Here's a theory my friend and I came up with.
Some time during SMB1, while Mario was trying to save Peach, she developed Stolkholm Syndrome and came to identify with Bowser. They both gave into temptation and did the wild thang. Mario ended up "saving" Peach and all was well. Then, SMB2 was all a giant dream that Mario had, which lasted for something like a RipVanWinkle nap. During that time, Peach found out she was pregnant and had the Koopalings (don't worry, they were much smaller and soft-shelled so it didn't hurt as much).
By the time SMB3 rolled around, the koopalings had grown and were defeated. At this point, the koopalings decided to go off and get an education.
Games passed, and as of now the koopalings are productive members of society. Wendy goes by Lady Wendy and runs an S&M business. Roy is muscle for hire. Iggy works for Microsoft. Larry works for an accounting firm, etc.
So where does Bowser Jr. come in? Well one day, Bowser was feeling rather depressed, so he hit the local bar. He got a bit loaded and saw a woman who reminded him of Peach, so he approached her and they ended up going back to his place.
The morning after, the woman turned out to be Daisy. She woke up before he did and got [edit] out of there. Unfortunately, she also managed to get pregnant. After she had the kid, she left it on Bowser's doorstep and disappeared.
Bowser, thinking that Peach was actually the mother from his drunken recollection, told that to his son. And so came the plot of Mario Sunshine. At the end, Bowser thought it best that his son not pursue the idea, so he "lied" to him and told him she wasn't his mother, eventhough he still believed it.
A sad sad state of affairs.
~1) You're sick. 2) You swore, which gives you a warning.
Edited by - Sapphira on 3/25/2004 3:12:30 PM
