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Author Topic: If the World was a Person...  (Read 9101 times)

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« on: October 12, 2009, 11:02:21 PM »
...What would you say to it?

That is, if the collective mentality of the human race was personified as one person, what would you tell them?
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Forest Guy

  • Anything else?
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2009, 11:28:11 PM »
If the world were a person... probably something like "Kiss my ass."
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Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2009, 11:52:25 PM »
Yeah see, this is exactly what I'm talking about.
That was a joke.

Forest Guy

  • Anything else?
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2009, 12:01:53 AM »
Whoooooooosh.
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« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2009, 12:05:39 AM »
How much do you hate yourself?
As a game that requires six friends, an HDTV, and skill, I can see why the majority of TMK is going to hate on it hard.

Forest Guy

  • Anything else?
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2009, 12:16:30 AM »
At least Mr. Wiggles understood the humor in that statement.
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Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2009, 12:42:46 AM »
I would probably just look down and slowly shake my head in disgust.

If I told the Personified World what I wanted to say, it would just make matters worse.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2009, 07:00:28 AM »
I read this as "If the World was a Prison..."

Also it should be "were".
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2009, 01:11:12 PM »
I would kill it, getting an insane amount of souls and become unstoppable.
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« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2009, 01:43:09 PM »
I would try being the best of friend with World. But then I will keep wanting more and more from him. Then I will rape him of all he is worth, try to make decisions for his life, and never pay him back anything in return. I will also nickname his siblings things like Mars, Venus and Pluto then I will kill Pluto because he is short. Then when World is in a terrible condition and can not possibly survive another five minutes (literally, World is terminal now) for how I have treated him, I shall say "sorry, I was wrong to do that to you" even though I would do the same thing again if given another chance. Then I will bang his mom.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2009, 01:50:50 PM »
I would totally try and fight him/her.
every

« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2009, 01:51:59 PM »
I would kill it, getting an insane amount of souls and become unstoppable.

Statements like this clearly signify that YOU ARE PLAYING WAY TOO MUCH OF A PARTICULAR GAME.

Dc, be sure to go for Venus after Earth kicks the bucket. She's red hot.
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SolidShroom

  • Poop Man
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2009, 02:10:02 PM »
Man or woman, I would most certainly copulate with it.

« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2009, 02:20:23 PM »
Chuck Norris beat you to it.
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Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2009, 03:56:01 PM »
Chuck Norris beat you.

Fixed.

Also, what I would say would depend heavily on whether tact was a factor.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2009, 04:14:46 PM »
I'd just say... "calm down".
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2009, 02:10:39 PM »
If I were a doctor and Earth came in to the office an asked me about his extremely high fever, I would know exactly how to get his temperature back to normal. The medicine is very expensive so Earth plays me in a game of cards. I lose, so I have to pay for the medicine out of my pocket. It is very expensive medicine, and I really do not want to spend that much. Then I will have an idea on how to get out of this. I will say to World "this is supposed to happen, it is completely natural, there is no such thing as fevers."
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2009, 02:23:03 PM »
At first I thought the topic was "If the World was a P-Switch".

Anyway, I'd say "you've got issues" and send the World to a psychiatrist.
You didn't say wot wot.

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2009, 02:52:20 PM »
I would wave my head at it teasingly, then go in, pounding it over and over again, in and out, until we were both hot and sweaty. Afterwards it would give me money.
















If the world was a P-switch.
every

« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2009, 06:49:17 PM »
Glorb post did tickle my funny bone when I got to the punchline, but I must protest: You cannot pound a P-Switch in and out.

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #20 on: October 29, 2009, 03:44:47 PM »
"You might want to do something about those parasites that are always fighting each other."
Regards, Uncle Dolan

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