I had a dream just the other night where GameCube was released, and there was this cool screen thing showing how many copies remained of a certain game, represented by their mascots. Naturally, Metroid got sold up first. So anyway, I bought Smash Bros. Melee, I started to play as Bowser (character screen didn't pop up, maybe I mentally picked him), then the weirdest thing happened. I was in some bogus level walking the streets of some city, with cracks in the road everywhere. I tried to change it somehow, and then next thing I know, I'm playing as Jigglypuff against some other monster. I woke up shortly after, but I think Jigglypuff might return (I sure hope not). Pretty weird.
To be a Koopa, you must become a Koopa.