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Title: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 26, 2003, 01:11:41 PM
It's what's for dinner.



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: jon on August 26, 2003, 01:35:16 PM
Lizard Dude, as much as we love cows, showing that picture of you is quite disturbing....

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Screech on August 26, 2003, 03:51:52 PM
HA HA HA! HA HA HA! Udder! Get it!?! HA HA HA! 'cause it's a cow?! That's funny! HA HA HA! whew.

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Black Mage on August 26, 2003, 05:31:09 PM
I'm disappointed with the udder lack of "Madess" I was promised.

Edited by - Black Mage on 8/26/2003 4:42:04 PM
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 26, 2003, 09:41:27 PM
Is that a new form of Mad Cow Disease? Like maybe breast cancer? Sorry.

Darn. Just another mess o’ Chocolate Pan Dowdy.
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Luigison on August 26, 2003, 10:20:37 PM








Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: jon on August 26, 2003, 11:03:57 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Black Mage on August 26, 2003, 11:43:08 PM
 My earlier comment is now retracted.

 My Madess craving has been tended to.
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 27, 2003, 10:52:13 AM
Luigison, I think you milked this one to death. Don't have a cow because there's nothing more to see here. Moove along.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 28, 2003, 10:52:02 PM
I don't know which post was funnier - Luigison's or Lizard Dude's.

Darn. Just another mess o’ Chocolate Pan Dowdy.
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: TEM on August 29, 2003, 03:32:19 PM
I think Luigison's post offered more cows and maddness then Lizard dudes.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: TEM on August 29, 2003, 03:33:03 PM


Edited by - Master_Luigi on 8/29/2003 2:38:07 PM
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: TEM on August 29, 2003, 03:33:07 PM


Edited by - Master_Luigi on 8/29/2003 2:37:46 PM
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: TEM on August 29, 2003, 03:33:07 PM
Yikes! Sorry about the quadruple post.

Edited by - Master_Luigi on 8/29/2003 2:38:48 PM
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Insane Steve on August 31, 2003, 12:56:30 PM
Ok, we have "Madess", "Maddness" - unforunately, I have yet to see and "Udder Madness" - and that is the only variety I can truly respect. Sorry guys.

Stupid Quotes: (2nd edition)
"Cassius is actually makes the correct decisions."
~Me - in one of my -Honors- English compositions.
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Black Mage on August 31, 2003, 07:50:41 PM
 Who said anything about Udder Madness?
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 31, 2003, 10:23:45 PM
Yeah Steve, what the heck?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 01, 2003, 06:43:18 PM
. . . What in the world is madness?!



Darn. Just another mess o’ Chocolate Pan Dowdy.

Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 01, 2003, 11:06:14 PM
Steve's got some 'splainin to do...

I'm sure we'd all like to know.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Forest Guy on September 01, 2003, 11:28:24 PM
I'll show you some madness! *Pulls lever, room fills up with milk* How's that for madness?

Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Ushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 08, 2003, 12:13:19 AM
Udder Madess



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Black Mage on September 08, 2003, 05:26:30 AM
 I couldn't have said it better myself.
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Markio on September 08, 2003, 04:55:57 PM
You mean couldn't have not said it better yourself.

I never lie.  AND I DO NOT HAVE ANGER PROBLEMS!  And I''m never sad*sniff*.  And I''m perfectly *cough* healthy.  I never lie.
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: WarpRattler on September 28, 2003, 01:14:12 AM
Hahahahahaha!



("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who

...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.

Edited by - donotcare95 on 9/28/2003 12:15:54 AM

Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: WarpRattler on November 02, 2003, 12:27:18 AM
The cow says, "Moooooooooo!"

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Oh, and Lizard Dude:"And there was this great Food Festival! Did you know that food this and food that...."-jon
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on November 02, 2003, 09:12:54 PM
That picture with the chocolate ice cream was really disturbing.

If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Lizard Dude on November 02, 2003, 09:19:31 PM
This Thread

It's DEAD, Jim!



I’m not stupid, I’m LD.

Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Blackmage on November 03, 2003, 02:44:32 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F130.89.160.183%2Fjig%2Ffora%2Fstupidthreadwarning.gif&hash=8c6d2a095de62abdb262f5881ef851e2)
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on November 03, 2003, 07:51:03 AM
Oh my!
All you people are really "cow-sick"!!

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Luigison on November 03, 2003, 09:51:34 AM
I think this is what Blackmage wanted:


Warning!
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Lizard Dude on November 03, 2003, 12:47:54 PM
Uh, yeah, I'll have to agree that this thread o' mine is rather stupid now that the original thread it parodied is gone.



I’m not stupid, I’m LD.

Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 02, 2004, 01:10:41 AM
How now, fat cow?



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”

Edited by - Lizard Dude on 2/1/2004 11:11:04 PM

Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Luigison on February 02, 2004, 10:28:43 PM
Sometimes stupid is funny, but that is just plain stupid.

"I am Error."
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: jon on February 02, 2004, 10:46:49 PM
Ummmm, new cow picture.

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 13, 2005, 10:54:31 AM



I bte yuo cna rdae tihs by lkooign at it.

Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: TEM on September 13, 2005, 03:38:08 PM
All you need.



Time slowed and Reality bent.

But on and on the Eggman went.

Edited by - TEM on 9/13/2005 2:38:37 PM

Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Glorb on September 14, 2005, 11:12:41 AM
Lizard Dude, that is the single most freakishly wierd and stupid and gross and unfunny comic strip I have ever seen. If it were in real life, it might be funnier due to the circumstances, but this is just sad. And that pic with the baby is retarded. It takes five minutes to load on my computer, and I get THIS?!

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Watoad on September 14, 2005, 11:46:20 AM
Glorb, I'm not going to stop hounding you for speaking insultingly to everyone around here. If you keep it up, then you won't be any different from those who have been banned for doing the same thing. Ending up with that kind of a reputation won't do you any good, I assure you.

And since I'm already posting here, I'll go ahead and say that I loved both of the most recent bovimages. The comic was particularly funny, and I thought the cartoonist made very clever use of the limited space in those confined rectangles.

"Dang, TEM lives in a low-quality area." ~ Lizard Dude
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Insane Steve on September 14, 2005, 02:28:15 PM
LD's comic is highly remniscent of the Perry Bible Fellowship (I think that's what it was called) online comic strip. I mean, quite a bit.

And to answer myself from two years ago, I have no idea what I was thinking. I think I was just having a really bad day that day.

~I.S.~
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: TEM on September 14, 2005, 07:25:03 PM
I agree. I looks a lot like PBF; I wouldn't be surprised if it was copyright Nicholas Gurewitch!

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 14, 2005, 07:42:40 PM
I still don't get that PBF.
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Watoad on September 14, 2005, 08:05:55 PM
I'm actually not much of a PBF fan myself, but this particular comic (hosted by www.pbfcomics.com) strikes my funny chord.

"Dang, TEM lives in a low-quality area." ~ Lizard Dude
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 15, 2005, 01:25:24 AM
The pig ends up looking like an udder! Ahahahahaha!

That's udder madess for you.

I bte yuo cna rdae tihs by lkooign at it.
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Mr. Koopa on September 15, 2005, 10:09:20 AM
ouch glorb.

"I love that place! I always win because Every time I put a dollar in the machine I get 4 quarters!"
-Chris Griffin from Family Guy
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Glorb on September 15, 2005, 11:46:34 AM
*sigh* I'm sorry, but I wasn't trying to insult LD, and I don't even think he was. If so, my apologies. But really, this is a topic? This is General Chat, yet most people interpret that to mean Pointless Wierd Crap Topics Chat. Not to say this topic is Pointless Wierd Crap, but really...admittadly, I did see the glint of humor in that strip, but it was (at first) outweighed by the wierdness. Now I see that it is funny. Just don't attack me for having negative opinions, okay?

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 15, 2005, 11:52:24 AM
Sorry for bringing this back everyone, but this thread only made sense in the context of the threads that were around two years ago. It's a parody.

But I needed to post the pig comic.

I bte yuo cna rdae tihs by lkooign at it.
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Watoad on September 15, 2005, 01:30:07 PM
I don't know why Mr. Koopa made that "ouch" comment because I was warning you, not attacking you. While I can't and won't complain about you having negative opinions—I don't know anyone who doesn't—I will continue to bother you as long as you're rude to others. If I don't keep after you, then my only options are either (a) to just let you be rude—which would mean that I might as well invite marioguy and the others to come on back—or (b) to ban you, which I don't want to do.

If you don't like how this board works or the kinds of stuff that we post here, then you're of course allowed to leave voluntarily. I certainly would have left years ago if my opinion were that this board is nothing more than "Pointless Weird Crap."

To be honest, I never actually got the parody in the first place, Type of Lizard, but I've enjoyed this topic since it began and especially since Luigison added his 4¢ (as you may recall, goofy image posting was rare and therefore a real treat back in those days). So for my sake at least, you needn't apologize.

"Dang, TEM lives in a low-quality area." ~ Lizard Dude
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: TEM on September 15, 2005, 01:45:24 PM
I don't care if the original topic this one parodied is gone, I still love it.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on September 15, 2005, 02:02:34 PM
Ha ha ha!  Udder madness.  That's great.  Sometimes I wonder what makes some people to become so obsessed with udders.  but maybe that's just me and I hope it's not.  My next signature might be "Cows rule!  Pigs oink."

LD, could you tell me what your first picture looks like?  I can't see it and many others too.

Watoad: Maybe we do need a pointless garbage area.  It would be nice to have so that you guys could sort dumb stuff over to that so less people see it (I'm not insulting anyone, just dreaming).  Except for this one and Pointless Topic and a few others which are pretty funny. :)

And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Markio on September 15, 2005, 03:51:16 PM
If there was a garbage area on the Fungi Forums it would have to use some word like "decompose", or "mulch" or something clever.

EDIT: "Garbage" area.  We certainly don't need a garage area.  Unless...

“Of all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say ‘cheese’ first.”

Edited by - Markio on 9/15/2005 4:19:00 PM
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Black Mage on September 15, 2005, 05:10:46 PM
It's a sad day Lizard Dude apologizes for posting humor.

 The strip was very funny.
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Watoad on September 15, 2005, 05:33:11 PM
Yoshisaurus, I can see why you're suggesting that, but I don't really think that it would either work or do this place any good. Such a thing would probably get just as many complaints as (or more than) we get already, I imagine, and I don't think that it would fit with the forums. How do I put this . . . here, I'll quote someone else:



"Have you noticed that since someone posted the SF topic, [t]here's been a lot of topics here devoted to something, instead of the ramdom insanity that usually takes place here?"

~ FLUDD, November 10, 2002[SF is probably for Star Fox.]



My experience with the Fungi Forums has been the same—insanity and weirdness is a lot of what this place is. Or maybe those are just words that some people use for what many of us here think of as "interesting," "funny," or even "worthwhile." I mean, compared to "normal life," a fat plumber who runs all day long, jumps to impossible heights, and battles a giant dinosaur-dragon monster to save a princess in a pink dress sounds a lot like insanity and weirdness to me.



Sorry to bust your dream bubble, though. :/ It's nice of you to think of other people like that. ;)



"Dang, TEM lives in a low-quality area." ~ Lizard Dude

Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on September 16, 2005, 11:13:59 PM
Ha, I was kind of kinding about that.  I meant to say we need an area we can train newbies to act mature and not join the regular forums until they 're just like us!  Fungi Boot camp with sargeant Deezer! (that was also a joke)

And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Ultima Shadow on September 16, 2005, 11:53:49 PM
Watoad, I never knew that there used to be a post to a page!

I''ve noticed something amongst some people''s signatures- they''re not always perfektt.
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Luigison on September 17, 2005, 12:01:23 AM
Looking back at this I am ashamed that I didn't host the pictures myself.  Sorry for the dead links.
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: TEM on September 17, 2005, 07:58:51 AM
*TEM gives Luigison the scarlet letter of "B" for bandwidth-eater*

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Markio on September 17, 2005, 08:53:28 AM
I've read this thread since it was started, but it wasn't 'til just now that I saw the typo in the title.

“Of all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say ‘cheese’ first.”
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Black Mage on September 17, 2005, 10:39:57 AM
 Just now, Markio? You must've been udderly confused then, huh?
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Markio on September 17, 2005, 12:18:05 PM
Har har! I'm blaming TMK for my descent into madess...

“Of all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say ‘cheese’ first.”
Title: Re: What Udder Madess Is This??
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on November 19, 2005, 12:30:39 AM
With the new forum board comes a return of an old favorite!

Has anyone played the internet game Udder Madness?  A friend told me about it but it sounded so gross (cows explode if you don't milk them fast enough) that I didn't even try it.