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Forum Games / Re: Kookymon The Topic 3000(Not MARIO BECAUSE I CAN)
« on: May 01, 2002, 09:15:40 PM »
Ricky: None of that! We'll steal them together!
Both: Hahahaha!
Mitch grabbed the nearest thing to him.
Joseph: Put me down, mitch!
And swung him into ricky.
Ricky: Grrr! You wanna tick me off? Smough-king, go!
Joseph: Him again, I won't even waste my time! Ashley, YOU could even finish off this bozo!
Ashley: M-me? *gulp* Babbit go!
Babbit jumped out of the kookyball.
Ashley: Rabid Bite!
Babbit began to foam at the mouth. It reared back and bit smough-king!
Meuseum Director: Smough-king's been poisoned!
Ricky: Toxic fart!
Smough-king beagan to rumble and shake. It turned backwards and let out gas, the stench of which, has never been smelt on this earth before and never will again. Babbit, took a whiff and instantly fell over unconsious from the mere smell.
Joseph: I don't beleive it! How come you didn't use that attack on me last time!
Ricky:... I never thought of it. Oh well.
Lucy: hey! ricky you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind, Hey ricky!*
Ashley: Grown ups are sad.
A smug look appeared on her face.
Ashley: Go Missingno!**
Missingno(Previously juju) slid forth.
Ashley: Flame shot!
Missingno turned bright red and a humongous stream of fire flew from the scrambled, barely visible mouth, of the kookymon.
Ashley: And now to finish you off...
A little man with a clipboard walked out and whispered into her ear. He then walked away.
Ashley: Sorry I can't finish you off now, It is
TO BE CONTINUED...

Yeah, your like an inch away from my face and it is REALLY creepin'' me out.

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Forum Games / Captain N:episode 3-Journey to Segaland!
« on: May 30, 2002, 04:13:10 PM »
Last time...
Kevin started his journey to segaland, where the stikman headquarters is. as well as some powerful allies. Samus and kirby fell into a pit and foiled the evil Bill Gates in his cheap Get-Rich scheme. now they can't get home.

 Kevin steared toward the open sea. He loved the feel of flying a helicopter. He had more important things to do though. He remembered how much lana had wanted her father back.
"Woof!" duke barked happily. "Someone shut that dog up!" Said Simon Belmont. Just then, they noticed something just ahead. It was a giant ship. No it was flying. Kevin realized it was a derigible. It was also headed right for them! Kevin manuevered low and just missed the huge aircraft. "Watch where you're going!" shouted megaman. Megaman and DK, who were in the back, looked behind them. On the blimp was a large face shape. It was white with circle eyes and roughly resembled a skull. They flew on without any more interuptions.

Kirby huffed and puffed as he ran through the tunnels. Samus followed. Soon they realized it was hopeless. they had been looking for hours and every tunnel led them back to the factory. It was a never ending maze. "Why don't you just call queen lanna with the communicater in your helmet."
"You dipstick! Don't you think I tried that already? We're so far underground that the signal can't get through! For crying out loud stop breathing like that! Your puffing up to twice your size!"
Kirby exhaled. "thanks. I didn't notice."
As they wandered around, Kirby had a strange feeling that they weren't alone.

Kevin landed on an island. He had to refuel and make sure that the blimp had not damaged anything. "What's the name of this island?" asked kevin. "Funny name." said mario. "It's called 'Katelox'. Ever heard of it?"
"Now that you mention it, I think I have." said kevin, checking the fuel.
"I Have!" cried pit."This is the halfway point between Videoland and all other kingdoms. If you wanna go somewhere, you gotta go through here. It's good for buisiness and it's a popular tourist site." he said.
"Megaman. Mario. I need you to go into town and get a map. They should be easy enough to find." He said.
"Sure thing, captain!" said mario.

In the shopping arcade. they had no trouble finding an atlas with detailed instructions on finding Segaland. But on they're way out, they noticed a burning building. there were also cries for help loudly heard inside. "quick!" said magaman! "We need water! Mario, go get-"
but his friend was gone. He knew exactly where he was. Inside the building.
Mario ran into the  building. He threw peices of wood and brick to the side and made a path.he finally reached a pair of apparently stable stairs. he bounced up them and reached the top just as they crumbled beneath him. He looked down, grimaced, and went on. He discovered that The noise was a little boy. trapped under a steel beam. Mario ran to the side and lifted the beam just enough for the boy to get out from under it. "C'mon!" he said. he came to a window. "What are you doing!?!" the boy cried.
"The stairs are out!" He said.
"You can't make it!" screamed the boy.
And indeed he wouldn't be able to make it. except for one thing. You see, Mario had the uncanny ability to jump from impossibly high places and land on his feet, intact. He even demonstrated this when he jumped out of an airplane. He had a sprained ankle but was otherwise unhurt. This earned him a spot in the book of world records.
Mario grabbed the boy in his arms and jumped. he landed on the dirt outside with a thud. He  set the boy down and he immediately ran to his mother.
"How did this fire start?" asked megaman.
"It was the Bonnes." replied the boys mother. "They did this. They did it after they robbed my husbands department store. Why they burned I don't know but they did."

Back at the helicopter, Megaman and Mario told the story of how they had rescued the boy. With some slight changes."And then I raced into the burning room, and with no reguard for my personal safety I threw myself into the fire and pulled the boy free of the evil three-eyed alien's grasp. I then beat back the beast and destroyed it." said megaman. Soon they were back in the air. "Hey mario. Who did you say started the fire?" Asked kevin.
"The lady told me that the Bonnes did it."
"Hmmm..." Kevin knew he had heard that name before...

Kirby now walked slowly. He was now sure that they were being watched. He looked around frequently to see what it was. Nothing. They came to a fork in they tunnel. "We should go this way." Said samus. "It's the only way we haven't already been."

Next time...
KIrby discovers the identity of his follower and Kevin and the N team finally reach segaland. But the machine has almost been completed. can they stop the stikmen before it's too late? What of bill gates? and just who are the bonnes? Find out in the next episode, Episode 4-The confrontation!

I'll be gone for the next week or so. Just keep in mind that you may be rid of me for a while, but but I'll come back and annoy you even more!

Yeah, your like an inch away from my face and it is REALLY creepin'' me out.

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Forum Games / Captain N: Episode 2- This is the pits!
« on: May 29, 2002, 04:01:53 PM »
Samus aran and kirby chased the stikman through the woods surrounding the kingdom of videoland. It was a lot of area to explore but they were lucky enough to find him at once. "You moron!" said kirby, running as he spoke. "You let him get her majesty's secret plan!"
"You coulda stopped him if you weren't stuffing yourself. At least I bothered to chase after him!" samus retorted through her heavy red armor. The armor had allowed samus to run as fast as she was now.
"It's no use arguing now!" said kirby, hopping over a tree branch. "If captain N were here, he'd know what to do." The stikman jumped up high. and samus and kirby fell and slid into a huge pit. They fell fast but it was still some time before they hit bottom. "Quick! I've got an idea! grab my hands."
Samus didd as she was instructed and Kirby puffed up like a balloon and slowly he floated upwards. All of a sudden, he could hold it no longer and let out his air. Samus shot her hookshot-like beam thing(the name escapes me at the moment)and almost grabbed the rim of the pit but missed by mere inches. They fell further and further down.

Meanwhile. Kevin keene and queen lana discussed the problem with the rest of the present N Team. "That stikman stole the plans for a special machine. one that could free my father from the warp dimension. We have to retrieve those plans before. they are anylyzed. If the machine falls into the wrong hands, we could all be looking at doomsday for videoland. Captain N. I want you to take the N Team to segaland. There is were we believe the stikman base is located.we also have new allies there that can be of assistance. You are dismissed." with that they set off on there journey to Segaland.

Samus and kirby opened there eyes. They were shaken up but unscathed. had it not been for kirby's rubbery body or samus's special armor, they would have been killed on impact.
Kirby was up first and looking around. "Hey!" he said. samus stood up and looked around too. "Tunnels!" they said together. There was an entire maze of tunnels beore them. They had no idea why they were there or who made them. They logically chose a tunnel.
"Heads!" kirby said. "we go that way!"
While exploring samus had picked up several signs of havy machinery. There were nuts and bolts and miscellanious tools lying on the ground that samus could only see through the illuminated visor on her helmet. She didn't tell kirby though. She knew perfectly well that his active(sometimes overactive)imagination could sometimes not distinguish fact from fiction.

The stikmen scientist worked away at deciphering the plans for the mnachine. captain stikman entered the room. He was the one who had origionally tried to capture kevin. He observed the progress of his most dedicated workers. "You! Progress report!"
"We think the machine may be an interdimensional gateway generator. capable of opening up new and unexplored worlds with countless hidden treasures... But some of us think it may be a toaster."

Lana waved goodbye to the N team as they loaded up in a helicopter and headed for segaland. She checked communications when they had left.
"This is Mama Bird to baby eagle. over." she said.
"This is baby eagle. read you loud and clear. over and out." said kevin into his helmet.

Kirby tripped in the dark and fell. samus tripped over him and fell on top of him. "Get offa me!" screamed kirby as he tried to breath. Samus stood up and dusted herself off. "Sorry. Next time watch where you're going, cream puff."
"I am not a cream puff!" said kirby indignantly.
"Excuse me, lint ball." samus said calmly.
"Grrr..." Kirby growled. "Stop that!"
Just then he heard something. "What's that?"
"What's what?" said samus. she removed her helmet to hear better. There was a faint pumping and churning sound."You hear that?" asked kirby. "Sure do!" said samus, putting her helmet back on. She ran in the direction of the sound. Kirby followed trying to keep up. They approached the scource of the noise.
"A factory!" the said together. Upon closer inspection they discovered what they were making. "Guns." said kirby.
"Armor." said samus.
"Swords, bayonets, grenades, sheilds, and just about every other weapon of destruction you could imagine!" said a voice from behind them. they whirled around to see a short man with glasses, and scraggly blondish hair. "My name is Bill." he said. "I own this factory."
"Why are you running it underground?" asked samus.
"Because, my dear sir, it's illegal. all these machines are stolen. I didn't steal them myself. But I find that stolen machinery is much cheaper than new."
"Not only am I not a sir," said samus taking off her helmet. "But you are going to jail bill!" She aimed her arm canon at Bill and kirby came around the back so he couldn't escape.
Bill called "Guards!" as an entire legion of robots came.
Samus tried to fend them off. but she couldn't by herself. Kirby did the first thing that came to mind. He swallowed samus and absorbed her power. he spat her and and took on the likeness of a small rusty red metal ball with feet. Together they charged up their guns and blasted away at the robots. eventually they had cleared most of them out of the way. They turned to bill. "Your under arrest.!" said kirby.
"Haha. You think you have me cornered in this cat-and-mouse game? Think again. This won't be the last time you deal with William Gates!" He pressed a button on his pocket protector and dissapeared instantly.
Kirby and samus dismantled the factory. They still couldn't figure out how he had dissapeared. "We'll look it up when we get home." suggested kirby.

Next time...
Kirby and samus attempt to find their way out of the pit. Meanwhile captain N and the rest of the N team head for segaland. The stikman scientists decipher the plans and begin construction of the machine. will the plans be retrieved? Will kirby and samus ever get home? find out in Episode 3: journey to segaland!

Yeah, your like an inch away from my face and it is REALLY creepin'' me out.

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Forum Games / yrots sdrawkcab
« on: May 25, 2002, 08:19:43 AM »
Mario rode on the parade float through the mushroom kingdom. He waved cheerfully. A great banner was flown saying "Congratulations, Mario!"
Later mario arrived at his pad and fell asleep on the bottom bunk of his bed.
THE END

Yeah, your like an inch away from my face and it is REALLY creepin'' me out.

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Forum Games / Battle of Armies
« on: May 14, 2002, 03:27:39 PM »
Ths is an idea I had during school(go figure). The idea of it is, everyone Takes an army. and chooses up sides, then, we fight a war. The armies are:
Sony(Includes squaresoft)
Nintendo
Sega
Capcom
Rare(Includes new dk)
Xbox(Yuck)

Yeah, your like an inch away from my face and it is REALLY creepin'' me out.

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Forum Games / Captain N returns
« on: May 14, 2002, 03:20:14 PM »
It has been several long years since the mother-brain has fallen. Peace has finally returned to all of videoland. Queen lana sits in her royal throne room. Her servants and hired hands, are working diligently on their assigned tasks.
Kyle Keen, Now in colledge, cheerfully plays his gamecube. His dog, Duke sits behind him and watches him blast Pikachu off the screen. "All right!" He says happily.
In a remote corner of videoland, Evil Smurf, General lemming, and captain Stikman, confer their latest schemes to take over videoland.
And so the ledgend ends, and the adventure begins.
Do not continue.

Yeah, your like an inch away from my face and it is REALLY creepin'' me out.

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Forum Games / Bowser and the life-rings.
« on: April 23, 2002, 06:44:10 PM »
Bowser sat in his grande throne, watching kamek perform random magic tricks. Despite the entertainment however, bowser was bored.
"I'm tired of this. Kamek, take five."
Kamek waddled over to his king.
"Your majesty," He said respectfully, "I have discovered a new power that may help you destroy those fungi in the mushroom kingdom." He unrolled a scroll with a picture and some writing on it. "It's called a life-ring." He said. "It controlls the life of everyone on urf. With it, you could destroy Anyone you wish! Just by merely commanding it."
"Well, where is this life ring?" he commanded.
"It's supposedly located on Yoshi's island, in a romote area. the scroll is however, very vague on it's exact location."
"Well, then. I say we GO FIND IT!!"

Some of them want to use you.
Some of them want to be used by you.
Some of them want to abuse you.
Some of them want to be abused.

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Forum Games / Diary of a mushroom retainer
« on: April 16, 2002, 06:54:35 PM »
This is an idea I had a while ago but never actually posted. It's set during SMB. I Will be posting on two stories. the only reason I havn't completely dropped my other one is because I will use the ending for something I plan to do later.

Dear diary,
Koopa invaded the mushroom kingdomm today Princess toadstool and we mushroom retainers are all that's left in the kingdom. This koopa guy is certainly powerful. He's turned most of my freinds into rocks. If something isn't done, He'll find us too. The princess is trying to stay cheerful. She says that there will be a day when this madness will end. I cannot say if I beleive it or not. Just wishful thinking I suppose. We are all hiding in a secret room behind a fake stained glass window in the castle. The other retainers feel uncomfortable in the castle with the koopa army but as long as we are safe, I'm perfectly happy.

Some of them want to use you.
Some of them want to be used by you.
Some of them want to abuse you.
Some of them want to be abused.

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Forum Games / Weird
« on: April 01, 2002, 12:59:56 PM »
Okay, I had the weirdest idea. since the whole clan thing has taken root, I decided to try to make a story about that, in the mario world.

Mario lounged in a plastic chair while luigi mowed the lawn in front of the pipe house. "Hey! Luigi! Ya missed a spot!" he said.
"Why don't you get off of your rear and help?!" shouted Luigi.Just then parakary stopped in front of mario and gave him a letter. He then flew off. Mario read: "Dear Mario, I am having a party, everyone will be there, even the princess of sarasaland. I have never met her, but she sounds nice.
-peach
P.S. BYOB(bring your own brother)
"Hey luigi, Shut it off! We're going to a party!"
The brothers eagerly went to their warp pipe, (which they had installed themselves)and went to toad town. It was a beautiful day. They entered the castle. There were very important people inside. They looked for peach but she was nowhere to be found. Luigi had bumped into a woman wearing a yellow dress. "Pardon me madam." said luigi apoligetically.
"Daisy!" cried mario.
"huh? You know her?" said luigi.
"yea! I helped her out on my vacation. Big purple alien got hold of her. How are things in sarasaland?"
"I'm afraid We're not doing too well." said she, " We're having a bit of trouble with two groups calling themselves the Shadow and Light clans."
"I don't recall them." said mario.
"They usually don't like to be seen." she said. "but recently they've been causing alll kinds of trouble. It seems that they've gotten mad at each other for some reason or another. some sacred symbol being stolen, but both sides say they never took the other's symbol. I can't make peace with them until they are both returned.
"We'll help you!" bursted Luigi, who had stayed quiet untill now.
"Yea!" said mario.

Some of them want to use you.
Some of them want to be used by you.
Some of them want to abuse you.
Some of them want to be abused.

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Video Game Chat / nights for GBA
« on: March 31, 2002, 11:25:21 PM »
OK, rumor compare. Who here has heard rumors of "Nights Into Dreams" for GBA/GCN? I hope This really happens.

Some of them want to use you.
Some of them want to be used by you.
Some of them want to abuse you.
Some of them want to be abused.

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Mario Chat / Desperate!
« on: March 26, 2002, 07:18:08 PM »
Someone here HAS to no where someone can buy white Knuckle Scorin OR download the song "Ignorance is bliss" by jellyfish!!!

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Forum Games / Mario: League of Champions
« on: March 24, 2002, 07:30:19 PM »
Mario jumped into the pipe that would take him to princess toadstool's castle. He busted out the other end. "Woohoo!" he said enthusiastically. He stepped up to the castle doors...

Sonic jumped in to the air and smashed a badnik. He sped along the coast of emerald hill. Soon, he had arrived at his south Island paradise. he took out a beach chair and lay in it. "This is the life!" he said before he slurped a drink with an umbrella in it...

Crash took a big bite out of a wumpa fruit. "Crash! help me!" cried coco, his little sister, as she struggled to lift a heavy peice of machinery. Crash took another bite. "Crash!"
"Doh! Allright!" He sighed "I'll help!" he got up out of his hamock and began to help his sister...

Nights flew through an orange ring. He felt free to be soaring above the heights of Nightopia. He bagan to go into a nose dive...

Cloud and Link were fighting. Link slashed and Cloud blocked, Cloud slashed and Link blocked. The fought for hours, exchanging conversation as they did. It was a beautiful day. The chocobos and cuccos were frolicking in the feild around them. Then, cloud accidently cut a cucco. An entire horde of cuccos chased them over the horizon...

Bowser, and Eggman argued. they fired spells and canons and eggs, and lazer beams and all kinds of weaponry at each other. N. Cortex watched as they did so. "fools!" he said to himself...

Far away in a distant land, an unseen spector vewed all of them through a strange glowing ball. a small creature about a foot tall walked up beside him. "It is ready master." he said.
"Good"
"Shall I?"
"No. Wait for the right moment."

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Forum Games / LIght versus shadow
« on: March 19, 2002, 05:19:06 PM »
I challenge any one member of the Light clan! You choose the place!
HP: 400
Attack: 100
Speed:50
Defense:50
Magic attack:0
Magic defence:100

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Forum Games / arena
« on: March 18, 2002, 08:02:13 PM »
This is the post you actually fight on.
This could be any arena.
The reason I put up these posts is to reduce the chaotic chaos that is chaotic on the other topics. Dark link, if you think this is a bad idea, then  just reply and tell everyone not to answer.

It is a battle not fought on a battle ground, or in a distant country. it is not fought in a laboratory, or in the skies above afghanistan. It is fought in our own minds and hearts.

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Forum Games / signups
« on: March 18, 2002, 07:59:00 PM »
Everyone sign up on this post.
Current members are:
dark link(founder)
Screech(Me)
Milik(I think)

It is a battle not fought on a battle ground, or in a distant country. it is not fought in a laboratory, or in the skies above afghanistan. It is fought in our own minds and hearts.

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