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Forum Games / Re: Diary of a mushroom retainer
« on: April 30, 2002, 06:39:27 PM »
Rats! They found out too soon, they put us in different cells in different fortresses. luckily, I stayed in the fortress I was in. The strangers name, the guards say, is mario. He really is a one man army, or I should say, two man. He has a brother. They're really close now. bowser is setting a final trap. It will feel good to go back to the palace and sleep in my own bed.

Yeah, your like an inch away from my face and it is REALLY creepin'' me out.

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Forum Games / Re: Diary of a mushroom retainer
« on: April 25, 2002, 04:41:06 PM »
We made it out! No one even knew. We blasted holes between cells with the bob-om prisoners and got the prisoners together, Then we bombed the wall of the cell. it was oddly, easy to patch up the hole. In our beds we left dummies sculpted with the claylike stuff they gave us for food, which nobody ate anyway. Very clever. I'm tired so I have to stop writing.

Some of them want to use you.
Some of them want to be used by you.
Some of them want to abuse you.
Some of them want to be abused.

Edited by - screech the hedgehog on 4/27/2002 10:27:48 AM

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario games were meant to be happy
« on: April 24, 2002, 05:01:19 PM »
I like it that mario games are happy but yoshi games are just a little over the top. the only good yoshi games are yoshi's island and tetris attack.

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Some of them want to be used by you.
Some of them want to abuse you.
Some of them want to be abused.

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Mario Chat / Re: What is your favorite Mario Level?
« on: April 24, 2002, 04:53:01 PM »
MIne is yoshi's island, Final level. kamek acts like the magikoopa's in super mario world. and baby bowser is cool.

Some of them want to use you.
Some of them want to be used by you.
Some of them want to abuse you.
Some of them want to be abused.

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Mario Chat / Re: stop posting in the story boards!
« on: April 24, 2002, 04:47:36 PM »
No need to be sour.

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Forum Games / Re: Bowser and the life-rings.
« on: April 24, 2002, 03:09:07 PM »
Aw, screw it. I didn't like this topic anyway.

Some of them want to use you.
Some of them want to be used by you.
Some of them want to abuse you.
Some of them want to be abused.

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Forum Games / Re: Diary of a mushroom retainer
« on: April 23, 2002, 03:08:53 PM »
Dear diary,
We're going to escape! A bunch of us are making a plan to get out of here! It's really secret though, and I don't know what it is yet, much less if it will work. I sure hope so! The stranger, or savior, as we have come to call him, has supposedly slowed down. If we get out of here I'm going to help him.

Some of them want to use you.
Some of them want to be used by you.
Some of them want to abuse you.
Some of them want to be abused.

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Forum Games / Re: Diary of a mushroom retainer
« on: April 22, 2002, 04:41:17 PM »
Well... it's a reply.

Dear diary
The word through the prison is that the stranger is trying to rescue the princess! News travels fast here. Bowser, has doubled the guards and installed boiling vats of lava in the castle to keep him out. He has also built other fortresses and split much of his army to guard them. The koopas here are secretly running a scam to make money. they are allowing the prisoners to pay to play games and win their freedom. I don't have any money though. I talked back to a guard today and I got solitary confinement. It's awful lonely here.

Some of them want to use you.
Some of them want to be used by you.
Some of them want to abuse you.
Some of them want to be abused.

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Forum Games / Re: Diary of a mushroom retainer
« on: April 21, 2002, 02:24:43 PM »
Dear diary
A koopa guard saw me writing in my diary yesterday and took it! I didn't get it back till today. I had to steal it during lunch. Not much happens around here. we have a schedule that we have to follow. First, we wake up and are fed something that is remotely recognizable as food. Then, we work untill we are about to collapse. After that we are allowed one hour to converse and use the restroom. Next is lunch time, which is usually leftovers from the morning. then we are counted and searched for anything valuable, or anything to be able to escape. There are also random drills once a week, in case we are found. I hate it here, and I hope Bowser chokes.

Some of them want to use you.
Some of them want to be used by you.
Some of them want to abuse you.
Some of them want to be abused.

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Forum Games / Re: The Z Clan Signups
« on: April 21, 2002, 08:56:13 AM »
I doubt he only speaks french, but just in case, Does anyone else here speak french? I always thought that ?que?(One of those should be upside down) was spanish. If he can speak english I welcome him to fungi forums!

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Some of them want to be used by you.
Some of them want to abuse you.
Some of them want to be abused.

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Forum Games / Re: Weird
« on: April 20, 2002, 09:59:22 PM »
again I apolagize to golden yoshi, Who actually bothered to read this thing.

Mario crossed the bridge and went into the rather large room at the other side there was another bag. cautiously he opened it.
"Mario!"
It was toad!
"C'mon, we gota leave." said Mario. They headed out the door.
"Just a minute punks!" said a deep voice. It was bowser. "I figured you'd be here somewhere." said mario.
"I smelt ya the moment I got outta the bag!" said toad.
Bowser lifted one hand. A panel in the ceiling opened up and two people tied together were lowered down on a rope.
"You know these Joes?" Bowser said with a laugh. Mario took a good look and realized that they were none other than, Yo Mahmood and dark link! Mario jumped at bowser, attempting to attack him but bowser swatted him back with his tail. "Now I have the stones and the Activator!" He pointed his other finger at kamek, who had just walked up behind him. Kamek fingered through the many pockets of his robe, and finally pulled out a small round painted instrument.
"The ocarina!" said mario.
Kamek preceeded to play a long slow, sad song, which quickly sped up into a light happy song, both were very pretty. When kamek stopped playing he lookd very pleased with himself. The stones, which bowser had produced from out of his shell, glowed faintly, and slowly got brighter. Bowser became much more evil looking than he normally did, which is saying a lot. he must have at least grown three feet! His claws grew longer and his teeth sharper.
"I am... GIGA BOWSER!" he yelled shaking the castle violently. Mario jumped and quickly gabbed Yo mahmood and Dark link. the castle shook much harder now, and sometimes even felt like it was on its side. Mario and the clan leaders ran out of the building. The thought they were safe, but then, mario realized that he had FORGOTTEN TOAD!" He ran back in with all the strength he had in his legs! Dark Link and Yo Mahmood, waited nervously outside! Then, after the building looked like it couldn't take it anymore, Mario came out with toad under his arm! Just as the castle collapsed behind them.
Mario took a breath. He had worn himself out but it was all over now. He stared at the rubble of bowsers keep. It covered the length of a football feild. "Funny," thought mario, "It looks bigger out here."
Just then, the rubble parted, and Giga Bowser Stepped forth! He cracked his neck and rolled his shoulders, as if stretching. "You idots! Did you really think you could get rid of me that easy!" He cackled in a voice that sounded much higher and more shrill than one would have guessed. Mario Stood to his full hieght and stared giga bowser right in the eye. He was about to fight when something in his back began to hurt.
"Don't worry mario!" Said dark link.
"We'll handle this!" said Yo Mamood.
And handle it they did, for the fight that occured may someday be remembered as the weirdest thing in the history of the mushroom kingdom. The two clan leaders separated and each went to the opposite side of Giga Bowser. Dark link, Jumped extremely high into the air and stopped. it was as if everything was frozen, then he came forward and rammed giga bowser right in the stomach.
Yo mahmood grabbed him by the tail and, with more strength than common sense dictates should've been used,slammed him against the ground by it. Bowser brieathed a ring of fire around himself, but the two clan leaders simply stepped through the flame unscathed. Bowser was furious! He tried to stomp on them but they were too quick, he tried to inhale them into his mighty jaws but they were steadfast. They pulled back and dashed forward until they were stopped by bowsers leathery hide. He was in intense pain, as if two sledgehammers had slammed into his head. Then, the strangest part of all occured. they stopped fighting, pulled their occarinas to their mouths and began to play a hideous song, it had no recognizable tune. Soon, mario realized that it wasn't just and ugly song. They were playing, BACkWARDS. Bowser was still thrashing about, not even noticing that he had begun to shrink in stature. by the time he figured it out, he was already his normal size. He look to see two powerful men, shorter than he, and yet looming over him, somehow. Bowser's eyes grew big, his knees grew week. He ran over the hilltop and toward the horizon.
Mario cheered as they walked over to him. "Are you allright, mario?" They asked. "Yeah, I'm fine. But that was amazing!" They helped mario get to a toad house. After thanking him, they told him something important. "If ever you should need help, all you need do is play this song on your occoarina." They held out to him a gold painted occarina, with black and white embroidery on it. They taught him the song. and now, I am afraid we must part." Said dark link. "But," said Yo Mahmood, "I have a feeling we haven't seen the last of you..." They went out the door and mario fell to sleep.
The End

Some of them want to use you.
Some of them want to be used by you.
Some of them want to abuse you.
Some of them want to be abused.

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Forum Games / Re: Diary of a mushroom retainer
« on: April 20, 2002, 08:56:38 PM »
What the heck are you talking about?

Some of them want to use you.
Some of them want to be used by you.
Some of them want to abuse you.
Some of them want to be abused.

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Forum Games / Re: Weird
« on: April 19, 2002, 05:33:47 PM »
Why!!??? The one time someone dignifies my post with a reply, I already have the end planned out! I'm realllllly sorry, golden yoshi. Thanks for being the only one who cared to reply (Or even read it for that matter).
I have an idea, you continue that ending on another post and I'll continue the one I planned out on this post. That way, if people don't like my ending, they can read yours. can anyone say DVD?

Some of them want to use you.
Some of them want to be used by you.
Some of them want to abuse you.
Some of them want to be abused.

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Forum Games / Re: Weird
« on: April 18, 2002, 05:22:48 PM »
 Mario Burst into bowsers keep! "Bowser!" He screamed. "Don't you know when to quit?" He jumped over the lava pit, stepped around the bars of fire. He crawled beneath the flames shot by the rather ugly bowser statues. Finally he reached a bridge with an axe at the end. He sighed. "This again?" He searched for bowser. he was nowhere. "This isn't funny!" He walked cuatiously to the end of the bridge. Nothing happened. He saw a bag jumping up and down. With a strange sense of deja vu, he approached the bag. What he saw was definately not to be expected.
"Surprise!"
Wendy koopa jumped out of the bag! "About time." She said in a ditzy voice that sounded much like a new york accent."It was kinda stuffy in there."
Several pipes rose out of nowhere. And a fireball bounced around the room. "G'buy!" She said as she blew a kiss and went down one of the pipes. Mario was about to follow her when she seemed to pop up. Mario pounded her head, only to realize that it was stuffed. several came out at once. Mario had to use his judgement to hit the real one. after hours of this "cat and mouse" game, mario hit her one more time. in stead of her sticking out her toungue and making a farty noise, she fell through the pipe and dissapeared, never to be seen again, except in Snes ports on the GBA.

Some of them want to use you.
Some of them want to be used by you.
Some of them want to abuse you.
Some of them want to be abused.

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Forum Games / Re: Diary of a mushroom retainer
« on: April 18, 2002, 04:58:54 PM »
Dear diary
The king Koopa found us today. We were discovered when he replaced the stained glass windows with images of himself. I really really don't like that guy. I was seperated from my princess. They put me in a bag and sealed me in a compartment in another castle. This one is a lot smaller. But there is good news. A stranger is coming through grassland. If he comes across this castle, he may rescue us! Bowser isn't in too good a mood. I have discovered something. I can communicate with prisoners in other cells via morse code. I have to stop writ-

Some of them want to use you.
Some of them want to be used by you.
Some of them want to abuse you.
Some of them want to be abused.

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