Survival on Yoshi’s Island
Mario DK Luigi and Wario have decided to see who will last longer on Yoshi’s
Island
Mario starts on the West corner
Luigi on the East
DK on the North
Wario on the South
Mario’s Survival Journal
Day 1
I’m a finished make that last R rated game. I was a finally able to kill
someone. I stomped on a goomba and blood oozed out. I forgot this wasn’t
a game.
Day 2
I decided to build myself a shelter. I found an empty chips bag, all that’s
a worth noting
Day 3
I found a stream of water in the forest. I was attacked by a rabid turtle,
now it’s a mess under my shoe. I found a cave and put the chip bag outside
as a warning sign. People will fear the sign that says “SOTERODâ€
I think I put it up backwards
Day 4
Spaghetti, Spaghetti need it badly
Day 5
I found a monkey so I ate it
Day 6
I found some mushrooms, dunno if I should eat them.
Day 7
Decided to eat the mushrooms
Day 8
I don’t feel so good
Day 9
I don’t feel that good, I threw up earlier
Day 10
Goodbyyyeee
DK's Survival Journal
Day 1
Hdfhjfsxgsdjgolpejge
Swem out see for bannnana
Wario's Survival Journal
Day 1
Im a already hungry, I think I gained a couple pounds
Day 2
I saw a monkey carcass wash up on shore, it had a tie. I ate the monkey carcass
with the tie a
Day 3
Monkey carcass made a me feela sick
Day 4
Monkey carcass made a hav a gas, no a wait that’s just a me
Day 5
Found a DORETOS bag hung up on a stick in front of a cave a. I threw up and
it looked like a mushrooms
Day 6
I found out who the monkey was, I wish I would of saved some for later
Day 7
I threw up all a over. I ate it back up
Day 8
I ate a smashed up turtle. I fell on a it
Day 9
I checked a back for the mushrooms they were a gone
Day 10
I think a Mario ate my mushrooms
Day 11
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Luigi’s Survival Journal
Day 1
I’m a gonna build a me a shelter. I built a shelter
Day 2
I made some turtle stew and finished the shelter
Day 3
I made a fire to keep me warm
Day 4
Wario came over here and terrorized me
Day 5
I went out to go fishing, I caught a blooper. I cooked and ate it
Day 6
I hope Mario’s alright
Day 7
Wario is an idiot he came over and mugged me
darn I tried erasing what I wrote but its still there
Day 8
I finished the book I brought
Day 9
I saw a cave with a chip a bag hung up on a stick. It must be where a DK is
hiding
Day 10
I found a tribe of Yoshis, I tamed one and started to ride it
Day 11
(Blank)
Now to our winners
Mario fainted and is in the Hospital
Luigi did extremely well except he smuggled in a book, he’s disqualified
DK I guess kinda was out of it
Wario did well, but mugging and causing other people sickness and terrorizing
other people is illegal sorry Wario your disqualified
1st Place goes to
Drumroll Please!
DK!!!!!
He’s not here right now, he kinda disappeared so we’re doing an
interview with Mario
Interviewer: So how was it like all by yourself?
Mario: I liked it alone. What happened to the others
I: You can buy the book when it’s published
M: …
I: Would you do this again if you could
M: Yes I would, next time I won’t eat a strange mushrooms
I: What are you going to do with the money you won?
M: I’m a gonna buy a huge a pizza!
I: So whats this new R rated game called
M: Super Mario 128, the films in progress we have someone posting it up on the
foums
I: Well that raps this up I guess, have a nice day
M: Have a nice Pizza err… Day, have a nice day!
Edited by - kurtvegita on 7/27/2005 3:25:49 AM
