dreamland, the renamed Dreamdome, this is Diddy Kong! For all our affiliates out there, and for my partner Cranky, good night everybody! have a smashing week!
I''ve said my piece, now I''m off to some hardcore SSBM action!
Post by: Jman on June 04, 2005, 09:08:38 PM
I''ve said my piece, now I''m off to some hardcore SSBM action!
Post by: luigi~lover on June 05, 2005, 07:26:27 PM
Kip: Napoleon, don''t be jealous that I''ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I''m training to be a cage fighter.
Post by: Luigi #98 on June 06, 2005, 01:51:59 PM
Post by: Jman on June 08, 2005, 07:58:48 PM
GM Bowser gives the champion, Link, the night off. But Luigi is forced into a match by Bowser just 3 days before the Melee! And not just any match! A steel cage match! Against DK! Will Luigi make it to the Melee? Also, Lemmy and Iggy defend the tag team titles against the Ice climbers before they face them at the Melee! Will the ice Climbers be able to upset the Koopa Twins and go into the Melee as the champions? You can't miss the next episode of SSB Live!
I''ve said my piece, now I''m off to some hardcore SSBM action!
Post by: Jman on July 08, 2005, 04:28:51 PM
Cranky: Luigi bomb! Here's a cover! 1,2,3! He did it! What a fantastic match!
But the night wasn't over yet! Right after the match, Link tried to kidnap Daisy and LL anyway as he smacked Luigi with a chair. But he and his posse got an unpleasant surprise from a familiar face!
Diddy: Here comes Daisy down the ramp, into the ring, and into the arms of Luigi! Here comes LL into the arms of her hero as well! LL still walking with that limp that Link caused her. Link has won the Luigi challenge! He's got his girl back! Wait a darn minute! Link's back with a chair! He whacks Luigi from behind and DK grabs the two girls! Mario and Kirby try to come to his aid, but they're laid out by DK!
Link: You may have won, but I'm still taking these two lovely young ladies of yours with me! And there's nothing you can do about it!
(Voodoo child starts playing on the sound system)
Cranky: WHAT??? IT's Jman! Unbelievable! He knocks Link down! He knocks down Wario! DK grabs him! But he counters DK! Oh my! Tombstone piledriver to DK! Tombstone to Wario! And the ever defiant Link slaps him! Low blow to Link! Now he picks him up!Tombstone to Link! And the crowd goes wild!
Diddy: Jman has returned to SSB Live! And now he gives LL a pair of scissors! I think I know what's coming! Oh yeah! She cut off a piece of both Link's ears! YES!!!
Cranky: What a night, what a match! What a finish! It's been a pleasure, good night everybody!
Various Homestar quotes
"The Good times are over!" "Homestar...is running..along!" "Gimme them dang ice creams!"
Homestar:Bubs, are you an unethical quack?
Bubs:The most quackinest!
Edited by - jman on 7/8/2005 3:30:53 PM
Post by: True Mario on July 11, 2005, 07:29:28 AM
Mario has fused with the N-force!
Post by: Luigi #98 on July 17, 2005, 04:08:47 PM
Link tries again but Wario challenges him in the same plot. Which ever one wins fights Luigi in a rematch to get LL and Daisey back.
Post by: Jman on August 19, 2005, 09:30:45 PM
Post by: Jman on September 14, 2005, 09:43:15 PM
KISS? What does that stand for, Koopas in short shorts? *Shudders*
Post by: Jman on December 20, 2005, 05:55:32 PM
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 22, 2005, 10:48:24 PM
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 22, 2005, 11:34:41 PM
Post by: Jman on December 28, 2005, 04:08:23 PM
Cranky: We are just three days away from the Super Smash Brothers Crash n Burn Melee! Tonight, we will learn who the first and last entrants into the melee will be. We will also preview all the other matches for the Melee!
Diddy: We already know of a couple matches, but there's one big one I refer to. Link vs Luigi in a ladder match! This is going to be a good one!
Cranky: More on that later on tonight! Right now, the tag team titles are on the line! Lemmy and Iggy Koopa taking on the Ice Climbers in a rematch from two weeks ago! They also have a triple threat tag team match against these same Ice climbers, and Wario and waluigi, who had a classic match against the Mario Brothers back when they were the tag champs.
Diddy: Lemmy and Iggy are now the champions! They won the vacant titles by defeating the Ice Climbers in our lost episode! The titles had been vacant since the Mario brothers were put on the DL at the UST, thanks to DK.
Cranky: This is a regular match where only SSB rules apply. That means no steel chairs, no pins, and no submissions.
Diddy: Nope! Just classic SSB action! Here's the start of the match! One note here. If Nana is eliminated first, only she will be gone. Nothing will happen to her partner.
Cranky: But if Popo gets KO'd, they both will lose a life! So, if you're the Ice Climbers, protect Popo at all costs!
Diddy: Well the match starts off with all four men, check that, three men and one girl, check that, two koopas and two eskimos. That's it! All four in the arena!
Cranky: The ring here at Wario stadium sinks below the floor when SSB rules are in effect. All SSB stadiums do.
Diddy: The team of Lemmy and Iggy starting off great as they dominate the Ice Climbers early on, looking to retain their titles! The Koopa Twins roughing up Nana! She's protecting Popo so the Ice Climbers don't lose any lives early!
Cranky: Popo goes after Lemmy with left and rights! Now he's got a homerun bat! Iggy with a shot from behind sending Popo flying! He dropped his bat! Nana's got it! She's behind the Koopa Twins! Watch out! She swings and drives both of them out of here! A two run homer for Nana and she's put Popo and herself inline to win the tag titles!
Diddy: That was huge! Both koopas went to beat up on Popo, and Nana took advantage! This looks bad for the champs! They desperately need to even the score, and that means knocking out Popo! Watch out! Nana comes flying into our announce table! Now a double team on Popo! Lemmy and Iggy both grab Pokeballs and, oh my! One is Charizard, and Iggy's is a flight of Beedrill! haven't seen them in awhile!
Cranky: Charizard burns Popo while the Beedrill knock him a new one! He's about ready to be knocked out! And Lemmy hits him with a Beam sword! He's out of here! Nana and Popo down to one life! This one's going to be a fight to the finish! Lemmy's got a homerun bat! There goes Nana! Popo stuck in a double team!
Diddy: Lemmy swings and Popo ducks! He smacks Lemmy across the arena! Iggy also smacked by Popo! Can he win the titles by himself? This would be a major upset for the Ice Climber! He smash attacks Iggy! Iggy flies and a bomb falls! A bomb just fell right into Iggy Koopa's lap! Boom! He's eliminated! It comes down to Lemmy and Popo for the tag team titles! And Popo's got a beam sword! Wait a minute! Link's down on the battleground! And Roy Koopa is with him!
Cranky: Roy takes out his brother, the Ice Climbers have won, but the bell rang in a DQ. The match has ended in a no contest! Now the ring has been raised in front of everybody!
Diddy: Leave it to Link to ruin a good match! Now Link with a shot to Popo's gut! Popo just had a tough match, so he can't fight back! Dang it Link! Leave him alone, you blasted bully!
Cranky: Link throws Popo into the ring! Roy's got a steel chair! Also there's a table in the ring! Link kicks Popo below the belt! My gosh!
Link: I hope you're watching, Luigi! Because this is what I will do to you in three days in our ladder match for my title!
Diddy: Link goes to grab, Hey! Popo springing to life as he tries to fight off Link! Roy with a chair! Popo with a dropkick crushing Roy's head with the chair! Uh oh! Link with another chair! And he lays out the ice climber!
Cranky: Hey!! It's Nana, Lemmy and Iggy! They storm the ring! Lemmy and Iggy take Roy down with a double clothesline! Now Link turns to face Nana! Link's got that look again, oh no.
Diddy: Dang it no! Put her down! Leave her alone, champ! Wait a minute! It's Luigi! The #1 contender for Link's SSB title! Luigi is here! Link hightails it! Luigi hoisting Roy for the Luigi Bomb as Link watches! And Luigi bombs Roy through his own table!
Cranky: Complete Chaos as we start our show here tonight! Luigi and Link in a staredown as Link crawls up the ramp! We'll be right back!
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Post by: Jman on January 14, 2006, 02:58:59 PM
Cranky: Pikachu and Yoshi set to go one on one for the NE title. Let's run down a little match by match history! In the first match, Pikachu won the newly created championship. But everyone remembers when Yoshi won the title in the second match! He's been the champion ever since! Here we go! Yoshi and Pikachu fighting for the title!
Diddy: Yoshi starts it off by eating Pikachu and turning him into an egg. Pikachu breaks out of it and delivers some shots to Yoshi! Look at this! Clothesline! Yoshi and Pikachu both go over the top rope! They are both down on the outside! Who will win the NE title? Find out when we return!
Post by: Jman on February 10, 2006, 10:28:30 PM
Diddy: And now Pikachu has the shock lock locked in! This could definitely wear down Yoshi! Man alive, he's got it locked in and he is not letting go! Yoshi trying to bust out of it! He's definitely trying to burst out of the lethal shock lock! He does! But how much has that taken out of the champion?
Cranky: Not much, as he continues to bombard Pikachu with punches and kicks and whatever he can find in his arsenal! Pikachu bounces off of the rope and runs into Yoshi's boot! The champion grabs the challenger! He's got him up! Hey! It's that move! Yoshi nails his move! And he covers! 1,2,3! He wins it! Yoshi has beaten Pikachu and retains his title!
Diddy: Now he celebrates! Yoshi keeps on retaining the NE title! Hey wait! Two masked smashers have just entered the ring! They ambush Yoshi with a flurry of lefts and rights! Now they whip him across the ring! A double clothesline! What the heck is this? Now they lift him in the air! And they plant him face first! What the heck?
Cranky: I don't get it! Who are these guys? They've just taken out Yoshi and now, Hey! here comes Kirby! The warpstar warrior is here! He's in the ring! He's got a steel chair! he's got these two masked men cornered!
Diddy: I'm hearing Ash Ketchum's music! And there is the former GM on the ramp! Kirby's distracted! And a low blow by one of the masked smashers! Now Kirby is up on their shoulders! And they plant him too! Now Ash has a microphone!
Ash: Hello, fans of Super Smash brothers! Yes, it is I, the one, the only, the best GM this show ever had, Ash Ketchum!
Diddy: That draws a harsh chorus of boos from the sold out crowd here at the big house!
Ash: Go ahead and boo me! But you will be sorry when my assassins take out the entire cast of super smashers! Now, my assassins, finish these two!
Diddy: Oh no! There are tables in the ring! Somebody stop this! Yoshi is planted through a table! Now Kirby is planted through a table!
Cranky: Dang it! I thought Ash had to leave forever when he lost that Steel cage match at the UST!
Diddy: The assassins leave the ring with their commander Ash Ketchum! But now, here comes our GM Bowser. And he is not pleased!
Bowser: What do you think you're doing?
Ash: Allow me to demonstrate! Plant him, my assassins!
Cranky: A low blow to our GM! No! Not this! Dang it, not this! But wait! Here comes Mario! Mario with a chair! He decks Ash from behind! But the assassins ambush him! Now Luigi comes down! Luigi with a chair as well! But Link comes down with the championship belt! Oh my! A whack to the back of Luigi! he is down! Now the assassins plant Mario! Now they lift Luigi to their shoulders! They plant him too! And, oh no! Not our GM! Oh, they plant him too!
Diddy: Dang it! Someone ought to teach Ash a painful lesson he'll never forget! Luigi's chair shot just doesn't do it! Ash Ketchum has a new weapon, the assassins! And they have made their presence felt here tonight! We will recap this current event, as well as the lineup of matches for the Melee, on this, the final show before the big event! When we return!
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Post by: Jman on September 04, 2007, 10:02:33 PM
Diddy: In case you just joined us, here's what has gone down tonight. Lemmy and Iggy Koopa retained the tag team titles, with unexpected help from Link and Roy Koopa.
Cranky: Yeah, Link ruined what would have gone down as a classic match. Popo the Ice Climber was this close to winning the championship for the Ice Climbers.
Diddy: Later on, Yoshi retained the NE championship once again in his latest rematch against Pikachu. Boy, Pikachu just won't stop coming after Yoshi.
Cranky: He really wants that belt! Yoshi winning rather easily yet again. Makes you wonder what will happen at the Melee.
Diddy: After Yoshi won the belt, two masked smashers entered the ring and laid him out. More chaos ensued as it was revealed that much despised former manager Ash Ketchum was the brains behind these two.
Cranky: They planted all who came to Yoshi's aid, including Bowser, the GM of Live!
Diddy: I can't wait to see what Bowser has to say about this. We'll be hearing from him shortly. While we're waiting, let's run down the matches for the Melee spectacular.
Cranky: First, we have Yoshi vs Pikachu, Pichu and Kirby for the NE title. A fatal four way fight for Yoshi's most prized possession! Can't wait!
Diddy: The tag team titles are on the line as the Ice Climbers take on Lemmy and Iggy Koopa! And just to be fair, if anyone interferes with the match, they're outta here. Done. Career over.
Cranky: That's a great decision. No more of this baloney with Link and Roy wrecking matches.
Diddy: Speaking of Link, the biggest match of the night involves him and Luigi. The ladder match to determine a new champion! Luigi's watched Daisy and LL suffer in Link's hands, and he wants payback. Look to see him beat that smirk off of Link's face!
(Ash's face appears on the jumbotron.)
Ash: Hello, losers! I, the great and honorable Ash Ketchum, have an idea for a match. With your current GM out of action, I am going to take over for the rest of tonight!
Diddy: Someone kill me now!
Cranky: I want to hear his match proposal.
(Ash walks out to the stage)
Ash: And since I am acting GM beginning now, I call the shots once again! I suppose you're wondering what this match idea is about. I propose we have a match at the Melee. Diddy Kong and Cranky Kong vs...Donkey Kong! No interference! No disqualification! It will be a match for the ages! And if you don't take the match, you're both fired!
Diddy: That scoundrel! He can't do this to us!
Cranky: Actually, he can. He is acting manager, you know.
Diddy: The latest match to be added to the Melee...ulp! Us vs DK!
Cranky: I'll get Chris Berman on the phone to replace us just in case we don't survive the match!
(Bowser's face appears on the jumbotron.)
Bowser: Ketchum, you're crazy! Now, I like the match you made, and it will go on as scheduled at the Melee! But that's beside the point! You were banned from the premises after Jman beat you in that match! I'm only going to tell you this once! I am issuing a challenge, GM vs GM! I, Bowser Koopa, along with Mario will face you and your Assassins at the Melee! Whoever's team loses, leaves the show for good! I assure you, whether I win or lose, I will make you suffer for what you did to me earlier tonight!
Diddy: Ash is speechless!
Bowser: Oh wait, there's something I forgot to mention! I have a second partner. I've been training him in all the dirty ways of wrestling for months now. His name is PAPER...LUIGI!!!!
(PaperLuigi reveals himself to the crowd. He comes in from the crowd and poses in the ring.)
Cranky: I swear I saw that guy and I thought he was a fan! How many secret wrestlers does Bowser have?
Diddy: I don't know, but Ash Ketchum is just in shock. It's no secret this PaperLuigi has been working out! Look at those forearms! He could crush Ash's balloon head!
Bowser: And just in case you think you can run away, this match will take place inside a steel prison!!
Diddy: Oh my word! Steel Prison Slaughter match! No way! I never thought I'd say this, but go Bowser!
Bowser: See you at the Melee, sweetie!
Diddy: Ash is in complete panic mode. He thought he'd put Bowser out of comission, but all he did was stir up the Koopa King's anger! At the Melee, Ash and his assassins vs Bowser, Mario, and newcomer PaperLuigi! See you at the Melee! Goodnight everybody!
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 04, 2007, 10:59:41 PM
It's no secret this PaperLuigi has been working out! Look at those forearms! He could crush Ash's balloon head!
I like, I like. :)
Post by: Jman on September 05, 2007, 09:47:16 PM
Diddy: Thanks Cranky! I'm here with the tag team champions, Lemmy and Iggy Koopa, better known as the Koopa Twins. How do you guys plan to fight the Ice Climbers? They aren't your typical opponent!
Lemmy: Yeah, we found that out recently! If it hadn't been for Roy and Link, they might be the champs right now! But I think it'll be good to have a fair fight with no interference so we can beat those Ice Climbers fair and square and retain our titles!
Diddy: There's the word of the day! Back to you, Cranky!
Cranky: Thanks Diddy! With me now is my temporary co-commentator, Luigi.
Luigi: That's...nevermind. I wish I'd never said that line in the first place, all those years ago!
Cranky: Luigi, we all know you have a rough match coming up in the main event tonight, vs Link. We all know you have a huge score to settle with the champion!
Luigi: Well, name it, and he's done it to me or one of my allies over the past few weeks. He injured my number one fangirl, kidnapped Daisy, all sorts of the low, despicable stuff you'd expect from him!
Cranky: Well, it looks like Diddy's coming back down, so you can go prepare for your match! Good luck.
Luigi: Thanks.
Cranky: Luigi Mario, everybody. The number one contender is taking on the champion Link in a Ladder Match, the main event, later tonight! They're getting the ring set up for our first bout! The tag team titles are on the line, next!
Post by: Jman on January 11, 2008, 11:27:35 PM
Diddy: Welcome back to the Melee Rumble! Let's recap how this began, with a flashback to last week!
(flashback)
Cranky: More on that later on tonight! Right now, the tag team titles are on the line! Lemmy and Iggy Koopa taking on the Ice Climbers in a rematch from two weeks ago! They also have a triple threat tag team match against these same Ice climbers, and Wario and waluigi, who had a classic match against the Mario Brothers back when they were the tag champs.
Diddy: The team of Lemmy and Iggy starting off great as they dominate the Ice Climbers early on, looking to retain their titles! The Koopa Twins roughing up Nana! She's protecting Popo so the Ice Climbers don't lose any lives early!
Cranky: Popo goes after Lemmy with left and rights! Now he's got a homerun bat! Iggy with a shot from behind sending Popo flying! He dropped his bat! Nana's got it! She's behind the Koopa Twins! Watch out! She swings and drives both of them out of here! A two run homer for Nana and she's put Popo and herself inline to win the tag titles!
Diddy: A bomb just fell right into Iggy Koopa's lap! Boom! He's eliminated! It comes down to Lemmy and Popo for the tag team titles! And Popo's got a beam sword! Wait a minute! Link's down on the battleground! And Roy Koopa is with him!
Cranky: Link throws Popo into the ring! Roy's got a steel chair! Also there's a table in the ring! Link kicks Popo below the belt! My gosh!
Link: I hope you're watching, Luigi! Because this is what I will do to you in three days in our ladder match for my title!
Diddy: Link goes to grab, Hey! Popo springing to life as he tries to fight off Link! Roy with a chair! Popo with a dropkick crushing Roy's head with the chair! Uh oh! Link with another chair! And he lays out the ice climber!
Cranky: Hey!! It's Nana, Lemmy and Iggy! They storm the ring! Lemmy and Iggy take Roy down with a double clothesline! Now Link turns to face Nana! Link's got that look again, oh no.
Diddy: Dang it no! Put her down! Leave her alone, champ! Wait a minute! It's Luigi! The #1 contender for Link's SSB title! Luigi is here! Link hightails it! Luigi hoisting Roy for the Luigi Bomb as Link watches! And Luigi bombs Roy through his own table!
(end of flashback.)
Diddy: One detail of this match we keep forgetting to mention is that this is a triple threat tag team match! Wario and Waluigi are the other team that has been neglected in all conversation. Here they come to the ring! They look psyched to be in their first big match since their classic match with the Mario Brothers!
Cranky: That they do. They climb in the ring! Look at them pose on the ropes. They are ready to go!
Diddy: They'd better be, because the champions are coming down to the arena right now! Fresh off of an interview in the locker room, and a victory by disqualification on the last edition of Smash Brothers Live! They look set to fight.
Cranky: Lemmy and Iggy seem to be good guys. I like the Ice Climbers also. I'm not so sure I'd be real crazy about Wario and Waluigi taking home the title. But hey, whoever is left standing tonight, it's going to be one heck of a match, a solid opener, and whoever wins the title is well-deserving!
Diddy: Here come the aforementioned Koopa Twins, Lemmy and Iggy! The ring has risen up around them. This is going to be a WWE style match! Teams can only be eliminated by Smash Brothers rules if they are out of the ring. This makes leaving the ring for items a big risk every time! Here come the Ice Climbers! Nana and Popo have an advantage over the other fighters. Only Popo's damage and knockouts count! You could smack Nana around all day in a fight, and it would be completely ineffective! That should be the strategy they use tonight!
Cranky: The officials enter the ring, and there's the bell! The Melee is underway! Popo starts off against Iggy throwing punches and driving one half of the tag team champions into the corner! He refuses to let up! The challenger is really starting off strong! Now the other challenger, Wario gets into it! They're both smashing Iggy in that corner!
Diddy: Finally, the official breaks it up, and Iggy drops to his knees. Boy, they are trying to oust the champions early!
Cranky: Popo visibly still upset about how the tag title match on Live went! Iggy stumbles to his feet, where Wario is waiting! Look at the strength of the challenger! He just threw the Koopa kid across the ring like a rag doll! Popo goes after Wario now!
Diddy: Meanwhile, Lemmy's going crazy in his corner! He realizes that their reign could be short lived! Remember, this match has a dual set of rules. It will either be settled in traditional Smash Brothers style, or a series of pins! Wario drops a leg on Iggy! That has got to hurt!
Cranky: That's an understatement! Iggy Koopa is being destroyed out there! Smash attack by Wario! Iggy just dodged it! This has been the longest minute of Iggy Koopa's Smash Brothers career! Now he falls into the corner! But not before he makes a tag to his brother Lemmy! Here comes the other half of the champions!
Diddy: Lemmy with a clothesline to each man, knocking them down! Now he approaches Wario! He slides into Wario's knee and knocks the big man down! Now he slides into Popo, knocking him down! Lemmy knows he's got to land as many attacks as he can on both challengers! With the tag team championship at stake, and the combined rules in effect, Lemmy and Iggy face elimination by pinfall or knockout! The last team standing wins the titles!
Cranky: Wario tags Waluigi and Popo tags Nana! It's an almost unfair advantage for the Ice Climbers! Nana doesn't count as a pin or a knockout! However, because of this advantage, SSB has adopted the Nana Rule, stating that her knockouts or pins won't count!
Diddy: The good thing is she can give her teammate a break! Popo resting up nicely. So is Iggy Koopa. Lemmy lands a body splash on a fallen Waluigi! But he doesn't see Nana, who's gone to the top rope! It's a flying splash! Knocking Lemmy down! Nana's the only one standing! She tags Popo! Here he comes over the rope, landing on Lemmy! It's a pin! 1,2, Lemmy kicks out! Popo trying to surprise the champion with a pin!
Cranky: Now Waluigi takes out Lemmy with a cross body clothesline! Popo approaches Waluigi and vaults himself onto the challenger's shoulders! And it's a hurricanrana! He's got Waluigi pinned down! 1,2, and a kickout!
Diddy: So close once again! Popo wants a showdown between he, Nana, and the Koopa twins! Waluigi is currently being pursued by Lemmy! The Koopa twin goes for another slide, but Waluigi grabs his leg! Waluigi swings Lemmy and knocks Popo down in the process! He throws the champion away! Lemmy's traveling rapidly in the air! Now he's trying to come back to the arena floor and the ring! He reaches for the edge as he plummets! He got it!
Cranky: How close was that? We were almost guaranteed new tag champions! That, of course will be the situation if Lemmy or Iggy is eliminated! Lemmy is left undetected, giving him a chance to climb back in the ring! All three competitors putting on a show here tonight at the Melee!
Diddy: I love it! The competitiveness just brings a sense of beauty to this sport! Lemmy planted by Popo! Now the Ice Climber kicks Waluigi in the jaw, knocking him for a loop! Popo leaps to the top rope! A frog splash onto Lemmy! Here's the cover! 1,2, 3! The champions are out of it! No matter what happens now, we will see a crowning of new tag team champions!
Cranky: The field is now wide open in this one! It's ice vs power! Waluigi tags in Wario, and he flattens Popo! Now the big man stalks the ice climber! Popo to his feet now, but he meets Wario's chiseled arm! It's a clothesline! Popo is down, and Wario will toss him out of the ring!
Diddy: Wario standing in the ring with his arms raised triumphantly in the air! He has successfully grounded the high flying challenger Popo, who now writhes in agony outside the ring! Popo still down, but there's no hurry for him to get back in the ring! There's no count out because the arena floor is reserved for traditional Super Smash Brothers knockouts! Knockouts which Wario doesn't seem to be going for! He just wants Popo back in the ring!
Cranky: Wario has sure slowed this match down! This is a good thing for the Wicked Brothers, because it means Waluigi can relax and not have to worry about having to receive a tag from his teammate so soon! Popo has finally climbed back into the ring! Wario's been waiting! He runs toward the challenger and a spear! He put an NFL sized hit on Popo! If he wasn't suffering before, he certainly is now!
Diddy: Things in this match have gone from looking great to grim for the Ice Climbers! Wario came in and quickly halted the momentum with some power moves. Popo doesn't want to put Nana in the same ring with this monster! He's going solo! But look at her! She wants in! Can Popo survive? He tries to lunge for the corner, but Wario grabs his leg! Spinebuster! Here's a cover! 1,2, kickout!
Cranky: Wario has dominated since he came back into the match! He grabs Popo again and lifts him up for a powerbomb! Here it comes! Wario sits down! He's got a cover! 1,2, another kickout! Popo somehow managing to survive every blow laid on him by the big man Wario! But he has to make a tag! He doesn't want to throw Nana into the fire, but look at her! She is charged up! She wants to give her teammate a rest!
Diddy: Wario grabs Popo and throws him out of the ring again! This time, he'll follow his opponent to the floor! He grabs his opponent by the legs! Here comes the big swing! Wario building up speed, now he lets Popo go! Popo flies off the edge, this could be it! He uses the remainder of his strength to reach for the platform! He got it!! He just got it! Now he flips himself over using the edge and kicks Wario! He slides into Wario and knocks him down! Both fighters are down! Remember, there's no count out under these rules, so these men can lay here for as long as it takes!
Cranky: What an effort put forth by Popo and Wario in this match! Popo eliminated the tag team champions, but then Waluigi tagged in Wario who surprised Popo with some powerful moves, nearly knocking the ice climbing warrior out! He might be down for the count here! They've definitely been down for over ten seconds now! Under normal circumstances, it would be a double count out, and Lemmy and Iggy would retain!
Diddy: That's not the case tonight, however! The tag champions eliminated earlier in the match, and this match still open! But you have to wonder just how much Popo has left!
Cranky: Moments like this are where champions are made! Wario reaches his feet first and begins dragging Popo back towards the ring!
Diddy: Wario tosses the challenger back in the ring and sits on him! Here's a cover! 1,2, and Popo just gets the shoulder up! He is still hanging on in this match! Now Wario drags the ice climber to his feet. Popo just drapes over Wario's shoulder! Here comes another spinebuster! Wario may have just broken him in half! Now he eyes Nana! He walks over to her and takes a swing! She ducks out of the way! Now she attacks Wario's legs and he bounces off the ropes!
Cranky: Way to go, Nana! Wario is down as a result of the retaliation by the young female ice climber! Both men are down again, and this time, they can be counted out because they're in the ring! Popo trying to struggle to his feet! Wario trying to do the same! Love him or hate him, Wario is doing everything he can to try and claim the tag championship for his team! His opponent doing everything he can to stand up to Wario's monstrosity!
Diddy: Popo made it to his feet first! He's looking at Nana! She wants into the matchup! He stumbles over Wario to make the tag! Nana comes into the ring, looking to give her teammate a break! Wario just managed to make it to his feet before the count of ten! He grabs Nana! Another spinebuster! Nana is down, and now Wario pulls Popo over the rope into the ring again! He's not even legal! Wario throws Popo into Nana!
Cranky: Nana won't count if she's pinned! Popo isn't the legal man! How will it end? Wario grabs both Ice Climbers and tosses them out of the ring! He's going to go for the traditional knockout! Wario climbs down and approaches his opponents! He does a smash attack, but Nana blocks a potential knockout and is sent flying! She's outta here! It's just Popo and Wario on the floor!
Diddy: By rule, Waluigi and Wario cannot double team unless they are in the ring, so this is just a one on one battle! Popo jumps over Wario and does a smash attack! Wario is sent flying! But he'll come back and grab the edge! Popo retreats to the ring! He's daring the big man to come back to the ring! Wario does! Waluigi wants a tag, but Wario refuses! Wario's not paying attention! Popo knees Wario in the gut! He and Nana switch places and tag! Popo is the legal man once more! Now he gets ready for his signature move, the Ice Pick! I can't believe what I'm seeing! Popo actually has Wario suspended in midair!
Cranky: No way! Here we go! The Ice Pick! Wario's landing shakes the ring! Popo falls on top of him! It's a cover! 1,2,3!! The Ice Climbers have done it! They have climbed the mountain! The Ice Climbers have won the tag team championship! Nana reappears from the locker room and hugs Popo! What an opening match!
Diddy: Congratulations to the Ice Climbers on their amazing victory here tonight! They are your new tag team champions! Jack Harvest is standing by, hoping for an interview with the new champions. We'll take a break, and hopefully Jack can catch up with them when we come back! Ice Climbers win the Tag Team Championship, there's plenty of action on deck, we're taking a break! Back in a minute!
Post by: Jman on January 11, 2008, 11:51:39 PM
Post by: Jman on January 13, 2008, 10:48:47 PM
Jack: Thanks Diddy. I'm here with the newly crowned tag team champions, Popo and Nana. What a match, what an effort put up by you guys to come away with the titles.
Popo: Thanks, Jack. We were just glad to have the chance to compete! All the credit in the world goes to my teammate, Nana, for motivating me in this match. When she blocked me from Wario's smash, that gave me the chance I needed to get back our momentum and lure Wario back to the ring!
Jack: You looked like you really took a beating out there! Talk about a size disadvantage! How did you do it?
Popo: Me and Nana were in it together right until the very end. I didn't want to throw her in there with Wario, but she wouldn't take no for an answer, came in and gave me a chance to rest up. That was absolutely crucial!
Jack: Nana, do you have anything to say about this?
Nana: I think Popo said it all! We're really happy to be here, and we're looking forward to defending the title!
Jack: Well there you have it! Nana and Popo are your tag team champions, and...
(Link has walked up on the conversation)
Diddy: It's Link!
Cranky: What the heck does he want?
(Link grabs microphone from Jack)
Link: So, I suppose you think you're pretty tough, don't you? (He holds up the SSB title belt) You see this? You may be a tag team champion, but there's one thing you'll never be...the Super Smash Brothers World Champion! To prove my point, when I retain my title tonight, I'll give you a title shot on the next episode of Super Smash Brothers Live!
Diddy: Whoa! That's a pretty big promise!
Nana: Popo doesn't have to prove anything to you, you oversized elf! Doesn't Santa miss you at the North Pole?
Cranky: Wow! A stinging remark from the usually sweet natured Nana!
Link: I thought so. Nevermind then. Of course, I'd have dropped you in a matter of a couple of minutes anyway!
Popo: You just keep running your mouth, big shot! Come on, Nana! Let's get out of here! We've actually accomplished something tonight! (They walk away)
Diddy: Hey wait! Link just grabbed Nana from behind! Popo rushes back! Oh! He got Link with a right hand! A flurry of right hands knocks the champion down! Now Nana and
Popo leave! Link is down! And now Jack Harvest takes back his microphone!
Jack: You heard it here first! A possible title match for SSB Live should Link retain here tonight!
Cranky: What started out as a friendly interview with the new tag champions winds up with Link issuing a future title shot to Popo! Then there was some extra stuff. Thankfully no one was hurt, but Link probably feels that shot to the jaw right about now! Our next match in the Melee will feature Yoshi, Pikachu, Pichu, and Kirby in a four way match for the Nintendo Entertainment Title!
Diddy: That and much more still to come tonight! This is the Super Smash Brothers Melee Rumble! We'll be right back!
Post by: Jman on February 05, 2008, 08:17:54 PM
(Flashback: Season 1)
Cranky: A new SSB title belt has been created by Ash. It is the brand new Nintendo Entertainment Championship! That is the championship that Yoshi and Pikachu will be fighting for!
(clip switched)
Diddy: Here we go! Yoshi and Pikachu for the Nintendo entertainment championship! Like Cranky just told you! They start off circling each other. Yoshi takes Pikachu down! Then he misses with a headbutt! Pikachu connects with a thundershock, and Yoshi is down!
(clip switched)
Diddy: Yoshi is down, Pikachu covers! 1,2, Yoshi kicked out! If Pikachu can defeat Yoshi, he will become the first Pokemon to hold a title! Pikachu and Yoshi back to their feet! Yoshi with a clubbing headbutt! Pikachu is dazed! Yoshi with a ground pound landing on Pikachu! 1,2, Pikachu just got the shoulder up! So close for Yoshi!
(clip switched)
Donkey:Yoshi grabs the bat! pikachu's in trouble! Waitaminute! It's Ash Ketchum back for more! He releases a Venasaur on Yoshi! Yoshi's in trouble now!
Cranky: Here comes Mario down to the ring! Mario with a right hand to Ash knocking him down! Now he pulls out his hammer!!! Mario then gets caught by Venasaur and now Pikachu whacks Yoshi with the bat and that's all she wrote! Dangit!
Cranky: Pikachu becomes the champion because Ash cheated!
(end of flashback)
Diddy: And as we all know, Yoshi would wind up taking the title later after Link, for no apparent reason that I can remember, interfered by clobbering Ash and hitting his famous "Hyrulian Neckdrop," leading to a pin on Pikachu. Yoshi has held the title ever since.
Cranky: He's put just about every single one of his opponents away with "The Move," a finisher not yet properly named, but it has done the trick every time, helping him hang on to the title. Well tonight, as previously mentioned, Yoshi will be facing three opponents at the same time!
Diddy: He's had quite a history against Pikachu, Pichu had one match, a shocking upset over Falco Lombardi, who we also have only seen in action once! Kirby is getting his first title shot since the very first episode of SSB Live, which also marked the beginning of his rivalry against Link! It was announced at a press conference before the Melee, that Falco and his good friend Fox Mccloud will have a 100 meter race to determine which one of them will be entered into the Melee Rumble, a battle starring pretty much everyone on the roster to determine who will get the next shot at the SSB Title.
Cranky: But what about Link's title shot offer to Popo earlier?
Diddy: Aw, Link never followed the rules! Actually, the rules state that no champions will be allowed to compete in the Rumble match. He and Nana already won the tag team championship. Anyway, this means he, Nana, whoever becomes the SSB champion, and whoever becomes the NE champion, will all be sitting out.
Cranky: At long last, all four competitors are in the ring! This match is going to follow the same guidelines as the last one, where a pin or a traditional SSB knockout eliminates one contender at a time, and the last one left is the winner, and new champion unless Yoshi retains yet again.
Diddy: Here we go! All three challengers immediately gang up on Yoshi, trying to take out the champion! Here's a nasty smash by Pikachu, throwing the champ for a loop! Pichu then tackles Pikachu! Kirby tries to grab the dazed champion, but Yoshi slips out of his grasp! Ground Pound on Kirby! That one has to sting! Pichu and Pikachu battling it out on the other side of the ring!
Cranky: Well Diddy, it looks like they forgot about their early plans to oust Yoshi! I just hope this match has a decent length!
Diddy: Why is that?
Cranky: I just looked on the match card, and our match against DK is right up after this one!
Diddy: Oh no! Who's going to announce the rest of the Melee if we don't survive?
Cranky: Well, I couldn't get Chris Berman, but Jack Harvest and Lemmy Koopa have agreed to take over once we leave.
Diddy: Jack Harvest and Lemmy Koopa...what a pair that should be! While Cranky and I were talking, Pikachu was able to wrestle Pichu down, and now it appears that he is completely draining Pichu with his patented Shock Lock! Yoshi and Kirby still dueling in the corner closest to us! Oh wait! Pichu could be close to a tap! Referee lifts his hand up once, and it flops down! Up again, and down again! One more time and we're down to three! Here's the lift, and it stays up! Pichu still has some life left in him!
Cranky: On the other side, Kirby now has the champion Yoshi in a leglock! Yoshi trying to reach the rope to break the hold! No slow start to this match! Usually it slows down after the first elimination!
Diddy: Now Pichu has turned the tables on Pikachu with a Shock Lock of his own! Then again, they are basically the same Pokemon! Pichu really putting the pressure on and shocking Pika's brains! Now he lets up on the hold and Pikachu just lays there! Pichu going to the top rope! He twists in the air and drills Pikachu, shocking him even more! Pikachu now in trouble!
Cranky: Kirby has forced the champion into all kinds of trouble as well! But back to Pichu, he has Pikachu in a pin! 1,2, Pikachu just kicked out! Both of them are down, and Yoshi trying to escape the grasp of Kirby, who seems to be readying for a starslam!
Diddy: He just signaled for it! Here comes a warpstar! Kirby hops on it with the champion in tow! Here he goes! Starslam! Yoshi hits the ground and he is out! Kirby rolls into a cover! 1,2,3! The champion is eliminated! Now Pichu readying Pikachu for an Electro Drop! And he hits it! Pikachu is down, Pichu rolls him up! 1,2,3! There's the second pin in seconds!
Cranky: It is Pichu vs Kirby for the NE title! We will have a new champion when this match is finished! Kirby and Pichu stare each other down! Now each slowly approaches the other! Pichu throws a punch and another! Kirby counters with a punch of his own! It's a slugfest as both continue throwing punches!
Diddy: Kirby blocks a Pichu punch and lays him out! Pichu went down like a stone! A quick cover! Pichu kicks out at 2! Kirby waits for Pichu to come back to his feet! Kirby and Pichu the two members left after simultaneously taking the champion Yoshi and Pikachu out by pinfall!
Cranky: Look out! Look out!
Diddy: Kirby with a spear! Pichu is out! He has got to be knocked out cold! Kirby drops into a cover! 1,2,3! Kirby is the new NE champion!
Cranky: Both championships have changed hands so far tonight! We'll have brand new champions on SSB Live tomorrow night! Kirby has finally captured a championship! He's waited for his shot since Link tackled him off of an edge in a triple threat match for the SSB championship
Diddy: We can't find Jack Harvest, so I guess any sort of interview with Kirby is off!
(Camera cuts to backstage. Ash Ketchum is walking around with his assassins.)
Ash: What a glorious night this is going to be! The NE title match was a disaster because Pikachu lost, but my creation, the monster Donkey Kong will soon do away with the two commentators I despise the most: his own relatives Diddy and Cranky! Oh Ganon!
Ganon: Yes?
Ash: Go stand by ringside and prevent anyone from interfering in the next match!
Ganon: Okay. You can count on me to destroy anyone who might try and save Cranky and Diddy! (Ganon leaves)
Ash: Come my assassins, we will retreat to our private chambers to view this match!
(Camera cuts back to Diddy, Cranky)
Diddy: Ash bossing everyone around...just like when he was GM. Where's J-man when you need him?
Cranky: Well, he never formally announced his leave of absense, but I would guess he's been taking a break. We haven't seen him since the season premiere. Meanwhile Ash is acting like he's still running the show. Whatever happened to the stipulation from he and J-man's match at last year's UST?
Diddy: I don't know, Ash was never one to follow the rules! Anyway, if you hear different voices when we come back, don't be alarmed. In fact, I urge you to get used to them, because Cranky and I might not be coming back! It's us vs DK! When we come back!
Post by: Jman on February 10, 2008, 06:12:49 PM
Lemmy: With Cranky and Diddy facing Donkey Kong, we'll be taking you the rest of the way here, and they will rejoin Jack later when I leave for the Rumble, that is, if they don't get hurt!
Jack: DK was turned into a monster by Ash Ketchum awhile back! At last year's UST, Ash revealed the new Donkey Kong to the crowd. DK then assaulted the Mario Brothers, and chokeslammed Jman from the ramp when all he was trying to do was protect his friend, Luigi Lover!
Lemmy: Unfortunately, neither have been with us since early in the season! LL let her second career in ice hockey take center stage, and I think she was also in a band the last time she made an appearance!
Jack: Anyway, here come Cranky and Diddy! The only consistent announcing team this program has ever had! This match was inserted by Ash Ketchum when he became acting manager after an attack by his assassins left Bowser slightly injured. We'll get more into that later on!
Ness: This really isn't fair! Cranky and Diddy have only been in the ring once during this entire series! They beat Morton Koopa and Bowser with some help from Mario! And here comes the monster DK!
Jack: Ganon was at ringside when I got down here. I had to tell him I was taking over commentary to avoid a beating! I saw you also had to, Lemmy!
Lemmy: Yeah, that's right. That guy's not messing around! He's going to make sure no one interferes in the match! He's like a giant thug bodyguard!
Jack: DK, Cranky and Diddy are in the ring and we are ready to go! There's the bell! Cranky and Diddy line up on different sides of DK! They're trying to surround him and make him think about who to go after first!
Lemmy: That's the thing...maybe Diddy's fast enough to avoid being swept up by DK, but Cranky is kind of an old guy, no disrespect, so he's more vulnerable! Diddy should try and protect his broadcast partner! DK just tries to smash both of them, but they manage to sneak behind him. Obviously, DK's so big it's going to take more than one man to take him down. Well, in this situation anyway!
Jack: Right. Neither of these guys are polished fighters, but someone like Mario could probably fare pretty well against DK. Uh oh! DK's got Diddy! Chokeslam! Now Cranky slides and takes out the big ape at the knees! Way to go, Cranky! DK writhing in pain! Now Cranky goes outside the ring to grab an item! But he forgot about Ganon! Ganon grabs him and throws him into the ringpost! That has to hurt!
Lemmy: In the ring, DK waits for Diddy to return to his feet! Look at that sick grin on his face!
Jack: Oh here it comes! A spear! DK may have just broken Diddy in half! These guys are in a world of trouble! Now he orders Ganon to bring Cranky into the ring! There's no DQ, and DK's taking full advantage! Ganon's bringing weapons into the ring as well! Where on earth did he get that table?
Lemmy: I don't have a clue, but DK might be about to end the careers of the Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler of Super Smash Brothers! Now DK commanding Ganon to hold Cranky up while he brandishes a barbed wire bat! What is going on? This is too much! Somebody stop this for the sake of decency!
(Queen's "The Hero" begins playing over the speakers)
Jack: Wait a minute! Who could this possibly be? Oh my...OH MY!!!!
Both: It's Jman!!!!
Lemmy: Jman is back! And he's gotten everyone's attention! Look at him! He looks great! DK and Ganon are livid! They're probably asking why? Why did he pick tonight of all nights to come back? I'll tell you why! This is the SSB Melee Rumble! He needs to set some things right!
Jack: I can hardly hear you, pal! It's so unbelieveably loud right now! This crowd is going crazy! Jman is walking toward the ring! Now he just decides to run and dive! Jman's in the ring! But DK and Ganon double team him! This match is still going on, but DK's probably waiting for a bell! He's not going to get one! Cranky and Diddy have left the ring, and now it's a double team on Jman!
Lemmy: They are really letting him have it! Maybe now he's realizing that it wasn't such a great idea to invade the ring! Oh wait! Nevermind! He kicks Ganon in the gut! Now he swings the Zelda villain into DK!
Jack: Jman quickly grabs Ganon and turns him upside down! Tombstone piledriver! A tombstone to Ganon! DK's defenseless now! DK's backing away! He wants nothing to do with Jman! But he runs smack dab into a metal chair shot from Diddy! He's dazed, but stays on his feet!
Lemmy: Oh, look out! Jman grabs DK and sets him up for another one! Tombstone piledriver connects! Jman rolls out of the ring! No DQ, this is all legal! Diddy rolls Cranky onto DK! Way to let the old man get a pin, Diddy! 1,2,3! Diddy and Cranky have survived! Ash Ketchum must be going berserk right now!
Jack: I can only imagine! Jman returns AND his plan to destroy Cranky and Diddy fails? He is throwing chairs across his private viewing room!
Lemmy: Well, that wasn't much of a match, but what a moment! Jman returns to save the duo he hand picked to call all the fights! Ash Ketchum with his assassins vs Bowser, Mario, and Paper Luigi! This is a first: a Steel Prison Slaughter tag team match! That's up next!
Jack: Wait, it looks like Jman has something to say! Don't cut to that commercial just yet! Look at him! He's politely asking the crowd to shut up so he can deliver his message!
Jman: Hey guys! I would've been here earlier, but my plane didn't get in until about 20 minutes ago!
Jack: Nice.
Jman: I expected to get here tonight and see a great Super Smash match in front of the greatest fans in the world!
Jack: Here we go again!
Diddy: What? I can't hear a word you're saying!
Jack: Exactly!
Jman: But when I got here, I saw Cranky and Diddy, two guys whom I consider the best tag team in network broadcasting, and they were in the ring with DK.
Lemmy: There's Cranky and Diddy coming to sit down. Move over, Jack!
Jman: Cranky, Diddy, I don't believe for a second that you chose to face DK in the ring! No, you were set up, and I think I know who set you up! You see, I happen to have kept up with the shows while being away, and I saw that a certain someone weaseled his way back into my ring! I just hope Bowser's team wins tonight, because if not tonight, then I will make sure Ash Ketchum never screws anyone over again!
Lemmy: Uh oh! Ash has heard enough!
Jack: He'd better be careful! He has a match in a few minutes! He's standing on the top ramp.
Ash: You just had to come back tonight, didn't you? You just had to ruin my plans to have DK humiliate his own flesh and blood! Well I've got news for you! While you were on your precious "vacation," viewership dropped substantially! SSB lost so much money that your stock brokers sold off your ownership stocks! And guess who bought them? (points to himself)
Cranky: NO! No!!!
Ash: Yes Jman. My plan has ultimately succeeded. Without your influence, your company lost everything, and I now own it! I even own you! So no longer will you be calling me out to humilate me, I will be doing it to you! Now, step out of my ring, I'm about to win a match to send Bowser Koopa back to the Mushroom Kingdom unemployed!
Diddy: Please tell me I'm dreaming!
Jack: Believe me Diddy. I'm 100% awake, and what Ash just said is completely true! He kept it hidden from all of us that the company was losing money! Anyway, I can't get over this! Ash Ketchum now owns the company that Jman built! And he bought it for the price of a value meal at a fast food joint! I think I need to lie down! We'll be right back!
Post by: Jman on February 23, 2008, 01:47:09 AM
Ash: Are you deaf? I told you to get out of my ring, you jobber! You are going to job to every fighter on the SSB roster until you die! Now get out of my ring before I have you thrown out!
Jman: This will never, NEVER, be your ring!
Lemmy: Ash just laughs at...oh my! Jman low blows Ash! He gets him upside down! Tombstone piledriver! Jman has severely damaged Ash just minutes before he's due to participate in match #4 of a suddenly somber Melee! Well, except for the crowd, they're going nuts right now! Even in spite of the horrible realization of Ash's ownership, as Queen frontman Freddie Mercury once said, the show must go on!
Jack: Yes it shall! Here come Ash's assassins down to the ring. They climb in and stare at their fallen leader. Something tells me Ash and Jman are going to be at each other's throats until the end of time now!
Diddy: In the meantime, Cranky, I think we should go and rest in the locker room for awhile. Let's let these rookie commentators call the next match!
Cranky: I'm with you on that one! We'll see you guys again when Link and Luigi go at it!
Lemmy: Yeah, we've got things under control down here!
(camera cuts to Jman walking backstage)
Mario: Hey! Jman! Sorry about what happened earlier!
Jman: Don't be sorry. Kill him! Beat that son of a gun senseless until he wishes he was dead! You've got the resources in the cage! Do it!
Mario: Yeah...
Jack: Yeah, I restate what I said moments ago. It's going to be a bloody journey for Jman and Ash! In the meantime, here come Mario, Bowser, and newcomer Paper Luigi! This whole thing started on the last episode of SSB Live before this event! Yoshi had just retained the NE championship again, and his celebration was interrupted by two masked smashers later found out to be working for Ash!
Lemmy: Yeah, everyone from Mario to Bowser came to Yoshi's aid, but all were planted facefirst into the ramp! Bowser later announced that this match was to take place, and he revealed his latest prospect, Paper Luigi! Look at this guy! My old man may be a jerk, but you can't argue against him when it comes to managing! He really has this guy looking like a chiseled Hulk Hogan in his prime!
Jack: I'm starting to think Ash is messing with the wrong crowd! He just got tombstoned by Jman after revealing he basically usurped ownership out from under our beloved company frontman! Now he'll have to deal with Bowser, Mario, and this new kid Paper Luigi! Even though he now owns us all, I'm predicting a year of pain for Ash! Starting tonight!
Lemmy: Well, obviously Ash is now immune to firings, so Bowser is fighting for his job here! My question is, could Ash appoint himself GM while owning the company?
Jack: Probably. Jman never did, but that's only because he has class! He gave Ash the GM position, Ash abused it, that led to their match at the UST, but Ash disobeyed the ruling, secretly staying in SSB since that event.
Lemmy: Here come Ash and his assassins! Listen to this crowd! As loud as the cheers were for Jman upon his return, the boos are equally loud for SSB's new owner. Ash revealing tonight that he now owns the entire company. These fans hate it! I'm pretty sure that Ash's ownership will drive some fans away!
Jack: Let's just concentrate on the match at hand. The giant steel cage used for Steel Prison Slaughter is starting to come down from the ceiling. Ash and his cronies hop in the ring and he poses some more. Something tells me these two masked smashers are going to be doing a lot of dirty work for Ash in the future!
Lemmy: Here come Bowser, Mario, and Paper Luigi! Bowser showing off his young prize pupil to the crowd, and they love him! Don't get me wrong, under any other circumstance, they would probably boo him, but this situation casts Bowser as the lesser of two evils! Now, there is just one way to win a Steel Prison Slaughter match: pin or make your opponent tap out to a submission hold. This is the first ever tag team match to be held inside a steel prison! It should be a good one!
Jack: That it should! And still to come tonight, the rumble itself, and Link vs Luigi in a ladder match for the SSB title! Anyway, the competitors are all in the ring. The cage is just about set on the ground. It will be assassin #1 against Mario Mario to start the match! There could be a ton of bloodshed in this fight!
Lemmy: There's the bell, and we are underway! Mario locks up with the nameless assassin in the middle of the ring. Mario with great leverage, forcing his opponent to the ground! Now he kicks him in the gut! Here comes a suplex!
Jack: Mario being told by Jman to beat Ash senseless, but he'll have to get him in the ring first!
Lemmy: Now Mario whips his opponent across the ring. And a clothesline knocks him down! Mario is in this match because he took exception to being planted facefirst on the ramp by Ash's assassins on SSB Live! Bowser and Paper Luigi look on!
Jack: Now Mario grabs his opponent and puts him in a sleeper hold! He's trying to end this thing early!
Lemmy: Now he changes his mind and breaks the hold! He drags the assassin to the corner and makes him tag Ash! Ash Ketchum doesn't want to come in the ring! But Mario pulls him over the top rope and into the ring! Mario with a clothesline to Ash! Now he drags the new owner to his feet! Here's a drop kick by Mario! Ash is down, and now Mario makes the tag to Bowser! Ash is going to get it now!
Jack: Bowser drags Ash to his feet and whips him across the ring! Ash lucky to duck out of the way of a massive clothesline! But Bowser makes sure his boot doesn't miss! Ash goes down again! He is definitely in trouble now! Paper Luigi going down outside the ring to grab some items and weapons! Oh boy! Here comes the bloodshed!
Lemmy: Among other things, he's grabbing a steel chair, a table, a sledgehammer, boy, for once in my life, I actually feel sorry for Ash! Wait a minute, no I don't! Oh look out!
Jack: A surprise attack by the assassins outside the ring! But now Paper Luigi grabs both of them! He puts their heads together! Both assassins are dazed! Paper Luigi taking that chance to bring the items into the ring! Ash Ketchum back to his feet and battling with Bowser! But the King of the Koopas is mercilessly beating away at him! If Ash cannot get to his corner and make a tag, this is going to be one short match!
Lemmy: Bowser setting up for the Super Koopa Slam! Here it comes! Bowser's signature move connects! Ash Ketchum is a sitting duck in the middle of the ring! Wait a second! Here come the assassins into the ring! Bowser under attack as the assassins double team him! And they take the King out at the knees! Bowser goes down! Now one of the assassins grabs a chair! Bowser back to his feet! Assassin with a chair! Bowser ducks and the chair hits Mario!
Jack: Mario is knocked off the apron! Bowser turns around and meets a chairshot! Bowser and Ash are down in the middle of the ring, Mario is down outside the ring because of a chairshot. Paper Luigi remains, and he wants into this match! He's making his SSB debut tonight, and what a way to do it! The first ever steel cage tag match! Here's a cover by an assassin! 1,2, and Bowser kicked out!
Lemmy: Bowser at the mercy of the assassins as they ready him for a planting! But he breaks up the attack and sends them out of the ring! Bowser tags Paper Luigi! Here it comes! The debut of the new kid! He goes to Ash and brings the owner of SSB to his feet! Here's a punch to Ash's gut! Now PL whips him across the ring! And a vicious clothesline knocks Ash down!
Jack: Paper Luigi grabs a chair and walks back toward Ash! Look out! The assassins storm the ring while the referee is dealing with Bowser, who is protesting their entrance! Here's a low blow to the kid! He drops his chair, and the assassins set him up for a facefirst plant! Onto the chair goes Paper Luigi's face!
Lemmy: The referee turns around and sees a cover being attempted on Paper Luigi! He prepares to count! 1,2, and Paper Luigi just got the shoulder up! He kicked out of the assassins' facefirst plant, their signature manuever! Now the assassins go and get some more weapons! Ash may be directing the destruction of Paper Luigi, and the end of Bowser's tenure in SSB!
Jack: Ash stomps on Paper Luigi's head! Now he puts the young man in a Boston Crab! The assassins are setting up a table in the middle of the ring! Ash lets up on the hold, and his assassins grab Paper Luigi! They roll him onto the table! They want to plant him through it, but Ash has other plans! He begins climbing up the side of the cage! No one's trying to stop him, but now he turns around as he climbs to the very top of the cage!
Lemmy: What is he going to do here? Oh here's your answer! Leg drop from the top of the cage! Paper Luigi rolled out of the way! Ash tried to nail him from 15 feet up, but Paper Luigi rolled out of the way, and now they are both just laying there! There's no count-out in Steel Prison Slaughter, so this could take awhile!
Jack: The way this match is moving, I think we're due for a quick climax! Ash is out cold, and now PL rolls on top of him! This could be it! But the ref is distracted by the assassins! Ash has been pinned for about a 5 count, but the ref never saw it! Now he comes over! 1,2, Ash kicked out!
Lemmy: In total, it was about an 8 count, but the ref was absent for 6 of them!
Jack: Paper Luigi gets back to his feet! So does Ash! Now Ash realizes what he's up against! Paper Luigi grabs Ash and puts him in a headlock! He wants to squeeze it like a grape!
Lemmy: Physical match so far! Now Paper Luigi throws Ash to the canvas! He goes to set up another table! Ash has been through one table in the match already! Is he about to go through another?
Jack: Paper Luigi goes to tag Bowser! He makes the tag, and here comes the Koopa King! Bowser encounters Ash, who kicks him in the gut! Ash DDT's Bowser! Bowser is down, and Ash grabs a chair! He stands over him and hits him with the chair! Here's another shot! And another!
Lemmy: Ash going nuts with the chair! Now the chair finally breaks after about 15 shots!
Jack: Ash now drops an elbow on Bowser! I think he just wants to win the match! if you'll notice, the assassins haven't been in the match officially since the beginning! Ash somehow hoists the Koopa King onto the table! Will he try again? Yes he will! Ash is going to the side of the cage! He's climbing to the top of it!
Lemmy: He's crazy! But now Mario comes over to the side and begins rattling the cage! Ash hanging on for dear life! Now the referee tells Mario to get back to his corner! Ash remains clinged to the side of the cage about fifteen feet in the air! Now, there's no escape from the cage until someone has won the match, but there are platforms within the cage that one can jump from.
Jack: Ash has now reached one of those platforms! Watch out! Here it comes! He's signaling for an elbow drop from 15 feet in the air! Bowser finally has movement! Here comes Ash! Elbow drop through the table! He crushed Bowser through the table! That's it! Bowser's out of a job!
Lemmy: No he's not! Bowser's still got hope! The referee was knocked down in the process of Ash's elbow drop! Ash has crawled into a cover, but there's no counting going on! And now he's taking his frustration out on dad! He's throwing some wicked punches to the face! Now Paper Luigi and Mario are in the ring! The assassins enter as well! It's a six man melee!
Jack: Paper Luigi clotheslines an assassin over the top rope! Mario tosses the other one from the ring! Now Mario pulls Ash off of Bowser! He punches Ash, now Ash punches back! Mario and Ash in a back and forth slugfest! Paper Luigi grabs a chair and hits the ring! He swings for Ash! Ash ducked out of the way!
Lemmy: Bowser's back on his feet! He grabs Ash! Paper Luigi swings his chair for Ash! Ash ducks and Paper Luigi hit Bowser! No! Paper Luigi is in shock! Now Ash drop kicks the chair into his face! PL goes down! Mario to the rescue! He starts pummeling Ash! But the assassins ambush him! Oh no!
Jack: The facefirst plant! Mario is down, all three members of the team are on their backs! The referee finally comes to his senses! I can't believe it's going to end like this! Ash rolls into a cover! The referee slowly into the count! 1...
Lemmy: Not this way!
Jack: 2...
Lemmy: Not like this!
Jack: ...No signal yet...oh my gosh! Are you kidding me? Bowser kicked out!
Lemmy: That's King dad for you! Always perservering! And believe me, anybody else would have quit after losing to the Mario Brothers for the last 20 years! But not him! And he is showing that strength in this match!
Jack: Ash is livid! He's going after the referee! He knocks the ref down! What a cheapskate! Here come the assassins back in the ring! Paper Luigi grabs both of them! Here comes a double chokeslam! Paper Luigi going for Ash! He kicks him in the gut! Oh! What a DDT that was! Ash is down! Paper Luigi retreats to his corner! Mario drags the referee over to Bowser, who is now covering Ash! Here's the cover! 1...2...3!!!
Lemmy: Yes! Yes! Bowser will stay as general manager! Paper Luigi DDT'd Ash Ketchum, and Bowser got the cover, the 1-2-3, and he will keep his job! Bowser raises PL's hand in victory! Mario briefly joins them, but now he's leaving the cage! he has to get ready for the upcoming rumble match!
Jack: Four down, two to go! And these next two might be the most important of the night! Link vs Luigi in that ladder match for the SSB title! Then, the rumble itself! Nearly the entire roster, plus some new faces compete to be the last person standing, with the ultimate prize at stake: the survivor becomes the #1 contender for the SSB championship!
Lemmy: That was an intense fight right there! Hey wait a second! The assassins ambush Paper Luigi again! Here comes another facefirst plant!
Jack: What the heck was that all about?
Lemmy: I don't know, but now dad's laughing and...now he raises Ash's hand in victory! '
Jack: Aww, it was a setup! I don't know why, but Bowser has turned on his young protege! The cage has been lifted from the ring, so they'll walk out! But now Bowser motions back towards Paper Luigi! He's not done yet! Here come the assassins! They are back in the ring, and they grab Paper Luigi!
Lemmy:Wait a minute! It looks like one of the fans just came over the barricade! Hey, that's not a fan! It's Jman! I thought he left!
Jack: I did too! But now he's in the ring pounding away at the assassins! Ash and Bowser hightailing it! Jman grabs both assassins and here's a double chokeslam! He's come to Paper Luigi's aid! Now he's helping the new guy to his feet! Jman raising his hand in victory! Jman and Paper Luigi have united here at the Melee!
Lemmy: Well, I've got to go! Cranky and Diddy will be back down here in a short time! Remember, still to come, Link vs Luigi in a ladder match for the title, and the rumble itself!
Jack: It's been great working with you tonight, Lemmy, and I look forward to calling your exploits in the rumble! We'll be back with Cranky and Diddy right after this!
Post by: cosmic_c on February 24, 2008, 12:55:30 AM
peppy: whats that pichu these post are too long to read, I agree!
Post by: PaperLuigi on February 25, 2008, 03:12:14 PM
EDIT: I got your message Jman, and I must say that a lot of hard work has been put into this. I'm not really much of a critic, but it's a great story nonetheless.
Post by: Jman on March 01, 2008, 07:27:14 PM
Cranky: Thanks Jack! I cannot believe the beating that Ash just took.
Diddy: Yes, but how about Bowser? He got hit with a chair, by sheer accident, by Paper Luigi, but was able to kick out and then his team won the match!
Cranky: But what happened afterward? Bowser just stood by and let the assassins take out their anger from losing on his own teammate! He then walked away with Ash. But then, Jman came from the crowd and came to Paper Luigi's aid, double chokeslamming the assassins. Now it looks like these two have aligned with each other. Our other correspondent, Ness, is in the back room with Paper Luigi!
Ness: Thanks Cranky! I'm here with Paper Luigi, the electrifying rookie who just helped knock off Ash Ketchum. So, we all know what happened afterwards. Do you have any words for the Koopa who brought you up, only to tear you down?
Paper Luigi: Bowser, you just made a biiiiiig mistake! You trained me and brought me into SSB, only to align yourself with Ash Ketchum? I've got some news for you, pal! You may be all buddy-buddy with the new owner of SSB, but I've got a pretty powerful new ally as well! You'd better get ready, because me and Jman are going to make some serious noise!
Ness: Jman, we all thought you had left for good!
Jman: Ness, Ness, Ness. I think you're great, but you're fooling if you think I left the building for good after what that blasted Ash Ketchum did to me! Ash, you're going to find out that conning the business out from under me was the worst mistake you could ever have made! Me and the kid here, we're going to make this the most painful time of your life!
Ness: A strong proclamation from the original owner of SSB, and his new friend, the electrifying Paper Luigi! Let's get back out to Cranky, Diddy, and Jack!
Cranky: Let the games begin! Jman and Paper Luigi , what a team they could make!
Diddy: Let's go back to the locker room. Jack left the broadcast booth during the commercial to catch up with the #1 contender. Jack?
Jack: I'm here with the #1 contender, Luigi. Luigi, in just mere minutes, you will be taking on the SSB champion Link in a ladder match. What are your thoughts on how you'll try to win the title?
Luigi: Jack, you're missing the point! This isn't about the title! Link kidnapped Daisy, he dared to lay his hands on my #1 fan, Luigi Lover, and he prowls around the arena every night like he has the right! This is about payback! That ladder we'll be using will be covered in Link's blood by the end of the match! Win or lose, that Hyrulian prettyboy is going to feel it for days to come!
Jack: Well, good luck in your match tonight!
Luigi: Thanks.
Cranky: Ness caught up with Link earlier today in the locker room.
(taped interview)
Ness: Link, you've been the champion ever since you beat Mario on an episode of SSB Live awhile back. What are your thoughts about facing Luigi in a ladder match for your championship belt?
Link: Well, I hope he's ready to pack a lunch, because there's no way I'm surrendering my championship to him. After I've smashed his ugly face in, I'm going to go backstage, find Daisy, and see if I can get her on the arm of a REAL champion!
Ness: Okay, that's a little unnecessary!
Link: You wanna settle this in the ring? There's nobody here to save you!
Ness: ...
Link: All of the pain, all of the suffering, it will all continue for Luigi in our ladder match! Oh, and don't challenge me, kid. You'll only get hurt.
(clip ends)
Cranky: Link as confident as ever that he will retain his title! He'd better get ready, because we all know how eager Luigi is to get his hands on him!
Diddy: Right now, it's time for the 100 meter race between Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi. This will determine which one of them will get a spot in the Melee Rumble. I've got to say, Ash didn't set this up very well at all! We still don't know who half of the entrants in the rumble, and spots are still open in the middle of the event?
Cranky: Well, the season was short because of Ash's master plan to run the company into the ground, nothing really ever got set up. Anyway, I guess we'll just have to see what happens. Obviously, no one holding a championship will be in the rumble, so that leaves out a few smashers!
Diddy: Okay, and there aren't any female smashers involved, because we do have a separate Womens' championship. For guys, we know Popo, Link, and Kirby will be sitting this one out. Also, you must be an active fighter to be in it, so that leaves us, Jack, Ness, and our GM, and owner out.
Cranky: Anyway, they have finished setting up the arena for the 100 meter dash! Fox and Falco are lining up at the starting line, here we go! There goes the gun! They are off like two flashes of light! Neck and neck as they go down the line! And...I think they crossed the line at the exact same time!
Diddy: It was certainly a photo finish! Here comes a replay...I don't believe it! It's a tie! How will they rule this? Here comes Bowser, our GM.
Bowser: Since the 100 meter race ended in a tie, I've got no choice but to enter both of you in the rumble match later on tonight!
Cranky: They're both in the rumble! Fox and Falco will both be in the rumble as the last two entries! But coming up next, Luigi vs Link in a ladder match! This rivalry has been one of the hottest this year! This one ought to be good!
Diddy: The championship belt is hanging from the wire, the ladders are under the ring structure, this is the ladder match we've been waiting for! Link vs Luigi for the SSB title!
Luigi has said all he wants is to get his hands on Link! Of course, all Link wants to do is hold onto his belt and extend his reign as champion into our third season, which will start tomorrow night as planned!
Cranky: A ladder match is pretty much no holds barred. You won't get penalized unless you literally kill your opponent. Luigi was the one who originally made the challege to Link for his title, and now he will do anything in his power to break Link. This should be one heck of a match.
Diddy: Here comes the champion Link to huge boos as usual. It was his antics with Daisy that got him into this! He kidnapped Daisy and forced Luigi to fight him. Luigi challenged him to a ladder match while accepting the "Link Challenge," and so here we are! It's been a great night so far, and the action is heating up!
Cranky: Link is in the ring, staring up at the championship belt, saying it's going to stay with him!
Diddy: Look how smug he is! Let's see how smug he is when Luigi rams his face with a ladder a couple times! Speaking of Luigi, here he comes! Of all of the poorly managed aspects of our second season, this was an exception! Link and Luigi have been fierce rivals for most of the year, and it may just come to a head tonight! Is Link's championship reign over? We'll be right back!
Post by: Jman on March 14, 2008, 06:42:00 PM
Cranky: Luigi still visibly upset about Link kidnapping Daisy! He must have seen Link's interview!
Diddy: He's really giving it to Link's face! Punch after punch in a raging fury! Now he gets up and bounces off the ropes! Leg drop to Link! Luigi gets up and exits the ring! Link may already be busted open!
Cranky: Already, Link's pretty face has been damaged!
Diddy: Luigi brings a ladder into the ring! Oh watch out! Link with a clothesline, knocking the ladder into Luigi! Link gets back to his feet and grabs the ladder! Luigi now back to his feet, and Link swings the ladder into his gut!
Cranky: Link whacks Luigi in the back with the ladder, and the contender is down! Luigi said all he wanted to do was shut Link up! But will he really let Link get away with what he said in his interview?
Diddy: If this keeps up, he may have no choice! Link with a neckdrop on Luigi! Right into the ladder! Luigi is down, and the champ is smirking as he sets the ladder up over him! Luigi stumbles to his feet and Link grabs him! Link dragging Luigi to the corner, and he throws him out of the ring!
Cranky: No way! Link's going to retain his title! He begins to climb the ladder with Luigi still down outside the ring! Link looks down and grins at him! Now he continues climbing towards the top! Luigi's back to his feet! He dives into the ring!
Diddy: He flies into the ladder and knocks it over! Link falls with it! Luigi grabs the ladder! He bashes Link's chest with it! Now he moves up and bashes the face! Blood is spurting everywhere! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the first time we've ever seen anyone lose this much blood since a gimmick match featuring Yu-Gi-Oh!
Cranky: Didn't we get sued by 4Kids for showing a televised murder?
Diddy: Yes, but thankfully, back then the company had more than enough money to...I mean, Luigi is a victim of another Link clothesline! Link picks himself up and sets the ladder back up! Now he picks it up and goes over to Luigi! Luigi gets back to his feet! But now he meets another ladder shot from Link! Link continues to assault him with the ladder!
Cranky: Diddy, I'm beginning to think that a ladder match wasn't the best idea Luigi's ever had! He suffers blow after blow after blow! Link finally lets him alone and sets the ladder up!
Diddy: Now Link begins climbing the ladder! He's trying to get out of here unscathed with his title! He's already near the top of the ladder! He's reaching for the belt! Now he looks down at Luigi! Link climbs to the top of the ladder! He doesn't go for the belt! He wants to crush Luigi!
Cranky: Here he goes! Oh!!!!
Diddy: Link tried to crush Luigi from the top of the ladder, but Luigi rolled out of the way, leaving nothing but a big mistake for Link to land on! Now Luigi rolls to his feet! He's looking toward the ladder! Now he exits the ring! What is he doing?
Cranky: That's what, Diddy! He's getting a table! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Diddy: Yes I am, and I'm pretty sure Luigi's got the same idea! He brings the table into the ring, but Link jumps to his feet! Luigi whacks Link with the table! Link is down, and Luigi will set up the table just a few feet under the ladder!
Cranky: This could be a bad decision! With Link down, Luigi could easily climb the ladder and win the belt right now!
Diddy: Here he goes! He's climbing the ladder! He looks up at the title, and down at Link! Luigi gives an evil smile! Ugh, that just sends chills down my spine! He's reaching for the belt! We're going to have a new champion! No we're not! Luigi looks down on Link! Here we go! An elbow drop!
Cranky: Look out below!
Diddy: Luigi crushes Link through the table! Link is out! Luigi's going to become the new SSB champion, if he can climb the ladder again! He's down, though. The earlier beatdown administered to him is taking its toll! Both men are down, and now Luigi is struggling to his feet!
Cranky: He's going to try again! Wait, now he crawls out of the ring once again! He's bringing another ladder into the ring!
Diddy: Luigi setting another ladder on top of Link! What does it take for one of these men to stay down long enough? Obviously less than this, because Link was down for the count!
Cranky: That obviously wasn't enough for Luigi! He wants to throttle Link!
Diddy: Now he'll climb the ladder again! Luigi is going to try and crush Link through a ladder! From the top of another ladder! I think Luigi's gone bloodthirsty!
Cranky: Hey wait a second! Here come Link's cronies out from under the ring! Roy, Dedede and Wario, and now DK from the back! Link's cronies are here! They knock down Luigi's ladder, and him along with it! Now they begin beating on him! It's no holds barred! This is all legal!
Diddy: Luigi getting the stuffing kicked out of him! it's a four on one assault! now Link has gotten to his feet! He's got a ladder! He's got the ladder! They hold Luigi up, and Link whacks him in the face with a ladder! Luigi is still being held up by Link's cronies, and another ladder to the face!
Cranky: And they let Luigi fall! Now DK grabs him for a chokeslam! Link telling him to drop Luigi! And now look!
Diddy: Ash Ketchum is out here giving his approval! Roy Koopa has brought another table into the ring! He sets it up, and now DK picks up Luigi for a chokeslam! Here we go, this is it! Link will retain...hey wait!
Cranky: It's Daisy! Daisy running down to the ring! Sweetheart, I don't think being out here is such a great idea!
Diddy: She's got a chair! She nails Dedede! She nails Link! She nails Wario and Roy! But DK steals the chair! He throws it away and now grabs her! He's got both Daisy and Luigi in his grasp! But now someone else is running down to the ring! It's Ness! Ness dives into the ring! He's standing up to DK! DK kicks him down!
Cranky: Someone else is running down! It's Jman! Jman dives into the ring, and now DK drops Luigi and Daisy and grabs him by the throat!
Diddy: Jman kicks DK in the gut! Look at this! A neckbreaker by Jman! Into the table! DK is down and out! Jman rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp! Now Link is back in the ring! He grabs Daisy and prepares for the Hyrulian slam! But now Ness is back and he kicks Link in the knee!
Cranky: Now Link attacks Ness! Luigi turns him around! He hoists Link for a Luigi bomb!
Diddy: The Luigi bomb connects! Now if Luigi can only get to the top of the ladder! We would have a new champion! Mario held the title from the first episode on, before Link beat him this past season, and Link has held the title until now!
Cranky: The ring has been entirely cleared of any other fighters! It's just Luigi and the ladder now! And he'll begin climbing!
Diddy: Luigi perhaps moments away from the top of the mountain! He's almost to the top!
Cranky: He's reaching for it!
Diddy: He got it! He got it! We have a new SSB champion! Luigi Mario has done everything he said he'd do, and then some! All of the championships that were on the line changed hands tonight!
Cranky: Hey! All of Link's cronies have re-entered the ring! They knock over Luigi's ladder, and now they begin to beat him! Luigi won the championship, but at what cost? They are really going to town on him!
Diddy: Waitaminute! Jman's back, and Paper Luigi and Mario are with him! Now they go to town on Link's cronies! Jman hoisting Wario, and here's a tombstone! Now a neckbreaker on an attacking Link! Mario hitting a spinebuster on Wario, and now Paper Luigi fights DK!
Cranky: He just slammed the monster DK! I guess that's his defining move, we'll call it the Papercut for now!
Diddy: The ring has been cleared, and the celebration can finally start! Luigi Mario is the new SSB champion, climbing the ladder to claim the championship belt! Here comes Daisy back to the ring to raise the hand of her man, the champ!
Cranky: It's too bad his #1 fan couldn't be here tonight to see him become champion!
Diddy: Luigi Mario is champion! He has ended the long reign of Link, and now looks to begin a long healthy reign of his own! Still to come, the rumble match itself!
Post by: Jman on March 14, 2008, 06:47:29 PM
Cranky: As mentioned before, all of our championships have changed hands except for one. Zelda never showed up tonight, and there was not a match scheduled for her to defend the Women's championship, so she will remain champ.
Diddy: Meanwhile, Jack is in the locker room with Luigi and Daisy.
Jack: Thanks again, Diddy. I'm standing next to the new SSB champion Luigi! Luigi, what was going through your mind as you climbed the ladder to glory?
Luigi: I knew Link was trying to cheat to keep the belt, so I decided I wasn't going to lose in that fashion, so I just climbed the ladder. I can't believe this has happened! All I wanted to do was get my hands on Link, and now I'm the champion!
Daisy: You sure are, Luigi! I'm so proud of you! Let's go out and celebrate!
Luigi: It's been great talking Jack, but me and my lady are going to go celebrate in style!
(Luigi and Daisy leave)
Jack: There you have it. The champion has left the building! Back to you guys!
Diddy: Congrats to Luigi on winning the SSB championship! Now, it's time for the rumble! The only way to win the rumble is to be the last man standing when all of the fighters have come and gone. Fighters are eliminated by leaving the ring over the top rope, and the winner gets an automatic title shot!
Cranky: That pretty much covers ground rules! Here comes the first fighter!
Diddy: It's Paper Luigi! Alongside him are Lemmy Koopa, Mario, and Captain Falcon! These are the first four fighters to enter the rumble! Several fighters are making their debuts in this match, no thanks to poor planning on Ash's part!
Cranky: The referee is in the ring, the fighters roll in one by one!
Diddy: The last man standing in the ring becomes the #1 contender for the SSB championship which switched hands tonight! I'm surprised Luigi left. He won't know who his first challenger for his championship will be!
Cranky: Aw, give him a break! Let him enjoy his title, and he'll come back tomorrow and find out!
Diddy: SSB Live will get season 3 underway tomorrow night! It's going to be a real gala event! We will find out the future of the company under Ash Ketchum, and I'm sure Jman will have something to say about it! The bell rings! The Melee Rumble is underway! Paper Luigi begins punching up on Captain Falcon! Mario does the same to Lemmy Koopa!
Cranky: Once someone is eliminated, there is about a 30 second interval before someone else comes in to replace them, so how long this battle royal is depends on how quickly fighters are thrown over the top rope!
Diddy: In the opening seconds, no one looks to be close as Mario now blocks himself against punches from Lemmy! Paper Luigi still having his way with Falcon early on! Now Mario takes Lemmy down with a clothesline! Look at this! Paper Luigi with incredible strength throwing Falcon over the rope! Captain Falcon is the first elimination!
Cranky: Paper Luigi taking a rest now. He knows he has a long way to go if he wants to be around at the end! Mario and Lemmy continue throwing punches at each other!
Diddy: Paper Luigi getting set for the next fighter to enter the ring. There's only about 10 seconds until another person enters the rumble! PL catches his breath, and now the buzzer sounds, and here comes the next fighter! It's Iggy Koopa! Iggy coming down to the ring, and he will immediately come to the aid of his brother with a dropkick to Mario! Lemmy with a neckbreaker!
Cranky: Now Iggy goes over to PL, but the kid grabs him by the throat! He throws Iggy into Lemmy, and the Koopa Twins are down!
Diddy: Now PL and Mario square off! Mario and the kid trading punches, but now the Koopa Twins double clothesline Mario! Now they go for one on the kid, but he grabs them both by the throats! Here comes a double choke...no wait! He's going to drop them over the ropes! The Koopa Twins are eliminated by the kid! Now Mario comes back with a flurry of punches as we wait for new entries into the rumble!
Cranky: Wait, what the heck?
Diddy: The lights have gone out! I think we blew a fuse or something! Ash ran the company so far into the ground we can't even pay our electrical bill!
Cranky: Well, as long as we have the time, let's recap the action leading up to right now!
Diddy: That sounds good. In our first match, the tag team titles were on the line, and the Ice Climbers defeated Wario and Waluigi to win the belts! In match #2, Yoshi finally gave up the N.E. championship as he was pinned by Kirby. Match #3 featured the return of Jman, leading to our victory over DK.
Cranky: Ash then came out and revealed the horrible truth that he now had ownership of SSB Live, and everything went crazy. After settling down, we were treated to a tag team Steel Prison Slaughter match that saw Bowser, Paper Luigi, and Mario defeat Ash and his assassins, and finally, Link's reign as SSB champion ended as Luigi defeated him in a ladder match.
Diddy: Now, we were in the middle of the SSB Melee rumble, but the lights have gone out, and now they are back on! I wonder what that was all about? Hey! Jman's coming to the ring! He's got a microphone! Let's hear what he has to say!
Jman: Mario, Paper Luigi, there's been a situation in the back that needs your help immediately! Bowser told me to tell you guys the Rumble is finished! Just get back there!
Cranky: Situation? Cameras, get us backstage when they go backstage!
Diddy: Oh no! It's Jack! Jack Harvest laying on the ground motionless! What is going on here?
Ash: Just keep moving! Get out of here before anybody finds out what's going on!
Ganon: Sure thing, boss!
Diddy: It's Ganon! And he's got Nana! What happened to Popo?
Jman: What the heck is going on back here? Oh man! Jack! (kneels beside Jack) Jack, speak to me!
Jack (just regaining consciousness): Jman...all the girls have been...abducted!! Peach, Zelda, Nana, Daisy, all gone!
Jman: Does Ash know about this?
Jack: He told me he planned it, right before he had Ganon blindside me!
Diddy: Jman going off to find Ash...oh man! He just found him! Ash is running for his life! He's running down the stage towards the ring! Now he's in the ring with Jman in hot pursuit! Jman now in the ring! He caught Ash! Ash wrecked the rumble, and now he's going to pay for it! Jman turns him upside down! Here comes a tombstone! But wait!
Cranky: It's Donkey Kong and Dedede! Dedede scores a low blow, causing Jman to drop Ash! Now Ash beckons for his mini-army to enter the ring! Here come Waluigi, Wario, and Ganon!
Diddy: They are in the ring and now they begin their assault on Jman! Somebody has to stop this! Now the entire roster is standing on the ramp! Mario begins to run to the ring!
Ash: Not so fast! Anyone who takes even one step towards this ring will be fired! And you know you all can't be fired, because no one wants to be known as the one who caused the destruction of this company! Whoever interferes in this beating will take the rap for the downfall of SSB Live!
Diddy: Now this I don't believe! The entire roster has been immobilized by Ash! Like he said, no one wants to be the scapegoat for the downfall of the company! There's no one to help Jman now! He's being taken apart by these monsters! Oh no! They've got a table in the ring! Jman's neck has been placed on a steel chair! They'll destroy his throat! And DK's the one they're sending to the top rope!
Cranky: Wait a minute! It's the Halberd! How did...oh, the roof's open! I don't believe this! Meta Knight is swinging down from it!
Diddy: Meta Knight isn't even a part of the roster, and here he is, landing in the ring, and kicking some major tail! Speaking of tails, I don't believe it! It's Sonic the Hedgehog and Tails! Where are all these people coming from? There's a brawl breaking out in the middle of the ring! Ash can't do a thing, because none of these fighters are under his control!
Cranky: Now Jman is standing tall with the help of Sonic and Tails! They and Meta Knight arrived to help him! The question is, why? Where did they come from?
Jman: Ash, I can see that this whole kidnapping thing was a big hoax to lure me to you! And I also see that you have your own army! Why you have this many fans in the first place is beyond me, but all I have to say is that I have friends too! Meet Sonic, Tails, and Meta Knight! Just like me, they will stop at nothing to destroy your empire! As for the rest of the roster, I can understand! Don't go risking your job over me! I'll be all right. Now for all of those who want to see me, Sonic, Tails, and Meta totally chase Ash and his little fan club out of this arena, give a loud shout!
Diddy: That's about as long as it's been all night! Ash on the run, but Jman and his new friends are just standing in the ring and laughing! Jman has the last laugh tonight, but there are many questions to be answered. The important one might be, what are we going to do about the #1 contender?
Cranky: All of this will be revealed when season 3 of SSB Live premieres tomorrow night! For Diddy Kong, I'm Cranky Kong, and this has been the Super Smash Brothers Melee! Goodnight everybody!
Post by: Jman on March 14, 2008, 07:28:55 PM
Cranky: Action is right, Diddy! All of our championships changed hands except for one. Zelda is still our SSB Womens' champion. She never showed up last night. No one really knows why, but whenever she does show up, she'll have to deal with the reality that her man Link is no longer champion!
Diddy: That's right Cranky! The SSB championship belt is around the waist of Luigi Mario! Link can't call him "player two" now! He's literally #1! Kirby became the new N.E. champion, and the Ice Climbers are the tag team champs! Now let's move on to some of the lowlights of the night, (Ash's music begins playing)
Cranky: Speak of the devil, Diddy!
Diddy: Here comes our new owner, Ash Ketchum! Do not adjust your eyes, Ash Ketchum is in fact the new owner of SSB Live! He ran the company into the ground after Jman's injury at the UST two years ago, and his subsequent time off! He then bought the company for the price of a meal at a fast food restaurant! Bowser is still the GM, and we'll find out about the direction of SSB tonight!
Ash: Greetings, ungrateful fans! I am honored to bring you yet another season of my show, SSB Live!
Cranky: I've never seen such a partisan reaction of negativity! At the very least, the show is still going on!
Ash: I'm sure you all have a lot of questions for me as to how I plan on running SSB Live, now that it is all mine! Let me assure you that this season will be the best thing you ever saw. As an answer to your first obvious question, who will be the contender, I am well aware that the kidnapping ruined the rumble. I am also aware that the kidnapping was not a hoax! The girls are missing, I haven't seen them since last night, and frankly, I'm not concerned about that at the moment! Now, as I was saying...
(the crowd begins booing loudly)
Diddy: The girls are still missing and he doesn't care! I don't believe this!
Ash: As I was saying, there's been a lot of speculation over why the rumble was wrecked. I can tell you that it was all a grand plot to get Jman in the ring! But before I get to him, I will tell you that we will not be having a "make-up" rumble. No, I will choose a #1 contender for the championship! That lucky person...is me!
Diddy: Oh you've got to be kidding! Ash wants a shot at the belt!
Cranky: Well, he's always been a control freak! I liked him better when he was a kid on that Pokemon show!
Ash: Now let me get back to what I was addressing before...Jman! The kidnapping was staged to get him into the ring for the final beating of his career! But lo and behold, three fighters who were never authorized to enter the arena, flew down from the Halberd to save Jman from my mini army! Meta Knight! Sonic! Tails! I have a bone to pick with all three of you!
(Luigi's music begins playing)
Diddy: Hey, it's the champ! Luigi coming down to the ring! He does not look happy! He dives into the ring and grabs a nearby microphone! What does the champion have to say?
Luigi: You know Ash, I came here tonight looking forward to learning the identity of the first person I'd have the pleasure of defending my SSB title against! But not only did you purposely wreck the rumble, now you want to rob a deserving superstar of a title shot? No, that's not how things should work around here! I want to defend the title against someone who would actually be a challenge...let's see, that means it could be pretty much anyone but you!
Cranky: The champ telling it like it is!
Diddy: Ash calling out Meta Knight, Sonic and Tails, but he didn't expect the champion Luigi!
Ash: Oh, you say you want a match worthy of a challenge? Fine then. Tonight, in the first main event of the season, you will face the new #1 contender in a steel cage. In that cage it will be you, and Donkey Kong, for the Super Smash Brothers title! Oh, and Luigi, I hope you're not too mad that Daisy won't be here to see you lose your championship!
Diddy: There's a video showing on the screen! It's Daisy! Ganon is handling Daisy and throwing her in the back seat of a limo! This is footage from last night! This must have taken place during the brawl in the ring that ended the Melee! Luigi's ticked off now! He's going after Ash! The owner ducks out of the ring! The girls are still missing, it's all Ash's fault, and Luigi has to defend his title against DK later tonight!
(Backstage: Paper Luigi is lacing up his boots for a match against both of Ash's assassins)
Jman: Hey.
PL: Hey.
Jman: Just wanted to wish you good luck in your match tonight. I know you've got some revenge to dish out against these guys for what they did to you last night!
PL: Thanks. Hey Jman?
Jman: Yeah?
PL: Nothing. Just wanted to let you know there's some girl talking to Ash, and she's looking at you.
Jman: Thanks for the hint. Go smash those assassins!
(Jman walks over to the scene)
Ash: I told you before, I'm not letting anyone on this show right now! Especially you!
Jman: Hey! What's going on out here? Well, if it isn't my good punching bag, Ash Ketchum! Being mean to Jenny, I see.
Ash: How do you know this girl?
Jman: Simple. I met her while on leave, and convinced her to join the brawl! Now give this woman a contract before I slap that stupid smirk off your face. And Jenny? I'm sure I'll be seeing you around.
(leaves)
Ash: (muttering) Lousy Jman...
Post by: Jman on March 16, 2008, 07:37:59 PM
Cranky: So Diddy, with the girls missing, that young lady Jenny that Jman was talking to before the break is the only lady on the roster right now!
Diddy: We've got to find out information about them soon! Fox and Falco are in the ring, and we are ready to go! The bell rings, and these two lock up in the center of the ring! Fox quickly trips up Falco and locks in an armbar! But Falco escapes and kicks Fox!
Cranky: This is the first time these two have faced each other in an actual wrestling match. Falco had one or two matches last season, most notably he was upset by Pichu in his debut.
Diddy: Fox walks into a boot from Falco! Here's a cover! 1,2, and Fox kicked out! Now Falco starts working on Fox with some kicks to the head and body area. Falco speeds across the ring and comes back with a flip onto Fox! Both of these men are among the fastest of our fighters. Fox comes back to his feet and catches Falco with a clothesline!
Cranky: Did you hear that? Ouch! Fox now drops an elbow on Falco, and rolls up his leg! 1,2, kickout by Falco! Fox gets back up and lands a couple of kicks to Falco's head.
Diddy: These two men have a long history. Not in the ring, but they've been together as a part of the Star Fox team for years! Falco back to his feet, and he meets Fox's dropkick! Now Fox leaps to the top rope! A frontal flip connects! Fox with a frontal flip onto Falco! Here's a cover! 1,2, another kickout!
Cranky: The two speedsters putting on quite a show here tonight! Hey wait! Someone's coming down to the ring!
Diddy: It's the assassins! Ash's personal lackeys are in the ring, and they pull Fox off of Falco! Fox is fighting, but now they've got him! A facefirst plant to Fox! The referee calls for the bell! The match is over! It's a no contest finish, and now the assassins have Falco! Here comes another facefirst plant! A promising, entertainting match between two longtime allies is crashed by Ash's lackeys! They stand in the ring on top of the bodies of the two fighters they just demolished!
Cranky: Hey! It's Jman and Paper Luigi! PL faces off against one of these assassins later on tonight, but he'd love to get a piece early! He's in the ring wailing on one of them, Jman's wailing on the other! Now they clear the ring of both assassins!
Diddy: What a team! These guys should challenge the Ice Climbers for the tag team titles! But then again, Nana's fate is still undetermined! How about this! Perfect timing! I've just been notified that General Manager Bowser will give an update on the whereabouts of our missing female fighters! That will come later in the evening! Up next, Paper Luigi takes on one of these assassins laying outside the ring!
(backstage, Link storms into GM Bowser's office)
Link: Where's Ash?
Bowser: I don't know. Why do you need to see him so bad?
Link: I want him to explain just where my Zelda's been taken!
Bowser: I will be addressing this matter later on tonight.
Link: You'd better know where she is, or so help me I'll come back here and put both of you in the hospital! (leaves)
(
Bowser looks on)
Diddy: A very enraged Link needs to get ready for a no DQ match against Kirby for the NE title! That will be taking place after PL vs an assassin, which happens right now! Both fighters are in the ring, and the bell tolls! PL immediately dodges an attack by the assassin and knocks him down with a boot! PL lands some kicks to the midsection! Now a body splash!
Cranky: Paper Luigi was planted by these assassins after helping Bowser beat Ash. What did he get for his reward, Bowser turned on him and left him to this guy and his partner!
Diddy: Off the ropes and PL with a clothesline to the assassin! He's getting pumped up!
Cranky: Look at those arms! I would not want to be caught in the ring with this kid!
Diddy: PL stalking his opponent, and now he hits a spear! Oh my! That has to be it! Here's a cover! 1,2, and PL breaks his own count! He sees Ash on the stage! He'll just go back to thumping on the assassin he's facing! Now he brings the overmatched fighter to his feet! He stares back at Ash! Now he grabs his opponent by the throat! He wants to send a message to Bowser and Ash that they messed with the wrong guy! Chokeslam connects!
Cranky: What a chokeslam that was! He is out!
Diddy: Now he'll pick him up for Papercut! That will connect! Here's the cover! 1,2,3! Paper Luigi wins his debut match on SSB Live!
Cranky: It's pretty obvious that PL didn't want to stick around for a long time when all he had to offer was a revenge beating on one of Ash Ketchum's lackeys!
Diddy: Ash not happy at all!
Ash: Paper Luigi, all you are is a giant bully! We shall see how tough you really are when you face DK and Wario next week!
Cranky: Wow! All he did was beat one of Ash's lackeys, and now it's like he's a criminal!
Diddy: That will go down next week, we still have action tonight! Later on, we will find out from GM Bowser just what happened to the girls after the Melee, and coming up next, Link takes on Kirby for the NE title!
Post by: Jman on March 28, 2008, 12:33:47 PM
Jack: Jman, everyone wants to know just what your opinions are on the fast one Ash pulled last night, and why the girls are still missing.
Jman: First of all, I don't know who Ash thinks he is for having the entire female roster kidnapped! I could care less about him putting me in the ring with his entire army of two bit lackeys! But the fact that he seems to have hired Ganon for an act as heinous as this, really shows me that he's abusing his power as the owner!
Jack: Jman, don't you think you're being a bit abusive?
Jman: No. After what he's pulled in the past, he deserves the tongue lashing I'm giving him right now! Ash Ketchum is a coward who needs to push others around in order to make himself feel powerful!
(Ash walks up to the conversation)
Ash: I couldn't help but overhear your warm sentiments towards me, Jman. If you think that I'm nothing but a coward, then I've got something for you! Tonight, you will face my entire army! That's Waluigi, Wario, Roy Koopa, and King Dedede! You lucked out because DK and Link both have matches later tonight!
Jman: You'd better bring those girls back, or so help me I'll...
Ash: Silence! I suggest you think about the task at hand!
(Hears a scream, Jman rushes to the scene to find Jenny)
Jman: Jenny! What's the matter? Oh no!
Diddy: It's Popo! He's out cold! We're live right now and Popo is out cold on the floor!
Cranky: Everything is going haywire tonight!
Diddy: I wish I could elaborate more on this, but we've got to get to ringside for our next match! Link vs Kirby, and it's Kirby's first defense of his newly won Nintendo Entertainment title! Believe me, we will try and get an update as soon as possible, but the show must go on! Chaotic happenings just keep occurring!
Cranky: Here comes Link to the ring!
Diddy: Link's the last person you'd expect to stand up against Ash. Not because he's a coward, but because he's usually a jerk himself! However, Link is visibly upset that Zelda's been kidnapped by Ganon and others! I don't know if he's got taking the title from Kirby on his mind!
Cranky: Good point, Diddy! I feel sorry for Kirby, because he's getting into the ring with an angry former champion!
Diddy: Speaking of which, here comes Kirby right now! The crowd rising to their feet and cheering for their new NE champion! Kirby and Link's rivalry took a brief backseat when
Luigi began chasing Link and the SSB championship! Now it's on again! Kirby and Link set to go one on one, with Kirby's new championship gold on the line!
Cranky: Before we start this match, I'd like to announce that we do have an update on what happened backstage. Apparently, Popo was ambushed by Ash's assassins because the owner took exception to some threats the tag champion made concerning his safety!
Diddy: The bell rings, and the match is underway!
Cranky: Popo has been taken to the locker room to recover from this brutal attack.
Diddy: Can you blame Popo? He's upset just like Link is over Zelda's disappearance! Link in the ring throwing Kirby backwards into the ropes! Now he goes for a big clothesline, but Kirby ducks under it! This match is no disqualification, so anything goes! There are chairs and tables and whatever under the ring!
Cranky: We could see one heck of a match here tonight!
Diddy: Kirby trying to knock Link down! Now he nails the former SSB champion with a reverse neckbreaker! Link is down, and Kirby goes outside the ring to grab a weapon! He's got a table! He'll toss that to the side and grab a chair! Now he'll head back towards the ring!
Cranky: Look out!
Diddy: Link with a baseball slide under the ropes to knock Kirby down! Now he'll slip under the ropes and survey the damage! Kirby taking too long to grab his weapon of choice, and he paid for it! Now Link slugs it out with Kirby outside the ring! He'll grab the champion and sling him into the steel steps!
Cranky: You can just see the frustration on Link's face! So much has happened to him in the last 24 hours! Luigi beat him for the SSB title, and now Zelda's been kidnapped. The only reason he's here tonight is because he has this match! Otherwise, I believe he'd be out searching for Zelda!
Diddy: Link in complete control here as he pulls Kirby into a clothesline! He almost took off the champion's head that time! Now, it's kind of odd that this match is no-DQ, yet the only place one can claim victory is in the ring! Usually these kind of matches are of the "falls-count-anywhere" variety! In that case, Link could have won the match right there! Now Link grabs the chair Kirby was going to use on him! And he bashes Kirby's head! Kirby goes down like a stone!
Cranky: Ooh, that could be it right there! Kirby is on the ground writhing in pain, and Link stands over him with the chair and hits him again!
Diddy: If the first shot didn't put him out, that second one more than likely did! Link rolls Kirby back into the ring! Here's a cover! 1,2, and Kirby just got the shoulder up! How did he kick out after being hit twice with that chair? Link pulls the champion to his feet! Looking for a huge clothesline, but Kirby rolled out of the way, and the referee is nailed by Link! The NE title is on the line, Kirby and Link slugging away at each other with the referee down!
Cranky: Kirby kicks Link in the gut! Trying to go for a facebuster, but Link counters and shoves Kirby away!
Diddy: Kirby walks into a big boot! Link able to catch Kirby again after it appeared the Star Warrior had gained some momentum! Now he'll grab the Warrior and attempt the Hyrulian Slam! Kirby counters and hits a DDT! Both men are down! Now Kirby slowly gets to his feet and leaves the ring! He'll go out and grab the table! Kirby has some plans, and they don't look good for Link!
Cranky: Kirby bringing the table into the ring! Wait a second! Kirby being attacked from behind! It's King Dedede! A mallet shot from Dedede lays Kirby out! Kirby is down, Link has returned to his feet, and now he sees Kirby prone to attack!
Diddy: Link rolls Kirby onto the table! If he puts Kirby through the table here, it'll be all over! He lifts Kirby for the Hyrulian Slam! We're going to have a new champion!
Ganon(on big screen): Oh Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink!
Cranky: What the...it's Ganon! Ganon addressing Link on the big screen! Link drops Kirby and turns around!
Diddy: Link was about to deliver a crushing Hyrulian Slam on Kirby through the table after Dedede interfered, only to have Ganon distract him!
Ganon: I guess you are wondering what happened to Zelda last night! I have that answer for you now. Yes, there's something that Ash Ketchum has kept from you and all your little friends! I was the one who kidnapped Zelda, along with all of the other girls! In fact, there's someone who's dying to see you! (grabs Zelda by the hair)
Zelda: Link! Link! Save me! Help me please!
Ganon: Shut up! (shoves Zelda to the floor)
Diddy: Has Ganon been abusing the girls like that the whole time? Link is distraught!
Ganon: Well, that's all I have to say! I'll be seeing you!
Diddy: Link can't believe it! He turns his head and walks into a chair shot from Kirby! Now Kirby will take him up top! Starslam connects! Here's a cover by Kirby! 1,2,3! Kirby retains! After all that, Kirby retains!
Cranky: When Link wakes up from that shot, I can guarantee you that all he'll be seeing is that disturbing image of Ganon laying his hands on Zelda! And what of Peach, Nana, and Daisy? I think we need a break! We'll be back!
Post by: Jman on March 28, 2008, 12:36:33 PM
Ganon: Oh Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink!
Diddy: Ganon addressing Link from some unknown location, but the real shocker came when he physically shoved Zelda to the floor. Link was distracted long enough for a chairshot, and a victory for Kirby! Boy, and you have to feel sorry for him right now! Yes, he was a real jerk most of the time, but he lost his championship last night, and now Zelda's in danger, and we just need to find out what the heck is going on! Here comes general manager Bowser! Finally, some answers!
Cranky: We can only hope. The GM rolls into the ring.
Bowser: Hello fans and concerned persons. As promised, I am out here to deliver a message sent from Ganon himself with regards to the female fighters who were kidnapped last night during the climax of the Melee! It says here that he's keeping them as hostages until he can get Link in the ring! He also says to pick 5 fighters for a special 5 on 5 match to be held next week on SSB Live!
Diddy: A huge main event for next week!
Bowser: If the SSB team can beat Team Ganon, then the girls are free to go. If not, there will be a long road toward getting them back! I assure you we are doing our best to remedy this situation. That is all.
Cranky: A 5 on 5 match next week, and Ganon wants Link in the ring? What a show we should have next week!
(backstage, Link is heading for the exit. He finds himself face to face with Luigi.)
Link: Outta my way...champ.
Luigi: Where are you going?
Link: I'm not waiting another day! I'm going to the streets to find Ganon and whip his butt all over the Mushroom Kingdom! I guess we're supposed to recruit a team to fight whoever Ganon manages to scrap up!
Luigi: Yes. I'm leading this team, and I was planning on asking my brother, Jman, PL, and Popo.
Link: But I thought Popo got hurt earlier tonight!
Luigi: I was getting to that. I heard about his injuries, and that leaves one more spot on the team. I know we've had our differences in the past, but there's bigger things to consider! How about it Link? Care to join Team Luigi?
Link: If it means saving Zelda, then yes.
Luigi: Good. I'm going to go tell Bowser to tell Ganon that we are ready for anything.
(Luigi leaves, Link continues towards the exit)
Diddy: Where the heck is Link going? He doesn't even know where Ganon is! Well, like Luigi said, Popo did suffer some injuries as a result of the mysterious beating administered to him earlier tonight. The doctor's prognosis is that he will be out for a week with some minor injuries.
Cranky: Boy, the next two matches were made by Ash to punish two men who talked themselves into a corner. Those men are Luigi and Jman.
("The Hero" begins blasting on the speakers)
Diddy: Here comes Jman right now! He's out here for a rare match! He's only fought Ash so far, along with a match against some jobber he had a score to settle with! How's he going to survive this, though? Coming up next, we will see Jman face off against Ash's army minus Link and Donkey Kong!
Post by: Jman on March 28, 2008, 12:39:40 PM
Cranky: I do not like his chances right now! Jman's a great fighter and all, but a four on one assault is in his immediate future!
Diddy: The good news is, only one fighter can be in the ring at a time! If the entire gang rushes into the ring at any time, the match will be considered a draw, which is probably the best Jman can hope for at this point! Now Ash comes out on the ramp! What does he want now?
Ash: I do hate to interrupt, but I think the bookies screwed this match up! It should be a no disqualification match! Anything goes! Break his ankle, guys!
Cranky: Well, scratch any sort of draw! Jman's being thrown to the dogs by our chairman!
Diddy: Jman's career may end tonight! He could be put out of action for a long time by these proverbial dogs! The bell rings, and Wario begins the match by low blowing Jman! No DQ, anything goes! Wario with a body splash to Jman! Now he drags the former chairman to his feet! And a shot to the back! Jman goes down hard!
Cranky: Waluigi passes a chair into the ring for Wario! He's stalking Jman now!
Diddy: Wario with a shot with the chair! That was one heck of a chairshot! A normal match would be over, but Ash instructed his men to break Jman's ankle! Wario with a chairshot to the ankle! And another! And another! Wario keeps smashing Jman's ankle with that chair! Now he'll tag in Roy Koopa! Roy will put Jman's leg through one side of the chair, and you've got to wonder what's going on!
Cranky: I think I've got your answer! Dedede's going to the top rope! Here comes a flying move from the top turnbuckle!
Diddy: He just crushed Jman's ankle! Jman writhing in pain! Waluigi has a table! He'll set it up and begin stomping away at the prone Jman! Our former chairman is in dire straits here! Now Waluigi will tag in Roy Koopa! Roy will roll Jman onto the table! Now he'll get on himself! He pulls Jman to his feet! Roy goes to grab Jman, but Jman punches him! Jman fighting back!
Cranky: He knocks Roy down, but they are both still on the table! Jman hopping on one leg! His ankle was crushed just moments ago by King Dedede!
Diddy: Jman going for the reverse neckbreaker! He hits it! He just put Roy through the table! Both Roy and Jman are down! Jman rolls into a cover! 1,2, and Dedede breaks up the three count! Now he stomps away at Jman, and the referee tells him to leave the ring while Roy climbs back to his feet.
Cranky: Roy brings Jman to his feet, and now Jman, while hopping on his good leg, throws punches at Roy! Jman fighting for all he's worth, but Wario comes into the ring and clotheslines him to the ground!
Diddy: You can blame Ash for that one! That's a disqualification in a regular match, but this is no DQ, it's all legal! Now all four soldiers of Ash's army are in the ring! Jman's getting all kinds of things kicked out of him! Hey! It's Sonic! Sonic the Hedgehog has arrived just in time, and now he's throwing lighting quick punches at Ash's army! Sonic with a supersonic clothesline knocking Roy Koopa over the top rope!
Cranky: Now Tails and Meta Knight join the brawl! They knock the others out of the ring! Sonic helps Jman to his feet!
Diddy: He can hardly walk! This may keep him out of action for awhile! Hey wait, the match never ended! I think Meta and the others were just made aware of that by Jman himself! They'll leave the ring, and now it's Roy Koopa and him, face to face! Jman will kick Roy in the gut! Turns him upside down! Here it comes! The Tombstone Piledriver! He hits it! Jman hits the tombstone! It's over! Here's a cover! 1,2, and wait a minute! Someone just pulled Jman off of Roy...it's Iggy Koopa!
Cranky: Iggy Koopa has come out and attacked Jman for some random reason! He cost him the match!
Diddy: Jman grabs Iggy! He's going to tombstone him as well! What the heck? It's Ash! Ash Ketchum has seen enough! Ash is in the ring, and he's got a chair! To the back of
Jman! But wait! Jman didn't go down! He turns around and stares at Ash! Now he'll lunge at the chairman! Ash ducks out of the way! Jman turns around! Look out!
Cranky: Iggy with a chair! Jman's head is rattled! Now he'll go down!
Diddy: Roy will pick up the former chairman! He hits the Super Koopa Slam for good measure! Here's the cover! 1,2,3! Ash Ketchum cost Jman the match! Bodies strewn all over the place here at ringside! But the most impressive thing is that Jman put up a fight even after Dedede crushed his ankle with a chair!
Cranky: Yeah, but the damage has been done! Jman won't fight again for awhile! Now what?
Diddy: Here comes Donkey Kong to the ring! Everyone scatters but Jman! They've got to get him out of there! Sonic climbs into the ring and does just that! DK arriving with a mission: win the SSB championship from Luigi! DK was named the #1 contender by Ash earlier tonight! What's been a crazy show is about to have a crazy conclusion! When we come back, it's the main event! Donkey Kong vs Luigi in a steel cage for the SSB title!
Post by: Jman on July 07, 2008, 08:36:56 PM
(Link is oblivious to Ganon appearing behind him with a steel pipe)
Link: Why don't you come out and show yourself, coward?
Diddy: We're back on SSB Live, and has it ever been a crazy season premiere! Moments ago, Jman took on Ash's army, minus DK and Link. Jman suffered some damage to his ankle, and just when it looked like he might overcome everything, after some help from his friends Sonic, Tails and Meta Knight, Ash Ketchum provided a distraction, and Roy Koopa got the pin after a chairshot by Iggy Koopa! Cranky, I thought Iggy was one of the good guys!
Cranky: I did too! Though you never could be sure. He is Bowser's offspring! I didn't see Lemmy come to Jman's aid, either! I think we will have to keep an eye on those two!
Diddy: We are just moments away from our main event! Early on in the show, Luigi challenged Ash's authority, and Ash forced him into a title defense in a steel cage against Donkey Kong!
Cranky: Speaking of the champion, here he comes! Luigi makes his way down to the cage to face DK with his title on the line! How will Luigi survive vs the giant?
Diddy: I don't know, Cranky! This right here might be the end of Luigi's title reign! Now Luigi rolls into the ring, and the cage is lowering onto the ring. We are getting ready for our main event! While we're waiting, let's go back to something that happened during our last break!
Cranky: Yeah, that young lady Jenny McCalister came down to the ringside area and helped Sonic take Jman to the back.
(
Clip) (Jman laying on the couch in the locker room)
Jenny: Here you go. Some more ice for your leg.
Jman: Thanks. You know Jenny, you need to be careful out there. Ash Ketchum is a dangerous man, and his armies might do to you what they did to me if you cross them!
Jenny: Believe me, I know Ash inside and out. He's my cousin.
Jman: Well, I guess that can...wait, what? Did you just say...?
Jenny: Yes. Ash is my cousin.
Jman: If I weren't already, I'd suggest letting me lay down to try and take this in!
(Clip ends)
Diddy: So, we found out a very interesting bit of trivia! One that could really affect some people down the road! Anyway, Luigi and DK are in the ring, the cage has sealed them in! We are ready to go! The main event is underway here on SSB Live! Luigi and DK have a staredown in the middle of the ring! Luigi with a punch to the monster, but he gets flattened for his troubles! He's back up in a hurry, and throws an elbow at DK! Now he bounces off the ropes and ducks a DK clothesline!
Cranky: Dropkick to the midsection! Luigi trying to pick his spots carefully!
Diddy: That he is! Now he runs towards DK from the back! Here comes a facebust attempt! No! DK stands up with Luigi hanging onto him! And DK backs into the wall of the cage! Luigi still hanging on! DK slams Luigi into the wall again! One more time, and Luigi falls from DK's back! Make no mistake, that hurts! Luigi rolling on the ground in pain. DK grabs him and bashes his head on the cage wall! He'll grab him again and do the same thing!
Cranky: DK is in complete control right now! Keep in mind that there are two ways to achieve victory here. One would be to pin your opponent. The other, climb out of the cage! Luigi's in bad shape to do either right now though!
Diddy: DK ramming Luigi into the wall like a battering ram! Luigi falls to the ground again! DK wearing down the champion, trying to take the belt from him after just one night of Luigi being champion! Donkey Kong is the "big man" in Ash Ketchum's army, and he along with Ash's other pals are running around SSB Live like a mafia, taking out anyone who speaks ill of their boss! Here's DK with a vicious clothesline, knocking Luigi for a loop! Here's a cover! We may have a new champion! 1,2, Luigi just got the shoulder up!
Cranky: So close to having a new champion! DK will hoist Luigi up for the chokeslam! Here we go. It's going to be over in a moment! DK for the chokeslam, oh but Luigi countered!
Diddy: Luigi countered into a DDT! Both men are down as he stunned DK! Now he struggles to get up! Luigi's going to climb the cage! I don't believe this! After DK punished him, he still looks like he's going to win this thing! Luigi almost to the top! He's sitting on the top of the cage now! Luigi's going to retain his championship! But now he looks down on DK! Luigi's got that look in his eyes...oh no!
Cranky: Luigi setting himself up for a leap! Diving headbutt from the top of the cage!
Diddy: DK rolled out of the way! Luigi got a little too overzealous! DK to his feet, looking down at the fallen champion! He'll grab him now and throw him into the side of the cage! Luigi writhing in pain on the ground. Now DK grabs him by the neck! Here comes a chokeslam! But Luigi countered again! Luigi kicks DK in the gut! No way!
Cranky: He can't do it! Not a Luigi Bomb on the giant ape!
Diddy: Luigi Bomb! Luigi hits the Luigi Bomb! He rolls into a cover! 1,2, DK kicked out of the Luigi Bomb! No one has ever done that! Luigi rolling to his feet, and now he climbs the cage! Luigi couldn't pin the monster, so now he goes for the escape! DK sits up, and now he stumbles to the cage and begins climbing as well! He's caught Luigi! Luigi deals a strike to him, but now DK gets him by the neck! A chokeslam from about halfway up the cage! Luigi just fell through the ring! There's a big hole in the floor!
Cranky: That's it! Luigi's reign will last one night! DK's got it won! DK's over the top, and we have a new...hey wait! Luigi just rolled out from under the ring! I don't believe it!
Diddy: Luigi found a way out from under the ring before DK could crawl over the top of the cage! The bell has rung! Luigi's still champion! DK is livid! He shoves the referee out of the way and begins beating on Luigi! Luigi can't do anything about it, because he's still recovering from the explosive chokeslam that drove him through the ring!
(Ganon appears on the big screen)
Ganon: I like what I see! DK! Finish him off! I've already done away with Link!
Diddy: What the? Link actually found Ganon's secret hideout? Now Ganon telling DK to finish off Luigi! The giant ape has a sledgehammer! He stalks Luigi as the champion tries to get back to his feet! Wait a minute! Here comes Mario! Paper Luigi right behind him! They double team the big ape! Now here come King Dedede and Wario! Waluigi is right behind them! Now it's a 4 on 2 assault!
Cranky: These must be the fighters Ganon chose to fight alongside him next week in that 5 on 5 match! ("The Hero" starts playing.) Ohhhhh yeah!!!
Diddy: It's Jman! He's hobbling on that injured leg, but he's got a chair! He takes out Dedede! He takes out Wario! A hard chair shot to Waluigi! Now he comes face to face with DK! DK grabs the chair and throws it away! He grabs Jman by the throat! Now Luigi breaks up the attack! Luigi hoists DK again! He hits another Luigi Bomb! Now Jman grabs DK! How is he lifting the big guy on that injured ankle? I don't believe it! A tombstone!
Cranky: Ganon's come back on the screen again!
Ganon: Blast! My plan to eliminate Luigi failed! It doesn't matter though, because I've taken out Link, and after next week, I'll be keeping these lovely ladies with me!
Jman: Bring it Ganon! I just destroyed your whole band of lackeys! I can't wait until I can get these suckers in the ring and get the female fighters back where they belong!
Ganon: Talk as you will Jman. Next week's match will actually have rules, so you won't have your little equalizer to help you! Not to mention you'll be a man short! So get ready to lose next week!
Diddy: Ganon laying down the law for next week! Jman and his allies stand tall tonight, but they will be a man short for that 5 on 5 which is now a 5 on 4 match! We're glad you joined us for our season premiere, and we'll be back next week! For Cranky and the rest, I'm Diddy Kong, and we will see you next week!
Post by: Jman on July 07, 2008, 08:40:28 PM
Cranky: Unfortunately, we learned late last week that Ganon took out Link when the former SSB champion found his hideout! So, it's really a 5 on 4 match, and this stacks the deck in favor of Link's adversary!
Diddy: That is, unless Luigi can find a replacement for Link! And...("The Hero" starts playing)
Cranky: Here comes Jman to kick this show off the right way!
Diddy: Jman still with a noticeable limp from last week when King Dedede crushed his ankle with a steel chair! This gives team Luigi a serious disadvantage with Link out period, and Jman banged up! They've got a tall order ahead of them! Jman in the ring now.
Jman: Last week, right here on SSB Live, we found out that Ganon kidnapped all of the female fighters and has been holding them hostage since the end of the Melee two weeks ago! Then, Ash put me in a 4 on 1 match against his fan club, and that fat sack of crap King Dedede crushed my ankle! I don't know about you, but I'm ready to kick the stuffing out of somebody here tonight!
(Paper Luigi's music starts playing)
Diddy: Paper Luigi looking pumped up as he hits the ring, staring at his friend.
PL: You know something, Jman? I'm as ticked off as you are! I mean, what is Ash's deal? Just because I beat up one of his precious bodyguards, he puts me in a match against two of the biggest, baddest men in the entire locker room! Jman, you wanna know what I think?
Jman: Sure!
PL: I think the two of us should team up and make it a tag match! (Ash's music hits)
Diddy: Talk about a major buzzkill! Ash Ketchum has heard enough from Jman and Paper Luigi! Ash standing on the ramp, refusing to step into the ring with those two!
Ash: Whoa PL! I don't think so! You forget one thing! I am the owner of SSB Live, therefore I decide what happens, and your match will go on as scheduled, a no-disqualification handicap match against Donkey Kong and Wario! But, if you are so self-conscious about your ability to fight two men alone, I have provided a partner for you! No no no, it's not who you think...this partner's identity is a secret, and will be revealed to you right before your match tonight! See, I can be fair! Now you two get out of my ring so the show can begin!
Jman: Ash, we've been over this a million times! This never has, is not, and never will be your ring! Anyway, aren't you late for your weekly manicure?
Cranky: Ash is flipping out on the ramp!
PL: Hey, wait a minute Jman! Are you sure he can even afford one with the way he's been running Super Smash Brothers lately? I'd be surprised if Ash could even afford one night in a trailer park with a gourmet meal of Burger King cheeseburgers!
Ash: Now, you wait one second! The fun and games are about to end! You want a tag match, you got it! Next week, you will team against my entire army, in the main event! One more thing, it will be falls count anywhere! Have fun!
Jman: Oh gee Ash, thank you for letting us fight your fan club! All 6 members! I've got a little message for 'em all! Bring...it...on!
Diddy: Ash is leaving the area, Jman and Paper Luigi will be in the main event next week, and we've still got a whole show to go!
Cranky: And believe me, we have quite a show for you tonight! Our opening match, coming up next, Lucario makes his SSB Live debut! We'll be right back!
Post by: Jman on July 21, 2008, 11:59:10 PM
Cranky: That wasn't all! He made a main event match for next week, pitting Jman and PL against his army consisting of DK, Wario,
Waluigi, Dedede, Iggy Koopa, and Roy Koopa! It's also a falls-count-anywhere match, that should be interesting. But that's next week. We still need to get this week's show officially underway!
Diddy: And the way we'll do that is with a match! Here comes the newest addition to the Live roster, Lucario! He's a ninja, as well as a Pokemon, and we shall see how he does against his opponent! And here comes, oh boy!
Cranky: Apparently this is some kind of tune-up match for later tonight, or I'm seeing things! Our newest newcomer is facing Donkey Kong in his debut!
Diddy: Who the heck sanctioned this match? Oh yeah, Ash. But look at Lucario! Wasting little time as he dropkicks DK before the big ape can get in the ring! Lucario coming for another shot! Uh oh! DK grabbed his leg! He whips the newcomer out of the ring, and slams him on the floor!
Cranky: Lucario was trying anything to get the upper hand, but DK's just too big and strong! I do not like his chances here!
Diddy: DK slings Lucario into the steel steps outside the ring! Now he walks over and look at this! He's pressing the new guy over his head, and he throws him over the top rope, into the ring! DK climbs into the ring now, and he's got that hand reaching skyward! It's chokeslam time! He grabs Lucario, and, no! Lucario counters with a kick, knocking DK back a bit!
Cranky: He's got fighting spirit, that's for sure! DK goes for a clothesline! He missed! Got the ref, though!
Diddy: The referee has been knocked into tomorrow morning thanks to DK! Lucario sees this and grabs a chair from the outside! Here he comes, and he gets DK with a chair shot! Now another! The referee is still down, and Lucario is bashing away at DK with his chair! Now he'll toss his chair away! DK is down! Lucario has taken advantage of a break, and it may just net him his first win! He falls on DK! Here's a cover! 1,2, DK kicks out at 2 and a half!
Cranky: Lucario stalking DK! He bounces off the ropes as DK comes to his feet!
Diddy: DK caught him! DK caught Lucario and now he's got him by the neck! Here's a thunderous chokeslam! DK covers! 1,2,3! DK spoils Lucario's debut! You've got to hand it to him, though! Lucario came in here with the will to win, and he probably would have beaten anyone else more in his league! The problem is, DK's just too big for a smaller fighter to compete against!
Cranky: Wait Diddy. It's not over yet! DK's got a table! He sets it up in the middle of the ring! Lucario is rolled onto it!
Diddy: DK's going to put Lucario through a table! He's making an example of this newcomer for Jman and PL next week, as well as later tonight! DK is going to the top rope! The match is over, but DK is about to do some serious damage to Lucario! Wait a minute! It's Luigi! The SSB champion is pulling Lucario off the table! DK takes a chairshot to the head! Oh my! DK just plunged through the table!
Cranky: Lucario and Luigi shaking hands as they walk up the ramp! DK was going to do a number on the rookie, but the new Super Smash Brothers Heavyweight Champion denied him the pleasure!
Diddy: These two will face off as part of the epic ten man survival match in our main event later on tonight! Ganon has promised to bring back the women of SSB Live if Team Luigi wins that match! However, Team Luigi is going to be shorthanded, as Link allegedly suffered some injuries at the hands of Ganon last week! For now, we are going to take a break! We'll have some more hot action when we come back!
Post by: Jman on January 18, 2009, 11:47:04 PM
Jman: Hey Jenny.
Jenny: Ash really wasn't happy at those things you said.
Jman: Oh good. That's what I was shooting for. Say, you wanna mosey on down to ringside to watch the next match? My good pal Paper
Luigi is in it. The thing is, he has a secret partner. Ash said it wasn't me, but if it isn't, then who is it?
Jenny: I'm sure we'll find out soon enough! I'd love to go down there! (They leave)
Diddy: Sounds like we're going to have a couple guests here at ringside! Speaking of our next match, it's about to begin! Here come DK and Wario down to the ring! These two men have made it big as members of Ash Ketchum's "fan club," as Jman calls them. Speaking of Jman, it's good to see him walking around after that injury he suffered at the hands of King Dedede last week!
Cranky: That it is. Jman did all that he could, but the numbers game was just too much for him! Well, here comes Paper Luigi!
Diddy: This was originally a handicap match, but Ash threw in a "mystery partner" for PL's benefit. Listen to this crowd, they are on fire for Paper Luigi! He runs down to the ring and gets right in the face of DK! These two really have some animosity towards each other! Now Ash Ketchum is on the ramp!
Ash: And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, Paper Luigi's partner in this tag team matchup! You see, I had to match PL up with someone who shared his athletic ability. Therefore, Paper Luigi, your partner is, my cousin, Jenny McCallister!
Diddy: What? You've got to be kidding me! Ash is throwing his own relative to the dogs! Look at PL, he can't believe it! There's Jenny being led to the ring by Ash! Only him, Cranky! Only Ash could come up with something this ridiculous! He's putting his own cousin in the ring with three other men! Two of those men happen to not like her because she sides with Jman!
Cranky: He shoves her into the ring! This is unbelievable! Jenny will start the match off against Wario!
Diddy: This is basically a handicap match! We haven't seen Jenny in the ring yet, but I can tell you she doesn't stand much of a chance of out muscling Wario or the big ape, DK! Jenny tries to tag out, but Wario grabs her! This is sick! Wait a second! Jman climbs onto the ring! He flies from the third rope! A diving clothesline to Wario! It's no DQ, anything goes! Jenny makes the tag to PL, and here he comes! Paper Luigi cleans house!
Cranky: Wario gets knocked down, and DK gets knocked off the ropes! Paper Luigi looking to win this thing early!
Diddy: This match was set up as a punishment by Ash last week, but so far it's been just the opposite! Paper Luigi whips Wario across the ring, spinebuster! Paper Luigi hits the spinebuster, and now it's time for the Papercut! It could be the end for Wario! But DK climbs back into the ring and knocks PL down!
Cranky: He just saved the match right there! Wait, what's this? DK taking a look at Jenny.
Diddy: Keep away from her, Donkey! Paper Luigi from behind with a clothesline! DK was hardly even phased! He turns around and flattens PL with a clothesline of his own! Now he turns back to Jenny! He's got that look in his eyes! We saw it ourselves in that match back at the Melee! Jman rolls into the ring! He's got a sledgehammer! He's right behind DK! But Wario kicks him in the back of the knee! That's got to hurt! Now Wario grabs the sledgehammer!
Cranky: Jman's in big trouble! Wario with a shot! He just broke the hammer on Jman's back!
Diddy: Jman is down and possibly out! Paper Luigi attacks Wario from behind! They spill out of the ring! DK's left in the ring with Jman! Now Jenny's getting into the ring! She's kneeling over Jman, pleading with DK not to damage him any further! DK's having none of it! He grabs Jman by the neck! Cranky, I don't think Jman's even conscious! Here's a chokeslam! If he wasn't out before, that certainly did it!
Cranky: Yes sir, Jman is out like a light, and now Wario just slammed PL into the steel steps outside the ring!
Diddy: That just leaves Jenny! She's a sitting duck now! Wario tosses a table into the ring! DK sets it up! Now Jenny tries to run! She's high tailing it! Wait a minute! King Dedede is blocking the ramp! Jenny has nowhere to run! DK grabs her by the hair! They're back in the ring now! DK, oh no! DK's going to chokeslam her through the table!
Cranky: Not so fast! It's Lucario! And Mario! Lucario's going right after the big ape!
Diddy: DK tried to smash Lucario through a table earlier tonight, now he throws himself into DK's back! Jenny escapes from DK's grasp and there she goes!
Cranky: Jenny's getting out of Dodge! Lucario has provoked the wrath of a giant!
Diddy: Lucario saving Jenny from a fate he almost experienced earlier! But at what cost? DK knees Lucario in the gut!
Cranky: Diddy, they forgot about Dedede! He's got Jenny outside the ring! The others are too busy!
Diddy: Here comes Kirby! The Nintendo Entertainment Champion! He's got his hammer! He breaks it across Dedede's back! Dedede goes down like a stone! Now Kirby runs and slides into the ring! He's cleaning house! Lucario tosses him a chair! Now Lucario with a spinning kick to the big ape! Now Kirby hits him with a chair! DK falls over the top rope! Paper Luigi whips Wario into the ring! Kirby grabs him! Starslam! Paper Luigi climbs back into the ring! Now he takes Wario up for a Papercut! There it is!
Cranky: The match never ended! Here's a cover! 1,2,3! Paper Luigi wins it for his team! And Jenny, oh no!
Diddy: Wait a second! Ganon is here! He's got Jenny! Mario and the others are racing to her defense! Now Ganon's sending more people after them! Waluigi's in there, is that Solid Snake?
Cranky: Yes it is! Marth and Roy are in there too! It's an absolute brawl out here! Ganon's getting away with Jenny!
Diddy: Meanwhile, Mario and the others are getting beaten senseless by this new group of thugs seemingly sided with Ganon! And now they suddenly stop and walk away. Ash Ketchum is on the ramp, showing his approval of a heinous act as usual. Half of Team Luigi is left battered and beaten in the middle of the ring! Ganon has kidnapped Jenny, and we need to take a break. Up next, Fox McCloud and another newcomer, Ike, will do battle!
Post by: Jman on January 18, 2009, 11:50:04 PM
Cranky: Paper Luigi won the match with his Papercut after things just went into complete chaos. Ganon kidnapped Jenny and sent several more of his lackeys to take care of Mario, Kirby, Lucario, and Paper Luigi.
Diddy: Let's go backstage as Ness tries to conduct an interview with a distraught Jman.
Ness: Thanks Diddy. Jman, frankly I'm surprised you're standing up right now after taking a sledgehammer to the back of the neck, as well as a chokeslam from Donkey Kong! Do you think you'll be able to go tonight?
Jman: Ness, I nearly had my ankle broken last week and still almost won that lopsided affair with Ash's fanclub! The only way I don't compete is if I end up in a body cast!
(Ash approaches)
Ash: That can be arranged, Jman. You are taking on most of the same fighters who beat you down last week! You know as well as I do that one mistake can cost you your career! Oh, and if you even think about laying a finger on me, you can kiss your job goodbye!
Diddy: Tensions running high between those two as Team Luigi and Team Ganon prepare for their main event match tonight! Right now, it's time for some more action as Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi come down to the ring! Fox's debut match against his good friend was interrupted by Ash's assassins last week, ending in a no contest.
Cranky: Which is why, this week, Fox and Falco will team up against those two in a tag match! Looks like Ash is really trying to gain another title on his side, as this match, we're being told is for the #1 contendership to the SSB Tag Team Championships! Here they come now!
Diddy: Wait a second...who is that with them?
Cranky: That must be Ike! Diddy screwed up before the break. Ike is not fighting Fox, he simply looks to be backup for Ash's assassins!
Diddy: Backup, huh? I wonder how fair this match is going to be? Here's the bell, and we are underway in this tag match! What an opportunity for both teams tonight, as the winners will become the #1 contenders for the Ice Climbers' tag team titles! Fox starts off against Assassin #1. Again, we don't know these guys individually because they both look the same!
Cranky: Fox and Falco...this could turn out to be a fantastic team. They are both very athletic, like that rolling kick by Fox right there.
Diddy: Fox locks in an armbar on the assassin. He quickly breaks it up and brings him to his feet. Fox whips the assassin across the ring and what a flying clothesline that was! Fox drops an elbow! Now he goes over and tags Falco in! Here comes the speedster into the ring!
Cranky: Falco throws a punch and knocks down one assassin! Here comes the other one! And Falco knocks him down, too! Now a back body drop to one of 'em!
Diddy: Falco looking good so far! He ducks a clothesline and here comes a suplex! Order has finally been restored here, as there's only one assassin in the ring now. Now there's a distraction being caused by Ike on the outside! Falco's bringing the assassin to his feet, and a low blow! The referee didn't see it!
Cranky: Falco should have stayed away there. He had the advantage, and now he's on the ground. Sneaky, underhanded tactic by the assassins, but it worked.
Diddy: Now a submission maneuver being applied by the assassin in the ring. So just like that, the assassins have the momentum in this match for the #1 contendership for the tag team titles!
Cranky: They sure work well together. Ike outside the ring there was a major factor by causing the distraction just a moment ago.
Diddy: Falco trying to reach the ropes! He needs to get out of this submission and make a tag! He's almost there, but now the assassin re-adjusts! Now he's really in trouble! Falco is fading, and it looks like this might be it! The official grabs his arm, and it flops down.
Cranky: That's one!
Diddy: And again, Falco's arm flopping to his side!
Cranky: One more and the match is over!
Diddy: He raises the arm a third time, and this time, Falco has life! Here he comes, he punches the assassin off of him! And look at this! A hurricanrana by Falco! But they knocked over the referee in the process!
Cranky: The referees have really been knocked around tonight! First in Lucario's match, now here!
Diddy: And now the assassins team up on Falco in the ring, but here comes Fox, sending one of them over the ropes! Fox goes out after him! But now Ike climbs into the ring! Watch out Falco! Oh man!
Cranky: I don't know what he calls that, but it sure looked darn powerful! Falco is out cold! The referee has come back to his senses!
Diddy: But Fox is fighting on the outside! Here's the cover! 1,2,3! Falco and Fox have been screwed by Ike! The assassins are the #1 contenders for the tag team titles, and now Ash Ketchum has come out here!
Ash: Good work, my assassins! Now for your reward...you will face the Ice Climbers in two weeks for the tag team titles, in a ladder match!
Diddy: Oh man! It will be a ladder match for the titles in just two weeks! Ash's assassins shoot for the top of the mountain, no pun intended!
Cranky: Now you may have noticed a severe lack of womens' matches over the last few weeks. There is a reason for that.
Diddy: During what was to be the grand finale of the Melee, We got a call that something had happened backstage. When the cameras finally got there, all we could see was Ganon taking off with the women kidnapped in the back of his limo. Since the night it happened, Jman vowed to do whatever it took to get them back, and Ganon made this match for tonight! It was supposed to have been Luigi, Jman, Mario, Paper Luigi, and Link, but Link was taken out by Ganon late last week, so it is a 5 on 4 match! That match is next!
Post by: Jman on January 18, 2009, 11:52:24 PM
Cranky: Here comes Team Ganon, consisting of Ganon himself, Donkey Kong, King Dedede, Wario, and Waluigi! And now a cage is being lowered to the...good grief!
Diddy: The girls are locked in a cage that will only open, I guess, whenever Team Luigi wins, if they do! A man advantage for Team Ganon, and Wario will start off against Mario! The bell rings, and the main event is underway as Mario and Wario circle the ring! They lock up, and Wario's sheer power forces Mario into the corner! Wario looking for a chop, but Mario kicks him in the gut and starts throwing punches!
Cranky: Mario knocks Wario down! I felt that impact! Just like a tall tree falling in the woods! Mario locks Wario in a headlock! Wario breaks out of it!
Diddy: Mario falls to the ground! That beating this team took from those hired thugs of Ganon is now taking its toll. Mario needs to make a tag! Wario drops an elbow, and Mario lets everybody know it! He is in pain! Now he's on his back! The referee calls for the bell!
Announcer (Ness): Mario Mario is in no shape to continue, therefore, he is eliminated, and Luigi will take his place!
Cranky: That beating rendering Mario unable to compete after just a few seconds of grappling with Wario! Luigi goes into the ring, with Team Luigi down 5-3! He was not involved with the big brawl earlier tonight, so he should be fresh!
Diddy: Jman and Paper Luigi were involved in the brawl, so they could be suffering from the same effects as Mario! This might be a short match! The longer they can rest, the better! Here's Luigi dishing it out to Wario with authority! He's the freshest man, and it shows! Wario can't keep up with him! Here's a kick to the gut! Is he? Luigi's going for a Luigi bomb! He hits it out of nowhere! Here's the cover! 1,2,3! Wario is eliminated, and the score is now 4-3 in favor of Team Ganon!
Cranky: Sometimes you have to be quick, and Luigi hit his move out of nowhere to eliminate Wario. Waluigi is in the ring now, and Luigi goes right to town on him! He knocks him down! Luigi stands tall in the ring, and Team Luigi's not looking too bad right now!
Diddy: Luigi makes a tag to Paper Luigi, and he immediately grabs Waluigi and slams him to the ground! He pulls him to his feet and plants a nasty punch right in the mouth! Waluigi goes down again! And now Paper Luigi is hunched over! Waluigi gets up and makes a tag to DK!
Cranky: Paper Luigi is feeling the effects of that beating from earlier! He's collapsed on the canvas! Paper Luigi is down!
Diddy: He's already exhausted, or he's hurt. It's one of those two! DK grabs him, but the official tells him to get away and rings the bell!
Ness: Paper Luigi is in no condition to continue, therefore, he is eliminated!
Cranky: And then there were 2, on 4!
Diddy: Team Luigi's dream of rescuing the ladies from Ganon's lackeys is slipping away! Luigi is back in the ring, and he is stopped in his tracks by a huge DK clothesline! DK covers! 1,2, Luigi kicked out! Can Team Luigi do it? We will find out, when we return from our final commercial break of the evening!
Cranky: We are back, with Luigi in dire straits on the mat! During the break, Waluigi distracted the referee long enough for DK to sucker punch Luigi to the canvas! DK has locked in some kind of ground bearhug, slowly squeezing the life from Luigi!
Diddy: Cranky, it's going to be over, isn't it? We're never going to see those young ladies again, are we? 4 on 2, with one of the 2 about to lose consciousness! There goes the arm! The referee raises it once, and it falls! He raises it again, and it falls!
Cranky: Luigi's out. Jman's on his own!
Diddy: No he's not! Luigi's arm stayed up! Here he comes back to his feet! He fights off the big ape and looks to whip himself off the ropes, but DK caught him! Here comes a chokeslam! Luigi countered into a DDT! Both fighters are down! What a counter by Luigi! The referee was knocked down in the process! Now everyone enters the ring! Jman and Luigi are fighting for all they're worth!
Cranky: What???? Oh my gosh!! It's Link!!
Diddy: Link is here!! Link grabs a chair and hits the ring! He delivers a shot to Waluigi! A shot to DK! Waluigi falls out of the ring! He darn near breaks the chair over Ganon's head, knocking him to the floor! Dedede gets rocked as well! Link tosses the evidence away as the referee comes to his senses! He points to Team Luigi's corner, and tells Link to get behind the ropes!
Cranky: Order has been restored, DK is in there against Luigi, who is now staggering himself, but let me just say that Link's arrival changed the entire match! DK is down as a result of that brutal chair shot! Luigi tags in Link, who rolls onto DK! Here's the cover! 1,2,3! DK is gone! It's all even now! Link tags in Jman, who blasts Waluigi! Now he picks him up for the Tombstone! He hits it! 1,2,3! Jman gets an elimination, and now it's 3-2 in favor of Team Luigi!
Diddy: Jman will stay in there to face Dedede! He has a bone to pick with the King, who crushed his ankle with a chair last week! Jman and Dedede are going at it! And now Jman just tackles Dedede out of the ring! They spill out onto the floor where Jman is just letting Dedede have it! Now he's got his trademark sledgehammer! They're outside the ring, so the referee is letting them fight! Jman smashes the hammer off of Dedede's skull!
Cranky: Jman and Dedede have just been counted out by the referee! I don't think they care, though! This is personal!
Diddy: That just leaves Luigi, Link and Ganon! Luigi is first in, but now the world champion tags in Link. Here we go, for all the marbles! Ganon vs Link! It begins as a staredown! Neither man making a move! Oh hey! Link just tackled Ganon! And they are going at it on the ground! Ganon got the best of Link last week, and we didn't expect him here tonight, but here we are witnessing tension boiling over!
Cranky: They've spilled outside the ring, much like Jman and Dedede did! Ganon clotheslines Link to the ground, as it would now appear Link is suffering from some effects of the beatdown he got last week!
Diddy: They'd better get back in the ring! The referee is at 8, 9, 10! They've both been counted out! I don't believe it! That's it, we'll have to wait on a decision from, wait a minute! Luigi is still in this match! He's the sole survivor! Luigi stands tall on the apron, and his team defies all the odds to win! The referee walks over to the cage and unlocks it using the key he took from Ganon at the beginning of the match! Here come the ladies, and aren't they a sight for sore eyes!
Cranky: It is definitely good to see them again! Daisy makes a beeline for Luigi, the other girls rush off to find their significant others, and good wins out here tonight as Team Luigi beats Team Ganon in the main event! For Diddy and the others, I'm Cranky Kong, reminding you to have a smashing week! Goodnight everybody!
Post by: Jman on March 09, 2009, 12:03:38 AM
Cranky: And to celebrate, we're gonna have a battle royal to determine the #1 contender for the Womens' Championship! Oh, does it feel good to say that!
Diddy: It also feels good to know that we will have some variety again. Whoa! The ring just blasted fire out of its posts! What's this all about? It's Ganon! I bet he's still sore about losing last week! He climbs into the ring! What's he got to say?
Ganon: I lost last week, after a brilliant scheme failed miserably! I sent my hoardes of enemies to weaken Team Luigi, and I succeeded! I beat down Link at my secret hideout! Only the champion Luigi escaped my grasp! With just one fresh man on the opposing team, how could I fail? I'll tell you how. It was all Link's fault! If he had just stayed down, there wouldn't be any trouble!
Diddy: Trouble? What is he talking about?
Ganon: You see, because he had to interfere in my plans, I had no choice but to let all of the girls go, except one! I think I will trade a victory for Link's champion sweetheart, Zelda! I won't let her go unless Link meets me in the ring, face to face, for the Super Smash Brothers Championship! But there's just one problem, Link isn't the Super Smash Brothers champion anymore! I guess he won't be seeing Zelda for a long long time, then!
Cranky: Here comes Link! He does not look happy, but then again, would any man be happy in this situation?
Diddy: I sure wouldn't. If something like this happened to Dixie, I'd go old school ECW on the person responsible!
Link: If you want a shot at the title, go fight Luigi! Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to have Zelda back!
Ganon: If you want to see your friend again, you will bring the title to me. If that can't be arranged, then I demand a title shot! Ash Ketchum! If you can hear me, I demand to face Luigi one on one for the Super Smash Brothers Championship! If these demands are not met, I will keep Zelda as my hostage until the title happens to come my way!
Diddy: Look at Link! He is bordering on insanity!
Cranky: Here comes Ash! GM Bowser is with him! Will they cave in to Ganon's demands?
Ash: Let me get this straight. You want a shot at the biggest title I have to offer, or else you won't return one of my fighters? I've got bigger concerns then your main event status, buddy. But, since I need to have Zelda back to defend the title against whoever wins that battle royal here tonight, I will give you your title shot.
Diddy: At least it'll get Zelda back.
Ash: Next week, you will face the Super Smash Brothers Champion in the main event! And there's a reason why I didn't say a name.
Tonight, Luigi will defend the Championship against...Link!
Cranky: Ganon did say that he wanted Link in the ring, as well as a shot at the title! However, I think a title is the last thing Link needs to be concerned about right now!
Ganon: Excellent. Thank you for giving all of us what we wanted. I'll be leaving now. Link, if you lose, you'd better hope I win the title next week, because as long as that championship eludes me, your girlfriend will elude you!
Cranky: This is certainly an interesting situation. Ganon has manipulated the system to get a title shot next week! As for tonight, Link gets a shot against Luigi!
Diddy: I don't think Ash is doing Link a favor here, this has to be another chapter in his quest to make Luigi's title reign a short one! So far, the champ has overcome each obstacle thrown at him by our new owner! But later on tonight, it gets interesting! This will be a rematch between two bitter rivals, but it seems as if recently these two have patched up!
Post by: Jman on March 09, 2009, 12:07:17 AM
Cranky: As for right now, a match has been made after last week's interference by Ike cost Fox and Falco a shot at the tag team titles. The result is a six man tag match between Ike with the assassins, and Fox and Falco with a mystery partner who has yet to be revealed!
Diddy: I guess we'll find out in a second, as Ike and his teammates are in the ring, and Fox and Falco are walking down to the ring right now. Hey hey! It's Meta Knight! So we'll have two master swordsmen in the same match! This ought to be interesting!
Cranky: Meta Knight is making his in ring debut after a couple of run ins with the law, namely Ash Ketchum! At the Melee, he along with Sonic the Hedgehog and Tails the Fox interfered in a situation which saw Ash and Jman's tempers flare to the extreme. This saga certainly isn't over, and that should make for an interesting year.
Diddy: The bell rings, and here we go! Fox and Ike lock up, with Ike overpowering the captain immediately! Ike sends Fox barreling into the ringpost! Already, the power of Ike is clear!
Cranky: It's kind of weird, because Ike isn't a big guy like Bowser or Donkey Kong!
Diddy: He sure packs a punch, though! Fox can't get a good shot in! He'll go ahead and tag his partner Falco! Falco races around the ring, trying to make Ike dizzy!
Cranky: Why not? He obviously saw the man wasn't to be toppled with brute strength. Besides, it's working!
Diddy: Ike just clobbered his own teammates off the side of the ring! He was trying to hit Falco, but the bird was far too quick! Ike's getting frustrated out there! He wants to tag out, but there's no one to tag! Falco tags Meta Knight! Here comes the showdown! Meta Knight and Ike lock up now!
Cranky: Meta's pretty small, but he's putting up far more of a fight than Fox did!
Diddy: You've got that right! He's not knocking him down, but the struggle is pretty even! Now there's someone coming down to ringside! It's Star Wolf! He's Fox's biggest rival!
Cranky: He must be here to scout these competitors! Star Wolf is set to make his debut fairly soon!
Diddy: Looks like he's coming over here to join us on commentary! So, how goes it, Wolf?
Wolf: That's Star Wolf to you, monkey boy!
Diddy: Okay, no need to get touchy! So, I hear you're supposed to begin competing soon! Who's the first man on your list?
Wolf: You'll know soon enough. These things must be handled carefully!
Cranky: Meanwhile, in the ring, it looks like Ike has taken control of Meta Knight!
Diddy: He's got the star warrior in a headlock at the moment! Meta's wearing down!
Wolf: Hmm, this Ike character seems like someone worthy of my presence!
Diddy: I thought for sure your first choice would be your #1 rival Fox!
Wolf: No, that amateur is far too easy for me to beat. Watch, I'll show you!
Cranky: Star Wolf has left the table! He's walking over to the ring!
Diddy: Ike lets Meta Knight go, and he seems to be motioning something to Wolf! Now Wolf is climbing into the ring! He's beckoning Fox to enter the ring as well! The referee is trying to mediate! Now Meta Knight makes the tag to Fox, and here we go!
Cranky: But Wolf isn't even part of the match! The referee calls for the bell!
Diddy: The match is over, but the action isn't! The assassins both grab weapons from under the ring and go after Falco! Steel chair off the skull! Falco goes down, and now Fox and Meta Knight are trying to fight back! Fox goes after Wolf! Meta Knight goes after Ike!
Cranky: Falco's been knocked for a loop, so here come the assassins! It's 4 on 2 now!
Diddy: Uh oh! Ike catches Meta Knight with a low blow! Here comes his devastating final attack, it looks like we're going to see the Emblem Driver in action! There it is! Meta Knight is down for the count!
Cranky: Now Wolf has his rival Fox in a choke hold! And he delivers a thunderous chokeslam!
Diddy: Now the assassins deliver the facefirst plant on Falco outside the ring! Look at the carnage! The tag team of Fox, Falco, and Meta Knight were overmatched tonight! Star Wolf has chosen a side in the ongoing battle between Ash's forces and the heroes of SSB Live!
Cranky: He wasn't scheduled to compete until next week, but he wanted to send an early message to the rest of the fighters, and he just did! Ike and Wolf are a tag team to be feared!
(backstage, Jman and Nana)
Jman: Are you serious, doctor? Okay, I'll tell her. Goodbye. Nana, the injury to Popo is worse than they thought. I'm afraid he'll be unable to compete for a couple of months.
Nana: Oh no! That means we won't be able to defend the tag team titles against the assassins!
Ash (walks up): Oh, you'll be defending those titles all right. I don't care if you have to go it alone!
Jman: Come on, Adolf Ketchum! Can't you postpone the match?
Ash: That's Ash to you, Jman! The match will go on as scheduled! My assassins will not be denied their chance at a title because of an unfortunate injury! (walks away)
Jman: One day, one day I'll get him alone in the ring. It'll be an even bigger match than our first one!
Nana: (walks away).
Post by: Jman on March 09, 2009, 12:08:46 AM
Cranky: Since it would take a long time to introduce all of the ladies performing in this match, we'll just read off their names. We've got Princess Peach Toadstool, Zero Suit Samus, Nana, Princess Daisy, Jigglypuff, and Ash's cousin, Jenny McCalister!
Diddy: This is a big opportunity for one lucky lady, as we've already stated the prize at stake! The match starts and it's a brawl in the middle of the ring! Whoops! There goes Jigglypuff! We're already down to 5!
Cranky: It's a pretty common site for someone to get eliminated quickly in a big brawl like this! Look at that, as soon as I said it, Princess
Peach is eliminated!
Diddy: So we're down to four that quickly! Daisy knees Samus in the gut, and here's a DDT! Whoa, where did Daisy learn that move?
Cranky: Probably Luigi! Those two have spent more than a little time together lately.
Diddy: Speaking of Luigi, the world champion faces off against Link tonight, and surprisingly enough, that match is not the main event! Daisy eliminates Samus! There's only three left now!
Cranky: It's Daisy vs Nana vs Jenny! The ultimate prize is within their grasp!
Diddy: Daisy eliminates Jenny!
Cranky: Daisy has been a force to be reckoned with in this match! She's eliminated everyone!
Diddy: Now it's time to get down to basics! It's Nana vs Daisy with a title shot on the line! Daisy and Nana slug it out back and forth! It is possible Daisy and Luigi could one day be champions at the same time, like Link and Zelda were before the Melee!
Cranky: Yeah, but Luigi would need to beat Link and Daisy would need to win here, and then beat Zelda whenever she comes back! Which might not be for awhile unless Ganon gets his way!
Diddy: Nana sets up for her own version of the Ice Pick! She hits it! Nana's gonna do it! Nana's going to win this thing! She'll be the #1 contender if she can! She picks up a groggy Daisy and throws her to the out, no Daisy grabs the rope!
Cranky: She's hanging on for dear life! Nana's trying to push her over, and now Nana goes over the rope! Daisy wins!
Diddy: Daisy has won the battle royal! She will get a shot at the Womens' championship whenever the champion Zelda returns! But how long will that take? I think we'll find out soon enough!
(Bowser's office)
Ash: Bowser, I've got some good news for you. As of tonight, you are returning to action.
Bowser: Action? But that means...
Ash: Yes. I'll have to replace you as General Manager.
Bowser: What? You can't do this to the King of the Koopas!
Ash: You may be king of the koopas, but I'm the king of this show! Jenny, you will be the new General Manager.
Jenny: Thank you. I don't know what to say!
Ash: Don't get cocky. Now then, Bowser, you have a match and it is no disqualification. However, I have barred all outside interference. Your opponent is Lucario, so have fun.
Diddy: Whoa! Bowser has been relieved of his duties as GM, and he will have a match against Lucario, and that match is next!
Post by: Jman on March 09, 2009, 12:10:17 AM
Cranky: Something tells me Bowser's not even going to give Lucario a half centimeter. I feel sorry for the guy.
Diddy: Violent clothesline by Bowser, knocking Lucario to the canvas! Being a hardcore match, there are already several items in the ring. I see a sledgehammer, a table, a fire hydrant, etc. This could be a long match for Lucario!
Cranky: The force of that clothesline already made the rookie a little drowsy. Oh boy, from behind!
Diddy: Bowser breaks a sledgehammer over Lucario's back! That will send you reeling! Now he picks him up for the Super Koopa Slam! He hits it! Here's the cover, 1,2,3. Bowser picks up the easy victory!
Cranky: And thank goodness the match ended quickly. The last thing we need is to have someone get hurt just because Bowser is infuriated. I mean, I would be too, but no need to take your anger out on smaller opponents. Bowser grabs a microphone.
Bowser: Ash Ketchum! You think you can just remove me from my rightful position as GM and put your kid cousin in there? No way! For far too long, I have suffered under your foot! Well no more! I am going to plow my way back to the top of Super Smash Brothers! I am going to win the SSB Championship by any means necessary! And if you or your cousin get in my way, I won't hold back! I won't hold back for anyone anymore! I'm sick and tired of being pushed around! I'm the King of the Koopas for crying out loud!
Diddy: Whoa! Bowser just spiked the microphone on the ground like a football! Lucario is struggling to his feet, and Bowser's waiting for him! The match is over!
Cranky: This is how Bowser's always been! He takes his frustration out on whoever has bad enough luck to cross his path!
Diddy: Lucario's back to his feet, and Bowser grabs him by the neck! Chokeslam! Now Bowser leaves the ring! I just hope he's alleviated his temper!
Cranky: Lucario really got hosed tonight. He was thrown to the wolves, or just the wolf. Either way, he is still down, and hopefully he'll be able to get up from that thunderous chokeslam.
Diddy: Still to come tonight, Kirby takes on Wario in a match for the Nintendo Entertainment title, Jman and Paper Luigi in a handicap match against Ash's special forces, and Luigi vs Link in a match for the SSB title.
Post by: Jman on March 09, 2009, 12:12:30 AM
Cranky: Now that we've told you that, this next match is for the Nintendo Entertainment title! In one corner of the ring, we have our challenger tonight, he's one half of the former tag team champions, the Wicked Brothers, Wario! And in the other corner, we have our Nintendo Entertainment Champion, the hero of Dreamland, Kirby!
Diddy: There's the bell! Kirby is obviously much smaller than Wario, so he'll have to rely on his speed and wits to try and hang on to his title! He slides under Wario's enormous girth and now he's behind him! Dropkick to the back sends Wario stumbling forward! Kirby gets in the first blow!
Cranky: Kirby's so small, if Wario gets him with one of those powerslams, it could be over just like that. This match does feature the title on the line, so he's got to be careful!
Diddy: You've got that right! So far, Kirby's just been striking from behind, taking advantage of his speed vs Wario's size. Wario can't touch him so far! This should be interesting! Kirby with a hurricanrana! Wario is down, and it's all in the favor of everybody's favorite Star Warrior right now! Kirby is looking good early on!
Cranky: Wario needs to get his stuff together, or this might be a short match! There we go! He caught the Star Warrior in another kick!
Diddy: Kirby gets slammed hard to the canvas! This is exactly what Wario needs to do, ground the high flying champion! The force of that slam was so powerful, it might be over! Wario goes for the cover! 1,2, and Kirby got the shoulder up!
Cranky: Wario seizes momentum just like that! He's just waiting for Kirby to struggle to his feet!
Diddy: Uh oh! This is something Kirby didn't want to happen! Wario has snatched him up into an air tight bearhug! This could be it right here! Wario is freakishly strong, and he might squeeze the very life force out of the champion right here!
Cranky: Yeah, it looks like the end of Kirby's reign as the NE champion. If Wario happens to win it here, he's said to have an entire entourage to congratulate him! Kirby is going limp at the moment!
Diddy: The referee will go for his arm now. If Kirby's arm drops three times, it means that he has been knocked out, and the match will be over. He's getting darn close to passing out right now! His arm drops once! Kirby's been turning blue gradually. I think he's out! The arm falls a second time!
Cranky: That's it! We're gonna crown a new champion tonight!
Diddy: But Kirby gets his arm up this time! He's still conscious! Wario is ticked off, and now he goes for a powerslam, but Kirby counters! Kirby countered into a DDT! Both men are down!
Cranky: Talk about turning the tide! That bearhug took a lot out of Kirby, but he may just have an opening after that DDT counter!
Diddy: But that is the issue, that bearhug had to take a ton out of the NE champion! Kirby is struggling to his feet, and he is showing the effects of that hug! Wario is back to his feet as well! All Wario needs is one more good attack, and Kirby is done! Wario lines Kirby up for a spear! Here he comes! Oh! Kirby dodged it, and Wario hit the referee!
Cranky: Wario gets up and now Kirby grabs him! Starslam! Starslam!
Diddy: The starslam connects! Kirby falls on top of Wario!
Cranky: Wait a minute, there's no referee! Kirby's had him covered for over 3 seconds, so the match should have been over, but the referee is down, still feeling the effects from that powerful spear!
Diddy: Now we have a new referee running down to the ring! Wait a minute! That's Waluigi! What the heck is this?
Cranky: A plan worthy of an evil genius, that's what! Waluigi is going to help his brother win the title, just you watch!
Diddy: He'll have to wake him up first! The starslam is capable of knocking even the biggest foe unconscious! Kirby's going for the attack, but Waluigi dodges it! Kirby knows that assaulting officials is against the rules, but accidents happen. We saw that moments ago! Kirby is helpless! He can't beat up Waluigi, and I can only think that Waluigi won't count for him!
Cranky: Wario's back to his feet, but Kirby doesn't see him! He's got a chair!
Diddy: No way! This isn't a hardcore match! Chair to the back of Kirby! Kirby goes down, and Wario is going to steal this one! Now the real referee is back to his feet! He doesn't have a clue what's going on! Wario covers Kirby! 1,2,3! What a crock! Wario wins the Nintendo Entertainment title with minor help from his brother, who came out dressed in a referee outfit to psyche Kirby out!
Cranky: Wario is a genius! He is an evil genius! He had a gameplan, and he stuck to it! I believe that sticking the ref with that spear was planned, although Kirby was in the way. My guess is Wario wanted to spear him as well! Either way, he got the victory, and he's our new champion!
Diddy: Kirby lies in the ring a beaten man. An accidental spear by Wario to the referee opened the door for him to screw Kirby out of the championship! Wario said he had some friends here to watch him win the title tonight, so they must be in the back or something! Wario grabs a microphone.
Wario: And if you think that was-a good, just wait until next week! There are some friends-a of mine in the back, and-a they will be so happy to meet-a you all next week!
Cranky: So, Wario, the new champ, has some friends he wants us all to meet next week! Sounds like fun!
Diddy: Hey! Kirby's back on his feet! He sends Wario over the top rope from behind! Waluigi stays in the ring to fight, but Kirby wards him off with the chair Wario used to win the belt! Wario and Waluigi leave, and Kirby stays in the ring armed and dangerous!
Cranky: Don't go away, because we still have two matches of relative significance coming up! First, Link and Luigi renew their rivalry in a major matchup for the Super Smash Brothers title! After that, Jman and Luigi fight Ash's special forces in a handicap match!