My mother tells me I have talked in my sleep before, but she said it was hard to understand and that people do it all the time, aside from that, I have a few interesting slepp-related stories to tell...
-My grandfather used to sleepwalk when he was young. This almost cost him his life. One night, his sister heard a noise and got of bed. She went down the hall and found my grandfather about to walk out the window (this was on a higher floor of a building). If she hadn't woke him up, I wouldn't be here posting this.
-When I was lad of about 2-3, I had this Fisher Price brand toy camera. It was blue with a red strap and a black n' yellow lens. The back had two eyeholes to look through. Well, one night, I dreamed that I was upstairs in my house on the top floor, all the lights were off except the kitchen light and stairway light. I was standing in the darked living room looking the hall into the lit kitchen (keep in mind that since I was so young, the place appeared very large) and in the middle of the floor, I saw a thing that looked like that toy camera, except it had a face, an evil-looking face. In my right hand was a bag with the same color scheme as the camera-beast, but I wasn't sure what I had it for (maybe it was a camera bag. I didn't have one in real life). Then I heard a deep growl that echoed through the house, and I ran like hell down the stairs, tripped, and landed curled up in a fetal position up against the wall. Right after this, I woke up form the dream, but I was curled up in a fetal position up against the headboard of my mother's bed (yes, that's where I slept, the chicken liver that I was). Whaddaya think of that?
-When I was in second grade, I came down with a case of both Pinkeye and Tonsylitis (sp? That's what the doctor said it was), and this was coupled with my horrific allergies around springtime (they aren't as bad now). I had such a bad headache, I think I started hallucinating. My mother came in the room and I thought I was dreaming, as I saw a SM64 cannon next to me and I felt the bed vibrating (and it's not a vibrating bed). Then I staring talking some nonsense but my mother managed to wake me up. I said I was sleeping but she told me my eyes were wide open. Is that possible?
-Just last night, I had this really freaky dream where I...... had an affair with Peach. I assure you, I am not lying or joking about this one. I ran into Peach in my own neighborhood and I kissed her, on the lips no less, in a in kind of passionate way. Then she let me do spome other stuff that would be inappropriate to describe on this forum. The freaky thing is, it felt real, very real. I must be lovesick, and really need a girlfriend. I mean, I've had some dreams about girls I liked before, but never anything like this. 0_o
I also have a feeling that some of you may not believe the things I've listed in this post. But I assure you, these things are 100% fact. They really happened. No lies, as I am not one to lie.
