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Author Topic: The Door (joke about serious issues here)  (Read 32504 times)

« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2009, 06:27:10 PM »


EDIT: Good save there, Nenson.
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« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2009, 06:29:48 PM »
What did the misoginistic man say to the feminist woman?

go make me a sandwich while you clean the toilet and later we'll have sex in the missionary position and if you get pregnant you'll just have to deal with that yourself
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« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2009, 06:35:24 PM »
You can't have sex with an apple before you eat it
You have no imagination.
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« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2009, 01:59:48 AM »
Bobman you ruined that joke. The correct version is not "can't", it's "don't".
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« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2009, 02:47:08 AM »

« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2009, 12:19:53 PM »
You'd have instantly won this thread if Jim Morrison had been standing in front of an actual door there.
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« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2009, 01:31:54 PM »
Forest Guy you ruined my name.

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« Reply #22 on: August 10, 2009, 10:52:07 AM »
Why did Kim Jong-Il cross the road?

Well, normally it would be to threaten firing missiles at America but since he's actually DEAD and the North Korean government is covering up the fact that he's DEAD he didn't actually cross the road at all, at least not in this case.
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« Reply #23 on: August 10, 2009, 03:41:10 PM »


Okay, I left the joking at a Door.
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« Reply #24 on: August 10, 2009, 03:51:57 PM »
Your mom met Weird Al?  Neat!
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« Reply #25 on: August 10, 2009, 04:54:08 PM »
I have never seen such a sick burn dished on these forums in quite a while, at least not in such a completely unprovoked way.

I think Weegee would make a much better Ped Xing.
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« Reply #26 on: August 10, 2009, 05:18:20 PM »
That being said, I would LOVE to have been your mom that guy in that picture. Really, is that someone you know, Bigluigifan?
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« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2009, 05:28:50 PM »
That's the former keyboardist of the Doors.
I'm a horrible person.

« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2009, 06:26:41 PM »
...Who happens to be standing in front of a door along with Weird Al, who recently released a song parodying the Doors' style? If it weren't such a cliche to mention, I'd say that you've won this thread.
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« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2009, 08:17:15 PM »
Just wait until dc804 ctaches wind of this... "discussion". The man will have a field day.
Heck yes!

I took my girlfriend for an abortion today. Apparently its considered bad manners to pass round a bag of jelly babies in the waiting room. Ungrateful slags.


A woman gives birth, and a nurse takes the baby into an adjacent room to clean it up. She re-enters and approaches the mother, the babe wrapped up in a towel in her arms.

"Congratulations," she says. "It's a healthy baby girl." As she says this, she accidentally drops the baby, which promptly lands right on its squishy noggin.

"My baby!" screams the mother.

"Don't worry, I'll get it!" smiles the nurse.

However, she unfortunately stumbles and places her foot right on the baby's face, before accidentally kicking it across the room. It hits the wall with a sickening crack before the nurse runs over to it, peels it off the floor and throws it out of the window.

"What are you doing?!" yells the mother.

"April Fools!" replies the nurse. "It was already dead!"



I locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the other night.

It turns out they get really angry when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger.
« Last Edit: August 10, 2009, 08:20:19 PM by dc804 »
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