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Mario Chat / Re: Why did Birdo serve Wart?
« on: August 05, 2017, 02:23:22 AM »
Birdo spends most of her time being an evil henchwoman
Not at all. Let's look at every non-sports game with Birdo:

Super Mario Bros. 2Evil henchwoman
Wario's Woods — Helpful ally of Toad against Wario
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars — Peacefully sitting in an egg, asks Mario to play. Mario and party RUTHLESSLY SHATTER HER EGG UNPROVOKED, she still plays with them for awhile and then nicely gives them a key. Thought: "I just love life!"
Mario & Luigi: Superstar SagaEvil henchwoman
Captain Rainbow — Locked in jail for using the women's restroom and your girlfriend once you free her
Paper Mario: Sticker Star — Pop star
Paper Mario: Color Splash — Pop star

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Mario Chat / Re: Why did Birdo serve Wart?
« on: August 04, 2017, 06:35:03 PM »
Birdo's primary motivation has always been depicted as lust. In SMRPG she gives you a key after calling you cute. In M&LSS she joins Popple because she's in love with him. In Captain Rainbow she immediately makes you her boyfriend after you rescue her from jail. In both PMSS and PMCS she sings about romance.

So even though it's not addressed in-game, I'd say she was undoubtedly serving Wart because she loved him.

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Mario Chat / Car 54
« on: August 03, 2017, 12:52:10 PM »
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnU-2HRJNO4" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnU-2HRJNO4</a>


I'd been familiar with this ad for a long time and heard it a lot on WTMK and stuff, but never truly understood what it was doing until now:


<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5MkCAwupe0" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5MkCAwupe0</a>


Curse my ignorance of 1960s television programs.

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Mario Chat / Re: Can we talk about the Mario Teaches Typing Blooper?
« on: August 03, 2017, 03:50:54 AM »
No. He mustn't be distracted from getting married.

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Mario Chat / Re: Can we talk about the Mario Teaches Typing Blooper?
« on: August 02, 2017, 09:01:03 PM »
No. Let Deezer rest. He deserves some peace in his twilight years.

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Mario Chat / Can we talk about the Mario Teaches Typing Blooper?
« on: July 30, 2017, 06:48:27 PM »

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Game Blog / Re: New Mario and Yoshi games unveiled at E3 2017
« on: July 18, 2017, 01:40:43 PM »
Dude, Grant Kirkhope is doing the music for Kingdom Battle.

I think this game sets some kind of all-time record for pre-release swing difference from "this seems horrible" to "this seems incredible".

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario and Luigi's father revealed...?
« on: June 30, 2017, 07:30:42 PM »
They are. That's what the timer represents in SMB1-4.

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Mario Chat / Re: Encyclopedia Super Mario Bros. (book)
« on: June 21, 2017, 02:55:04 PM »
Apparently Amazon UK canceled preorders in May. Not a good sign. Hopefully just some kind of delay but there's a chance the localization may have been canceled.

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Game Blog / Re: New Mario and Yoshi games unveiled at E3 2017
« on: June 18, 2017, 02:50:21 AM »
Uh, you really should. It's straight-up Mario XCOM... which is awesome.

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Game Blog / Re: New Mario and Yoshi games unveiled at E3 2017
« on: June 17, 2017, 05:20:45 PM »
The best thing about this is getting a higher bitrate version of the soundtrack, rather than heavily compressed GBA music.

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Site Discussion / Re: Which staff member will wed first?
« on: June 07, 2017, 01:18:51 AM »
Wow, congratulations! You beat all the staff/mods/regulars besides Toad.

The original battle still rages though.

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Site Discussion / Re: Which staff member will wed first?
« on: June 06, 2017, 08:16:48 PM »
The forum may be dead, but its soul can never rest until this poll is resolved.


Current knowledge:

Deezer, MEGAߥTE, Lizard Dude – Pretty sure they're not married
J.J., David Dayton, Sapphira – No freakin' clue
Chupperson – I think he lives with a longtime girlfriend but isn't married

Additionally:

Suffix, Black Mage, TEM – All found longtime Asian love but none are actually married to my knowledge

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Video Game Chat / Re: New Nintendo 2DS XL
« on: April 28, 2017, 04:40:59 AM »
lol, what the heck.

Combining the fugly low pixel density of the XL screen with the total lack of 3D of the 2DS—this is the worst possible version of the 3DS to my tastes.

At least it folds.

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General Chat / Re: Randumb Garfield
« on: February 25, 2017, 06:17:54 AM »
Anyone found themselves in the vid yet?  :)

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