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« Reply #195 on: September 27, 2010, 11:27:42 PM »
Just breed an M&M with a Jawbreaker and call it a day. I shall call it... the Mawbreaker.
Which coincidentally/conveniently enough, actually makes sense.
If she is indeed genetically mutated such that she has an eye in the back of her head, then I guess that she is genetically mutated and has an eye in the back of her head.

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #196 on: September 28, 2010, 05:42:48 PM »
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

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« Reply #197 on: September 30, 2010, 09:47:03 AM »
Ah, just found that M&M copypasta:


Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 07840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #198 on: September 30, 2010, 07:58:13 PM »
I lost again.

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #199 on: October 03, 2010, 12:14:33 PM »
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #200 on: October 05, 2010, 04:26:24 PM »
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #201 on: October 05, 2010, 05:14:46 PM »
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

« Reply #202 on: October 05, 2010, 05:53:13 PM »
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ShadowBrain

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« Reply #203 on: October 05, 2010, 06:08:01 PM »
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #204 on: October 05, 2010, 09:45:46 PM »
Was I the only one who first thought it was showing a pic of Colin Mochrie?
You didn't say wot wot.

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #205 on: October 05, 2010, 10:24:08 PM »
It's likely.

"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Turtlekid1

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« Reply #206 on: October 06, 2010, 10:10:27 AM »
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Kojinka

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« Reply #207 on: October 06, 2010, 10:24:35 AM »

Doesn't matter.  I lost way back at the Shogun Mario.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #208 on: October 06, 2010, 03:26:31 PM »
Oh, you better believe I lost.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #209 on: October 07, 2010, 09:15:20 PM »
I lost too.

ROM hacking with a slice of life.

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