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Author Topic: What Is Up With These Ads?  (Read 269964 times)

megamush

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« on: March 04, 2008, 10:07:03 AM »
This is a thread where you can post all of the weird, stupid or just plain annoying ads that you have seen on either TV, websites, or even here at TMK.

Example:

« Last Edit: March 04, 2008, 10:08:49 AM by megamush »
What ever you do don't press Ctrl-W

« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2008, 10:15:46 AM »
head on, apply directly to the for-head
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head on, appl SHUT! UP!
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

N64 Chick

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« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2008, 10:28:04 AM »


Wh-why would anyone...?!
« Last Edit: March 04, 2008, 10:36:29 AM by N64 Chick »
Fangirling over Luigi since 1999.

« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2008, 10:30:37 AM »
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

megamush

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« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2008, 10:52:30 AM »


Wh-why would anyone...?!
thats a little creepy, who in their right mind would buy that, besides some perverted people.
What ever you do don't press Ctrl-W

Kuromatsu

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« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2008, 11:05:41 AM »
Wh-why would anyone...?!
I'd imagine that there is someone out there who has friends who would get a real kick out of that. My friends? Maybe.

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WarpRattler

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« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2008, 11:19:12 AM »
I don't see any ads on this computer, but on a computer at school and on another forum, I saw an ad for a Muslim dating service.

« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2008, 11:27:56 AM »
The Google ads have links that are from words on these pages. It's text-sensitive.

Of course, I blocked these ads a long long time ago, so I can't see them.
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2008, 10:02:53 PM »
Don't think I can get ahold of one now, but I nominate those retarded "DON'T CLICK HERE IF YOU SCARE EASILY" or "WHEN WILL YOU DIE?" banner ads with the cliched horror pics. Who runs those, anyway?
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2008, 10:07:28 PM »
I have no idea, but they usually lead me to a love calculator, which in retrospect is actually pretty scary.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2008, 10:11:41 PM »
WHEN WILL YOU DIE?, indeed...
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2008, 10:16:21 PM »
Everytime I put something into that thing it tells me I'm gonna die during the year 2069, which would make me over 80 when I die. I highly doubt I'm going to live that long, but whatever.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2008, 10:42:48 PM »
Now there's something I don't understand.


You do realize that life expectancy is on the rise, don't you?
That was a joke.

« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2008, 11:00:54 PM »
Yeah, I just don't think I'll live that long, regardless of the rise in life expectancy. My diet isn't all that great and a few of my close relatives have died of cancer.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2008, 11:42:54 PM »
Supposedly somewhere in between 20-30 years from now, the human life expectancy will be increasing more than a year... per year.

Think about that for a second.

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