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Glorb

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« Reply #315 on: October 12, 2008, 01:39:26 PM »
I couldn't agree more with either choice, although my main issue with Sonic '06 was the beastiality factor.
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« Reply #316 on: October 12, 2008, 02:20:24 PM »
It's not beastiality if everyone's sentient.

Boo Dudley

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« Reply #317 on: October 12, 2008, 02:26:04 PM »
Cognizant on the other hand...

Glorb

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« Reply #318 on: October 12, 2008, 02:47:49 PM »
It's not beastiality if everyone's sentient.

Sonic's not sentient. His action are controlled by some creepy dude holding a controller that exists outside of his plane of reality.
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ShadowBrain

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« Reply #319 on: October 12, 2008, 06:21:18 PM »
So now you're forcing a hedgehog to get turned on by a human instead.

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« Reply #320 on: October 13, 2008, 07:06:01 PM »
Sonic's not controlled by a dude during the cutscenes, where most of said beastiality happens.

Glorb

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« Reply #321 on: October 13, 2008, 07:14:01 PM »
That's not the way I played it.
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CrossEyed7

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« Reply #322 on: October 13, 2008, 07:45:40 PM »
Sonic's not controlled by a dude during the cutscenes, where most of said beastiality happens.
Necrophilia?
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ShadowBrain

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« Reply #323 on: October 13, 2008, 09:40:29 PM »
Well, there's a lot of cheap deaths in those games, but I don't think they happen during the cutscenes... much less in conjection with "foolin' around".
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Glorb

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« Reply #324 on: October 13, 2008, 10:33:10 PM »
Not the way I play it.
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ShadowBrain

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« Reply #325 on: November 18, 2008, 05:35:15 PM »
http://www.cubed3.com/news/11116

Well, I don't know about the worst videogame ever, but... wow.
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WarpRattler

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« Reply #326 on: November 18, 2008, 05:49:42 PM »
I tried the DS version a while back. It's worse than Eternity's Child by a long shot. I don't imagine the Wii version being much better.

« Reply #327 on: November 18, 2008, 07:43:05 PM »
Sonic 2k6, never played. I hated Sonic around that time. So, no comment. Sonic Heroes, TONS of cheap deaths. It took me months to get all the Chaos Emeralds and hurt my thumbs. As for horrible quality-wise, 007 Nightfire's Multiplayer. I'm shooting a guy in the chest with a sniper rifle, nothing. CHEAP.

« Reply #328 on: November 19, 2008, 03:05:40 AM »
http://www.cubed3.com/news/11116

Well, I don't know about the worst videogame ever, but... wow.
Even though that's highly likely to be a joke, it's still very funny. It'd be interesting to see the worst-selling games sometime because quality doesn't tell anything about sales anymore, but chances are all the contenders would be games from no-name companies I didn't even know existed.
You didn't say wot wot.

« Reply #329 on: December 24, 2008, 12:06:46 PM »
I have the say the worst Sonic game I've played is definetly Sonic Riders.  The controls where horrid, so was the camera.  And beating the tasks and unlocking everything becomes a huge choir thanks to the cheap A.I.  It's difficult for all the wrong reasons.  Sonic Heroes is good, but not great,  getting the chaos emeralds isn't so bad if you have a turbo.
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