Author Topic: What If?... (Read 16073 times)

Glorb · « **on:** July 18, 2005, 07:22:46 AM »

Rememeber those old "What If?..." comic books published by Marvel? Well, Here you can post your own "What If?" ideas. I'll start you off:

What If?...Mario weren't Italian?

Now answer that!

Well, this is where the signature goes...

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #1 on:** July 18, 2005, 04:07:50 PM »

Then all the place names in Super Mario Sunshine would be German.

What if Bowser had a time machine?

"It's impossible this way!"

white_arrow · « **Reply #2 on:** July 18, 2005, 04:38:27 PM »

Then Nintendo would make an Edutainmet game called Bowser's Time Machine

What if Monkeys ruled Mario's brain?

YOSHIS RULE

CoconutMikeNIke · « **Reply #3 on:** July 18, 2005, 05:41:07 PM »

He would be saving Princess Banana

What if Mario never got Luigi back from Baby Bowser?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #4 on:** July 18, 2005, 06:33:03 PM »

Luigi would become Bowser's evil right hand man.

What if Mario had never saved Subcon, even though it's just a dream?

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #5 on:** July 18, 2005, 06:36:35 PM »

Mario would go on through life normally.

What if Mario still wore a blue shirt and red overalls?

TEM · « **Reply #6 on:** July 18, 2005, 09:36:00 PM »

He'd still where a blue shirt and red overalls.

What if the NES controller would have been somewhat ergonomical?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #7 on:** July 20, 2005, 06:02:17 AM »

Then my fingers wouldn't be deformed.

What if Princess actually wanted to stay with Bowser?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #8 on:** July 20, 2005, 10:01:03 AM »

They would have very ugly Koopa Kids.

What would happen if Mario visited the Princess and she said, "Sorry Mario, but our princess is in another castle!"

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman

Glorb · « **Reply #9 on:** July 20, 2005, 11:14:18 AM »

Her head would explode with confusion.

What if Mario were deformed by radiation?

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CoconutMikeNIke · « **Reply #10 on:** July 20, 2005, 12:05:53 PM »

Then he would join the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

What if Nintendo decides to stop making Mario games

Glorb · « **Reply #11 on:** July 20, 2005, 12:08:08 PM »

They would make more Zelda, Metroid, Pokemon and Kirby games.

What if Mario were a tentacle?

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Edited by - Glorb on 7/20/2005 11:09:21 AM

Tingrio · « **Reply #12 on:** July 20, 2005, 12:10:09 PM »

Then the whole world will be devoured by cream cheese.

What would happen if I didn't have my clavicles and olvie jars to give away?

"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn

Edited by - Tingrio on 7/20/2005 11:11:09 AM

Glorb · « **Reply #13 on:** July 20, 2005, 12:35:43 PM »

Then Gene Rayburn would be sad...

What if this question ended with a question mark.

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Sqrt2 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 20, 2005, 01:15:47 PM »

It would be a gramatically correct sentence.

What if Bowser kidnapped Daisy for a living, instead of Peach.

Through vigilence and strength we create peace.