I hope buying one for your home won't make you ****-poor.
He shoots, he scores!
A losing draw? Wanna pee-match, double or nothing?
More addicting than Tetris.
No free rides; you miss, you miss.
Bottoms up!
What's the smatter, scared?
For tots making tots.
An actual reason not to bring your Game Boy into the bathroom, or a book for that matter.
Ma, can I stay up late? I wanna gopher a little more.