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Miscellaneous => Fan Creations => Topic started by: Fifth on July 14, 2007, 01:08:16 AM
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geocities.com%2Ff4fth%2Fmario-breathe.jpg&hash=d37e111dec1bcab62dd04b9e86ed58ea)
You may have seen the ads saying such.
If not: (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geocities.com%2Ff4fth%2Fad-breathe.gif&hash=ed06eb57c4acb37bcc063b10089bb816)
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Wow, so people find Mario sexy when he wonders how he breathes underwater? People have some freaking weird tastes nowadays.
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1. Check that mouth and/or nose is clear.
2. Contract diaphragm.
3. Release diaphragm.
4. ????
5. PROFIT!
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1. Firefox
2. Adblock Plus and Adblock Filter.G Updater
3. ????
4. PROFIT!
'Cause I can't even see that GIF, Fifth. Not even when I copy its URL to the address bar. Nice underwater block and coral sprite effects.
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Mario inhaled a pair of Magical Air Fairies a really long time ago. They found his lungs comfortable and decided to live in them forever. Mario demands that they keep his lungs filled with air at all times, rather than charge them rent. It's quite a common occurence in the Mushroom Kingdom, actually. The reason he has an air limit in some games is because his Air Fairies are out of town on vacation in those games.
Sadly, when Mario gets old, he'll die from a combination of memory loss and suffocation. The Fairies will go on a vacation and he'll forget to breathe while they're gone.
Woot. Randomness.
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Clicky (http://lizarddude.kontek.net/Breathe.html)
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I love the picture, fifth. Very clever.
Mario inhaled a pair of Magical Air Fairies a really long time ago. They found his lungs comfortable and decided to live in them forever. Mario demands that they keep his lungs filled with air at all times, rather than charge them rent. It's quite a common occurence in the Mushroom Kingdom, actually. The reason he has an air limit in some games is because his Air Fairies are out of town on vacation in those games.
Sadly, when Mario gets old, he'll die from a combination of memory loss and suffocation. The Fairies will go on a vacation and he'll forget to breathe while they're gone.
Woot. Randomness.
Wow. You should write a fanfic about those fairies. (once you've finished your other fanfics, or run out of ideas for them, or need to take a break from them)
Wow, so people find Mario sexy when he wonders how he breathes underwater? People have some freaking weird tastes nowadays.
I dunno, I think he looks kinda cute in that picture. :)
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Judging by these ads, I'd say we're the biggest Mario fans there are. I just want to beat up those stupid Akon fans!
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I just remembered something about SMG: How does Mario breathe in space?
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg106.imageshack.us%2Fimg106%2F9431%2Fspacesmallgg5.png&hash=f8ffd994fef79df2c60166a1af465ee0) (http://wheresdezzer.googlepages.com/howdoibreatheinspace.JPG)
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I have a feeling he may have borrowed a few Blue Lums from Rayman.
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Nice artwork.
But with my css script and a bunch of major ad servers blocked with the Terminal, most ads don't appear on my browser anymore, those Google ones included.
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looking good! i like it :)
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I just remembered something about SMG: How does Mario breathe in space?
He doesn't. That's a Mario-esque robot. ;P
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Wow. You should write a fanfic about those fairies. (once you've finished your other fanfics, or run out of ideas for them, or need to take a break from them)
I've got my hands full at the moment. Finishing LAS3. Reviving MGWV. All that good stuff. Though if I were to do such a crazy thing, it would totally go in the other fanfics department along with A Kirby Picnic and Melee Café.
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Looks like Mario put out a new album.
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Yeah this is the album that actually has that song.
(Hey, that baby is wearing Mario clothes.)
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Good point. Videogames don't have to make sense. Movies based on videogames make that very clear, where it just seems absurd.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.kaneva.com%2F50846%2F80741%2FMarioRap_la.gif&hash=42271e22074179d42fc969662dc8db06)
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Wait, what?
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Tell him how he's supposed to breathe with no air! (http://lizarddude.kontek.net/NoAir.html)
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When you unlock the alternate title screens in Mario Kart 7, one of them explicitly shows Mario holding his breath while driving underwater.
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Holding his breath? You mean there's not some kind of magical air bubble that allows drivers to breathe while underwater?
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My brother showed that to me and I was both puzzled and made profoundly aware of the reality of underwater driving. Somebody should try parking in the middle of an aquatic race and make him sweat it out.