Cranky: Mario vs Donkey Kong for the SSB title! Both men already in the ring! Mario punches up on long time rival DK.
Diddy: Come on DK! You can do it! DK with a massive clothesline to put Mario down! Mario back to his feet! DK gets an elbow in the gut! Mario with a Super DDT! Dk is down! 1,2, DK kicks out! Mario stalking Donkey Kong.
Cranky: My turn. DK catches a charging Mario with a chokeslam! 1,2, Mario kicks out. Now DK locks in the triangle chokehold. A devastating submission maneuver by DK. Trying to wear down Mario.
Diddy: An item box has fallen to the floor! DK breaks the hold and comes back with a homerun bat! Swing and Mario rolled out of the way! Swing and Mario flips over his head! Mario with a Super Mario superkick! DK is down! 1,2, DK powers out and Mario is stunned!
Cranky: Waitaminute! It's Bowser! Bowser is here! Bowser with Ash Ketchum by his side! What is going on?
Ash: Hello, Moron-o and Dinky Kong. You both know Bowser right? You fans in the stands know Bowser right?
CRanky: Ooh, harsh booing by the crowd. They want the match to continue!
Ash: Well at the Ultimate Smasher Tournament, It will be Mario against Donkey Kong against Bowser for the Super Smash Brothers Title!
Cranky: Holy cow! That's huge news! The SSB title match at the ultimate Smasher tournament has become a triple threat! Bowser vs Donkey Kong vs Mario!
Ash: But who knows who will be the champion going into the event? That is why whoever wins this match will not have to defend the title against anyone until the SSB tournament! Why not make this match intersting and add Bowser to the mix? Okay!
Cranky: What???? Oh my gosh! Bowser rushes into the ring and begins to total the competitors! Super Koopa slam to both men! cover on DK! 1,2, (count interrupted by Kirby's music, a punk version of the Kirby cartoon song)
CRanky: I don't believe what I'm seeing! Dreamland's hometown hero is here! He's supposed to be at the hospital! Kirby immediately pulls out his star rod! Smacks Bowser with it! The crowd goes nuts for their hometown hero! Kirby with a star warrior spinnaround DDT! Taking Bowser to the floor. Kirby heaves Bowser off the edge of the stadium! DK and Mario alone again!
Diddy: Here comes Link! Link goes after Kirby! Mario gets involved in the scuffle! As does DK! Mario disappeared! DK turns around to meet Mario's fist! He goes flying! It's over! No it's not! DK comes back! Donkey Kong with a huge sitdown Powerbomb on Mario! Come on DK! Both men down! DK crawls on top of Mario! 1,2, kickout! Oh man! DK almost had his first SSB title!
Cranky: Bowser's back! Unbelieveable but true! Bowser pulls Mario off the side of the ring and hits the Super koopa slam! Cover by Bowser! 1,2,3! But Mario got his foot on the rope! Bowser pins Mario, oh, now the ref saw his mistake! The match will continue!
Diddy: And DK takes out Bowser! Wait! Here comes King K. Rool! K.Rool beats on a tired DK! Here comes Jman! Jman teamed with Luigi Lover and Trainman earlier to vanquish the villains earlier tonight! And the referee calls for the bell! It's a draw! But the stars keep fighting! Jman hits a tombstone piledriver on Bowser! Tombstone to K.Rool! Marioguy comes down! Luigi Lover and Trainman come down and take out Marioguy!
Cranky: What a night from Dreamland! Some tempers are flaring tonight as Luigi lover, Jman, Trainman, Mario and Donkey Kong stand tall in the ring! And here comes Ash again!
Ash: I hope you 5 can cherish this moment! Because next week, it will be you five, Donkey Kong, Luigi Lover, Mario, Trainman and Jman, against Bowser, K.Rool, Marioguy, Wario and Waluigi!
Cranky: WHOA! Can you believe it? The surprises never end! see you next time! From Dreamland Stadium, Cranky and Diddy Kong saying good night everybody!
I tell you this... *mind goes blank* I forgot my line!