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« Reply #105 on: April 04, 2002, 06:37:43 PM »
The next morning, Lui(3.141593)

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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank

Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

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« Reply #106 on: April 04, 2002, 08:29:21 PM »
...gi ate some pi. (sorry bout the bad joke)

ummmmmmm (.999999999999999999999999.........)

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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« Reply #107 on: April 05, 2002, 02:44:43 PM »
dag double post!

0 0-/< in honor of all our fallen comrades, may they go to a better place >\-0<
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who wants to buy a skunkle?

Edited by - cable04 on 4/5/2002 12:46:25 PM

« Reply #108 on: April 05, 2002, 02:45:29 PM »
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0 0-/< in honor of all our fallen comrades, may they go to a better place >\-0<
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who wants to buy a skunkle?

« Reply #109 on: April 05, 2002, 03:48:49 PM »
was taking a dump(5)

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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank

Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

Insane Steve

  • Professional Cynic
« Reply #110 on: April 05, 2002, 08:06:44 PM »
When suddenly, out of nowhere.... (8)

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
~I.S.~

« Reply #111 on: April 05, 2002, 10:17:11 PM »
a Piranha Plant came out of the crapper(7)

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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank

Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..

Edited by - CashCrazed on 4/5/2002 8:17:58 PM
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

« Reply #112 on: April 05, 2002, 11:42:08 PM »
who was tossing dice at a casino (solution to 93482x+4=841342)

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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]
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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]

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« Reply #113 on: April 06, 2002, 07:05:35 PM »
ok, algebra problem.
93482x+4=841342
93482x=841338
I guess 9. lemme check... ya its 9

And he rolled a seven. "HA! I win!" said...

here it comes:
({[x+x]+[x-x]+[xXx}+[x/x]}/{[x+1]^2})

the third thing reads "x times x".


*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
~I.S.~

« Reply #114 on: April 06, 2002, 08:10:12 PM »
((x+x) + (x-x) + (x*x) + (x/x)) / (x+1)²
(2x+x²+1) / (x+1)²
(x+1)² / (x+1)²
1

the(10^(x+2) / 10^log(10^x) * .01)

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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank

Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..

Edited by - CashCrazed on 4/6/2002 6:19:35 PM
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

Insane Steve

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« Reply #115 on: April 06, 2002, 08:24:38 PM »
ARRRRRRGH! no more logs! I can't do logs! I haven't learned logs yet! only sin, cos, and tan.  ummmm.... can you show me how to do logs?

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
~I.S.~

« Reply #116 on: April 06, 2002, 10:19:08 PM »
It's the power of 10 the number is. The log of 1 is 0(10^0=1), and the log of 1000 is 3(10^3=1000). So, the log of 10^x is x(10^answer = 10^x, so answer=x).

I'm only 13, so they aren't teaching this in my math class. I only figured it out by messing with a calculator


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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank

Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..

Edited by - CashCrazed on 4/6/2002 8:22:29 PM
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

« Reply #117 on: April 07, 2002, 07:08:48 PM »
i just learned logs...

reading that, i don't understand that...

just think of it this way

log \/a /\ x (that's log base a of x) = y

a is below log and x, and is the base of the exponent a^y=x

x is the answer to the exponent a^y=x

y is the exponent to the exponent a^y=x

oh well...

DaMimster

Just sitting around waiting for the day when Super Mario Advance 3 comes to the US shores...
DaMimster

SMS, SSBM, and MP4... Three games for the gamecube starring Mario/Mario Characters

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« Reply #118 on: April 07, 2002, 07:51:09 PM »
ummmm can you say the answer so we can continue the story? This is a story post, not a math class.... *evil grin*

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
~I.S.~

« Reply #119 on: April 07, 2002, 08:43:04 PM »
The answer is 1
(10^(x+2) / 10^log(10^x) * .01)
10^x+2 / 10^x *. 01
10² * 10^-2
1

plant.(8)

I guess calculators use a log base of 10

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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank

Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

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