selling camels

[cable04]

hal: Hey, little child, how would you like to visit Camelopolus Museum of Camel History?
girl:I’d love to, Hal
hal: That’s great, child, and now I would ask a camel if they would go, but that would be silly because camels don’t speak.  So now, here’s the next best thing Champ, the camel-like human.  Champ, would you visit Camelopolus Museum of Camel History?
champ: Of course I would.
hal: Yes, they would, but would you?  Why should you?  Well, we’ll tell you.  Camelopolus is a fun filled museum focused entirely on camels.
girl: Camels, aren’t they ugly, dirty, smelly, humped desert-beasts that spit?
champ: Hey, hey, hey!!  Camels may look different, have a distinct odor live in the desert…and they may spit sometimes, but only if something is really cheezin’ em off.
hal: That’s right, Champ.  Camels are beautiful, graceful creatures of the desert… and the best way to get around (unless you have a car)
girl: So… anyway… what is so great about this museum again?
champ: This place is great; you can even ride my great ancestor, a real live camel!  Plus, it only costs one dollar!
hal: Don’t forget the best part, Champ, after the ride you get a free miniature stuffed camel.
champ: What??!
hal: Relax, Champ, it’s a toy, not some small defenseless camel that was brutally slaughtered and then stuffed with candy.
girl: Candy!  Can I try some?
champ: Sure, kid let me pull it out of my hump…*pulls candy out of hump* here you go!
girl: Mmm…camel-icious!
hal: And nutritious.
girl: Camel rides, candy, and toys sound like fun, but is there anything else?
hal: There’s always something else.
champ: Yeah, Hal, there are contests, games, and plays.
girl: What kind of plays?  Are they the kind with a princess and a knight and dragons?
hal: Almost.  These plays star people dressed up like camels, making camel noises and living with other camels.  They are quite informational.
champ: I get to star in one.  It’s called “Champ, last of the camel-like humans”
girl: Wow, this Camelopolus Museum of Camel History sound like fun for the whole family.  It sounds like the kind of place where you can learn and have fun.  I bet everyone goes there.
all: Why don’t you?


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Y8FooD...well, you did

[screech the hedgehog]

That is undoubtedly the weirdest thing I have ever read...Bravo! Your a genious!

Yeah, your like an inch away from my face and it is REALLY creepin'' me out.

[Insane Steve]

Ya know, this is pretty good. Reminds me of one of those fake commercials you hear after a game of You Don't Know Jack. I should really give this a ST(OTW) award...

I would come, but I had a bad experience with a camel when I was 7.... phycological thing, you understand, right?

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

[cable04]

now the explanation:
i had to make a commercial for my english class trying to sell an animal
from my teacher's list, i picked a camel

i've written other stupid things like this

so, steve, what happened with you and a camel?

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