Author Topic: The mushroom teleporter (Read 16778 times)

Lizard Dude · « **on:** February 09, 2005, 11:58:00 PM »

You think those other TMK transportation methods are fast? Well could I interest you in INSTANT TELEPORTATION! Yes, straight out of the 23rd century I bring you Prof. El Dee's mushroom teleporter!

Where do you want to go? Pay me 99.99 imaginary dollars and we'll leave when 1/2 people are onboard.

"Don't mess with the rest when you've got the best. Ride The mushroom teleporter today."

Master Mario · « **Reply #1 on:** February 10, 2005, 12:08:08 AM »

I'll go! I wanna go to,uh, how 'bout Goomba Village from Paper Mario? ^_^ (Hands over the imaginary money and brings Pa-patch[from Paper Mario T1,000YD] doll)

Blam this peice of garbage! .....Oops. Wrong site....

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #2 on:** February 10, 2005, 12:28:16 AM »

*~*ZAAAAAAAP*~*

You're there.

"Don't mess with the rest when you've got the best. Ride The mushroom teleporter today."

Master Mario · « **Reply #3 on:** February 10, 2005, 12:30:10 AM »

Yay! Hey GOOMBAAAARIOOO!!!! Goombario: What the heck!? (Hides behind his house)

Blam this peice of garbage! .....Oops. Wrong site....

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #4 on:** February 10, 2005, 12:35:39 AM »

I would be scared, too.

"Don't mess with the rest when you've got the best. Ride The mushroom teleporter today."

Watoad · « **Reply #5 on:** February 10, 2005, 12:52:45 AM »

Well, it'd be kinda nice to know . . . where we're . . . *mumbles*

*gropes around in pockets for loose change*

I mean, if we was gonna . . . now let's see here, I've got *counts under his breath* three, four, no, six there, and then he gave me . . . *trails off, apparently thinking*

Hmm, this ain't gonna doâ€”oh! Forgot about the stick u' gum I traded in for . . . *becomes unintelligible while bending and squatting down, reaching for his left foot*

I remember putting somethin' in here.

*fishes around with a couple fingers in his shoe without removing it, and then hoists himself back up*

Ah, that's right! I got five for . . . *thinks and counts again*

Okay, okay. It looks to me like I've got about 80 here. How 'bout I throw in this half a banana 'n' call it good? *works half-eaten banana out of back pocket* It ain't too squished, so waddya say?

*looks earnestly at Lizard Dude*

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #6 on:** February 10, 2005, 02:31:23 AM »

Uh, yeah, okay, sure kid.

Ahem, here you go.

*~*BZAAAAAAP!*~*

*Watoad is teleported to The Middle of Nowhere*

*laughs maniacally*

"Don't mess with the rest when you've got the best. Ride The mushroom teleporter today."

Fifth · « **Reply #7 on:** February 10, 2005, 12:01:23 PM »

*Points out that his Animal Crossing town was called "Nowhere"*

...Watoad should end up somewhere around the police station.

Go Moon!

Watoad · « **Reply #8 on:** February 10, 2005, 01:40:51 PM »

*drops out of character and into the persona of someone who plays video games*

In the middle of my Animal Crossing town there was (is) nothing more than trees and a cliff. My police station was off to the southwest, not far from the coast.

*returns to reality and character*

â€œHey, lemme borrow your bike. Câ€™mon, Iâ€™ll give you some chips.â€

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #9 on:** February 10, 2005, 03:03:48 PM »

Imaginary dollars pwn pretend dollars.

Japan, please.

*Gives money*

Nameneko · « **Reply #10 on:** February 10, 2005, 08:40:52 PM »

Prof. El Dee's parody threads always make me laugh. What? Half-a-person?? Golly gee, should I just send my leg to Neptune, then?

Anyways, how about ZZyzx? I've always wanted to go to ZZyzx.

ZZyzx!

*Sporks over the (imaginary) money to LD*

"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."

Edited by - Nameneko on 2/10/2005 6:43:53 PM

Insane Steve · « **Reply #11 on:** February 10, 2005, 08:43:17 PM »

YOU STOLE MY IDEA

~I.S.~

Nameneko · « **Reply #12 on:** February 10, 2005, 08:46:41 PM »

I'm sorry. ... Nothing's a nice
place. Perhaps you can temporarily increase its population to a whopping 5 people!

"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."

mariluigi3 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 10, 2005, 10:40:52 PM »

i see, your trying to TAKE OVER MY JOB! becuse all the customers will come to you just becuse you have a teleporter. this thing was my idea!! mine!!!

mariluigi3 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 10, 2005, 11:02:08 PM »

well i'll get my job back! check out my version 2 teleporter.